GMMore 882: Awesome Wolf Sweatshirt Story

doo-doo-doo-doo you gotta put it on the stuff that you like now makes it taste alright sauce it’s south sauce miss my cue on the sauce what do you do when this song eaten and it does always quiet like ah – you put some salt on it yeah you do you put some salt on it yeah you do yeah hey you’re the sauce man you only said sauce all steady outside that me we’re gonna have a verse i’m nope but you just a sauce man I’m just like the song kay I wouldn’t get a salt what do you think about that what do you do when then man and it did what do you think about that melody I liked it it was good let’s note it let’s review the a somebody somebody right then somebody record that and in fact there’s anyone recording that hit in a national record it with a phone voice memo well let me let me take care of some business yes you got to put those on crotchless knickers man hygienic but then the pants aren’t hygienic you know it just it’s like it like shifts the blame wearing dresses this is that room across like underwear well then you pull them all the way up there you go okay squat down give it a nice squat high high dealing my underwear there a little bit but I got a good deal read your wings you don’t like one of those things that jumps off a mountainside at night among those flying squirrels no I’m in a new Batman vs. Superman movie I’m the I’m the villain look panty boy yeah you see the little thing Dame’s dangling right there look it’s a flying squirrel no it’s pani boy there’s a lot of things I could get in there with you got anything I think to carry um they made underwear like this think about it I think I look like a really good wedding ring pop yeah second thing huh I look like a Ring Pop I’m just I know what I’m doing for Halloween it’s this part the crotch part well I’ll work on that you pulling up too much alright sit on down brother let me tell you about this sweatshirt you know I’m fielding all types of inquisitive questions it’s the best kind of question about this about this sweatshirt that I scored it’s got a wolf on it yes breeze very it’s very complex um cold in here so speaking of cold I’d gotten this sweatshirt and I was trying it out before I took the tag off at home I try all know is the order it was it was an order I ordered this got it on I bought it on the Internet that’s another story if we have time and so I’m like lounging around the house and must in my wolf sweatshirt the other night making sure I want to buying it want making sure I wanted to cut the tag off question just want inquisitive question at this point yeah I usually just try it on and look in the mirror that I’m like bingo tag off how you lounge in it amen it’ll be alright you’ll figure it out listen you do this on a regular basis yeah you got a you got a live in it a little bit man before you know it’s for you that seems pathological no man it’s not what it looks like audience what it what it feels like only what it means well you’re lying down when you when you everything I do everything in it before I took the tag off and then I’m like I know I do lay down and I like cuz I feel like I’m gonna it’s a sweatshirt I feel like I’m gonna deform them you can’t lay down the sweatshirt who are you that sounds pathologic I lay down in two big t-shirts and underwear so I’m laying down teaching him up at night shirt that’s called out of nightshirt like when I was a kid they used to put me in night shirts they meaning my nanny and my mom that they teamed up yeah it was once I hear one leg here no there’s no legs Oh just not just tonight Oh big a big a big t-shirt yeah I did a big shirt that hung down to the knees and then underneath it will it was a dress it was a night dress for uh for a boy for a boy what was I saying so I’m lounger ask the question I’m testing this man I’m lounging around it’s where is the tag is it exposed or is it under it’s it was back here okay so I removed it after what happened about 1000 got it proof positive that this is that I’m gonna live in this this is this is a forever sweatshirt for me get a knock at the door it’s dark outside I mean it’s I don’t know what time it was but it was dark yeah and Lord hour I look through there we’ve got like a glass like it’s not stained glass but it distorts that’s hard to tell you can show her somebody’s there but you can see who they are yeah and I can tell that this person was not only just standing there but they were like they were like moving their head and makers trying to put their eyeballs through the part of the glass where they could see in there was a speaker in peeking and I don’t know who this person is and I open the door and then the person steps back away from the door and I’m like door-to-door salesman immediately I knew it because of the setback cuz they step back didn’t eat there’s just a couple training out there training step like a vacuum and then he had a clipboard with some sort of a script on it but he opens the door he had a beard and he had like these owlish looking eyes and they were like open really wide and opened the door and I like prop they’re not like this more like this and the first thing he said was he was like a you immediately regret it opening the door yeah or we’re in the opening the door yes and then we’re like not interested you didn’t you default I wanted to I wanted to do that but the first words out of his mouth were and and I