GMMore 841: The Ultimate Grilled Cheese Prize

man saw a cat peeing in the park and then he was like I can’t tell the difference between the pee or the cat right as a scientist and it’s as if they were one thing it’s like well maybe the cats liquid well then he opened up the cat I understand like like you would open a cantaloupe or any type of melon and it it was liquid in there – that’s all right there you go and he wasn’t he was from a university he was funny but now a scientist and he he had a he had a weird hat on and so now a pirate hat the local bar is now announcing a new drink cat called the juicy that just part now it’s just called cat it’s just called cat and it’s just a cat in a glass more news it yes logon because this is a live stream oh my goodness okay so I realize now with a French name probably debris from Fran was very brief well oh yeah that word is Flint and in this friendship so it should be from France I should have got that but it did not and I we both changed to Rachel which we were going out on a limb there but what don’t you autumn but what did you know I can’t remember I took mine album but the name is French she knew that already all you knew was what the cheese look like oh yeah I should have known that name was fast that would have made all the difference i s I was putting myself in the future like if that were already there and you told you well okay so I went with cam Cambozola cuz I thought this had like blue ribbons in it but it turns out that’s much more right and I forgot that this does all that was gross this is very go dia has a it’s very good so that makes sense to be this this is like brie so it’s French this one for all the reasons that you were talking about this was so obviously just like super strong barnyard e sheepy and then this one whether or not who again in Rachel you got to call this one hooligan right because it’s thick it’s like a pet name for a cheese like oh this cheese is crazy I’m gonna call the who yeah yeah and this is a the cheese maker loved because this is a great cheese so it really also cheese board are you it was the reason why I got this one is because it said washed in a brine solution through the maturation process and it looked it just looked salty but it didn’t taste salty so that’s what threw me for a second are you gonna eat that piece I was about to eat that piece of course you’re the winner all right that’s my favorite one you know what it is very it is floral I said that and I was wrong all right because I thought it was the pistils of the cardoon but it wasn’t here’s what we’re gonna do right we’re gonna grill cheese an ultimate for you speaking English oh it’s coming we’re gonna give you an ultimate okay how does that work I’ve never done am I gonna be cutting cheese from these and putting them on bread and putting it into a form in the real Hat there’s your your butter and your okay I’ll put this right here it’s a fire hazard but it’s not plugged in yet okay the plate the key to a really good grilled cheese is butter so I’m glad you guys included that no smart greeting grilled cheese without butter you’re not eating grilled cheese looks like pancake and because I lost I do have to eat it I will eat a little bit more of the nastiest one which is the cheap oh gosh I’m gonna do that right now and get it over with while you’re making that you’re probably gonna lie and that looks like pound cake that looks like pound cake actually I said it looks just like pound cake and then you said the same thing okay you think too much alike did you think that you should know what that is because it had a French name yeah I wasn’t right I might say stupid things but then at least I know they were stupid like that’s what I kind of hang on to your smart I think are not dumb speaker right yeah I’m proud of it Thanks this is getting hot over here man all right gosh give me this this is might as well be sheep you know excrement yeah I mean I can’t I was just saying you know I like a lot of weird stuff heck somehow this burnt me from that far away I think you must have touched it no it didn’t my hand was right here and when I got right here something burned into my finger you should close it so cuz I gotta put all the cheese on here and you want to put the butter on the outside it’s hot quick I’m on plug hey you want for the butter on the outside there are people who actually like this crud no that’s the thing I like a lot of weird stuff and I like things it just tastes really strong but I don’t like that I feel like there’s a there’s a smell there’s a hint of chocolate when you smell it smell that see if you smell chocolate yeah definitely but like a rotten chocolate so you know paper towel cuz I’m gonna I’m gonna get a lot of the at plus because I think that’s gonna make a good grilled cheese and then I’m gonna just pepper it with some other things this is gonna be the best view well it bites your tongue is so horrible and it disintegrates it melts in your mouth and attacks every square inch of it well I’m talking a big slab it as pudding cheese oh it’s like that shit’s like good for the gut look at the eat something that nasty oh I can’t see it hey listen if you invite me to cheese board grilled cheese for everybody where y’all meet Wisconsin that’s a good place I like to visit I won’t want to live there but like to visit one time we went to Wisconsin we went to in 2008 we went to the G shop in Milwaukee it was called the