GMMore 830: Glitter Beards for Everyone!

we call them dentures I said I need some fakie we called on their cars we call them dear good I see that’s good enough we’re good it dropped out what’s a good place to end right there King we call you kid you want to do this love evade from them from the ages my column dear judge alright y’all that was that was good letter you know song to end the year almost we got one more episode tomorrow okay and we come back and of course January 11 before we get into this beard business we will tell you a little bit about some updates that have been made to the trivy at and we will have mail so Jen come on in here but yeah you can I’ll tell my trivia if you wanna grab the guitar big announcement so what did I miss something yeah I’m talk about trivy right now as you know we developed a trivia app called trivia which has a special pack where you can test your knowledge of us and a bunch of other youtubers packs were $0.99 but now packs you can get them with coins and you turn coins by playing and wearing cords by watching some ads in other words it’s easy to play the packs including our pack without ever having to pay any money because we know a lot of people were like oh I thought it was a free app and then I had to go and pay for these packs well you still can pay for the packs which you can also play for the packs so tweet it uh so go back in there click click on packs earn coins and then get our pack and then tweet it us with your score we want to know how mythical is your beastliness you can do that over these holidays yeah you know what day you use this Thursday and Thursday means males are also invited all right thanks finish Happy Holidays Jennifer yeah right back at you you just call me Jennifer I did is that not your name I mean it just feels weird is that what your mom caught you yes my family calls me and that’s it well we’re your family and meet Jennifer we’re family we’re like a separate family in fact we’re probably you play see us more than you see your mom this part it’s very true how do you wear that’s right all right we got we got a little do you see us more on the internet or in person good question that isn’t actually a great question I’m not sure I think you probably see us on the Internet I hear you speaking more on the internet than in person yeah from like other emanating from other people’s laptops and whatnot while working is that what you me yeah me doing one yeah we’re in like your nightmares okay dear rhett and Link my name is Brianna and I’m 16 year old girl from Detroit Michigan I have something special for the mythical male Museum a couple of years ago my dad signed up to be a volunteer for a michigan-based dog rescue called last day dog rescue Wow dogs in their last day yeah explains a little bit oh my goodness well so that the truth is I’m just gonna can I mean you can read whatever what this rescue does is save dogs on the exact day they are scheduled to be euthanized and place them in foster homes for a second James Wow scooping them up from the jaws of yeah you may uh death ones that are like at a shelter for several years we foster dogs and puppies of all different breeds and sizes successfully finding them homes while on the job it’s hard not to fall in love with the dogs we foster this happened to us a lot but one dog specifically stood out to us the chocolate lab coincidentally named Rhett struck us and we decided to take him home and foster him oh but we soon fell in love and and and adopted him after his fostering him renaming him Farley yeah Brett wasn’t good enough for the dog this is before I watch TV I’m sorry red over the years at it we grew attached to more and more dogs I thought it said grew attacked by be a weird turn in the story over the years we grew attached to more and more dogs and now we have a total of four slow your row family I saved a lot of the collars and tags worn by some of the foster dogs the tag I sent was worn by Farley before previously known as Rhett before we adopted him in the collar was worn by multiple other foster dogs both hold a lot of special and sentimental value to us but I feel it would be better off in a mythical meal Museum thanks so much Brianna holds naki interestingly coat she hurt you she got a cool last name I just keep saying she has pictures of the dogs including Rhett now known as Farley and then there’s a dog over here named Kevin there’s a dog named Kevin yeah we have a Kevin tick collage the other he’s on that camera Oh dog collage um very cute so also you should take this decision take that over to the mythical male museum right take it off of my human neck I gotta do this cool though it fits well yeah you where we do another Museum and word around oh I do that with a lot of the items we’ll just sit here wait take him out from time to time dog named red um I could take this as an opportunity to give a jade update uh she’s still with us oh yeah on the back of the letter it talks about Jade actually um if you open it and turn it to the side we rescued Jade and I’m like recently you recently adopted Jade and I really hope she’s not giving you too hard of a time she is uh she’s she’s she’s brightened our lives we’re all very much in love with Jade um beautiful she’s picked me a couple too she does not really she doesn’t sleep in our bed anymore because she chewed a bunch of holes in it while we were sleeping and she loves her kennel she wants to go in there and sleep she likes to sleep in her own little cave so that’s nice I’ll have to bring her on in the new year she’s got a lot bigger has like she’s literally this big yeah she’s not even nuts in anymore she’s she’s you have accidents is there um occasionally but don’t we all that’s um totally I know that so let’s bring this glitter out here wait did you say one more oh really did you see Santa did you catch him on the flip side was amazing yeah yeah yes I saw I mean I I put in a good word for me and my family is this a Christmas gift from you because it’s gonna get awkward real fast this is one more thing remember a wing uh Miss Miranda sings was on the show yes and you stated how you wanted fancy pants well that’s not exactly how I got turned into that she had a way of twisting we had I mean she can really bring up the truth right so we had a few people do that and I will say preemptively that there will be no more fancy panties being displayed in 2016 so if you send them we will not be talking about them on the show this is the end of fancy panties but we’re gonna do it oh this is the beginning in the end of fancy panties speak for yourself I’m not gonna stand up with a mom this is a private matter yeah yeah look at those ruffles man I don’t want their one-size-fits-all so you wanna you can shrink doubling up on the fancy oh wow you really should stand up though you shouldn’t put those on and not stand up hmm just know that every day next year I’m gonna be reading about their weird how they’re you never worn panties before huh oh gosh I can’t look away that the Mike’s gonna get spot so yeah blue is for boys that one says blue is for boys I don’t know what those I’ll walk around like this I don’t think people