GMMore 940: Testing the Selfie Hat

got it what about on his face I think it’s a tattoo I think he’s got a face that’s cool it’s a good mythical mug man that’s what it is just a handle of a classic I did that with my hand um what a freaking freak out man yeah you know listen welcome to go mythical more you’re over here you’ve already broken the glass and now you’re touching it this is how accidents happen a second a second accident don’t body let a link touch that don’t on debated issue just just let it be somebody else to worry about is want to explain what happened and I can’t have my price because I don’t win those often um we’re gonna answer your advice all right this is the bet I’m a put on the good mythical selfing so the first part of it okay oh okay part of it is anywhere you go in the world you can make yourself look like you’re anywhere else really yeah and then okay okay this is up there like that so now you’ve got this green screen background and then I just yeah it’s just a selfie stick and then I think there’s a there’s a button you have to reach behind your head and grab the button is right there where your green background is why don’t I just push the you don’t know how selfie stick work see where’s the never use your selfie stick okay so then it’s kind of does it telescope out further is this oh yeah oh well that’s too far I can I’ve seen beyond my background gotta go back in a little bit did it take one yet go there see how it takes one home anywhere in the world link you be it could be anywhere you want to be taken on reach but no there’s a board back to you right here right here where the board meets it that you see you go you’re always gonna have your hands like this you’re always gonna look like you’re relaxing where where is it dude right here right here wait where it meets the board on the bottom no right here right feel my thumb my thumb right there right there push that button yes cool but do it both hands are you like you’re relaxing hey I’m relaxing in Barcelona duck face anything you want it I’m relaxing in Madrid they’re all Spanish locations you know what you could put bill Newman with you if that’s what you want it’s that’s what oh sorry do you know I don’t think you understand the physics I need this is my better angle you mean the same angle that you just took the other picture from haha no are you trying to be funny or do you act being accidentally funny sometimes I don’t so does it don’t know hey just cuz you lost the game don’t talk about how stupid I am alright okay I’m really good with facial muscles your racket look I could I could be complimented about that a few times but not if you hit me with a selfie stick man hey I almost broke my face on glass – all right okay all dream a has a question and that question is what to take pictures of I love how asking questions has become not asking questions what to take well it’s got an it’s got a question they’ve become titles every time I look at you I don’t look back can you do this if you do this it’s extended oh oh it’ll go turn it’ll go write it up oh look up a little bit yeah it’ll go it’ll go behind my head it’s like I’m taking a selfie but you’re the candidate or you’re taking a selfie at the back of my head there’s no phone what to take pictures of what do they pictures of um well I mean I let me just say that you know I do have an Instagram and we’ve discussed this before that I do take selfies I’m not one of these people just like I don’t like selfies I’m not going to take him but I am a person who is sensitive to the number of selfies in my feed and I really don’t want there to be more than 20-percent selfies and if and if I fix it but 100 percent of the 20% of those selfies are shirtless yeah well 20 percent of the 20 percent so which is 4% of total of my total put them total pictures I would check the math but I don’t know how but I think that you should especially if you’re over 35 years old you should not take more than 20% selfies and even that’s probably pushing I should probably go down to 10 to 15% selfies if you’re under 30 I think you can go you can get closer to 30 to 40 if you’re breaking the 50% selfie range at you’re just basically just broadcasting your self-absorption which we’re all self-absorbed but some of us are better at hiding it so we should just be better at hiding it that’s that so what to take pictures of less than half the time it should be yourself that’s just my personal philosophy that’s that’s a really good person philosophy my personal philosophy is I take macro close-up pictures of things that people can’t tell what they are and then it’s up to you whether you want to like show them the context later cuz I was pushing issues pushing forehead then you’ve got like it’s sort of changing is sort of changing something about you like like the distances like my wall there’s a roll in your browser not normally there yeah dude do it without glass so with everything about you is the same except that if I had an Instagram account it would probably be macro close up yeah let it let’s let it relax yes let it and if you want to enhance it and the effect you just go like this later and gently ask look up get the light on your face get the light I face like at that role look at that that’s good right there okay risking on your Ron keep the one in the middle how do I find my good angle you look at that 20% of your your photos and you see which ones you look best in call it down I mean I think it’s just sort of a guessing test situation if you don’t know you’re good a I don’t know my good angle I want to say that I have not I haven’t gone there but I assume that’s just looking at all your pictures and seeing which ones you look best at and seeing if you got something in common what’s your best angle let’s figure it out right now um probably like this did it that was more of an expression oh um rich Rick Pataki asks will duckfaces ever stop um man I don’t think so no impression can’t stop being made it can’t stop I mean especially that one even after civilization has disintegrated and there’s no longer cameras how is this evil are still gonna make it’s funnier in situation when the arm comes up the lips go out like is what is this as a duckface is this as a duckface what is this face I’ve been doing this a lot lately no lips which you can’t even tell do the no lips I’ve been doing that like I just doing this I did it again been doing that face and pictures and I have started realizing is it mean that something internally is happening I’m like I thought you were doing it on purpose I am doing it on purpose