cheese Mart or something and it’s in the cheat if you look at our cheese rap we filmed it was all phone on location areas cheese place they sent us some cheese we should probably remember where they are we put our faces on the cheese made the cheese wrap and that was before the Annoying Orange so yeah yeah we didn’t do it right cuz no one cared really but uh then the Annoying Orange did their did its thing people cared uh you know what shout out but Rachel wherever you’re at you know it’s an old flame so you’re not in a relationship with cheese man anymore but he’s thinking about you and you know what I’ll take back what I said about you Rachel and about you mr. cheese maker of Rachel you’re not pathetic because that cheese is is admirable yeah if you if she if I hope you got her back you know what I hope she’s in your arms right now she probably isn’t though but let you know what we can make her happen Rachel if your back does her name is Rachel and you dated a dude that seemed like he was about to get into cheese well he’s into cheese now and he’s making cheese and naming it after you I think what happened was it a really good cheese Rachel I think he chose cheese over her kind of like you know how a musicians like is it gonna be the music or is it gonna be me baby yeah I think it’s gonna be you baby but in a weird way he chose both when he made that cheese Wow okay I bet it happened and there but in neither and here’s the sad thing neither one of them are happy right now I mean Rachel just you’re not happy and this guy’s making cheese with your name on it he’s not happy and he ain’t happy and I know you weren’t happy together can you light up you can plug this back in yeah I’m about it but it’s better to be miserable together than miserable alone or with another woman not named Rachel so give it another shot Rach yeah Rachel you don’t get on tinder you don’t need tender okay now this is you need that guy that made to cheat I wish we knew his name I bet his name is well who’s the maker of Rachel let’s figure this out right now who makes Rachel cheese we’re gonna make this connection happen let’s figure this out right now by just sit here barking over Pete okay Pete Pete Humphries you know who you are you’re watching right now I hope Rachel’s not dead Pete what you did is not pathetic so I hardly dare that bad this is distasteful but if she’s married she may not be happy no just kidding I’m just kidding I’m just kidding what’s Rachel’s last let’s just assume she’s not Rachel what’s her address Rachel cheese Rachel used to date Pete Humphreys he’s in what place he’s in Somerset England yeah Wow a guy just more romantic because it crossed the ocean well she oh man she’s also over there really yeah Rachel’s not any school you know anybody named Rachel outside of Australia or America yeah a new one in Somerset I like to think she’s in Australia Rachel you’re down there you’re in a different time zone you’re in a totally different hemisphere toilet water goes the other way I know that’s a myth but we’d like to perpetuate it and Pete is thinking about you so much every time he making the two food named after you and let me tell you right now Rachel it is good it’s a little floral you must have worn like a fruity like you must have had like a fruity perfume like no you know what you were the kind of girl that went to that bath and Bodyworks and got the fruity whose lotion because I can taste it in there he was trying to recreate what it’s like to be with you and to smell you Rachel and you smell a little fruity and I’m not complaining and Pete isn’t either but you know what Pete is complaining about his current relationship no well it links to Parrish man know if it’s man grilled cheese blanking me you can make your cream cheese if he can do anything anyway Pete and Rachel huh I don’t have anything to get this up with uh we will officiate your wedding where’s yours you know what Pete and Rachel if you get married we will perform at your wedding we will write you a love song this is just for you I don’t care where you get married in the world on our own dime if Rachel and Pete Humphries get married we will be there and we will write you a song that’s the offer that’s on the table the cheese is so good we just made it official congratulations right I’m proud of you ma’am you did it and I expected I expected you to do great because you’re all the time like cheese this cheese guru from truth paper towel please but I’m not gonna hate on it I’m not gonna hate on you man I’m glad that if if I also knew this much about cheese and why would I what we have to just start our own cheese business if you were this sad about cheese’s me we’d be fate but for now I’ll just join the cheese board and we’ll go by chillin take a bite sweating you know he just grilled cheese if I wouldn’t have switched those two at the end I would have lost by one oh not by oh that is good now by three you know what or it floor it Pete and Rachel’s wedding I’m gonna make little hors d’oeuvres of this of this grilled cheese I’m gonna recreate it small for everybody how is that be a little bit small cheese grilled we’re gonna call it petit grilled cheese okay so what you put you put these three in there I put a plus of course I put Rachel in a little bit of camera Zola oh but no Humboldt I don’t want to go to my sandwich shop is that good no but no all right have a good day

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