skip to the chase this guy was with Greenpeace and he was an environmentalist you can kind of picture he had a ruddy beard and he like he looked like he had come out of the woods to my front door right and the first words out of his mouth were whoa look at look at that sweatshirt like he was talking to some one else that wasn’t there was just going by script he sees Oscars right he says that with everybody can I say whoa look at that and then just the first thing you see whoa look at that sweatshirt I usually have to come up with something to compliment people when I knock on their door but not with you man because look at your sweatshirt what is that a wolf inside and there’s a snake in it oh really there’s a snake inside of the wolf oh this is amazing and then he just stared him is there a snake head somewhere or is that just a snake belly I think he thought that this caterpillar looking nose was a snake well the ears look snake like that looks like the belly of a snake but hey but I blew his mind it’s like I could see like smoking on his ears and blood coming out of his nose not literally but at the beginning of this conversation and then he saw things in your special really don’t even exist and then he goes into his spiel and he’s like you know there’s all these all these valid concerns about the environment did he say anything I Louvre in he should have tied wolf a litany of the wolves are going of oh you care about that he’s done you know he’s talking about the Arctic Circle arctic wolves and then yes opportunity I’d have done it but he wants a ways in and he’s just like let you know and then I’m being pummeled by all this information and rapid-fire speech mode that’s good for you and then I said I said you know what I admire what you’re doing I respect your cause but out of policy I don’t make decisions at my own front door oh and he said well if you’re gonna if you’re gonna so and so later like donate or something so I would appreciate you you do it through me um is it a security concern because I show you my dental records and my eye records with my employer he did not say that he did say that he said I can show you my dental records it’s like identifying like a dead body or something he wants you he thinks that you question if he actually works for Greenpeace I think so I know so and then he offered did you take him up on that I really should have you should I would retro definitely in your matter and I’ll give you a dental exam and if you pass then I’ll I’ll give you some money buy me on the arm and then I’m gonna compare the pattern with your actual deficit I would really I would like for you to just go ahead and make a decision now if you could pressure the pressure came hard I want to welcome you as the very newest member of Greenpeace right right here that’s what he says oh I’d like to welcome you as the newest member of Greenpeace it’s quite a snitch you can be be the new one who is a member right now at right moment and I said I am NOT going to do that oh man I mean I just had to I had to be firm it’s a principle any again it’s not it it had nothing to do with Greenpeace except everything to do with the principle of being you know being pressured into making a decision at my own front door right I’m not comfortable with that any type of decision and I don’t like making decisions in my living room and that either that’s why I didn’t let him in and so then I said I’m not going to do that and and his facial expression changed and he said well thanks for letting me look at your switch and then yo he walked away as quite as right sure you are it is mesmerizing I think I could spend five to seven minutes looking at it Andrew asked me he said where’d you get that sweatshirt and I didn’t want to tell him not because I don’t want I don’t think you’re gonna buy one and I don’t but I I noticed that I had an instinct when he when he asked me where did you get it that I didn’t want to tell him I was like you want to be the only guy who does that in –see come from well I got any Urban Outfitters I ordered it online you can get one yourself well I got a sponsor okay I will say I got mine for less than that or more than that we’re looking maybe $29.99 don’t sale right now people are gonna be getting this thing left and right now oh yeah in and out Lee you know I’m that’s what I did want to do drew I wanted this to be a me thing I wanted people in the comments be like we’re just gonna Nona’s got a snake the link wolf shirt now you may recall I wore a very colorful sleeved hoodie uh a week ago and I got I tell you I’ve gotten there’s never been so much chatter about a article of clothing really my twitter was blowing up where did you get that thing was it polarizing everybody no it was everybody liked it I was like I thought surely this was going to be polarizing kind of like my mustard and pink shirt but no it wasn’t people really liked it but I haven’t answered the question but I’ve also only been asked via social media also can’t pronounce the place that I got it from it was an outlet that explains a lot definitely all the clearance rack yeah it was didn’t think anybody would like it but I reprieve all the love that it’s gone it was a reject cuz they forgot to put what they don’t the sleeves I got yell it to anyone except me I bought it where’d you get that shirt let us know in the comments

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