GMMore 829: Our Christmas Decorating Secrets

get it free every I got like how to do it I got a little north on North action Oh opposite magnets opposite magnets Oh too close it’s weird yeah hi Oh opposites attract man I said north what I was thinking that we were both doing the both the same that’s why we were pushing against each other oh I love that is attract cuz I said North it should have said rhett and Link are both north magnets or well that’s what we hoped or cos that’s what we acted like we don’t know nothing about magnets who knows about magnets who’s in it who’s in the spirit chase Jason’s face is in the spirit way back there uh frosty assaulting a dog and an officer that is not cool is that a joke not cool sadly yes um no I put up a decoration hahahaha decoration a singular decoration I did so what well is this an adventure in decoration my wife would like us to do decorations on the outside of the house and well see but what that really means is your wife would like for you to do decoration on Saturday house right yeah she’s not gonna string up on the shoes nah I can do it without a ladder hmm um but yeah it definitely means that I’m gonna be the one to do it but I don’t believe in it oh really I don’t believe in personally I believe in enjoying other people’s decorations I do not believe in personally applying lights on the outside of the house like if you don’t think they can just on your house if you want to put lights in the windows awesome if you want to do something if you want to do things on the interior that contribute to the exterior feel but once you start stringing out lights in the yard onto trees onto the that’s when I check out I don’t go there yeah it’s so it me neither man because it’s a lot of work and it’s a lot of like I mean you could die doing something like that but I’ve been on a ladder I was specifically asked to put up this star that we have that hangs down in this big light in the side of it did you did you string it over a tree well she was like let’s put it somewhere near the door and I was like I don’t know where I can where it would hang from and then I’m Jane juris May it’s really windy out there wisemen be showing up at your house you know I am thinking Shepherds and stuff this thing is gonna be flying all over the place so I just text her and I’m like no good place outside putting star inside so you were at you are all alone you were outside at the time she was inside of the house no she was good she was out doing something it gave me more things for me to then put Elisa’s I thought she was smart enough to get away and so I ended up stringing this star up and now it’s hanging in the foyer it’s inside yeah but it’s inside but you can see it from outside so might as well be out if you got the right angle throughand and I was just like that’s it that’s what we’re doing besides just the stuff that’s on the inside yeah my name’s don’t think it’s worth it my neighbor max I went outside okay recently and my neighbor max was out there stringing up lights and you know what I did I lived my life for about three or four hours I did things that mattered to me like I spent time with my kids I make memories I don’t remember you and every time you checked in he was oh and then I went back and I look at max and he was like frustrated he’ll up there dinking on the lights on the his each and every one of them dang it I was like I was like max do you need any help in my mind yeah but in reality I was like max you fool well look at me okay not doing what you do I think I would feel differently about it if we get in the back if we didn’t leave California for the higher Chris listen women on that because I did okay the most I’ve ever done is I did one time string up lights on the banisters on the porch old manly but not the hope or just the just the ones on the steps and it took 30 minutes 30 minutes looked pretty good but that was when I stayed home for Christmas and you know I she went the night at my house on Christmas al winded – when you died – oh yeah and but now I’m gonna spend the night in a relative’s house on the other side of the country and my was my house gonna be over there just like showing off to nobody who cares if you’re not going to spend Christmas at your home don’t put decorations on the outside of it you get do the inside I’ve still got really nice-looking pumpkins out there I mean that’s how that’s gotta count for something they’re they’re really mushy but as long as you don’t touch them they’re good man just enjoy that get it you know that can be winter themed and white mold on them I turn into frosty heads but my um I am sad to report my pre-lit artificial tree has totally bitten the dust this year is it I put it up every year I put that thing up and I’ll I’ll set it all up and then I’ll plug it in and just wait for a second and then like it’ll like what it’ll start working a little bit but only like the bottom the bottom eight still lit up so then I had to go and string all the light so I had to light it was real it was a pre bulb tree and then yeah me with no light you saw that you’re like why is the bottom a Theor tree dark I was like well that was the only part that was still lit that still worked and it it died and you did the two tree thing this year yeah and you got a realtor about a real tree to put in another room to kind of ease the transition so the kids wouldn’t be like oh look at the dead artificial tree we have how sad is that is the bottom eight is not list like no kids look at this new live tree we’re moving onto that so it’s like getting a new pet before your pet has totally died that’s that’s what I did with this just like that with the Christmas tree thing totally died have you so you’re making the transition to live tree you’re not going back we ret I don’t know if you if I have to go on record at this point I’ll say I’m gonna get another artificial tree and I’ma keep getting a real tree here’s the Minnesota have one of both the reason for getting my assumption is the reason for getting the artificial tree is it seems like more it’s more convenient right but it’s not is it you’re just running it’s not it is not more in more efficient and you know why story have to store it because the guy with the place the lot that we got our tree and you got your tree yeah they set it up for you for 25 dollars the dude came into my house with the tree set it up and I stood in a corner like I set on the couch why this is Christmas spirit well while he put it up and he’s like is that good I was like hmm I barely spoke English I was like until it was perfectly straight and then I was like and then he just and then he walked out and I was like that we’ve got a treat and then you look at your floor you’d scratch it and you’re like oh yeah he just crushed the floor but that’s my floor too but but here but here’s the thing without this name is Wyatt without the flu yeah why it scratch the floor but without the floor scratching it is the ticket because then at the end of the time you just get it and you just roll it down the driveway and no trash people get it do they yeah at what point do you light it on fire because that’s fun only when you’re in North Carolina but you don’t do that going along okay I won’t do that it’s because if you have the pre-lit tree you gotta like figure out how to get the thing back together then get in getting the thing in the box is more trouble than I want to spend that’s true for all of Christmas yeah in it and yeah you’ve sold me you

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