
I think I pulled something in what your jaw is somewhere just like somewhere in the thorax welcome to good mythical more um we’ve set up a cheese’s Stan land we have not played an ounce of mic we’ve seen a lot of children play a lot of minecraft our kids but my kids won’t let me play it I’m like can i play and they’re like no I’m playing really watch me play I just watch me watch other people on YouTube play I never no no you cannot play I think from watching I know a little bit about am I on the top or the bottom you’re on the on the top there’s you right there now turn around to see me see what I look like well look at your head was amazing women gonna bond okay hey don’t hit me sucker I’m your friend yeah okay give me a high five give me a high five okay now we’re even all right um look at this look at this box rushed it bucks it must be X no no okay editing normal what do we do with the open l2 huh ain’t none in there oh come on it’s nothing oh I just get all that stuff what about me right what what do I do both planks what what oh look it is I’m doing I’ll understand I need some can I get some some apples it man we’re friends I’ll give you everything you want I got potatoes what you want I got oak I got oak oh I got I’m a I’m gonna get a lot of hurt what I know I need to get dirts I got in jungles jungle tree saplings I’ve got Mele to see it at all man I’m over here digging a deep hole just like yeah I got more potatoes I hope there’s no firemen watching cuz I’m about to do good repo I’ve got a stone pickaxe you want one of those oh that’s hard down there that’s not working look at that hunk I’m really going at it nothing happening that’s some hard slate so how do I equip myself with a stone axe triangle I am in trouble yep get the pickaxe and then do what Dex I just do it down no no come back to me why can I not jump out of this hole look dude I’ve got an accident where are you I’m gonna try the other tree with a nice oh there’s this Scout somebody call the firemen okay get out of here hello what is that a wolf hey there’s a what is that oh there’s a wild cow out here I’m hungry Oh should I not done that okay I just murdered a cow I feel bad now will you at man oh oh that feel it feels a lot more real than it seems well there you look so real alright select cow let’s gather some stuff and let’s build some you can tug chop down that tree yeah oh I didn’t fall yeah man it cuz minecraft is magic look at this it’s a floaty tree look at this I’m just doing all kinds of stuff look at me I love this satisfying sound it makes when you chop down a tree oh I’m jumping up look look it look it look at me now look at lip get a good good view of this step back and look at what I’m doing look at it I look like I’m at a concert so that is a sad oh there’s a sheep kill that shape shape kill that shape we can use that cheap later let’s might have a killer instinct let’s make some wool clothes I didn’t know I was like this can we make some wool clothing okay oh I just feel it what’s this there’s a whole there’s Travis’s oh I think I’d rather Travis came here oh I just like watching business Oh houston we have a problem I’m stuck in Travis’s hole I’m like Travis’s brother I’m not watching you laughing alright okay how do I get out of this dig out Gumnut yeah look just okay you make steps dig out damn net ha ha a castle come follow me follow me to the castle oh yeah what is all is that a Mayan temple oh there’s something else I gotta kill is that a horse there’s a horse here don’t kill it ride it okay I’m gonna ride you horsey if you don’t let me I’m gonna kill you mm well the horse doesn’t like the horse doesn’t want any I mean let’s milk that he’ll jump well I just threw my ax heck I am people what happened to me and my jumping ability I’ve lost the ability to jump guys but I think it Wario or through my axe again when tamed lovehearts will appear around them I will no longer fuck the player off to steer the horse oh you still how do I know it X out yeah I know about the thing now let me here we go now I’m jumping where’s that horse I’m gonna get him I’m gonna get out word will get you horse I will get you hold your ball get me call you got it you gotta tame it from your man we should be in flying mode get a good shot of me oh I think I’m on it what am I your cameraman haha you gonna get a shot of me I’m on the horns AK that’s why there’s two of us so we can get footage of each other okay look I got this horse and all I want to do is Mount it there we go it doesn’t have a saddle let’s craft a saddle out of grant y’all know the deal am I on it can you tell no you’re not on a night on it look at my well fall on it no I’m not what I could ride a real horse in the real world busier than this and I mean are you gonna kill it I’m gonna I’m gonna make this a little simpler horse meat don’t kill the horse man I just want I don’t want you to be distracting it isn’t IKEA man okay am I on the horse I’m trying to mount the horse all right let’s build some okay that horse really took way too much of our time never look there zombies look link here’s a home whoa do you see the home yes yeah come to the home yeah why build a home when you can up well somebody was in that house huh hey don’t don’t don’t hit him nope nope nope nope we need to talk wait noise there is he do it can we well I just we need his home this is Manon man this is a populous it’s just the type of cheesy Stanley Lee this type of life that we want to this a kind of person that you want to be oh these are I’m gonna train with discount on these trade with oh just hit him that’s the room hi mama hello I’m gonna give him some potatoes when you see what I got look I’m giving him some on the watch shape to meet you an axe at him I didn’t mean it sorry sir I didn’t mean to throw an axe at you take everything I got I do I take all my dirt I’m gonna give him an emerald Lee what do you think you’ll think about me if I give him an emerald he’s kind of giving me the cold librarian offers emerald heck yes oh there’s words on the sound he sounds like cow press eggs to learn more about the trading interface press o if you already know oh who cares and then require dinosaur trade paper he wants paper for emerald any day I will make that trade look in there