GMMore 845: Testing the Egg-extractor

look Patti oh yeah you’d you Typhon it and not like a silverback open it so gorilla you type in the mouth it’s a gorilla that’s just a mouth open the mouth put your hand put your hands on the tongue hey mister listen it how’d you get out of the zoom put your listen listen listen oh I’m so proud of you in your new pet open the mouth listen hey listen just do what I open the mouth but you’re a real slick put button put both your hands on the tone and then dance on the tongue Tim Pettit my tongue is over up and now look now hit sent and you’ve just resigned it’s got when working with me anyone I it was a form there was a resignation from this show for you got me again oh yeah welcome to good mythical more who would have thought it would have ended up being a song Ella you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday okay welcome Jen um listen this is what happens got to tell you this you mail a stuff snail style and we open it or shutting that down those you hear about that it’s a shutting down real mail yeah 2018 what is this real life yes hold on this so I’m now mailing 2018 we need to figure out but make a mental note we do need to figure out what we’re going to do when that happens yeah yeah I’ll write that down and figure it out for 2018 but we we need more people to send us stuff for the mail Museum like awesome stuff like the one we’re about to read ah yeah and by awesome I’m even more specifically we mean letters which share the meaningfulness of items that then are worthy of display in our myth Camille Museum yes hey rent link my name is Lily I’m 10 and I live in Yorktown a VA hey I have gynnya home love Kimball and you sir yeah you know what I saw him recently no I tell it your neighborhood huh he’s in music videos on the television all time here’s being interviewed I think that in our music maybe in our songs for when we should start sampling no we should start calling out ourselves like rhettandlink big up produced by yeah DJ collied in the hollers tonight it was such a good album Missy oh yeah it’s Timberland if this whole thing was like a rap song you would be the height woman and and you would constantly be saying your name in our names right rhett rhett and Link Oh what you’re good at it too he can picture Thanks natural sage in in the house why you would say that um I have a big passion for horses and about riding since I was about four years old started off as a beginner and now at ten years old I own a beautiful pony well he’s an Appaloosa and his name is same as young for a pony Sammy when horses go to shows they have a special called their show named Sammy’s show name is storm watch I know that storm wad I didn’t know they changed storm watch not wad of storm I think it’s pretty cool please enjoy this show number I had had used I had had used this number two had should have been one spot I’d used this number in a show it turned out to be a good show in a lucky number I got three first places in second and a champion thanks a lot guys look at it I hope the number gives you guys some luck too she jumps over stuff with the freaking pony and it’s got a nose warmer storm watch what storm wad hmm swash storm wadcutter storm watch give it almost I give this a lot better than storm would look at this look out out he’s a pretty pony I go oh hi and what’s her name Renan link in the house Lily give a shout-out to lily and Lily G Lily G yo look at that and it says amazed ready to get on like it’s very small letters on the back it says amazed I’ll drop that but I’ll pick it up and a little bit wow that’s cool Lily thank you we will probably display this and when you’re done with the horse I put the ribbon we’ll take the horse to send this that Pony they put the ribbon right on the send us the pony like a pierced ear look at that we will get a box big enough for the pony oh and we’ll feed it and we’ll pet it I’m gonna brush it I don’t know it’s called a stable you basic hole oh it is you’re the boy we should become on each other that oh my gosh what else you got grows no that would be a great show name for a pony you’re this and now don’t eat my man don’t even care about us great don’t even hang around for this MC Bo you how did that go great what else what else you got um we got it another really kind letter like hype it up um we got we got a kind letter here haha I like the Canadian style I really do like it you are weirdos you know weirdos I have no idea why even watch your videos izabel start we got hate mail but finally someone who understands the world as it actually is a bell Strummer we you are weirdos someone who has come to terms with reality she gets it Thank You Isabel first day of no I’m sure Florida well yeah I’ll be over here with storm logs can we put this in the mythical Museum – oh I ring that I’ll put on my dad die yet you can test I think we would do well to see that every day or so yeah I want to get to this instructor so I can’t wait a letter for this pant winter I haven’t opened it this is brand new your read Lincoln you know tested it no happy new years to do it on the ship May 2016 oh okay oh yeah may May 2016 be a great year for you all I was like I don’t mean 2016 taken in the future of it nope not me yet G my boyfriend I have been longtime Watchers of your account it’s an interesting way to put it I get I gave her my bank login we’ve been watching sheep watching you in your financial history web live down it’s a long time we didn’t know ever oh dang girl you farted no you didn’t you just open the thing I like gin jizz rip paid air turn over here July of 2014 now that is a month that isn’t doesn’t mean anything else right July only means that I think the first episode I saw was of the Costco taste test Nick works for Costco so it’s really funny for the both of us as we use in buy Costco products all the time this is where with your money that we have been slowly draining from your account before using please read instruction manual and visit extract Oh demo come for demonstrate we don’t need no chemistry on a recent shopping trip I bought one of these X tractors and we thought it would be something you would like to test for yourself or just make a great great addition to your collection following your Oreo cookie dipper and your egg Roley hahahaha oh the great works like a it’s like a fan submitted weird monic a mess yeah now let me tell you this is