GMMore 972: Storytime: Sneeze Breaks Butt

starring Ron who bought a ticket that’s the ticket yeah that one time can we see that movie poster mythical beast arted up you guys are so artful so artful see you’re like you’re so Dodgers um welcome to good mythical more I wouldn’t I would love to see a movie poster of what’s it called in a world where teeth are coming bears but what’s the name of the movie gummy teeth gummy teeth yeah apocalypse gummy – gonna have to be marker lips just gummy tell me – yummy teeth and then you take any family happy gummy if you want it to be apocalyptic that’s one thing if you want it to be like a rom-com that’s another thing I want to see your movie poster turn that into a movie and use that little rods in it that’s pretty much all we know Ron don’t point at me so I mean it was your idea and what do they win well they win a trip Feldman they were and we get a winner they win a trip to defecate with Ron what’s it what’s in you a poster we just make it I’m not gonna see any frame though just a poser so when I was a kid making a poster we’ll we’ll we’ll pick our favorite a favorable senior poster uh when I was a kid there was a guy that came into town oh gosh you got to do it at Facebook I mean I think I’m making it it’s not even important I’m know I’m going with it we’re doing a social media thing well that’s fine it has to be off you got to do it on we’re gonna Facebook swept facebook.com slash read link that’s the retin ladies that is oh is that where you wanted to go Breton link we also we don’t go ahead what were you gonna say I was just gonna say when I was a kid there was a guy that moved to town he was an adult man and he had a new expression it was that’s the ticket and my dad was like that he noticed that that that guy says that’s the ticket like an adult and you’re like don’t you saying it it’s not a coming ticket he’s like that’s the ticket and my dad was like have you noticed that that guy says that I was like I’ll listen next time and he said something I said something’s like that’s the ticket I was like you’re the only person that says that who is it whispering me I don’t remember him I don’t remember his name it wasn’t memorable it was for something I don’t remember anything at all can you whisper in my ear I remember him you remember that guy we’re just stalling getting spanked by the spanked plank which is brought out by located tough frat boy Sade now can you explain what is what the paddle in the in the fraternity’s what’s the deal with those you gotta get paddle if you want to be a brother man it’s part of the initiation yeah I’ve seen these I’ve seen the you carried her on campus do I remember seeing people at paddles going around key freshmen carried around and I did not know what they were pledges skater the play just carried the paddle that then they were paddled with hmm well allegedly yeah allegedly it’s no I don’t do that anymore they don’t really the initiation anymore because it’s because of the bullying sorry were you in a fraternity I was not but I am oh yeah you’re trying it when I was not yeah yeah yeah yeah play it anyway ever think about it though sure yeah think about a lot of things I remember as a senior in high school uh there was after I had already said I decided on NC State I started getting these like junk mail to the house and I got one from a fraternity or from the fraternise fraternities fraternity and it said every US president was in a fraternity and I had no interest in being a president really or being in a fraternity but I was like mom look at this I may be I should be in a fraternity oh yeah I guess I consulted my mom on lots of things we you in college are you not listening I didn’t listen to the beginning you’re in high school man don’t get high I’m sorry I missed the beginning listen I don’t behind me I’m scared I noticed uh and then when I got to school I was like oh I don’t want to be a part of this I see what this is okay no don’t to be a part of it know doesn’t know are them are you not judged I didn’t want for you um how should we do this cuz I got a couple you should go first you should get all yours done first well I have to get twenty-five times you have to get spanked three times let me ask you two questions that you get wrong which increase the amount of time you gets if I get them right I’ll had additional spanks – you having a mmm that’s not the one I wanted to ask in 2012 pop sensation blank cracked her tailbone when she did a front flip over her couch this is for an additional spank if I get it wrong No if I get it right you get a spring correct if I get it wrong no spank for me correct 2012 pop sensation whoo so you can only go swing cracked hurt no you get rose you see you know let’s still not listening man I said if I get it right you get a speck if I get it wrong I don’t get a spank and you said right and so you agreed to it you gotta learn to listen man I’m gonna teach you a little eventually you don’t have to listen to me right just answer the question I know what’s up you’re gonna get another spank if I plead the fifth man I don’t like to play this game who is it cracked her tailbone I feel like I would know 2012 does she have a big butt no hints got even this score I feel like if somebody with a skinny butt skinny budded pop singer I didn’t say singer said