GMMore 846: Weird Dumplings Taste Test: Good Mythical Crew

soft it’s a soft exfoliation and he was a clean man he’s dead now and we only we were he died while if we were using a loofah on him so I guess it’s technically has been used on a dead body right and he is but we are his coroner and yeah we kept aloof of ourselves for a little while you know I might have used it to rest in peace Milt your loofah we’ll go on without you sold to this woman here for Amanda whatever she’s willing to pay yeah throwback little Amanda little Milt Amanda action somebody somebody fix the poor little long-legged ninja um I gotta say decorative chopsticks are really cool but not refined frustrated because there’s no there’s no friction on these things oh man gather round my emotions you know what uh I’d rather eat cod Melton liver that’s all I gotta say I mean I that didn’t cause me to have a bit of a gash also get a hoodie and a t-shirt I’ve had these on my lap the whole episode never forgot to tell you to give you know where to get them rattling comm store store store and I need a coffee I’ll be right back okay you do that well you guys really went all out this is like ish when you go to have a dumpling on us and you get the variety pack this is what it’s going to look like and you get to take this home I was actually at a sushi place with some friends of ours recently and we came up with this idea that like lits there’s link trying to find a coffee we came up with that idea they said we ordered a sushi boat a huge sushi boat and I said let’s assume with the waiter that you get to take the boat home and see how they react to that like we think that we distinguish wooden boat home where is this it was a sushi place with lance and lacy okay so um I huge boat and then the waiter comes up and I was like and my wife Jessie was with us and she’s not one to prank people and so I was like you can’t laugh when I say this so like the guy came up and I was like uh he’s like you’re all done I was like yeah if you could just get the rest of the stuff off of there and we’ll just take it like this do you have anything you do you have anything to put the boat in you know it looked at him and I like held it for like five seconds and he was look at me like this guy’s crazy and then I just started laughing I couldn’t I’m like I can’t do it I can’t I have to laugh I can’t hope but I did get the whole question out but when you come to have it nothing on us you do get to take these these towers home with you so oh you know the whole setup for that yeah I said that are you getting a coffee I do I I do what I want a coffee you listen expecting anyone yeah um so you guys want to eat with your hands bad is it there’s somebody okay um well let’s start with a wild side no let’s start with the best pizza one look smile oh that’s crazy start with that start with the marshmallow the puffy in a marshmallow right there yeah yeah you don’t let marshmallows I don’t like marshmallows either just try um or that’s an interesting things and not like put your hands why don’t you like about marshmallows well I like worse trelles but no not today Oh drew when trying eat someone okay of course those are the white ones in the middle Ruth yeah the ones that look like there’s a brain stuck in them okay uh Stevie do you have one who’s I didn’t have a marshmallow one this much dish Oh which one whoa that’s how you know I wasn’t a marshmallow on okay how is that more guy turned to food you know wait don’t know which one is I mean this is a marshmallow in touch so you know what Alex you should hand it to me is that one time I told people not to spit and breathe on the pizza was not a good time for me these are asleep he put in like that one could um just touch my food all right okay all right allow me you should feed it to it of course I thought that the marshmallow was it was a nice it would be a nice dessert dessert dumpling and you know what you link you’re right you did that in chocolate chocolate your aunt would being absolutely amazing Oh dip it in chocolate and then dip it in crushed graham crackers crushed graham crackers we can have more smuggling we could have a deal we could be in one of those malls that has like uh a sporting goods store and we could have a deal that when you buy it you buy camping gear and you get free marshmallow dumplings dump mellows buy a new sleeping bag at this place get some dump Melo pizza mmm I think it’s a good idea the pizza is it smells like delightful it is slimy so delighted to eat that it’s just ravioli I mean I beat you it’s like ravioli that you feed your children well you know like the ravioli that comes from chef chef boyardee chef Bard I got a can check and ravioli fired chef burn mark yeah there’s that one how the pizza ones yeah hmm you guys are getting really good at stuff you know that likes making dumplings like we’re gonna see you’re gonna have to you have to take these skills and do something meaningful with them one day your chefs Pandit Epico and I thought you said sriracha and this is the actually guys this got you a coffee right well thank you this is the peak of dumpling making guys it doesn’t get any more important I mean we probably made the best firm dumplings at least in a ten-mile radius the only sperm don’t like yeah I don’t know take a dump on us dumpling dumpling on us yes it’s really important it’s really important to go to the later part no more I think about it I think you should just be take a dump on we can drop the lame camera who are we trying to fill it we pay by the letter for the sex right you know what mall restaurants – it is yeah well you know what maybe the Ling blinked on and off so when you see it from a distance just to take a dump on us you’re like what and it’s not laying on the dumpling place you know la is known for that kind of thing though like I’m selling on those people la is known for baleen like uh stupid names of restaurants that have what they serve inside of them I mean lot lots of restaurant places do that but la is like replete new word replete with those things like like what like pho sure you know I don’t know what’s it what’s some of the fun places there sorry absolutely fabulous yeah yeah yeah fabulous chuckles : 100 but it’s fun now I don’t you one so that doesn’t worry 902 info that’s in the Galleria yes it is I have been there okay who wants to eat a leather room the leather yeah that’s the best one Alex sounds like you do I’ve spent a lot of time with these dumplings I don’t know isn’t there a tea Stevie do a tea Stevie I’ll try this baby one steaming it’s like Stevie tastes leathery or it’s leather that’s Bruce protein I don’t eat I want I want it’s just a really bad though I got some of that mate’ for the crimps mellow those dumbbells are gone with the metal straw and everything we have to try to get what Monty oh yeah yerba mate a good so there’s gonna treat either leather final you try the