
got my garbage here putting it in the thing all right let’s go yeah it’s over no I’m gonna need you as well I take bodies you take I’m naughty I’m a live buddy I was in the CIA you’re dead now take your body just roll just broke just just throw with it just look we’re gonna need to find me another man I don’t want you wrap them however they fall I was like oh I was like this cover cover I don’t want people she seemed a crack I didn’t want people see my crack which to my G uh welcome to good mythical more I didn’t want you to hurt you Batman trying to flip me over yeah all right I was I knew I just was gonna stop short you know I got something good for you you got questions for me I’ve got answers I also got this try it hmm I didn’t realize how much I put on my tongue until you told me and I tasted it like I still would have thought it was just like a drop in not a go on the tongue not in the back of the throat oh yeah it’s tough man huh that’ll grow hair on your knuckles never tasted my old remedy what is it use for it it’s for like sub sandwiches and Jersey Mike’s or something oh you know you get like that oregano shaker and sometimes I’ll tell hit it right hit it twice like do it again give me another heart get another I want another lap of that stuff you know I actually I might have trouble I got trouble continuing no it took me about four minutes um four minutes you know you say it helps with the immunity I was so I’ve been sick as you could tell by listening to me speak and coughing I don’t know what it was case in point some kind of virus and so like my wife is like telling me like you need to take elderberry oil and she’s got a syrup and you know there’s all this weird stuff and you know and a lot of these things have these like studies to back them up though what does I cam stuff you know the zinc lozenges clinically proven to shorten just the duration and lessen the symptoms of the cold and maybe that’s true I mean they say that they did a study or multiple studies or whatever but I read this other article that was talking about all these things like this that are supposed to enhance your immunity and this guy’s perspective was that there’s two types of immunity what this is not his perspective this is true like a blogger there’s no it was like a medical journal or whatever so you’ve got your innate immunity which is just like as soon as there’s a virus like trying to attack your body like there’s a full-body response of like fever and stuffy nose all that stuff you hate about the cold but then if it’s viral there is acquired immunity which is basically like your body manufacturing antibodies that will attack that virus like tailor-made for and if you that’s why you don’t usually get the same virus twice because if you get it the second time you’ve got stored up immunity for that particular virus but if you get it supposed to it for the first time it begins to build this acquired immunity and then what happens is the reason that I’m still got to get scoff and sniffles and stuff is because your innate immunity continues to just go on overdrive even after your body has beaten the virus so his perspective was why do you want to take stuff that’s going to enhance your immune response because all it’s going to do is enhance your innate immunity response and that’s going to cause those symptoms to be worse the symptoms aren’t really doing anything because he says the innate immunity is really ineffective it doesn’t really do anything it’s that acquired immunity that does something so ever since you said that I just been like kind of skeptical about because most of the medical community doesn’t really recognize all these like vitamin C treat like the emergency and all that stuff mmm but you but at least you feel like you’re doing something elderberry stuff yeah secured you didn’t this sweetest thing I’ve ever taken as my wife was like as soon as you started saying that you had a headache and I thought you’re gonna fall out have the same thing as me my life is like Kalen to get to our berry like she panicked as I’m like texting you elderberry man and you mayn’t got it and you and you didn’t get sick and I’m gonna say that it cured me but what if it’s just Lucy but what you’re saying is it might just be placebo which that could be really effective that may be more effective than any of the actual treatments I wonder if we could just sell something card let’s see buddy placebo ask me a couple of these questions you’re not you’re not interested in this discuss discussion okay all right I’m just trying to solve real problem I told him we were going to do it let’s do it um okay um are you gonna test he’ll take the punishment no yeah no back and I’m gonna get all these right we think would I trash man he’s crazy winning flip mino back in ancient Babylon if you were grinding your teeth at night the cure was super simple all you got to do is sleep with a human skull for a week also lick it and kiss it seven times before the bed enjoy that sounds very true what kind of physical babilônia I guess a human skull human where you get that Babylonia sexy Babylon look is Iran right it is real link no is Iraq isn’t where’s Babylon is that a rock or Iran yeah they actually believe that nighttime tooth grinding was a result of a patient being haunted by a dead relative and the idea was that showing them that you’re kissing and making out with a new dead relative it would be Leia okay I’m Jessie got moved on yeah okay give me another one did we get answer on that okay history lesson that I was wrong about the first time I said it geography um well it doesn’t exist anymore okay so kind of both geo history teach that at the local community college during the Victorian era not in Babylon if your kid was getting uppity there was only one short fix suspend them from their ankles