now that’s what I’m talking about that’s freaky I know a lot about that ask me questions about it ah they’re in soil they’re bigger than a worm a little bit because he eats it do you know that the worms eat they eat the soil and they poop it out and you can’t even tell the difference can you travel in time through them well I’m sure it takes them a while good point welcome to good mythical more late hits what we’re gonna do I’m gonna slide our special meat just for me just for me to eat no I’m gonna share that with you and maybe I’m sure it with somebody else first of all this looks like an Gordon Ramsay no this actually looks like a chef’s idea yeah Gordon Ramsay laid it on the on the toilet lid of the chef’s toilet all come from all over the other boroughs only one tunnel people will come over for this only one person can dine with the toilet at a time we have to take it back and sanitize it and then another person can use it okay so those of you who just happen to be really good at sniffing things out on the Internet have already seen our next guest but to those of you who did not already see her I would like to introduce the newest member of the McLaughlin family Barbara look at daddy st. John our breath say good mythical morning if she can talk then I’m what we’ve been working out huh say it like I told you good mythical morning you’re going to say it like I told you to say good mythical morning say it what is she stuffed with is it like feathers so this is Barbara we adopted her we didn’t buy her we adopted her and she is a Maltese mutt and she is learning so many things she’s learning how to say good mythical morning what she’s totally failing at right now she’s learning how to that a third leg over there yeah this is she’s a special breed there was she’s a special breed that has this weird third leg look at that white doesn’t have a foot a vestigial leg a foot list third leg she’s making little noises bring your close to the microphone now we’re just gonna feed this to her because that’s not a bad idea at this point you’re supposed to give me a kiss like we talked about I wouldn’t either man hey a girl Barbara is a little overwhelmed you wanna you made a choice you made a choice with Barbara she’s named after Barbara Mandrell not Barbara Streisand a listening assignment for the don’t be indecent barb Roth gosh listening assignment for the day is to listen to woman to woman which my wife sings to Barbara and Barbara sneeze it back to her at least we’re working on it woman a woman it’s about a woman that’s telling another woman that the man that she’s been with is her man and that’s me so you have to choose between your wife and your dog yeah it’s a weird family situation it’s sad now I’m gonna eat the bacon you can eat the eggs I’ll eat this you drink the coffee so we’re kind of alternating Barbara do you want to feed any to your dog no no we don’t do that we don’t do the table scraps look look it look don’t drop her that would not be good for the internet let’s do this let’s do this let’s do this let’s do this Suzanne everything’s gonna be okay I’m just gonna eat some other animals not dog we’re gonna eat pig I really don’t want to taste the egg oh you don’t know what to do to me lights Barbara look over here it’s some of the legs look at that oh you know what I got for you look look I have a giraffe or horse whatever it is you can eat him eat him eat his eat him what hmm how’s that now you don’t feed her scratched right no no scraps in this house we don’t do that Barbara eats lamb tripe is the thing she’s really into right now well lamb what tripe don’t you let that don’t say that around the crew will it will be eating that a week from now um I’m gonna leave this to you I know you’re kind of an Emer with your dog but we can switch in a second I would love to hold your dog sure you can hold her Barbara I’ll call it Barbara I want to cry a little bit cause it’s weird isn’t it these people are so weird it’s even from a toilet don’t know what to do so this is this is toilet bowl runoff juice I’m gonna I’m gonna save half for you look at it I’m gonna hold Barbara look at Barbara hmm she’s trying to make out with me she’s hot are you like sweating all over dogs don’t sweat but she’s sweaty man say your hands it’s a dog man dogs don’t sweat they can’t so the sweatiness must be from you she’s just a little warm she’s a little nervous it’s you didn’t you oh yeah those were great those eggs are so good look at his dog look at that white furry dog I gotta say the pancakes are as good as any pancakes I’ve ever had that we made on a curling iron I know they are really good now how big is barb gonna get well I don’t know any bigger if you drop her in stunner growth Barbara Walters Barbara lots of Barbara’s colleagues like Barbara Bush to me in a good way I mean if we were to throw up a picture of Barbara Bush was a beautiful woman she is she’s so light I think she is she is she had she had white fluffy hair that she probably dog hide in there see what yeah I’m still alive definitely why barb did you try this Barbara did you try this yeah it tastes fine to me Sarge’s fresh-squeezed orange juice in the pancakes and the bacon really top-notch as good as anything you’re gonna get anywhere Barbara the coffee on the other hand barbarous it a little a little weak okay Barbara Barbara sit she will Barbara sit Barbara sit don’t grab that leg Barbara was that did you get bacon you’re not supposed to eat baked she’s never going back now she’s tasted the therapist of the pig she’ll never go back she clearly doesn’t like you I’m sure she loves your kids though so we’re gonna have like playdates with our dogs yeah well as soon as she gets her her last set of shots like rub don’t let me bring Jade over there to meet her because okay let’s do this again something about eating the other dogs crap and catching something or I don’t know right you’re not supposed to until they have their parvo vaccine they’re not supposed to be around other dogs so she’s got just a just a little bit more time like another week or so and then she can play with Jade now I don’t know how that’s gonna go they don’t have to be friends link they don’t have to be friends okay I’m gonna give her back she gonna have her own Instagram account I’m not gonna do that but she will be she will be making a regular appearances on my Instagram account hmm bread MC can I put Jade on your head away from the mic about red MC towards the mic yeah like all of a sudden you’re afraid to promote like a content outlet that we have yes until Miguel more oh we were gonna wear welcome we’re welcoming them okay well yeah but you know what I’m not gonna do that thing where I’d like make little videos over where I talk to her like she’s a baby or a person I would never do that kind of thing obviously I’ve already demonstrated that I’m very very composed from around her so you won’t be seeing any of that no high talking like well then talk to you like this not like what I just did that was just for show oh I got you doing that on Instagram or I’m not I’m not going to be like totally taking over the rhettandlink snapchat with videos of my own dog I won’t be doing that and yeah congratulations welcome to the welcome to the dog squad the dog squad yeah yeah getting tips got any tips it’s great over here you know just guiding some tips I’m um I’m a newcomer to this don’t feed her scraps already uh mmm don’t let her sleep in your bed because she’ll she’ll chew a hole the size of a dog in your bedspread yep it’ll definitely happen we haven’t done that don’t don’t let her poop in your bed yeah but that’ll definitely happen all this seems pretty obvious do you have anything that would like is insightful or a novel don’t name her Barbara just clean it can i name can I change Jade name – Barbara – what if it you can change the eggs name anything she doesn’t know it yet they said they won’t know it for a few months oh she knows it I’m not going to change your name how come she doesn’t come to you then hmm sore subject you