Oh Oh God nothing’s happening you become a corpse I’ve got a girl over here I’m gonna put you together maybe I’ll get featured mmm really we’re bobsledding your mom can I get up now call bobsledders our Jamaican in my world oh my goodness thanks for doing that link you’re welcome it was great uh you know I knew when it came to other tummy touches I knew you had it in the bag in the bag link speaking of bag pull that out of your bag I will say this is an actual magazine that you can have printed right but it just didn’t get here on time so this is it basically a digital representation of the magazine it starts with a linguist baseball player on the front cover and it says just I mean that that’s cover material right there that guy he looks happy they have a special feature on the wet conference coming up so portage on proprietors go to a conference called wet here they do I think that wouldn’t you I mean you need some excitement in your life when this is what you’re focusing on I think when your job is porta-johns the object is to never get wet you never get wet down here it says beers to you Michigan Williams and Bay serves up sanitation for a popular micro brew and music fest but you know it the interesting thing is is when you go to like a festival like that and you see all those porta-johns lined up some I mean everyone cares about that right because you gotta use them it’s important to everybody we’re just been all taking it for granted these guys meanwhile got a magazine they’re trying to figure out the best tactics the right size of a urinal cake how do I not touch it or smell it that’s that’s the feature article so paid version page Oh so these are like wet booth number 4100 is featuring tough on brand portable toilets look at that look at the portable sink look at the sink there’s put out there’s purple ones there’s orange ones errs turquoise ones once you get inside it’s all bad a lot of people don’t like a port-a-john but I prefer one over what a regular bathroom if it’s clean I’d really like I’m in a time machine I’d rather dig a cat hole than getting one of these things if I could design my own restroom at home for there to be a port-a-john portion if he was just my stuff and my wife stuff in there and that was the only thing we had to deal with no it would go into the plumbing what if that’s not a portable that’s not a port-a-john I like the vibe so you wanted to light the little girl on the side you have a urinal ethic in the bathroom know that urinal I use that thing any chance I get is right there on the side of the wall and then it right routes down and you get to see it coming in the toilet portion and here’s here’s you guys ever do that you pee in the urinal then you stick your head over and see it come out on the other side okay here’s the the girls are like what there’s a lot of it just it’s just a pipe that reroutes it to the bottom just like so you me and then my three seconds later you hear it hitting the water down there and I also like to look at it I’m trying that’s gonna be in the club’s now soon now that he’s got this magazine well welcome to good mythical more where I dramatically read excerpts from my new subscription to Porter John I’m in the club I’m in the club nowhere isn’t like we’re in the club now we’re in the port-a-john Club a lot of ads new look higher standards Wow that I mean basically what they do is Peaks that’s a good five Peaks porta-johns basically all they’re doing is they change the colors of the porter job like an IV porta-johns there to like into themselves you know what I’m saying is like get real y’all win the sell selling jewelry four days to make your bonus this is all about the wet conference let’s read about that they’re really into this wet water and waste water equipment treatment and transport show that’s what wet sense and here we have loneliness I now see here’s an ad announcing the first ever effervescent packet that dissolves in brine what was that worth a bob liter factor key a bubbly packet for ocean portage is one that you want to turn your turkey your Thanksgiving turkey blue swing for the fences I heard it retired blogger Doug Gregg vid covers all the bases while growing a restroom business from startup to big success you know what this is one of those things I bet like because nobody thinks they want to do it you could probably make all kinds of money anything rolling in cakes do you know you don’t smell great though he’s holding his own baseball card here who do you play for well look at the baseball card it’s kind of blurry so the Orioles let’s say the Orioles I think that says Padres but God Giants Padres place or somebody’s got orange on orange and black Baltimore Baltimore Orioles okay so I play for the Orioles all right I’m trying to all right all right all right guys give me this is a link I got some top tips for new pros portable restroom operators I like that Pro makes me feel number one don’t devalue your service with lowball prices ya value what you do in charge appropriate know what you’re worth but you’re not just moving crap around well you are but but don’t devalue that like upset like we sell plastic closets somebody’s got to do it your crap in number two surround yourself with good people who can’t smell have no sense of smell number three operate lean and mean yeah yeah I can get a big cake get the medium to small size cakes don’t number four don’t make some operative pizza that’s not a challenge I want to cake the size of like a hockey puck it should have bullseye I like a target on it rhettandlink target toy targeted urinal cakes blast and we’re going to patent that don’t do it and when you win it disintegrates it reveals like a little minimal room or animal like a little turtle or turd Oh have you guys seen the like soccer balls like that like a little goal and like a soccer ball like I’m oh it’s been done does the soccer ball move around when you pee we should have thought it 10 years ago free-floating there’s a so you try to pee the soccer ball through then knew the goal yeah yeah straight out a little fun we’re caught on the ball is loose yeah balls in there and the goal is fixed and you until some guys I’m keeping that ball Oh personalize a website we can make your personalized urinal cakes gosh wait to the party once again Lea late but not my students photos of people pee on a photo of like a pulled it and I got one I got one that’s probably not been done cuz I’m in a paleontology it’s looked like dirt and you pee and their dinosaur bones get revealed you become a paleontologist oh we got you we got him whoopee guys I was we thought that was great that was good this website is called peepee face time people raise calm and you get to take the bones when a bone comes loose you take it home I’ve got two more tips and let’s go back to that if a bone comes loose it’s yours that’s our slogan if you can fish it out you can have it number four or five invest in equipment only when needed otherwise just use like shovels and squeegees and five attend trade shows like wet they’re really big into wet well that’s part of the only one that got wet is underwriting something imagine the blast they have it wet is that a joke they have a black have a blast at wet it is what is there it’s what the web you know what I’m sure that’s what it this might be a good time look at that we put the yeah look at that we met the grand match it’s my beginning time Apple iPad for Alex to confess what he put in the bottom of that portage on that rented that one time what Oh when we were shooting yeah uh barbecue remember the barbecue bars from the Oregon Trail episode well something we had to do something with that barbecue sauce and Alex put it in the bottom of the yard oh yeah oh it looked like a murder scene inside that bored about he missed the toilet oh no Alex did I yeah cuz you had to clean it up with paper towels and the guy wouldn’t let you hose it out oh yeah he did he let us eventually but the guy who we rented it from knows you did that yeah I was like can I just leave it in the forest and he’s like no look just put it in the John man I’m gonna take care of it here is the what here’s a page dedicated probably featured the wet wet seminars and here’s a picture from like last year I don’t think you can zoom well you put it on the Shelf oh I’m out I’m out I’m out totally I thought it was some old folks they would didn’t look happy but is there an art is there like a conference on a seminar on that time that I had to pick up that barbecue sauce filled port-o-john I got sprite he’s probably like a celebrity at this thing hey I heard the barbecue sauce guy is gonna be here again this year look at how much fun they’re having it wet you know what what if they find a dead body in there that’s a probably an exciting seminar that guys no girls on Clark yeah on why is crossover brilliant competition at wet uh because they’re making beer out of waste water we had somebody send us some remember that yeah look it was good luck he’s happy to look at that they are all in Dave Navarro he is he is given up don’t be that way oh don’t be that cut it thinks people look like I’m doing what you tell me not to do all the time all right guys I think I’m riveted and I’m I’m hooked and I am a little what is the price on that go back we can get a hundred units for $1,900 plus 1is uzu yeah we get the truck hold on what kind of a zoo zoo are we talking about a waste a wastewater pumper oh I want to I want to buy in a zoo zoo pila ontology I’d guys is that who made the sidekick guys we have done it we well we needed prototype but we’ve we’ve ideated you I got some ideas