no I want to give it a nibble you know why why is I’m a chipmunk chipmunks eat poop how much if I’m all right mosey behold poop especially a grandma that’s not your own poop that’s that’s somebody else’s puffy me that need a little girl there you go grandma oh god I love drinking grandma this is a great emoji loving grandma grandma came full circle right that’s what I was trying to call myself mm-hmm welcome to good mythical more Jen what baby hi uh you know you really came through can I break you did yes that feel free to abandon your character like you didn’t do too well in the lightning round I mean that’s you know what I’m just saying I mean like we kind of represented a spectrum this is really good like excellent like pretty good and like not that what’s the point about your core if you’re gonna break it down afterward I mean it’s obvious what you mean the numbers do the talk the numbers did the talking earlier all right well and the losers everybody everybody why that’s exactly surprise something when I see you in that grandma Alex it stakes in here you know it’s like a mass it is now one of the day you know it’s not me it’s one of the last one to wear it oh no that’s the mask smell the mask it’s not it’s off gassing no mask smell is it’s so real if you get a mask like for Halloween you gotta let it sit on like a mannequins face for like a week before you wear it see I that’s the thing I never wore masks on Halloween for that reason because it just is not a good time in there you know what you do anywhere one of these you it’s the slow tun that gets them it is it really is you should go stand outside somebody’s window really scary that could be or that could be a whore baby is just you go mom okay I feel like a grandma in this episode because demos even I’m serious I remember I kidding I’ve never you an emoji con emoticon emoji I’ve never used one you know in a text I don’t believe that why don’t you I’m good I’m gonna use it fire tech I’ve used it five to ten times so I may ask you a question no link because I’ve used it five to ten times and the reason I’ve only used it that many times is because I’m self-conscious about it because like like I get to the point ages as a matter of fact my dad it was like almost 70 he did the other day my mom uses them now too and I was like I guess I gotta do it back cuz Christy sent she doesn’t use emojis either but she sends me like oh that thing like that thing what are those called like the bit mode jeez I think you can make yourself and then put you it’s like a big it’s a personification of her yeah kind of pizza oh that I have been doing that but check this out something I don’t emoji so my dad who is almost 70 was making a joke and he did the embarrassed face but then he also still did in his text love , dad wait and but he can do it right so it’s like he wrote me a letter that was a text message but no you use an emoji that’s great and then I was like thanks dad and gave him a smiley face is like well did he you happy what I argue it back but that’s like the only time that I do it only emoji back I don’t initiate emojis yeah I I don’t use emojis too often but I do I do use them in tweets and stuff but my mom uses them now and she’s is the wrong right she’ll like be like love you and do like the heart i emojis which seems like a little creepy coming for my mom all right yeah the heart eyes you know no I got it see it’s the sad truth is you have to explain you know that’s creep is that a heart with ice in it yeah but usually you do that like oh like my boyfriend heart oh Google yeah I got yeah well she just really loves you yeah I get it like okay so tell us this story okay gotta tell sister alright guys well listen first of all broken up with anyone yesterday I did I did unfortunately um I mean I touched on this a little bit in my book but basically I was 15 at the time so that’s my preface of why that’s your excuse that’s my excuse I was young I didn’t know what is doing anyway relationship was over I wanted to end it and so I did it via text message but what did you say what did you use I didn’t know did you use like no Inari’s I said the organizer with just yeah what’s it was it a long text or was it sure it was a long text it was nice like it was a nice message but it was like I was like still want to be friends but of course that’s never thing that really happens but I tried you know try to be nice he text you back he came to my house but we are 15 we couldn’t drive so it took him like three days a while his mom drove him cross-country ski to your house mom drove him to my house mom whoa I got a really unfortunate text kid let’s go can I get a ride so I feel bad okay knocking on the door and you’re like texting through the door like like I’m not home oh you did I did you knocking on the door of the house that I’m currently in I’m not no no yeah I didn’t try I didn’t say trust me he was like I’m outside like um that’s me at the door I like home open it yeah what are you talking about yeah like hot oh and now is it yeah I know I’m so I’m terrible I’m the worst so so now’s your have you apologized yeah yeah yeah yeah what’s he doing these days in book form um he not in book form in in real form um we’re like not I guess friends wouldn’t be the right word but we’re like friendly you know does he text you um no see I don’t talk to too many cuz I’m from the other side of the