GMMore 840: Smelling Exotic Wood

did of that we did it like we did it no you did it I freaked people out you did it I freaked people out look at that don’t like that all right so I’m gonna mail this to the appropriate places you don’t have to do that right now I forget you know what I’ll forget no you know what somebody’s gonna ask you for it what’s gonna happen okay do you know what take it is is Thursday and Thursday means me what you brush with this morning Jim ah Sensodyne oh gosh well I can’t say brightest we went through all this trouble to like put tape over stuff like Sensodyne gentian has a dealer supposed to respond to it you have it I gotta yo the Sensodyne yeah yeah like you sit on the tuba yeah yeah yeah I don’t care she’s like it’s my face of the – yeah but you can be honest with us as you have sense it’s Hello Kitty you can tell us your sensitive teeth I’m very yeah you can’t you can’t bite ice um I don’t usually I maybe I could oh I can’t I can’t it’s just my teeth I don’t know it’s a weird situation don’t know tell us let’s be vulnerable about it just gonna talk about mine I could stick my front teeth into ice cream they hold them I cannot mm-hmm write these things in a while but then what would then quantify your sensitivity if it’s not too cold it’s too sugary things really yeah so like me you’ll get cavities if you eat sugar uh it’ll be like that no like if something is really sugary my teeth will like get into pain get into pain they will get into pain you ought to see my teeth get into pain you want to see that your teeth hurt when you meet sugar yeah because I have like that’s like a teeth what is what my didn’t like pumice like volcano Rock yeah that’s exactly what my teeth are I’m volcano rocks and I’m Bob are you from Hawaii but alright why I just I just want to say I’m sorry yeah yeah we I feel bad you deserve better than that yeah thank you should use appreciated but what brand is it against sin so what do you want me to say see I want you don’t care I’m just joking with you okay you can say anything you want Aquafresh it up since i’m dinah use that no dear ret don’t say that though don’t diminish in brings me yeah that’s a competitor I didn’t I just don’t use it dear-dear Rhett link and crew my name is Costanza I’m eighteen year is that how you Constance Constance is that say like substitute teacher just call them båstad please continue calling her kid spots Constance with a Z I’m 18 years old I was later accepted get in the net I’m calling this Thompson definitely yeah all right I’m 18 years old I watch good mythical morning good mythical more every day Thank You Gaston say you helped brighten my day every day I’d like to thank you for that that is why I’ve sent you this doll Oh little Susie first of all when you lay little Susie down she doesn’t sleep does she does what she’s like is aware of how dolls when she goes Mia yeah little Susie was minding her own business one day but suddenly she was viciously attacked by my uncle’s dog kitty yeah that dogs got a identity crisis Susie was my favorite doll so when I came home to find her without a hand I immediately transported her to the local doll surgeon my dad he took her away to the basement begin surgery and told me to wait patiently upstairs that everything would be okay so I said impatiently until I heard the creak of stairs as my dad came up he handcrafted a prosthetic for Susie I was amazed at his talent and promise never to let any more vicious dogs near Susie I thought Susie would be a lovely addition to the mythical male museum and she would be safe from vicious dogs thank you for always being your mythical best Costanza fouler hey Mon mouth Illinois I look at my hand oh that’s interesting it’s wooden first of all I mean for this to be your favorite doll from like your childhood and you’re sending it to us sure it only has one good hand but I mean it still means a lot to you and I heard feeling I’m flattered that you would let us put it in an airtight are you talking about my plastic box to be on display forever this one I can’t 10th icon yeah I think it’s that one not this one but I could be mistaken this one’s different it has a bite out of its finger the piece one and this one are different are you making fun of me it’s terrifying I feel like when you come into the mythical male Museum I’ll be sitting there tape her eyes she’ll go oh take a nap hmm can you see my eyeballs moving yes that’s what she’s gonna be doing I’m elevating levitation Ellie so tape her eyelids shut and then after a few days let’s see if they’re gone the tapes gone what it will be and then there’ll be a hand with like a knife I don’t do well with horror stories I’ll take the tape off with my hand now haha do not tape her eyes shut Jen let’s treat her with the respect that she’s due I’m not gonna go in that mythical male museum ever again so she’s in a safe spot yeah she is if she moves hey we need to keep an eye on her if she moves from day to day if she moves we’re gonna send her Betty Costanzo I’m gonna write down up sites that wouldn’t hand all you sent us started haunting us we get along with nartu fody oh gosh forgot about him hmm this is a letter for you brother Oh check it out oh wow Rick I’m a woodworker and since your Christmas wish was for wood here’s a collection of mostly exotic woods just for you some course you can share with link if you want but since this was your wish it is a require sorry like Merry Christmas cliff bliss this man’s name is cliff bliss it’s a great name cliff bliss that’s like a made-up country singers name that’s the best name I’ve ever heard cliff bliss oh oh this is like Jenga at this point African mahogany teak cocobolo windy whinge african patois let me read them first because they’re gonna die scone double yellow heart blood wood cattle ox Purple Heart