I just pop it on your own time I just pop it on your own time puppet and the stocks go rising welcome to good mythical more here’s what we’re gonna do that’s unfiltered we are going to give you our unfiltered unplanned on prepared responses to your plane questions as well as get to some mail because it’s meaningful and so are you first question comes from Zanna Houston Zanna with an X but I’m pronouncing it as if it’s with a Z because I’m guessing what’s the best way to travel with a baby my husband and I live far from family and would like to take our baby home to meet them what’s your problem you don’t want to meet that baby just kidding I mean I’ve had three babies I can I can I can I can slam on babies a little bit I was a baby what is happening over here maybe we need to rethink unfiltered advice from Link’s brain I think it’s great that you want to take your baby to me I think it’s great but your family needs to come to you I mean this is clear do not take a baby on a plane you will hate yourself and everyone will hate you your baby will hate themselves no your baby will hate you you will hate your baby sometimes Josh you’ll leave the baby on the plane that’s what I did I have three actually have three children but one of them still on a plane one of them was left on a plane it was a Southwest flight and we got on late we went to the back the kid was so out of out of line I said I’m leaving you on this plane Southwest will contact us later boy or girl dies a boy he’s in college now what Stanford what’s his name is the first child what’s his name Walter he’s majoring in bird we don’t talk though I just I keep up with him through his Facebook what’s he studying Aero science really really is that the science of like spraying stuff yeah it’s yeah it’s how to spray cans yeah yeah he’s really good at it it’s really all about graffiti he studies your feet E he lives on the streets and he’s a graffiti artist okay his name is Walter I should have never left him on the plane but it wouldn’t have happened if I didn’t take him on the plane next question it was the circle loses Southwest plane I was going to say it’s all about timing you just got you got a sleep-deprived kids and then it’s all you wanted to give a real answer yeah and then again they just sleep the whole way mythical Lucy asks how does link feel comfortable enough to sleep on a plane interesting question I think mythical Lucy thinks that your name is link because you’re the taller one guy I am six foot and I don’t yeah but you know maybe Lucy you’ll be surprised to hear that I feel very comfortable on a plane I’m always comfortable and all I do put my head back a little bit and then I open my mouth yeah and then we just we put things into the mouth that’s it yeah yeah it’s a two-step process we’re live hours later I close my mouth and then I walk off the plane and if the question dropped something and if the question was for me if you thought that I’m linked I don’t get comfortable enough to oh that’s the next question from Rudolph Edwin Woodward I’m 64 tall and my knees always hit the back of the seat in front of me help I think I’ve actually explained this system before on a good mythical morning a while back but I’ll just quickly recount the system because I believe it it needs remitting and that is if you’re a tall person usually what that means is that if you’re in a normal coach seat the length of your your femur is approximately the length of the seat back to your seat front meaning that you’re basically wedged in there and if you get somebody in front of you that looks like they might be ready to come back you’ve got to get the knees in place and I’ll be renders your femurs as a like a stick and so I’ve had people really really start coming back really hard and I’ve just kind of just held my ground just great your tea and eventually I’ll look over at Rhett sometimes in like his teeth will be great and then I’ll look down and it’s because the person in front of do is the key once you have that really awkward interaction with them with they’re trying and they didn’t think their seats broken and sometimes they’ll ask the flight attendant and they’ll try it again and I’ll just get my foot my money back out there and once they realize oh it’s a tall guy and I can’t go back any further than they don’t do it but that’s the key for me to enjoying a long flight and coach is not letting the seat come back hmm he’s my femur junior Jacob a window seat or Lane seat Lane uh Shannon lemon asks more correctly window seat or aisle seat so we’re gonna head jrj heads with you maybe they call it lane in another country um now you cheat you’re you’re a lane guy let’s get let’s go with jr. on this always always Lane and I I am a window guy because I don’t you’re still mesmerized by the ground look I guess like a child every time we take off you like pen wingman when you’re in a plane that is taking off and landing and there’s like a child that begins to think say things loudly link still does that’s me that’s me and then I pull down the thing and I go to sleep because you got a whole surface you can lean against after your mouth gates open without gaping and open on a stranger that’s sitting between me and you it’s clearly a better seat for