something I need because we we hard-boiled eggs a lot in our house very healthy that way it’s a healthiest way to eat an egg it’s also software a soft boil an egg you done that and then you eat it out this little thing that’s right now Jin you have prepared some boiled eggs here how did that go I had to look up online how to do it as I have never done this I’ve never done it either so I hope that I tested one of them which is why there’s only five no this you seemed hard but this is like the thing you use for the hand pump in an air mattress what do we do okay just go into literally a small cleaned of egg several times on the piercer located on the eggstractor piercer brighter for the small small end of egg the pointy end of that I just happen to forget you tears through the inner layer skin but see how the shell and egg white yeah you got to get through the skin not just the egg but in the little sub skin there you I think you got it sure well I went as far as it’ll go okay okay we’ll just trust the limit crack the large in by tapping on the table a couple of times too large and now they’re a couple times um there you go make sure the small end of egg is facing upward when you place in the base of the egg strict oh gosh this is gonna be the most amazing thing ever if this works I’m quitting everything hmm please this works perfectly on the first time I am quitting everything and going into this wow that you already resigned not so scientific drawing place egg and oh no crisscross hat not a chance place eggstractor over egg snicker next step towards it Network yours cross hands over the top of the CPR that thing and give one good fast push if egg does not pop out on the first try make sure you realign the egg upright position before listen we’re putting everything in this works on the first try so three 2.10 on Giro three two one no all right I’m not quitting everything I think we’re gonna keep doing this why does the gentleman he is not quitting everything let’s try to yeah I went to engineering school enough years to know that this isn’t gonna work on the first try and remember practice makes perfect isn’t Alex yeah throws to one oh my gosh what’s happening I don’t understand how this works how is this possible you know I think it’s about Ally matches up first thing you gotta do I don’t think I see I don’t think that’s broken you see you got to make sure that you really get it okay so our issue is egg will not pop up it’s going to work this time there’s a troubleshooting guide perfectly aligned it is likely that not enough pressure was created when you push down the eggstractor 3 – well I can we get a longer thing an egg they’re all pretty your eautiful they’re like a longer like I want to see that stick I don’t get it you better get it right now okay the read do it says to stretch the accordion part out again oh yes stretch it it’s just a practical joke this is not real does it say even give us recipes to taunt us cuz we can’t get the eggs up i’ma stand up okay this works man I want you got a whole egg whole three – oh you missed it guys blue give me that you’re what the heck part of the rest leg go look at that hey now that’s pretty good good what it’s supposed to do is I visit York are you wondering what the photo to wall I did how did that happen like it bad I bet you I bet you know video I’m not gonna know give me another one it was not hey but something you know what we made progress okay well let’s troubleshoot and it’s cool cuz it keeps it open if you’re just like you know what I think I want the yoke back in there you just mmm okay so there it is again egg popped open bottom half of the egg broke off oh is that right is that one of the troubleshooting yeah number one yeah that probably happens quite a bit the large end of the egg was probably cracked too much when cracking the bottom part of the egg tap it more carefully so the actual egg white inside the egg does not rupture and then in italics try again uh do you think you did it right that time well we got three other eggs how how much did you not pushed hard man yeah the whole table about how much did you cry at the bottom that time about the same I did it before she raised apart again three two what that’s pretty good we have some pepper wait can I see oh wow I’m gonna eat it I’m just tired of looking at it mmm I love it so much look you can have that alright and then I’m gonna you people who don’t need the egg yolk you’re missing out I mean this is actually good cholesterol in it what there’s still um egg inside of the shell but a very small man I’m good it is you are getting better but we’re not gonna quit ever you got to really give it force as you can see this one’s perfect we still quit everything yeah quit everything it up to three into this three oh is that what you mean and go into this yeah yeah like Hockney’s door to door yeah invest everything sell everything and go straight to egg tastic was it called flea market well that’s what art is called there’s no eggs doctor extractor eggsbert eggs we’re gonna make ours blue or something fantastic Arthur can work on ostrich eggs three be like three two one blast it again three two what that would be interesting ostrich egg test look at that I didn’t work as good no we go to all the ostrich farmers let’s go we got two more and they sell it free right now our success rate is I six ostrich eggs went on a three recipes that dark machine what the heck maybe it is maybe you need me to do the cracking on both sides yeah three two just one just to switch things up I’ll get another one prepared feel confident about there’s just a picture of an oyster three two now this is an unusual egg it’s almost symmetrical in that direction so I can feel like that’s gonna okay three two oh my goodness look at dad one ring to rule them all it’s a napkin holder Martha Stewart gonna be all about this you can put your napkins in and hard-boiled egg if you use an egg tastic tractor cries the last one make it beautiful look at that this is like like a looks like an egg oh yeah here we go oh gosh come to Papa come to Papa my egg face what happened hype that up Mike Mastin look at that egg hey that’s the best one that’s the best best egg oh I do like the way it does that I like it better this way I threw my back out a little bit we’ll do this we’re going to it Wow is it our new thing good work Jin

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