welcome to government Naomi Fox suggested eat 900 french fries hashtag GMM 900 and that’s what we’re gonna do but we’re not gonna do that alone we’re gonna do that with the help of the mythical crew Oh put that there Oh what have you done here Morgan oh oh oh oh what happened it goes around and then it falls over this is like something Batman would have his desk whose idea was this who’s who’s more of a clean freak than me I appreciate that all right okay so 900 opposite fresh fries with as many people as we’ve got to help you eat eat them I don’t think it’s gonna be very difficult I’m moving out yeah look at that it smells so good up in here back here guys back here in the shot Oh several of them went through the whole guys not yours Mike I don’t think it’s nine hundred anymore but I’m not gonna say Oh Bojangles seasoning on high yeah I’m only eating the floppy one does anybody not like this there’s anybody that like Bojangles sink season No okay wait about to come and get it in the first don’t get it in the microphone so this is nine hundred fries huh want to sit next to me scoot over a little bit said Jim’s got some nails she needs to get rid of this chair we also have a couple of new crew members to introduce you to Matthew and Daniela welcome to the team we hired them just so we could eat surprise faster you do like french fries right so everyone just come up here and grab a handful of fries anyone needs ketchup they’re a little limp they are kinda go Jim I don’t mean whoa I mean like wow you know hey everybody say it’s Thursday and Thursday what the heck is that I saw rednecks out what kind of what you got for us Jim I’m gonna start with this bit which is a Lego set that somebody created but we’ll do the mail I don’t have to worry ok so there’s a check this out guys we got our own lego set good enough that morning you have two pages 20 plus you got me 20 years old to buzz this thing yeah all right Dan so it’s the set we qualify it’s got me with my new my new hairstyle on it which is uh which is my I want to eat fries and let Rhett read it dear rhett and Link hi it was very big and had an estimation point on that’s why I said it so loudly my name is Ellie and I’m from Tennessee I love your show and my brother and I watch it together I know you have received Legos before Owen all right who’s gonna build this thing while while he’s reading the letter who’s a good Lego builder who’s over 20 years old Becca in Aly you can use that stool those hands are pretty oh no I’m eating french fries okay do two things at once yes I thought that I would share my version of the GMM studio in Lego form I have my younger brother brother brother build it please so I know you can to enjoy building Elliott okay if a little kid can do this you know it says 20 plus on the outside very well I think we’re gonna finish these guys but nope I look back there and there’s a lot of people that don’t see later just stuffing their faces with Christ come you don’t want any more time the worst day ever I had a headache for a week after that what y’all think about that Bojangles I’m like nah I’m not used taste saltier what is it it’s like a seasoning salt the number one agrees sugar is the number top doing good in spices are you all right after I knocked you out to chair I’m okay paprika MSG anybody not like MSG cuz it’s in there msg caramel color garlic powder onion powder extractive of paprika this has paprika and extractive of paprika extractive resist dextrose tricalcium phosphate less than 2% as an anti it also treated with sprinkle just falling over on this yeah this is like a visual directions in the year 2025 so cool guys the year 2030 at the latest when you’re watching something like this on the internet and there’s people eating french fries you’ll pick up this little thing in front of you then you’ll put it on your mouth and it’ll taste like french fries like that’s what’s gonna happen microchip with like a wire or will it wire first of all you’re gonna be watching it in the VR environment right and you’ll reach out and they’ll be this some sort of amorphous thing that you grab and it will trick your brain into thinking that it’s a french fry and you’ll put out your mouth and you won’t even be eating anything but you will think that you’re eating a french fries and then in the year 2050 no later than that all food is gonna be reduced to just these little pellets but you’ll eat them but there’ll be a thing that you’re wearing on your head that simulates an incredible meal but it’ll be the most efficient thing that we can possibly come up with but we’ll be like where you want to go to eat tonight baby we’re gonna eat the pills of course but where do you want to feel like we’re going to eat I feel like eating Chinese pills pills tonight I feel like eating the most the finest Italian restaurant peels tonight but then it’s like it’ll all happen shut up so we’re gonna make it happen Alex but then five years after that there’ll be like a resurgence of retro where it’s like I want to eat a real fry and you’ll go to like a black market black market fries now likes you know what I was totally joking I’m gonna hear you out you know if you don’t believe this is gonna happen let’s have it man but if it doesn’t happen it’ll be kind of like it is now by the year 2050 though all meat will be black market meat if it’s not if it’s not synthetically grown meat which they’re making incredible strides in that area lab-grown meat in ten years you’ll be eating lab-grown meat and you won’t know the difference it’s grown from actual cells trust me look back at this video in 2026 you’d be like he was right we’re all eating lab-grown meat but then and in like 15 to 20 years after that when you get the real thing like if you get an animal and like somebody butchers an animal for you that’s gonna be highly highly illegal oh yeah highly illegal and they’ll know immediately the animals or the government both do these lab-grown animals is it gonna cut down on like the factory farming emissions and everything it’s you shouldn’t look I’m serious you should look into this there’s a company that’s doing it right now listen to this guy on a podcast he talks about how there he listened to this guy on a hot day are they’ve gotten meatballs next year you’re gonna be releasing meatballs and some other things but they’re slowly getting to a place where they can grow a fully formed rib eye with marbling that’s probably five years down the road it’s just meat okay it’s literally just meat from an animal but there’s no animal involved in the public you know the public’s gonna take a few years to be able to accept it like it takes them forever all the time to accept things like self-driving cars but trust me 30 years from now you’re gonna be in your self-driving car eating a pill with a little black market meat on the side and you’ll be like you know what when he was eating those french fries he was right should we jump into the next bit here end link I’ve enclosed my old fire helmet I think Danielle is where that thing she’s new here she said I have the poopy of hair though I haven’t closed my old fire helmet for inclusion in the mythical male museum being a firefighter for 13 years we gained many memories and experiences Wow from Oh 8 to 2012 I wore this helmet through countless hours of firefighting and training it protected me in a near flashover which is when temperatures in a room reached nearly a thousand degrees Fahrenheit as well as a ceiling falling on me explain the dent in the top I’ve seen bad rap is there a dent in the top yeah I think they all were I retired this helmet when I became a captain and received my new helmet and shield it was getting gathering dust of my mom’s house after I moved and when I saw that you began to museum I figured it would be the best enshrined there mythically yours Derrick Wow firefighter Derrick thanks for sharing the memories associated with your fire hat with us captain now that’s pretty sweet man we’ve almost eaten all these Norway I’m sure you know what towns from it doesn’t say you know in Norway everybody has to be in the fire department man I’m I’m so hungry for fries guys we could do 1,800 fries easy we could do 9,000 fries we’re gonna do 9,000 episodes of this show just so we can do that how old would we be at that point alright so now anyone else want to wear the hat before it goes in the museum I want to wear that’s gonna take up quite a spot in the museum we might have to get we might have to throw some stuff away no just getting up we’re not gonna throw anything away Wow nice thing I feel the history in this thing you smell the history it smells like a like like an army surplus store also we need to remember that yes Melda history should be a slogan for like Williamsburg Colonial Williamsburg that in there smell the history back or someplace someplace where you smell things where they’re making things thanks Jenn like the Hershey’s headquarters smell the history Hershey’s call me if you’re interested alright guys thanks again for oh yeah