sleeping but because I don’t sleep and I pee quite a bit I like to be able to just I don’t out there and I also like to stick my leg once I’ve oh that’s a mistake no no once I’ve secured my space and the person is not going to push back anymore I like to get the legs just for a stretch but the beverage cars gonna clip now I don’t mean to sleep I mean you make sure this bar is is not anywhere and you and you stick a mat so I think a tall man needs to be on the lane seat and in you know I don’t wake up people when I’m getting from the window to the aisle because I’ve got I got like my spider-man game on like I would work I’ll put a leg up like if they wake up and I’m in the middle of exiting it would look like if I had a foot here in a foot here on either their armrest and like I just like like a crouching a gargoyle can you do this and the people every time you leave the person was like totally faking that they were sleeping in the day cuz they didn’t want their mouth right and open their eyes right in front of your gaping mouth right when I’m gargling them Georgia hunt says how to shut up the annoying kid behind you hmm how to shut up the annoying kid behind you um well I step one for nose always when you have kids you gotta you gotta be a little you got to cut a little slack you can’t well how did you shut them up okay like when you mean a guard there’s two types of annoying kids there’s the kind that I left on the plane well was just a baby they wouldn’t stop crying you’re not going to get that kid to shut up and you shouldn’t expect it it’s part of life but if it’s a child that can be reasoned with that means that step one is to make an eye signal at the parent so the parent will then take action and reason with the child an eye signal yeah that looked like well my head is already above the end of the seat right so I just the top of the thing I make sure I furrow the brow before I turn so start that way and turn back Oh hold for seven seconds it looks like kid farted – because your nostrils flaring yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like you might have happened and I turned back around 75% of the time they didn’t take action if they don’t take action next time you turn around you bypass the parent go straight for the child with a fist no the same look but a little meaner ooh crazy that’s a gargoyle right there 90% of the time that’ll work with the child for the left over 10% give them the ear plugs oh I thought you were gonna give them the no you can’t hang over contact with the child you don’t abuse any anyone else is still a horrible idea boy you’re out again to suggest that autumn panda Kennedy is the cool name candidate um Matt is struck during that hmm come on dude did I I did not know autumn and I can yeah yay just like you got your wisdom teeth taken out between okay that’s fair that’s fair this drug thing not fair okay okay either way Kennedy I’m not even gonna read her question how about he’s gonna be mad at you that now we don’t even read her quest how about advice for when you really have to use the bathroom on a plane and why really you know what she means Sookie we know what she meets yeah dude we what does she mean Dukey I’ll never do ‘quite on a plane I have what you did yeah yeah well remember that time and I turn to you and said I got it Matthew and then I got out seriously you’ve Dukey dog art world around you and then I’m afraid he’s gonna suck me down in man I use that to my advantage I flush in it just it’s like a goal and no it’s like a : do you go okay it it reaches that suction reaches all the way up and just Oh move out Wow but you got to get a tight seal got you gotta get a tight seal of your butt on this right and then you do it I use lotion for that I’ll be afraid of some sort of permanent I used it I use hand soap from the bathroom then I and then I hit that button so that’s why when I went in there after you took a Dookie I was like why is there lotion all over the seat now that I said on I just it was there I notice not it wasn’t lotion it was it was liquid silly liquid soap so there’s your answer my leonid llyich Christian Hatfield Tristan peanuts or pretzels both you can ask for both and they do it every time I’ve never not once asked for both and getting that gotten um what are they gonna do be like you’ll have to have one or the other just say peanuts or pretzels both I always get all the options you got to always get the options because you put the extra in the bag for later the problem is sometimes you say both and then the other two people because I always sit on the aisle so I get asked first the other two people say me too and then they look at you like you sure we’re gonna lose money because of you lots of money yeah so that’s what I like this who extra peanuts that’s what I go like this I look at the people I’m like you don’t get both I get both sometimes you have to say that I was ordering one for you yeah that’s what she said uh-huh all right so say both I think we’ve made the world a better place to play your guitar oh we haven’t made it that good yet no come on you know what you know what day it is it’s Thursday oh wow that’s right there and Thursday means me have you ever done number two on a plain Jane not that I can recall