and spin them repeatedly until their mental health was restored doctors thought that the blood rushing to their heads would help them realize the error of their ways of a hate better get some blood to the head I mean that’s what I was trying to do as a garbage man is trying to cure you there have been tantrums in my house over the years that have led me to think I need to take desperate measures like his butt ankles string them up by the ceiling fan and turn on high kind of a thing do it it doesn’t work that is the fan breaks that thought did not specifically come to my mind I have not followed through with that yet so I think maybe you made this one up you’re right link have not tried it and it is not real yes how about oak suppositories true for ancient Romans the oak tree had great importance it was a sign of virility and strength so it’s only fitting that when a man needed a little help in the bedroom he would be prescribed oak bark suppositories little itchy but totally worth it man you got a wet him you got a wet him first you don’t put him in dry I made that mistake one too many times one time never looked at an oak tree and said I want to Peter that at my but what but but this is true but now you can just grind it up and they sell it in capsule form mm-hmm it’s fake okay but even you when you go to that section of like the supplement section in general of the light there’s just so many vitamins and so many supplements there’s a market there and so I think you got to follow the money sometimes you know it’s like it when you got a cold you hate yourself right you just hate existing when you’ve got a bad cold you’ll do anything you’ll pay any amount of money to just get something in your body that might help a little bit it’s a great great marketing thing so even if it doesn’t work it’s good business especially if it’s natural and you’re like well it’s and hurt her best I just put this oak tree of my but it it doesn’t feel good but it can’t hurt it’s currently hurting yeah but it can’t but I’m not thinking about that coffee anymore okay so you call it syphilis yeah let’s not talk about that in the first half of the 20th century join the club and all right fear not though a few injections of malaria and you’ll be cured of that but then you’ll have malaria true you’re right doctor discovered that the fevers caused by malaria were high enough to kill syphilis the only problem is that then you had malaria but you can get over that shockingly this actually works some of the time and the guy who came up with it won the Nobel not Peace Prize the Nobel Prize probably it’s on um that show the NIC the doctor figures it out oh really that’s guessing that’s the same guy yeah he um his former girlfriend has syphilis and actually it would like get rid of your I would like destroy your nasal cavity and your nose you know eventually fall off and the way that they would fix it is they would like secure your underarm skin like cut off the piece your underarm skin and then like attach your underarm Oh your nose so that the skin would grow out and then but that wouldn’t cause you to get rid of syphilis so he came up with a really high fever would do it so he injects malaria and then he injects some Quine quiet or something kills and malaria instantly so but the part about the the skin attached to your nose is it still a touch to your arm your arm on to your face yeah it’s how they did skin grafts that’s how they did is essentially all the way up through like Rome or one it’d be an uncomfortable few weeks well you know what they do now they like balloon inside the place on your body and they grow the skin out like so you’ll have like be a place like down here on your butt or something wherever they want to get the skin from and they slowly inflate a balloon in your skin stretches and grows around it until you’ve got enough skin for a graft and then they put it elsewhere on your body so if you ever see somebody with a bubble but it’s probably not just a but it’s probably the skin farm yeah that kid Kim car actually all she got her real skin farm down there all the Kardashians are just growing skin grafts for for the family it’s not it’s not Jerry it’s not big butts yeah this is a malaria thing it worked like like something like 70% of the time so it still killed a lot of people but that was such a high rate back then that they were like thrilled they couldn’t believe that he got that many people alive out of this right yeah I mean if you see any see any like public video of Kanye like squeezing the butt you’ll notice that it looks more like squeezing a balloon and looks like a bud alright public video yeah he said well I don’t want to show the private video okay yeah give me one last one blow my mind the babylonians has their back had a couple of options for headache cures but if you preferred not to have a hole drilled in your head you could opt for the fright cure a doctor would stay in your home overnight and at some point you would jump out brandishing a sword and screaming the goal was to scare the headache away jump scares I would love to be this doctor oh wow I would live for this I love scaring people your Shepherd the other day he came around the back of the house and was dark and I got really quiet and he came real acquiring my dad used to do this to me all the time that jumped out scared him he started crying he got so mad at me hey I know it’s it’s but I was like I’m am i I I became the person I am because my dad jump scared me so much so I’m gonna do it to my kids I think it teaches them you can’t you can never be sure you can never feel safe became the person you yeah cruel cruel father is it real effect oh there’s an answer answer required I think it is is it made for the reason because you 7/8 here I literally hit myself in the ear Wham y’all that was good you
