
you just want to pick on his pizza huh hey man give me a couple of seconds you ate a loudmouth and I got a mindfully pickings all right welcome to good mythical more he implanted those thoughts I thought they were gone that was last season man this is a new season uh universe of all you know thanks for what you did to my body I really appreciate it it was very enjoyable and some of the apps and oh you’re gonna wipe yourself okay yeah I can whiteboard I just was going to be your makeup artist now we’re gonna do something called clown contouring why Lizzie you can help explain the background of this this is there’s a girl on you too on YouTube right yeah who did this but she did it because she got called a clown a lot for wearing a lot of makeup so she showed that you can actually start with complete clown makeup and turn it into beautiful go for her beauty’s on the inside and on the clown side so I’m just going to basically approximate using the colors that I have in front of me with what has been done and of course I’m going to take my own creative liberties but you’re and we’re going to see if he can do better on me than you did on Hannah but they’re not gonna know until Saturday morning okay um you ready you’re not killing uh your lips your lips still have quite a bit on them but you know what you should also just dry real quick I thought you look great a lot you look like Silver Surfer or something like that other glow thing we did to our faces when we did a beauty thing if you need to get to glowy when you’re doing when you’re on the makeup bandwagon I’m just gonna start with the lightest color that I can find which is probably going to be this one I will do huh okay a bubbly bubbly bubbly bubbly Oh what the crap you just knock the sign okay the good mythic the good practical morning sign off the front oh we broke our sign okay nobody knows nobody saw that mmm okay so I’m just gonna let’s make this you know there’s no reason to delay the inevitable let me look like Cleopatra what are those Egyptian eyes called is that called something in the world of Egypt makeups I’m not asking you with the thing on the Baskin people who know Egyptian eyes no not when it goes like is that what it’s calm know when it goes out to the side yeah uh close your eyes cat eye how does this feel seems like it could be therapeutic well it’s um if it wasn’t you who were doing it I’d relax more but I think at any moment okay I out or nostril you think I’m gonna be the one to poke an eye out well you already poked my nose that was a purposeful poke okay oh yeah this could be so nice I mean I’ve done good work in the past I don’t know if I can outdo myself but I’m certainly going to try Whitesnake no these are not white snakes right these are more white worm these are more white blotches maybe even maybe mushrooms if you will maybe a mushroom mushroom here little mushroom lives right here mushroom there turn this Mickey you went into some Bob Ross and that really relaxed me yeah you know I was big into Bob Ross as a kid if you don’t know who Bob Ross is he’s a white guy with an afro who on public television painted pictures of cabins lots of trees some Mountains and he used he’s blades as well as fan brushes and he’d make happy little tree here and he’d make a happy little cabin here he was absolutely amazing and he it’s on Netflix now yeah and it’s um he’s no longer with us he passed away well that’s what people think conspiracy theory yeah I think he’s I think he’s with all of us hey Bob Ross and elephant painting happy little bushes in the sky hey Bob put a little mushroom over the heat in paint mushrooms he does now the paint fir trees and he paints all Elvis wants him to paint mushrooms that’s what Elvis is into looking really nice I’m gonna pick it up a little bit anybody here into Bob Ross like back in the day or something you you like oh you did just relaxing isn’t it mmm the whole season I mean that every single episode is on there this way there was like a controversy in the world of art film art TV when there were accusations that he was repainting things that he had already painted and he was looking off-screen and emulating himself I’m like well who cares if he painted the first one let him repaint the second one I mean you’re looking at an Instagram yes I am no shame in our game but we did credit her uh now I’m gonna go okay so I got to pick another color here I’m gonna go and she did a poop emoji on her forehead yeah now I’m about to get started with some creativity I just wanted to get there now you need to paint my eyebrows like hers yeah look at me oh that’s probably not dark enough right there want to go darker than that oh why you revenant ignore that oh gosh I got it so thick right here we go here we go this is where the clown part really comes in sad clown your Joe solid clown you didn’t watch Bob Ross as a kid yeah I didn’t do things as religiously like I didn’t like be like okay I’m just comes on at this time our ship and Bob Bob Ross yeah he’s cool oh I can get captivated by this for an extensive period of time but he never made you know I came close to buying a set the whole point was to make you want to paint and it never and I never got close to buying it you know actually buy the paint fan brushes man I like how he would call things happy accidents like whenever he would screw up he’d be like well that’s a happy accident let’s see how I can turn that into something like that poop spot is becoming a cabin or walkway to a cabin he was he was in a rut in a lot of ways I think that’s the main criticism of Bob Ross is that well I mean he’s just fir trees and snowy mountain caps and a happy little cabin with a walkway up to it I mean he did that for like years Mieke drew he could have draw drew like a look at the poop emoji like a drawbridge or something okay now go to London get inspired like Paul Simon did now I’m just gonna get nuts double-decker bus Bob Ross I’d like to have seen a double decker Bob Ross bus you Austin Green yeah I want some green now you do I mean think about it a double decker Bob Ross bus you want green oh that’s some good stuff man you won’t bring nostrils I bet you those things that start coming out I bet you Bob Ross is like painting all this stuff that his family has Eddie that PBS didn’t put out they’re like no we want more trees and happy accidents I don’t want no double-dipping Bob Ross bus bah-bah-bah bus I want a double-decker Bob Ross bus man this is beautiful I’m sure he painted other stuff I’m sure he did portraits of his kids it was like that’s not one my kid looks like but prettier than my kid actually is you know portraits are dangerous never get a friend to paint a portrait of your kid cuz they won’t stay your friend it’s like my there’s my kid that ugly so well it’s impressionistic okay yeah okay you ready for blend point on them you see you really want your eyebrows to be dark yeah and see how hers are angled there’s like it’s like a barn a barn roof and that’s the barn technique give it some harshness yep yeah I feel like I could go into this I think you could too I think you’d be gay leave me out of it you’ll be a hair stylist and I’ll be a makeup artist in another life okay you ready blendy time relaxing part this is the part that people should pay for the blender II know I call this the blender II know I know happy blending all these things that I did I didn’t do them with intention I did them I just did them and now I’m blending it away but they’re happy things that I did and I’m going to keep doing them and look at what I did up there I did a little Dukey emoji and you know what some people might be like why’d you do that I just say because I can and because I did and you can too and that’s the beautiful thing about doing artwork on people’s faces is you can do you can do what you want how you want to who you want and you know the interesting thing about my technique is that most of the time when I finish you just look like Silver Surfer again all of that for this I think the point that she made was no matter what you do contouring when you’re done blending it you just look like a cadaver yeah you