well you boob Lee Oh probably and I’m not opposed to that close knocking down all your travels it’s bound to have happened I mean I’ve traveled some fireplaces so right if I had it I’d be concerned I’ll go anytime anyplace public private people’s homes you put liquid soap down yeah every time what I do not use the plane or the bus or train did you use the hockey boss oh yeah absolutely that’s why you don’t sit in the back of hockey bus oh yeah I’ve said this before but I haven’t said it to you my aunt Vicki referred to do keen as hockey yes you did hockey hockey your sport she said do you need to hockey yeah yeah cuz I think and I thought it was a bad word to and I’m not joking about any of this I’m confused with logic my aunt Vicki your vocabulary was she said when I was a kid really worked because you know I was that kid who needed it it hurts when you poop book yeah she would be like you need a hockey you know what it was why we say that because the times you got it to come out it was so constipated it was a hockey puck and it came out like it was like well I’m gonna have to call it what it is now that’s where she got it from it’s so weird has anyone else on earth had a family member referred to pooping as hockey I’m gonna Google this because I can say no one in Canada all right yeah that’s a sacred term it’s like that’s like the worst ported from can you push it out giggling hockey Dukey hockey hockey poop hockey boom no that’s hockey I’m gonna come up with something else hockey poop hockey verb hockey not the game Oh huh gene dotnet hockey the word hockey a southern childish euphemism for feces puzzles me yes like you’ve invented it for the first time ever what I’ve been vindicated a lot this is my show our show but I mean it’s not my show hey gosh Oh vindicated half the time um more about that there’s a whole essay on it dang is that a Wikipedia the language history seems clear that there was a march of language at least to the north and the west it all comes back to one young child with his aunt who once left Dookie that looked like a hockey puck are you you’re not he’s not making the whole thing up Vicki your loner started but for real it’s very so get back to hockey here’s a key peek what kitty speak whoa for number two it was widely accepted that Kaka derives from meaning to excrete we have cacophony poppycock literally soft feces what what’s happening my theory is that hockey simply reflects the pre the established proto-germanic into germanic sound shift from k2h hence haka or hockey so it comes from Kaka and it’s a shift in linguistics to Kaka – ha ha ha ha ye this is like some sort of Latin if it situation was Germanic but then I didn’t study language I mean I’ve been validated and so is my aunt Vicki yeah yeah yeah you can grab a keys a German yep Scott she got a new knee I always knew it she got a German knee uh I think it’s uh swagging me a US base not gonna pass this emissions test dear Rhett link and crew good Miller good morning my name is Gina and I’m writing this letter on behalf of myself and my roommate Maggie we’re both seniors at rinse the Lehrer Polytechnic Institute in Troy New York studying engineering and arrows neuroscience neuroscience I’m studying civil what a rat and Maggie is studying mechanical what up nobody these shoes were the catalyst to mine and Maggie’s friendship Wow smell mmm well it’s weird sorry I do see the hair yeah well it’s one of theirs oh it how is this the Catalan girl feet we wanted to commemorate our friendship somehow we could have each taken a shoe like some weird friendship bracelet but we thought sending them to be included in the mythical male museum would be way cooler correct way cool freshman year Maggie now live two doors down from one another but as we are both introverts we probably wouldn’t have talked to each other as soon as we did or possibly at all without those shoes these shoes these shoes maggie noticed these shoes and I said I really like those shoes Matt Maggie noticed issues and said I really like those shoes from their conversation started I think you covered she noticed her shoes and she was like I really like these shoes about her own shoes no probably well we discovered that we had a lot in common besides that we both like my shoes around March of last year Maggie discovered gee mm and she would occasionally send me links to her favorites over the summer I started watching episodes of my own volition when Maggie and I returned to school in August we started watching gwm together every day if we don’t have time to watch it together we at least discuss it after graduation the two of us will be going our separate ways for work oh well all good things must come to an end nope hopefully GW will help us bridge this distance after being so close for the last four years all the best Maggie and Gina PS if you give my little brother Vinnie a shout-out good egg when I’m home from school he loves watching GMM with me Wow Maggie and Deana you know what I predict that your friendship will blossom even more due to the display ssin of these in the mythical male museum as long as these use yeah these shoes last your friendship will last hopefully we want to have a fire here yeah have at it all right here good bye bye Oh in the box