how about some potatoes with that labor I don’t think you have potatoes or paper I have potatoes really yeah oh because you went in the chip I think we like killed the mayor already but they probably they probably didn’t see us it’s not in the paper yet it is every freaking second I end up I lose the ability to I wish it would quit telling me things on the side I just want to play the game I’m gonna go in this person’s home you’re not gonna let me and I’m just gonna dig my way in there we go I’m a dig I’m gonna dig my way in here ha oh oh yeah and I opened the door yeah but I might as well just go ahead and finish my British my new door oh look at that that’s it what is that a sink is a trading post oh that’s a guy is that you he’s making a lot of weird noises I don’t like huh I think I might need to die ah what an annoying guy hey what are you a is that your like was that you know That’s not me okay what can I do with this guy Eddie okay we don’t have anything to trade so we’re going to take have a whole chest full of things to trade with him dude look what I have I got I got jungle tree saplings I’ve got coke who doesn’t like cacao beans coke it’s a superfood I have a superfood can i how do I tell them I have a superfood is it voice activation uh I have a superfood I’ll put it right here you’re gonna make me do this aren’t you well there’s the axe again every time I try to do something I throw an axe how do what oh there we go oh oh I have raw beef from that Cal yeah eat it I’m mining glass when this store fried how do I know I’m holding a raw steak and now I’m just gonna no I’m gonna just I’m just gonna nope I’m just gonna Eddy how do I throw the steak how do I give the steak you know what just trade with me hello how long would you do you have any super foods and totally like to have sauna have a steak can you see me holding a steak excuse me sir I am trying to do a trade here I would like to see what I’m looking like with a steak look at that you think I’m good with that it’s good I’m gonna go around look at the road Jay I’m like a model look at whoa there it is look my psychic sorry you need to hurry up with a trade there’s a pig waiting in line Teddy do you know do you know how I’ve dropped the steak okay you guys don’t know anything about Minecraft either I’m gonna go hit somebody with a steak oh it’s getting dark let’s probably shoot me outside with the steak let’s go get dark let’s go find some zombies follow me I can’t get out of this situation right here I’m like a caged beast to this point can I break this with it yeah look man in this world I can annihilate a fence with a steak this is the kind of world that I want to live in scheming look at the moon man just square him let’s go find some creeper are you oh there’s one well if I go to bow and arrow it’s a wolf coyote don’t shoot me I hate food a steak you need some help man oh I just found a steak yeah I got a wolf in here helping me oh I’m sorry well if you help me no now you hurt me oh it’s you were to stick now I’m dead you were slain by a wolf but all have to do is respawn and now I don’t have both there’s my chest again okay oh yeah now I got a steak wish I think I just threw the steak which I’m just go oh that’s all gone now oh there’s the I lost all that crab link I’m so sorry let’s easier to never give me the responsibility find me and let’s go search for zombie okay now you see me I’m coming towards the house there’s all kinds of weird dudes out here they’re getting me Linc Linc Here I am here you is where right here I’m coming toward you look to your right I’m right here oh that no that’s not you that’s a zombie where are you is this you right here nope I’m headed into the town center I’m protecting myself in the well I’m dying now I thought I was gonna protect myself in the well that’s a really bad idea now I’m slowly dying in a large deep hole of water I’m gonna rescue you but there hopefully there’s plankton down here oh look now I’m swimming No can you swim oh yeah swimming swimming coming back now I’m back in the water we haven’t built anything I’m having some if you come to the well right now you’ll see me bobbing up and down it’ll probably be pretty cool but I can’t get a good look at it all right which way uh you did such a knitting I’m a survivor man and you are but you’re not doing anything now I may I may eat this meat can you make some kind of call and I know you’re at make some kind of call whoa oh-ho-ho you mean in the game desk okay oh oh did you see me I’m scared do I see you I’m not looking for you oh I’m good I’m really who’s that I’m really being torn apart here that you have a go how come you have the same clothes as zombies you feel like oh it’s a skeleton you really shouldn’t help now here you got the same color scheme as a zombie oh you’re back at the town at the town place yeah I see you ain’t I said I’m coming to your rescue don’t die I’m coming to you just get away from him oh shoot you know what I’m gonna kill that guy that just killed you link if the last thing he ever does is die then I’ll be happy I think the last thing we all do is that I killed him link vengeance is mine I found some flowers now I’m gonna kill it on account well so I see what our kids are learning about yeah social skills like how to interact with clerks and librarians yeah you know and these are these are skills that you can really apply to different parts of your life like what to do when you encounter it’s the lone cow and the work in the world I could be mistaken but I think I’m trying to fight with a flower well can you kill a sheep with a flower listen to can you kill a zombie with a flower hey there you are okay now I’m here with you now let’s double-team somebody yeah just kill this zombie man kill that zombie yep kill him kill him I did man look at me I’m beating with a flower sorry why you have the same clothes as a zombie that what a thing to choose to wear in Minecraft world camouflage none of them your shirt and pants combination are the same mr. zombie a zombie you why don’t you just eat some flour alright oh I think I’m about to go the way of the okay oh I’m out totally alright kids you know what we’re really good at keep it up you learn a lot from us and we welcome you to a change in the world Oh
