like a lucky sorry I think I got into rhythm there oh you okay oh yeah I got doing her not donkey boxing you bloodshot your eye did you did I because you did that one that one oh my dang yeah you did did you did that get on something up like I was like oh so much did I just have I think so oh wow man cuz this eyes watering and that one sorry last what that’s what I do for you guys I bloodshot my eyes for y’all welcome to good mythical more chances that we had an animal encounter with the wheel and now we’re about to talk about animal encounters the chances right now are 100% cuz it’s already happened uh my mom’s donkey was killed by two dogs over the Christmas holiday for B Bob probably he was not beatboxing rest in peace donkey what did he have a name uh it might have been Jack which is not original I get it maybe they knew he was gonna die at the hands of some dogs so they didn’t put much effort in their name he’ll probably get killed by dogs turn turns out Lois said he can he can bury a donkey himself with the equipment he has but when it comes to bearing a cow he’s got to bring somebody that’s what he told me got to bring a backhoe in for a cow but for his donkey he could just use his front-end loader thing and bury him he didn’t need some of it it’s getting dark uh no Rhett he we don’t eat donkey and our family it was a lot of meat they were gonna waste so the question we want to open up to the to the mythical crew is strange animal encounters so the ugly or the better and I understand that Kevin has one well it’s not really a strange animal it’s more of an embarrassing story with an animal oh that’s good as that was that fair game like a Jack Hanna situation that’s perfect it was two cats there’s no cats and Kevin equals Anthony Kevin equals a nightmare for a little while I’ve never told this story actually to anybody except for Kate and I have like vowed to myself and I would never tell this story and I’m doing it on tape so that it’s very embarrassing that’s a card game it’s a card yet so um I was house-sitting for Kate’s parents house Kate’s my fiancee I was house-sitting at her graduation thank you their parents have an awesome house and this is years ago they had two brand-new baby kitties like and are you telling me that the parents have never heard this story Kate told her mom but the dad’s never heard this story okay does he watch the show yes he’ll probably watch this so they were out of town for a weekend and I offered to house it because I love their house they have one of those stove fireplaces oh so and I was there in stove a wood-burning stove so yeah you just throw in a log and you shut the door and it heats up like the whole kitchen and family room and I was really it was it was in the winter so I was really looking forward to lighting this fire and relaxing and just watching TV and maybe I was too baby cat and the kitten or some so I show up and I try to get us the fire started I put in a log I put in some some newspaper I’m so nervous right now I light it I’m completely like I’m keep an eye on the cats there was a cat lover and she says I’m gonna walk out right now I should I should tell you how much especially Kate her sister and her mother were in love with these cats were worried because everybody loves kittens man so they turn into cat I can’t get the fire started for the life of me I’m trying everything I just can’t get that wood to catch and it’s driving me nuts I’m spent like an hour on this thing I kind of keep an eye on the cats but I keep doing everything I can to get this fire started so I go into the garage and see if there’s anything that can maybe help me get it back together to try to get from the cab together and then I made uh what would be my first big mistake of the evening which was I noticed that there was a little bit of gasoline in the garage and now I was really frustrated I’m not gonna explain that enough I grabbed a very small amount of gasoline very small not thinking clearly and I put a little bit on the wood in the fireplace just a tiny bit and I lit a match and I threw the match in and the thing exploded on my face just this gigantic ball of flame that emitted from the thing I tried to block it with my hand so I got like second-degree burns on my hand what my hair caught on fire my shirt and it was like I was an immediate shock just an absolute media shock so like in a daze the first thing I do is I smell my hair which you guys ever smoked burnt hair yeah horrendous inks and I’m like I gotta get that smell out of the house that’s my first thought so I go and I first you got him put out yourself I put out myself I got myself down I went to the sink I ran water splash it on my face on my hair and then I had the smell come to cats though so I opened the sliding glass door to air it out and then I went back to the fire I started cleaning things up I was sort of shaking you know that happen and I did clean up and sort of control my hand and face for the next 30 minutes and then all of a sudden I remembered oh I’m babysitting two cats and I left the sliding glass door open and it’s pitch black and they live on the side of a mountain so there’s no fences it’s just open in the back so then I spend the next hour with a flashlight to keep keep calling these cowboy all over the place with a hand that’s burning no content will and if it’s on fire I look all over the house and I’m just absolutely terrified to call Kate and her parents let them know what happened so for some reason I got in my mind is just to like look in the house I was looking all over the house I thought maybe I should check one more time inside so I start scouring through the house in the last place that I checked was in the laundry room and I didn’t see him in there right away but then I peeked over behind the washer and dryer and there is the two little cats bundled up just sort of staring oh thank goodness the kid that was a great story cuz everybody thought you blew up some cats man you’re an amazing well I’m dead well sadly like a year later both Katherine by coyotes wasn’t your fault my fault my that’s their game man I got a good year that’s a lot more than a good year in wait what happened to your face like what uh did you go to the hospital places wait look at that I know silica I treated it with like burn cream el and it took like a week before it felt okay it was it scabbed a little like on my head yeah my hand my hand was the worst I think cuz that was where the flame came in man but there was no damage you like the house that you had it like no just asshole if they asked everywhere and there was a lot of cleanup in the kitchen but not keep a fire or explode it did not keep a fire it blows itself out usually yeah dude that’s crazy man so glad you didn’t burn that cat up now it kind of might all make sense that maybe you guys shouldn’t have put me in charge of that fire episode me yeah yeah yeah yeah that should be on your resume you gotta told us that story before oh man in it did anyone maybe burn up a kitten because they’re gonna be chopped right I didn’t so I have two very long-haired cats um and very flammable very very flammable and one of them has a fascination with flames I have learned and I got a like a new candle and I had it on my bookshelf and I was sitting watching TV when he was little and all of a sudden I just smelled the worst smell I’ve ever smelled in my entire life and I looked over and he was just he had his head over the candle and his little eyebrow hairs you’re just singeing off closer and closer to his face I went and picked him up and I group added them out but he wasn’t alarmed he was just like no he’s not very smart he was just staring right at it as they like finish off and that is curse you yeah is that what you like what sure well the funny thing is they never turn back right so he has like mayor of munchkin town whiskers that are like curly at the top he looks like a moth I thought those were like feelers like antennae but apparently not for your kid I do you don’t you yeah light like there’s sensors on the end of it like oh there’s flame let me back milk just sat there and burned him right off that’s a Brazilian beauty treatment yeah as we know it is he and he knew that too um getting rid of his split ends well yeah but now he has his great eyebrows very curly eyebrow hairs and okay so you did burn a cat I did actually late a cat on fire oh okay anybody else burn a cat he’s fine I feel like I’m in the minority cuz I have a grid oh well what’s his name from the UH oh yeah I don’t make him how to make a murderer spoilers burn a cat seen the first episode I pushed a cat off like a second-story that’s a messed up Wow I was like a five and this cat was being really really mean to me my dad and like second-story it was it yeah it’s like a two-story house and we got to get the top of the stair well and you could like see out onto this like the like living room below he was probably okay that wasn’t it oh yeah it was fine I say like you know man on their feet and we don’t recommend other lives don’t don’t put that to assist but he like smacked me cuz he is we got him declawed Oh which was sad but I smacked him back and then he smacked me again I pushed him like up the stairs and just like Oh to clarify you were five years old yes I was 5 yrs or you were just acting five years old what was it okay you were five it’s cool it’s cool I’m gonna go better about my story yeah don’t get given any gasoline sorry never animal abuse story we don’t we don’t condone or revel in any of this you