will know nobody’ll notice it you know just personally nobody pulling that cord like hey I’d like to return this Christmas gift I got that looks like you’re playing flag football with it okay now many of you know more pennies guys have requested that I make a glitter beard so many people have tweeted this at me and show me these pictures oh so we have decided we’re going to glitter fie my beard now chase I didn’t realize they were already over uh is it just just putting the glitter I don’t trust link with these kinds of thinking away from this man yes I’m just gonna stand back here you need to oil up your beer don’t bought meat so I need to oil it up yeah you’re good beard oil so that’s part of it yeah well you don’t have to but it helps a lot and anything that we don’t want to get glittering and it is it my understanding that every other male here that has a beard is also going to do this at me I don’t get that awful beard to be little bit well but I kind of want mmm I want to get some pictures of this and I feel like the red hoodie is nice and Christmassy you volunteered oil still over a rattling dot-com toy store makes you smell like a man don’t put something for paper towels our dear Jane you look for the desk I don’t know the elephant yeah we have litter on the show all the time is constantly showing up everywhere it’s about to be taken to a whole new level but I’m gonna like hold my beard out over it like this okay what are you what do you want we are all ready come on and beer boy oh boy I feel like you should I feel like we should each do one color goal if you want great island dream well guys I get first choice so ever and then we should all do one color so we can take a picture of all four of us together I feel like the green will look good with the red couldn’t so I’m gonna go green somebody crazy red hey Jenny are we applying this ourselves more glad to not have a beer let me get my hair I got blue I’m not used to doing anything myself anymore you guys are supposed to absolutely hold up beard out and you’re supposed to put it on there but I’ll do it myself Oh could we do some oil we need to oil it on it and then just rub your face around maybe wow this is a great smell and I what’s this called again right so that’s how it’s very loyal beastly but balance available brett lemos more beastly and balanced tonight even the best way to do it Mike is just to hold it in one place under hit it with a finger just have it got it yeah this is gonna be so fun guys – – not fun so far I’m gonna bet little ice but Christmas music underneath it it’ll move right wait for it right add a little Christmas musics very men oh gosh look at that look at that oh I just went like this guys holy crow do is not look incredible Oh Eddie my goodness nice um you owe me to dump it on the side man you guys all some help yeah help me turn your head turn your head Sam yeah do it yeah you’re Alex don’t get into ear you can hook like right here to the floor anyway right here I go oh you’re look even further yeah yes very good man you should go to the mall and walk around all right let me go come up my nose this is not as good as Christmas face I’m gonna go ahead and say that we don’t don’t tell that far yet whoopsy gets back and use it what like come over like that my mouth – someone that technique running and then you need to get it on your I’m gonna get under need to get it on your mustache yeah all right glitter your muster oh wow glitter your mustache I am I want to make sure that it just does the beard because I’m ready pictures that we get to be like really clean I feel like rate right here I feel like I need like a spoon never you’re like a little girl come out yeah very good need a spoon here Alex mm-hmm y’all get y’all get us please yeah I get us playing blink forward more of this for it further and then turn your head great well like that yeah this is confident put your chin that way here you go oh wow tickler haha it looks really good so the gold is interesting because it almost looks like your beard is just lighting up yeah oh jeez laughs Oh Carver ma this is incredible whoa well Mike whoa all right how’s that it doesn’t work on the eyebrows it’s pretty good anywhere in the moustache I need oil what you’ve done is go like yeah I just freed a bunch of it in my big beers it look good all right other side and then word when you well you got it other side where I was if you get glitter in your life we’re about to find that and we shake it and slap it off of your now can’t yeah I got tell of some sort yeah Mike let’s see what you got here hook up don’t look in the oh you need some help here oh yeah you’re not getting it Eddie’s looks great I feel so festive yeah the blue is gonna look good above your the beard but your your beard is the bushiest beard of everybody right now all right other side other side here oh yeah I gotta get under do you ever good oh you’re wiping it off the cheek girl you know I just got someone dang gum cheese oh yes very festive Wow okay how how is this looking now cuz we need to let clean the cheeks upper unit so we can get some cool pictures for the for the social meteors looks like you guys were making out with a Christmas tree again chasey on the detail work in that’s like that I got you we can open a booth bit like a I don’t know retirement home yeah uh holidays Merry Christmas how did he is so you’re like it’s getting in there so good it’s like so I did the same right is it you’re a clean you up right wrong it’s cuz it’s a better color to it then yeah I don’t want to do this in Austin yeah mine custom packaging hey Alex don’t look at yourself make a searing long eye contact with the mythical beasts oh it’s down there yeah you’re still out looking at the right guy was good huh it’s like caked onto my hands no even is it all around the mustache let’s look you got a little get it right there I got some glitter in my gum can you use the spoon – got you try to get it even are we doing is this turning into like a photo op or something is that one yeah me and some Atika yeah okay what you gotta do is little bit isn’t me freaks my beanie give me straightened out back a little bit more come on not too for it back a little bit much yeah okay I can’t see nothing you need to put like candy canes to your ear holes I can do that do you have a you have a nose hole no I don’t know the nose hole I have two nose holes yesterday do you have a no a bowl not anymore a bowl but you had one yeah what’d you put through it dude a piercing okay a ring like a bullet it was like it came down straight so I could push it up and hide it for working with what is it okay what’s going around and shove it up he knows yeah alright let’s do some pictures guys whoa Lynn fellow yeah you look like you’re taking a big gulp of it had to get some on my front it’s amazing how it doesn’t come off at all look at this shot laundry tonight you guys do like a barbershop quartet kind of thing oh okay someone does one all right let’s get a little endless get the best possible picture here right we oh boy we this we need to sign off on this one though Merry Christmas

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