GMMore 836: Bacon Taste Test: Good Mythical Crew

oh but it’s round one over there we’ll get it for you in it your way okay and maybe we should start selling rhettandlink beauty mask I’ve actually been selling those at my store Eddie thinks it’s a good idea um those at red.com welcome to uh good mythical more it’s where we give you more bacon because you can never have enough baking Wow I lost fair and square and now we’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna all crowd around crowd around everybody right around you move out that way straddle shake a leg strap and we’ll move this closer alright and welcome there’s his face drew everybody welcome drew he fit the profile you’re hiding beard with a bit he had a beard so he’s hired um well drew like a yoga sesh you’re gonna be initiated by having to eat all this but I got to tell you all of it none of its gross drew you gotta like get overly cozy none of us gotta like none of it super foolish Eddie then I’m gonna go like hey yeah get down slide up a little Stevie okay don’t worry Yemen uh what do you guys want to try Fertile lurking them now um looks delicious to me so what’s the turkey yeah let’s the chicken the chicken blew our minds yeah yes our with that worst chicken chicken yeah that’s fun oh this is chicken yes – we need like a knife or something like this just grab it and bite it and pass it I please I win I just want to try it again this I break off a little piece of that okay I mean it doesn’t let you wreck it off for me because I’m I feel like I’m getting a little sick and I don’t want to get me sick so you write you thought that the chicken was actual for it fooled you right up from the top okay waiting’s did they just have that at the grocery store no because turkey bacon is common but I assume they make chicken bacon in the same way that make turkey bacon which I have no clue how they do that she could make it was Omaha it’s definitely a detector Omaha here had to go all the way to Nebraska the name-brand that’s why did my break be so serious be serious it’s like a dryer and I want to wring out the beef in the chicken almost IX’s that’s like the online ordering yeah not a sponsor hmm that’s where the like the guy in the pickup truck with the refrigerator in the back of his truck knocks on your door yes it comes in a great boxing of the wyman yah yah yah I mean is it it’s not bad but it’s I don’t think it’s good now that now that’s really chewy I’ve been able to like really think about it it’s better for you though so therefore yeah right gene what is the what is the beef bacon now it goes into this service okay so this is beef bacon well see that looks like bank that does that wins the award for looks most like well thank you grab from that’s because it’s one of the only ones that tech well the beef the lamb in the duck look like they’re actually pulled off of the animal intact it does yep you know what I’m saying let’s not taste good though like that’s pulled off the belly of the the Bison of their Callahan that’s gross I like to be it’s not bad I don’t like to be fit on it’s not process like bad gherkin I like that can I get very different it’s not bad it’s like if a fast-food restaurant were to make any sugar and they like scram yeah you got the scratch I love that I like that Kroger what is it what good or bad I love that I love those fast food scraps that’s not what you sound like that’s not good I can see you looking to be the bee I’ll take some Ivy jerk-off yeah yeah I don’t like it that’s why I leave the scrubs for Lizzie think of it like beef jerky in it’s good here is that what the lamb looks like it’s salty I take it back the lamb looks more like bacon I don’t want any more lamb that lamb is was so Wow so immediately barnyard –is– oh I like that do but late if you like I mean that’s what makes lamb good to some people is that mm-hmm like yeah it tastes like actual somebody yeah it smells like a lamb smells in the barn you’re gonna go back down with that I can’t believe it’s not bacon that’s weird the lamb baking with some mint jelly on it yeah that would be good lamb anybody got any mint jelly no yeah well I’ve gotten a little bite peppermint I’ll do the peanut butter lip balm you know what you can eat that lip balm helps put some your lip balm on one of them I’ve been a little I need off my lip I’ve been eating it how you did open video you can try this elk tastes like another cup tongue well no all right it doesn’t like a ton of to tongue it I threw like a meat are you sure I think you’re getting the this is that gene this is it well that black stuff is veggie yeah oh my goodness that was yeah fine thanks no man is not I can see what you thought that was vegan hmm very lean yeah because it the texture is so fake ish but it has a gamy after taste has an animal aftertaste that guy straight out yes out is there okay no is there for you to take you want it the oats therefore the takes families back on this Eddie Eddie you have in region and you have out lumberjack me with your shirt today sorry if it wasn’t for you me and Alex