EMAS no whammies no whammies no way welcome to good mythical more rats dogs here yeah let’s bring in Barbara a little Barbara update cuz she relates to this story she relates this if she’s here we’re gonna show her because I mean that’s why you’re here I was let’s just be honest he’s got a little furrier she’s gotten significantly bigger I think it’s tough for me to see because I’m spending every waking moment with her I hold her like a baby like this it’s tough for you to see I think it’s tough for her to see whoo-hoo which is we kissed sometimes well she wants you to put the tongue and I heard the French thing that was like ah you know how I usually do this I’m not French kissing you on a camera Barbara we talked about that should you trim that the eye here so she can actually see I think that’s guilt well I know but what does she think she likes it oh look look she’s look how good she is now Duchess don’t show them oh you know rectum I also realize that here let’s take this uh let’s take take the her tag off real quick it’s got my wife’s phone number on it oh don’t tell them that now yeah and just note to casey blur that out if it showed up follow it around with a blur like a cops blur now i’m you you went you said barbara hanson all by yourself like barbara solitary confinement thing sit Barbara and I want the audience to sit Barbara I want you guys to hear about this cuz we it we kept not you know he talked about this sit Barbara I think I may have to tell you about it because oh good she’s been so good sit barb oh she has it doesn’t doing on a desk though let’s be real you can drink some of my water there you go yes you can so my request is that you tell them and me cuz I’ve been waiting to hear the detail details until you tell them about the solitary camping thing well the reason it was solitary amongst a you didn’t take her my wife and my kids have left me you know my wife and my kids uh went to see Carolina for Easter and for an extended period of time didn’t so we can kind of work things out no they went to North Carolina for a week to see family I couldn’t go because we got to work around here y’all and I decided you know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna go into the desert but I’m not gonna take Barbara I thought about it the reason I decided not to take you Barbara don’t listen to this part is because she’s very needy look at that look how needy she is she’s very needy and I wanted it to be a what’s happening his red face where is just look look she just wants to be up here where is the nose oh fairness she just loves us so much and she loves people fact she does not discriminate between me or anybody who works here he put her in here and she just wants to go to somebody um and I was like she’s so needy and she’s still a puppy and I don’t know if I get I don’t want to deal with that I just want some time alone to think but I’m very intrigued when you guys because I’ve never been to I’ve never been camping by myself Eddie has and he highly recommended it but I also highly recommend it I have my report is I highly recommended what I did is I I went into Joshua Tree for a day and then I and you can’t this time of year you can’t get a spot at Joshua Tree because this peak season and they reserved the campsites and there’s you know I didn’t get there early enough I already knew that was going to happen and also I didn’t want to be like right next to like some family and be like who’s the weird Paul guy by himself without a dog or anything and so I was like I’m going to go into the deep deep desert and I found some public land where on the internet people said you could just drive out there and they’ll be like a fire ring or whatever and if you follow me on Instagram read em see you you saw that I took a picture of the campsite which was just a lone tree lone shade tree I’ve set my tent up next to it but why did you have to be shirtless in it I mean let’s just I wasn’t shirtless in that when I was shirtless in the third one but it would look should we not talk about it I can tell you I was shirtless because I had just woken up I slept in my underwear and I want it and I’ve been kind of telling people that you need to keep up with me I actually bear it originally like the picture was just above the nipple and I was like that’s inappropriate so I zoomed in and I was like that seems a little more appropriate like you just see the tops of my shoulders I still got people like naked selfie much while I wasn’t naked ahead I’m underwear I believe what you want to believe you want to picture me naked in the desert do it I don’t care I was embarrassed we weren’t there for you if you hadn’t been there I would have done the same thing you’d have been asking me to take it like make sure that the nipple is in her I don’t know what she would have had a crop later exactly next time be ready for that but I was concerned about something uh boogie I was concerned about how scared I was going to get when night falls and I know he’s not joking and he’s he gets scared well that’s happening I guess I mean I heard yeah I guess kara but I wasn’t there you wouldn’t go camping by yourself period I liked the idea of it so I and I have been alone in the woods before and it was it’s never gone well and so I was like feeling pretty good and then it started getting dark and then and then I cut all the lights off and I just had the fire going and you got a picture this I’m in a desert I can’t see any people as far as I can see in any direction and it’s just desert so you got all kinds of desert animals and who Pete maybe murderers who knows who’s gonna come up behind you and just whack you in the back of the head and knock you out and cut your head off with a machete whatever you know there are things like that to happen then I started having a crazy thought in in and I got into a little bit of a loop I started realizing I was like you know according to multiverse theory everything that can happen according to some versions of multiverse theory let me correct everything that can happen is happening somewhere in the desert with you without a shirt on so meaning that there is a rat in the desert by himself in front of a fire and there is a guy who comes up and kills him you know what there’s a guy who comes up and they have a fight in wreck kills him every permutation of possibility is happening and I started realizing that I’m in this little existence and just right next to me in the scheme of things there’s all this crazy crap every Ingle thing there’s a universe where Barbara drives herself to meet me and then kills me because I can think of that now I don’t necessarily believe that but according to some versions of multiverse theory it’s possible so I started getting overwhelmed with all the things that were happening in the other universes and how they were intersecting with my mind as I sat there and looked at this fire and I thought that I was going insane and how many hours alone was this well I ended up just like Washington moonfish in the tent oh gosh was this before ever he called me I didn’t call you but I did right tell me then I did write a note to myself in the midst of this because I realized that just thinking just imagining scenarios was very significant imagination is the act of exploring parallel universes unless parallel universes can violate the laws of physics in that case imagination is not dude you took boredom to a wrong level you got off on the boredom elevators all wrong did you you just I think you let what I said go right over your seams I’m so heated out by react with your brain I want your mouth I will but the fact that you wrote that down is weird not the only thing I wrote down it’s the only thing I’m willing to share imagination is the act of exploring parallel universes I’m listening unless parallel universes can violate the laws of physics so what I was saying is is it possible for Barbara to drive a car to see me not in this universe no not in this reality so is there a reality in which Barbara is smart enough to drive a car because in that case I don’t believe that multiverse theory can be real but if they all follow the laws of physics there’s probably one in which Barbara can smell her way to me in the desert I I think if you’re going to tandem you know me with like an infection or something yeah if you’re going to take if you’re gonna embrace the theory you got it you got to squeeze it all the way but listen you shouldn’t be allowed to be alone in the desert anymore because not afraid for you I just started thinking that my fears everything that I can’t think of you had to watch a movie in your was actually happening somewhere was happening somewhere right then in there and I felt horrible for all the Me’s that were being murdered and violated I have felt horrible but for the little me that was in the desert that was totally okay that wasn’t actually going to get harmed I was like I’m so happy that I am that me and that’s why I woke up and took a half naked selfie in the morning sue me I’m so happy that I miss me too