GMMore 966: Introducing The Toilet Paper Belt

Wow Terran toenail up don’t get help right up put the moment has passed it’s gone we lost it welcome to good mythical more hello look at me I’m purple red hi belong on a poster okay I’m do that by yourself later tonight we eat shove it no this is this is this is for sale yeah okay so those products those lazy products are great I think we proved that some of them are gonna be permanently incorporated into our normal lives uh but we also develop some of our own I got one can I go first you can go first all right ladies and gentlemen for the discerning but wiper who wants to always be ready yeah it’s time for our hold on I’m gonna be over here I’m gonna get ready and I’m gonna come out all right I’m gonna stall move my feet in hey main paper Meg hey I’m so happy I’m purple and my head’s a little bit smaller than normal so how do it I’m ready it’s not creepy at all it’s the utility pee belt the belt with TP on the back so you got to do is do you need to be me too buddy reach in the front what you got a prime it you got a prime the utility P belt yeah I got a head of a tail you have a tail and then Boop bring it bring it down here Oh bring you through you gonna see you look the wiping action is pretty it’s pretty self-explanatory mmm you don’t you see in there you don’t even need to demonstrate on once you wipe then you can there’s other uses you yeah well once you wipe you should probably rip it off and throw it in the toilet so at that point you’ve gotta get in this day and age you got conserved it becomes a bib okay guys let’s go you know that’s really cool and then if you like I really think you should get clean well I just think you should because then if you have a head wound so I feel sorry and it’s like oh look I have a head injury yeah and I have let the ghosts clean bottom let the ghost of Christmas past look at me I’m wiping my butt blowing my nose and fixing a head wound all at the same time because what I’m lazy 29.95 oh really yep just go to rhettandlink.com/store I feel like I saw 1995 1995 a little easy plane we just cut the price we do actually just made it $40 if you call in the next 30 seconds I’ll throw in TP cuz it doesn’t come with that oh really you have to supply your ID and noticing that you’re you’ve got a under roll instead of an over roll which I thought you were an overall my got a fool fail now what happens when you do that huh guess start over here we go hmm you kind of look like a deranged martial artist Oh like someone somebody I would not want to learn here karate from yeah well top that okay well you know what I don’t know if I can link uh but I did notice recently how much I just enjoyed doing this right here mmm that looks like a lot of workers like lounging boy that likes that looks exhausting what you’re doing but the thing is is that even though this seems like you’re already being lazy mmm the thing I noticed is that man my arms are working oh man yeah is there a well toy is there a way to do this without working my arms and my fingers my fingers feel like they’re just about they’re burning they’re already cramping mmm so I have what I like to call the up and arms for those men or women who like to lean back and but they don’t like to into their hands but don’t want to use their own arms so they use their arms to use arm don’t play that part up don’t don’t don’t complicate things for people man don’t cut you because you could also get assistance to do this you know if you got some of those or just a partner there’s somebody that loves you or don’t love you that much I have you know what feel like there might be a way to wait wedge then wedge them something oh maybe not if you hold them closer to if you get you know as a matter of fact if you get really cool close to the hands that’s when it becomes the most natural there you go because you can’t interlock these hands you should interlock your own no actually you just do this you just just over and under like over-and-under yeah yeah yes yeah yeah yeah I can virtually well I can’t I gotta lean back and I’m fully mmm I’m fully supported see that how I’m just leaning back effortlessly yeah I can tell me and you just lazing it up baby that’s great hoarding me hey you know what you’re sucked so bad I got an improvement online okay alright check this out reset start all over listen no one wants to wipe their butt then blow their nose who are we kidding there you go all you got to do with the with the TP utility P go up head over bow your nose fix your head wound and then you bought doesn’t care if it’s got blood of snot on it just wipe that a oh I thought what you were gonna do is you were gonna use this day oh yeah continues use that there we go Jesus they come in to set now yeah yeah yeah you know what you wants to light them but with naked white – for what something white see but you never never touch your own butt again that’s what your friends get friend to use a mannequin and also when something goes right in life and you want to applaud it it’s much louder than normal clapping you go to a concert and you’re like and here like everybody whoa whoa you just break his hand man no it’s just extra tough polymers you start doing this you’re gonna get the whole crowd you at a basketball game hey everybody rock your body and once I sing in this it looks like I’ve got somebody held hostage I’m making them clap down there okay we are inventors we’ve changed live be jealous again also if you just feel like shaking somebody’s hand cuz you you don’t meet a lot of people hey yeah look at that feel like you’re making a business deal look at that the business deals all day we’re working hard for y’all rattling calm / star three easy payments of feel sorry for us

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