would be running for a like best lumberjack er yeah Alex’s Alex losses weird I think that’s where you just got like loss is weird so we would have had to lumberjack II so you get you find a lumber it again what are you finding your beard again you lost it but if I’ve been looking everywhere it’s coming in a little bit you know did you say that your uh your grandmother didn’t like it yes you is not happy what is she saying she goes get that off your face and you did I said yes ma’am oh wow that was the reason no I mean it was just kind of out of control respect your elders that’s good but you also just ready to shut up grandma punch okay mom I mean grandma punch added a little bit true to it but it was also you’re ready for a reset you hit the reset button on your fake new year new me you know new year new me too yeah yeah yeah meet you meet us together let’s make this about me for a second here let’s make this about Eddie again do you have an axe cuz you look so lumberjack right now anyone’s even connecting I just kept it off do you say me salmon y’all need somebody that salmon I’m alright I already had that I assume that’s it right yeah yeah naman it’s not bad it’s not bad well the dirty it’s just in bacon Aries is that one of your culture I’m just gonna take a little time it had like a maple glaze again with it and yeah until you got through it it’s like seems like spread Salmons yeah it’s bacon Mesa tastes not good right the animal makes it taste good no but see it should just be salmon like if you if you got that on a salad you’d be like what’s wrong with y’all salmon right we pressed it to make it look like bacon well why didn’t you just keep it keep it like it’s really so yeah yeah I got beat ya know everyone says duck the duck is the super fatty one Oh like super thick undercooked thing it’s a little more they gave us clam the duck one is not bad though I gotta say it’s not bad this is all that that’s what I said it was crisp duck and this is uh chewy de Lappe duck the first one was a little bit older what do you mean alright crispy one is it is older its wait yeah that was one of the ones it was an elderly duck that one more bacon well it’s no fish it’s alive it’s still flapping Lizzie hey that’s my dog that’s my dog oh that’s a good dog you’re blocking the duck stir really the double dog hold on yeah that’s good I can’t that doesn’t sound like a duck at all you know the linking on the bank II only cartoon duck selling yeah actual ducks don’t like that I invited a worse choice okay Oh who ate the duck Morgan it it tastes like Turkey alright man who’s the duck weird aftertaste damnit are lucky it’s not as good as like duck is I love duck it’s not as good as ducky but what part of the duck isn’t because your Ducks are really fatty already well it’s all part of the duck man look shave off like that’s intact like slice off of the bird it could be in belly it’s not processed I don’t mind the bacon foot duck if it wasn’t burnt it’d be real good that winner that’s way that’s a food that’s not really I am slice it off the food remember duck head like the apparel brand that Maddox used to wear got a pair of shoes Kate Maddox wore some duck head shorts great shout out of the tape matter and he would tuck that shirt in to me so you can see me he did you see that duck head branding he was that he was a total duck head anybody wearing but he also had like docksiders to they can bacon and I think you went on to be a doctor sockless wolfing docksiders yes Kate Maddox MD wearing the duck head pantaloons okay if you’re in the if you’re anywhere near take Maddox in me I guess season indeed you should go check joke son making a point I can appointment make it is a know what he looks at but let him examine I read link talked about you on good mythical more yeah yeah yeah take Maddox is he’s a schoolmate he’s in middle school friend about one of the first places I spend the night when in North Carolina was at Tate Maxim oh I was a serial nice kid examine no he didn’t he wasn’t he wasn’t playing doctor at the time so once he got he would he would get into that later it’s like drew I want you to know that we don’t eat bacon every day so don’t get your hopes up that’s okay that’s okay this is it I’ve eaten a lifetime of bacon right now yeah I don’t ever need it you haven’t but by the time you eat all this you will perhaps I oughta make up with you sit here and eat often alright guys have a good life have a good weekend if you’ve been eating too much bacon you need to go see take max concealed quit go splitter on those arteries he’ll give you a colonoscopy yeah we don’t even know what kind of doctor he is man I give you a con it’s like a radiologist he gives colonics on the side it’s not you don’t have you don’t have to be a doctor new now you’re gonna get sued for something telling people are going to go in to take medics looking for colonic nothing that everything we have said has been for entertainment purposes only and I was at or I should have said that at the beginning you

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