country so I don’t talk keep in text don’t make it they don’t make them over there no I get a the Mississippi in the prom they never son no but I like a cow in a cattle cross yeah right yeah I apologize he’s doing well he has a new girlfriend actually oh great so there we go you text her yeah know what’s the most at this point okay so you’re no longer 15 now but at this point and this is a question 19 this is a question for all of us to answer and that is what is the most serious thing that you’re willing to text about at this point in your life like is it what is that line in your mind and we’re like okay this is a phone call this is an email you still email I yeah I do email that’s something people still but I don’t email like friends like I’d like email dog barks just like hey what’s done schedule today you know what I mean Lincoln I will email one another I just what kind of email are you talking about you because the things that we should text about well email each other about I don’t know why cuz we’re just like it I mean it’s here the keyboard is easier – well it’s it’s for little is for the legal records whenever we need to sue each other I like riding deer link yeah why do you do that oh this is actually best Rhett yeah in Denton indention uh I mean the most intense thing I’ve ever done always sometimes I do always read cuz we’re best friends that’s cute the money the most the most intense thing I’ve ever done via text I think is probably um a pre argument with my wife oh gosh you started off but you have to finish it in real life you well we actually have the argument real life but it’s like I know that I’ve done something that’s part worthy of arguing over like like getting in trouble for they talk about this one I get it’s like you know I I want to talk about this when I keep when I get there so it’s like maybe that will help smooth it over so at least he wants to talk about our emoji like like colleges and then like post fight like if it’s like you should never you should you should never go to bed angry no um but then if sometimes life gets away from you and then you got it like the conflict is over for the most part but then you really want to seal it with like a nice little text and make sure it’s behind you so a little I love you so the earrings still love me you’re not the actual Texas like your pre argument and then in the poll of you yeah yeah and it’s like oh we’re cool now right I also don’t text that I don’t say things like right no well your wife iris out argument done okay so modak I recently had a text faux pas with my wife and that was so I made this decision that you know I wanted I get into work and I’m just like focused on what we’re doing and and I’ll you know she’s not like that she likes in the little text and just hot just how are you doing kind of text I was like a twinkle tip I need to do this and so I made myself a reminder to break me out of my workflow to send my wife a text tell well she already knows you think I’d be telling the story of touch that wasn’t the end of it so so it was for 10:30 on like a Monday and I sent her a text like on at 10:30 at a Monday and she was like that’s so sweet or something and then like two Monday’s later is like 10:30 again and I texted she texted me back she’s like she Carly did you set a reminder to text me and I was like busted emoticon I was like yes I did and we had this long conversation she was like you know what it the early part of our marriage I would have been upset about this but now I’m mature enough to know that your intention and setting a reminder to text me was because you care for me and you know that you’re going to just get involved in your work and she was like so I actually I’m gonna say I appreciate it it’s a little bit lame but I appreciate the intention and I was like you know what I’m gonna set all kinds of crazy reminders now they’re not always gonna be 10:30 on them oh yeah I got are just gonna be any time we go and every time Siri set a reminder for me to text my wife something cute and twinkly but at random times so she doesn’t pick up on the fact that I’m scheduling this yes love you let’s see you tell Siri you’d love you okay I’ll remind you text more like something cute and twinkly but at random times that she doesn’t pick up haha but I’m scheduling this love you that’s mine Duras but it’s just a reminder I think you get it gets out join us I think you’re gonna get that once no I need you too scheduel random reminders across my calendar to text my wife and improve our overall relationship but never at the same time twice what is your wife’s name whoa the future Christy I’m not sure I understand Oh in the future Christy Christy which one which Christy’s oh my god she laughs laughing she’s like I know I know I’m funny just pick one I’m sorry that’s right that’s not appropriate Christy Neal here’s the contact info for Christy Neal say it out I’ll take care of this later I’ve never seen somebody used series so successfully yeah that’s pretty cool huh you ever dumped anybody you using Siri no but that’s my next the next person I did you know what I wonder if that’s happening Siri dumped this person for me and they like write an endearing text Siri right so about 2020 all relationships were in that way you know what work on that keep us posted thanks for coming in and thanks for having me high fives all around always you