pop sensation Miley Cyrus did not break her tailbone last year did she 2012 2012 you’re not listening Rhett oh I’ve asked you a question three times I don’t know why you’re getting it wrong you must not be did Selena Gomez breaker but no Ariana Grande she could break her blood to be Britney Spears final answer is Ariana Grande – Cyrus ah said that first but that was you finalist so you get an extra additional spank 1 1 GM’s very on Casey Nimr come on out Casey what just because you’re on a camera it’s like oh look here she is visual aid is she I know Casey we’ve met Hey here she is you see she broke her butt bone when she blanked in the ocean blanked blanked in the ocean I don’t know the answer to this either jumped yeah don’t talk all right case you gotta be late Casey keep that eye sorry that’s wrong you know hey oh hey finally is it uh I am sorry bro yeah broke a butt bone huh I don’t know what this will be they broke her butt bone when she blanked in the ocean it can’t be filled because that would be incorrect English when she failed in the ocean William did in the ocean she swim that it better not be that because that would be swam you didn’t failed you didn’t jump what did you lift that would be jumped yeah yeah that would be Jay he’s helping me now let’s just make you let’s see can you turn the AC on it’s getting hot in here and I think it’s cuz I know about to get spanked six times cause I’m wearing 13 shirts I don’t know I mean I don’t know it context tight record dived I’m gonna jet skied jet skied in the ocean mmm I’m gonna say scuba dived final answer yes I sneezed while on a jet ski nope just what just standing there and then I was in Mexico with my best friend and I sneezed and I broke my tailbone I did the ocean I had nothing to do with it I was just I just happen to be in the ocean at that time no are you talking about sneeze that’s a fart or a sneezes no like just to sneeze that’s a yes no listen how did you know that you broke your tailbone well I couldn’t really do anything so we had to go to the doctor and they were like yeah I mean you couldn’t walk I can kind of walk but I could only stand or lay I couldn’t sit and I’m mighty angry man a lot yeah I was like 13 and I was not happy and then I had to fly home from Mexico with a broken tailbone whoa and like it on my back in this really weird way how is it what was the doctor’s explanation Casey Nimr yeah I didn’t have one really I have a theory what’s your theory Casey member when I was three I you know like when little kids they make really poor decisions to show off yeah I was little I used to hang off the monkey bars and just fall hmm and people thought it was cool so I did it a few times and I think it just like was a repercussion of that it was cracked he was waiting to snap your whole life and you do it at one time you sneezed that was the end we’re talking to coccyx yeah we are yeah hey he’s faking right you got it he’s got an extra strip for that okay yeah you can keep your tack well you may die Thank You Casey you know Mike broke his butt that’s wild that’s why I’ll write my crumbs oh you’re heading straight for that uh Wendy how’d you break your butt ah that makes sense all right rat get right beside me he’s gonna how we gonna how many links six ref don’t watch you love me God do like a twofer as well Oh No hey get your head in the shots they can see the pain oh but that makes that makes me have to stick it out further that’s right slang uh tree didn’t we just pan up with tart tilt up no just bend over all right ready yeah who should i do first maybe it’ll be a subscribe you stink of that yeah all right just put your hand down I know because it makes me hey yeah I was wanting it makes me have to let you put your head down for the entertainment yeah but he pushed my tailbone out it puts my tailbone out there she wanna I mean both testicles on this show this is where we got like I thought you said both testicles oh hey come on now is easy kidding that was rough man can you tilt up I’m really I want I want to get it tilt up I don’t want to hit that account that doesn’t count you got it come on you’re not your job is not in jeopardy just okay okay do it again you guys stickers out a little link like Dre yeah see it’s not talking about man oh alright I steer that book forearm shiver I don’t know if I should tighten or go nose with it I think if I if you go loose with the cheeks at health oh oh oh he’s coming in quick it’s the last show that 100 didn’t know it didn’t hurt him so hey I did you got sticker oh come on I’m not keeping track as somebody else yeah that was – for link no that’s three for me three and two furet here’s his third oh come on it’s increase oh you hit me again I saw it was that that’s four oh my for for me three Fred come on come on Alex all right was it good on the duck yeah oh I don’t like it how many is that that was more this would be I got I knew I need two more you need to board oh all right oh that’s better that didn’t count that was that was a whiff man I’m gonna go okay okay Oh getting good man oh yeah that’ll be the last one yep yep okay red get give red one more yes sir one to grow Wow and me one to grow on why you want this man you’re gonna stick it up man dress guy is up there day yeah Oh [Music] you

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