but she said then I realized it like you looked at the pictures you’re like ha my lips you know I’m doing so I’m making a face like I should be making a face like a goofy face in this picture that I’m getting with someone but I don’t know why I’m do I have chosen to do that maybe it’s a rebellion against duck face because it’s the opposite instead of going it’s the in it’s the internal duck face Lizzy what are the other ones don’t just tell me what they are and I’ll see if we can do them not really know what they are fish gate oh I know this one this is like alright hold on it doesn’t have there’s no there’s no person ellipse okay another Sparrow Sparrow I bet that’s like like whistling like sperrle is it looking up – looking up and away apparently it’s more like a baby bird waiting to be fed smaller yeah really in the teeth in it me know what what is it show it it’s I I mean it’s like yes it looks exactly like fish gape but like a bird let me see it that yeah just look dead who’s doing this like this yeah making these faces celebrities hmm you know what day it is it’s Thursday and the day means me hello Jane hello Jen what do you think of my selfie hat beautiful I wish I had one of those oh you can’t you’re this you know it really doesn’t have to have the green background on it the more I think about it it could just just be dads weird having something come from my forehead but you know the thing about the green background is it it weighs down it’s a counterweight for the phone there you go you want to but Jen you got you got that thing going on to now put some weight on that so if your brow could go down a little bit more make your brow accentuate get get total Neanderthal on it mais do that the Hat just comes off they’re gonna do the bird and then there you go wow I don’t even need us look it dropped now take it take it you might you might need a buddy don’t hold the green take a just take a picture to go around holding the green take us I mean this selfie stick wasn’t more that stuff yet wasn’t that thought well thought through the more I think of two hands up you know that’s gonna be nice this would be really nice I’m in that one alright um okay you know what I’m ahead I’m gonna have my going back could you wear that like all along the Great Wall of China Russia kay anywhere else that you would like to go she could but you know what you could just take a picture here and I’ll put the Great Wall of China behind it um more information to come later but here’s just a heads up right um the the mythical male museum is going it’s being the concept of it is being curated okay and that I know that doesn’t mean anything out with a sledgehammer for all the individual pieces are being we are we are not we are we’re not happening we’re uh I don’t want to put this so initially only has so much space eventually it will be full we anticipate that that may get some mail music the mythical male museum is getting full so we’re working on an announcement next week of the next project we’re going to do a new male project a new male project so stay tuned for next Thursday’s good mythical more where we would go into detail about that but we want to keep them in suspense yeah we’re still doing it now today yes we are this is it with this and this one is just typed on a typewriter yeah dear rhettandlink good mythical morning before I explain the bobblehead enclosed I want to say thank you for making me smile and teaching something new every day excuse me I’ve been watching all your mythical male Museum videos and I just knew I had to send you guys this my grandpa was the chicken wing king he ran an event called the great international chicken wing Society cook-off he held this event yearly it was an event all about eating chicken wings and spending time with family I like to do that yeah I’ll grill a mean chicken wing with my and spend time with my family it sounds like a great way to do it yep yep it’s been time with him they only spend time with me if there’s chicken wings involved give it a center bring him in with the chicken wing this bobblehead was used for two things firstly it was put on the first-place trophy for the cook who had the best chicken wings more importantly though they were given to workers volunteers important people to show gratitude I thought this would be a great addition to the male museum because you guys make people smile every day and that is something deserving of gratitude wow thanks this was done on a typewriter can I just point that out first of all well I already did point it out so pointing out second a bucket of all the reason there are band-aids over the chicken wings is of course because it’s the chicken wing cook-off but hey at least they spared the chicken I hope you will find a place for this little guy we will the mythical male museum yeah I don’t like to think of chicken wingless chicken – chicken has women did its wing cut off because that’s not how it happens right mmm because I know how it’s done right well my chickens don’t have wings or thighs because I like to grill those too they’re just like they just look like bowling pins okay got it suffering bowling pins I don’t I don’t I don’t I don’t like to grill the breasts yeah I do because it’s they get they dry out too much ejected getting ejected yeah do you do the injection would you come to my house I’ll get a doctor to do it I get a surgeon are you telling me you’ve grilled chicken breasts and you’ve injected them no I just is all about temperature all about temperature and moisture calm I’m great I’m really good I have mastered it of what of chicken breast grilling yes I mean I mean I’m not laughing in your face like I don’t believe you but prove it like bringing some chicken green a batch of chicken breast what are you grilling on uh well sometimes on my skillet on my stove see you fry it um well I mean grill fry whatever or bake them okay all right see that’s it see I think that that would work it’s just having it on the grill like I just can’t oh yeah I don’t have an outdoor area so I can’t have a group we got one here now yeah well is that gonna put you to the test I’m gonna be cooking all right find a special spot for this and uh maybe the breeze there’s a breeze in there not really we’re Bible I can create one maybe the breeze will bobble it yeah it’s gonna be in it enclosed yeah it’s gonna be tough to be Bob even an earthquake an earthquake will bobble the big one will bobble it I go in the mythical museum lots of times and I just press my face against the boxes you

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