leopard wood zebra wood I didn’t fart that was my seat check it out you can use your whittling things that I bought you what you haven’t used the heck is a whittling thing you aren’t here for that I got him up Christmas uh smells too I got my birthday present was a whittling kit I can’t remember this is amazing I don’t want to do anything with it I just want to use it do you remember that I got you a whittling kit freaking mahogany yes yeah well that’s mostly do they all smell different that’s different Kong Carlo Alves Caribbean rosewood Oh African Blackwood oh man I wish I could turn it into like chewing gum Osage orange yeah they’re not flavor there none of them smell do you think I have some sort of deficiency do we have something else while that cocobolo cocobolo there just smell like them this is a this is one of their cliff bliss this is one of the best gifts that I’ve ever received I’m not making it up so you’re gonna put this on cuz this is like every wood on earth in my hand like a pack of matches look at that just like look I’m like holding multiple continents worth of trees just in my hands just like look at me there’s one in your mouth – oh one of them does smell good look which one you think smells that good the yellow just everyone it smells like pepper pepper sounds like pepper yeah gotta find it can I read something else about it you found it a broken pad to walk peppery smell that hmm oh you know what yellow heart smells in it every smoke yellow heart what I think this is my rubbing against the African Patti walk no no yellow heart mr. right I don’t smell it yeah I think I have a nose that can sniff Honduras Rose woods things I mean I just have so much fun by myself okay we got I’m gonna just sit would you smell gas on anathema would we have more would have a theme of would I want to eat it dear rhett and Link I love your show and wish you the best have fun Ryan oh I mean that’s all yeah Jenna highlights the part she watches the rears I think I do sometimes I don’t read that part about having fun Hey I’ll read the part about loving your show wishing this the best whoa I wasn’t thinking I’m sorry it’s fine just you can read all of it great all your riddling about watching the show since before you guys moved to Cali I’m glad things have been working out for you so well over the years I wanted to send you something for a long time finally I made a decision to do it here it is yeah it’s a set of giant dice I made you guys play a lot of games in your show so maybe use a pair of dice that are way more fun than a normal player because they’re made of wood oh that’s good he’s got his own little signature he replaces the one this is what we figured out that’s cool and it’s right there too he says you guys are really an inspiration to a lot of people I’m very grateful that you make onto that I can get my sons in front of keep my sons in front of some content or get front of that car all right so I’m gonna roll these and we’ll see how it goes okay well because dice use em I guess five seven it’s very last seven again eight one five seven ten how much you want to bet I can roll seven on the first track how about you bet you $45 $45 no it’s just if I do it I’ll bet you twenty the odds are drug totally against me I mean this is just for giggle yes right that’s why I was saying $45 times what what seven oh my gosh x plus one is son you shake I am a dice t what are the chances I didn’t even look at it I just roll on the table if what are the chances that I did a seven on the first try guys legitimately what are the chance yeah somebody do the math do the math do the homework mutations listen listen I’m not the duct tape man if you were the if you were the dice genius you would have shook on the bed before doing it well it wasn’t that confident in myself you want to give me a zero man do you have anything else for us Jim no that’s we that is the end of the wood theme taste the orange taste any type you want I’ll taste all no just take one I just want I want to know if you had to choose one what you would pick well I’ve tried I’ve tried the kitten the one have you yeah okay just like I’m paste that piano or just wood this one has Leah foreign language on it it’s put what what what what it smells like what if they all made different noises I feel like I feel like everyone around me is going crazy this this smells like fluoride like dentist wow it actually has no fluoride when a dentist like makes you like wear those trays I’m gonna take a picture in this I would remember with you but you’ve there you go I’ll now taste that to get what kind of wood I would have been able to get the same amount it tastes it that’s how much is now just put it all in your mouth and swish it what you thought you can do it any way you want I’m saying yeah if you want you do min you do you gin this much I just mean like you just go I’m doing your you taste it tell them what it tastes like you’re like a person may introduce to eating for the first time I’ve only been injected food food I’ve only been injected with food my entire life they let me out of my cocoon no it feels weird this not on a toothbrush yep I hate this a lot really yeah it’s orange I know that’s why I picked it no Martinez was this wall to face my mom would aren’t you not supposed to huh I’m sorry I mean my mom told me when I was younger never never swallowed if I swallow to pay for my teeth would turn brown yeah Pam’s a liar I know I realize that I write about a lot of things too I don’t want all this am i nice watch for watching but that was a lie but you know what sometimes lies were good too keeps people from bad things I’m sorry Jim for putting in that position yeah sometimes lies are justified ethics 101 always honesty is not always the best policy you

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