leather because it’s not even edible it’s just it’s just like leather go that’s not a good convincing argue it well Tate just it take it as more of like a directive yeah drew eat the leather now this is a direct order okay I’m gonna eat the leather so don’t beat the constant with us deal Oh Oh like a Morgan Morgan 200 go first Alex Alex move this week his morning totally hiding right here I’m not even my confident guy I had pizza it was delicious it was good wasn’t it let’s split it oh yeah both ends what do you think cowboy each’s pants cowgirl eats her champs you know those shoe repair places well at the mall talking all – yeah yeah we ate his leftover leather could be our you know he’s like costly cutting old leather office stuff shoes scraping we could have deals with all the other places dance want so I can swallow there’s a trash can right here do buddy she doesn’t want spit in something that we’ve already spit it in so she doesn’t want to see that chorizo that we got earlier you know we’ve gotten to the point with these Willits that we might as well just scrape the bottom of someone’s shoe into some and eat it yeah I said write that down sounds like easier yeah that’s good that’s really good to break down yes a lot easier neither of you got any of this down right like a lot how hand did you cal hand drive not scraping I was afraid just to swallow it was like one of those things where you taking a pill that’s too big I don’t know I think I’ll just die right now I don’t think I can get this idea you swallowed the leather it made it really weird no good maybe I shouldn’t if you still had your beard you could have like hidden it in your beard mmm new year new me like you know oh you’re gonna stick with your beer I mean maybe how’s your grandma she’s mad um so she’s still mad at my shoulder that she said you shouldn’t have said that Oh shudder day after her oh yeah she’s mad out grandma – grandma punch again grandma punch sorry yeah he died always gonna show you this one listen we made him do it he didn’t he didn’t have to I wish this a new show it’s not going well so far uh no you could just you cut in she won’t know that you started just sent her a clip but they’re not the seconds built-in it just starts with something that’s random about how great she is hey grandma punch I speaking of growing grandma’s that makes me think about grandma punch oh but she’s drunk grandma not great-grandma I think he just insulted her like she’s a great grandmother oh she’s a terrific grandma yeah you’re not a grandma speaking of you don’t have a chubby list grandma fingers crossed I don’t oh I thought you’re like these are my tears hold up the wrong dumpling just right over here Mary and this is Tina so who’s gonna eat the protein powder I’m so full on leather whoops TV you should eat just protein about early I will I ate a letter one protein powder is really my mom used to hide in things oh you can taste achieving a great mom it changes that mama mine hiding new powder and things um just wants first name Renee Renee Renee hid protein that was my name in French class why you have a sheet a moment where she didn’t want to eat red meat so she’d just use like like fake me like taco meat she wouldn’t say anything and we’d sit down to eat the tacos and then we don’t feel like mom you put protein powder on these chakras renaud it no but protein powder changes the flavor profile of a smoothie in a negative way sorry if you guys out there who make protein powder could come up with one it doesn’t taste like protein powder I’d put it in on all this movies everybody smoothie I’d find smoothies and just drop it in there what’s that guy doing about I’m a protein man like the Pied Piper of smoothie um all right who’s gonna sperm it up I eat leather somebody’s got to try it I think if you just Chompy chunk chunk so I think I demonstrated that it wasn’t that bad I didn’t even gagging you know I I mean I don’t gag as much as link but I’ve got quite a bit on the show I didn’t gag I didn’t gag from tasting I gagged at looking at what was on my chopstick and then I looked over at the stuff over there one time yeah and I thought about it I can’t look at that it’s just about thinking about it the taste is just like weird shrimp it tastes like a sushi that got left out for a couple of days like floppy floppy juicy sushi yeah like only like uni that got left out or just like ooh uni yeah all right if someone doesn’t volunteer Mike then everyone eaten this you ate it yes of course I did someone yeah you got you’ve already you’ve already annoyed fire yeah I was with this for like an hour today like working with it yeah socially disqualifies beautiful yeah I eat that I will literally bar it’ll be great I will bar all of my lunch will come out and my break that could be a major yeah Eddie would you have to eat or let go get it on that sweatshirt it would come out everywhere Eddie honey bugs his for having a better case for yourself it might even Eddington better why don’t you come out here and do it Eddie’s all he’s got to do Sal oh gosh he’s gotta be gotta worry about snails okay hey Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin came from the side y’all yes what is it slimy I do want to watch though my you try no you can’t watch you have to close your eyes here you go Kevin that one doesn’t have spitting I was looking at potential rescue dogs and I found one named Kevin did you believe it or not which is one of the options we always have thinking about naming what kind of dog I did this Kevin into the weight what you should do no weight leads us you should buy half of it and as you’re eating it stare down into the part that got you that’s what I did I don’t you late you’re gonna have trouble so he says yeah can I do that but you can’t just like jump jumps wallow you gotta like chomp chomp savor think about what it is yeah let it swim around in here lick it look at that look at it and open your eyes look what does it taste like Kevin Kevin likes it talk to us I think he likes these of shikaku fan the texture is awful you’re eating the white children your face is gross but your heart says this isn’t so bad does it taste like fall didn’t look at it go to Brookes toning is it fishy not really news go to Brookes yeah Brookes tone we should talk that’s a good story little Brooke starting your mind I’ve got all kinds of cool stuff Oh detect your social use once or twice are you gonna barf I can’t describe it just rose but it’s not it’s not not it’s not awful it’s not lit listen blood blood is on a scale of 1 to 10 10 being bad blood is a 10 milt is all blood with way worse than his aches maybe a 5 I tasted that blood for days I can’t look at that that wasn’t nearly as bad as that blood did you swallow it is it gone Chuy so is the fish thing on oh I got that from Scylla good job Kevin Kevin you can continue to work here Oh

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