GMMore 995: Say Sorry With Pudding?

swim socks swim socks like you wear the waterpark you ever gonna get it again to see you swim Jacques and I I think I’ve pulled like a we’re seven get caught guys from the swim team smelled a muscle in my back or my like in here in like the breadbasket because you braced yourself I was so worried about bracing myself for that I’ve done a lot of bracing in that not a great episode in terms of my comfort you know what day it is is Thursday and Thursday means me ah [Music] Jenni could have come to our rescue you could have stepped in hey you know what I volunteer as tribute I would not do that 100% uh none of that would have hurt you there cuz you like Don King no no you’re like constantly like you’re at the gym yeah socks you know you know what you’re like yes right here putting a dark dress you know Brett made it seem like it hurt pretty didn’t hurt me that bad you draw me a tender spot I have a tender spot are you want to try it a lot of tender spots I mean 100% no no no I’m gonna drink some pink Oh with my shoes on leg oh come on Jen I’m not in the business of purposely hurting myself I know that you guys that’s good okay I’ll do this one again I’m drinking I think bismuth because wasabi bomb exploded in my stomach pink bismuth oh gosh oh one guy didn’t have to do that one yeah well you know what the amazing thing is is I actually got cheese right that was pretty impressive but I didn’t say what is cheese the thing is is I already know what cheese is man well I gotta ask questions about it I’ve always been curious with Jeopardy like how they came up with answer in the form of a question you know it’s that seems like an interesting thing to say we’re brainstorming how to play a game show and then ooo I got it and they should answer in the form of a question Utley in and but but why did someone say yes that’s a good idea and does that did that actually help with the genius of Jeopardy cuz I mean it is one of the longest-running game shows without a doubt over 30 years without a doubt but but Reid but psychologically maybe Merv Griffin I don’t know we can could you say bunim-murray but in Murray you just mix it up look somebody like that out who started jeopardy but no I definitely think it’s part of it it’s part of the genius of the game I mean the main genius of the game is the bullet but no explain why if you think that’s the genius of the game is that setup uh because it would just be wrong because if it was set up if it was just answering questions it would be like what’s so cool about this game oh you just answer your questions but when you’re like but you’re actually giving you’re giving the answers you have to take you leaving answers and you come up with a question sighs well that’s an every put your brain in a not Brennan I’m right I got some questions for you guys now we’ve got some answers will you insult both of us with the rest of these social obviously no which one did you write they were not written for us to insult each other and they were written for like I can’t them to insult us is what it sounded like oh that’s a long one just this is for Rhett this is for Rhett okay how much for link early oh it’s HMDA okay remember when your hair was straight down and dumb well now it’s straight up down right down dumb all right read wants to know from head so good this will last one all right right the only thing sadder than a 38 year old man pretending to be a 25 year old man is a 39 year old man pretending to be a 25 year old man not quiet I’m not pretending you’re not 13 over 25 you can take that however you want not 39 yet nothing that do you have one more for uh readily that’s it man oh come on we’re gone no more all right it’s empty really questioning all right hey this one’s from this was not a question it’s more of a statement that you still have to answer from Joseph dooba he says you see onto it got really hot in here with our adrenaline oh yeah the drill I can I can smell adrenaline do you smell it yeah it smells gross uh listen of inappropriate times to say I’m sorry list of inappropriate time say I’m sorry mmm-hmm when somebody’s done something wrong to you that sounds like a Canadian thing to do on our first date don’t apologize somebody don’t apologize on a first date because even if you actually screwed up really bad I mean if you did something wrong this is your opportunity to just set that as par for the course yeah this is what you’re getting into you’re not getting into me apologizing all the time you’re getting into be real me we’re not moaning it real me yeah it’s like just mess up constantly yeah yeah you don’t want to set a precedent of apologies so first day I’m pretty good at apologizing I don’t think you should apologize when you’re moving down a row of people in the theater mmm oh yeah you thought them to be sorry about you got to get to your seat yeah I mean you didn’t come up with this system that’s a good point well I say sorry excuse me excuse me sorry excuse me sorry I’m not sorry and don’t excuse me I’m going to my seat I’m oh dang I mean I’ll put my hand out like a shovel like a snow pile people’s knees injured I mean I saw a guy the other day he was so apologetic he stood in front of all of us get get into a seat in the mood because he was so apologetic move on through shovel handle on your way through yeah shovel handed yeah shovel hand instead of apologizing right until the infant deters different yeah that sounds like a good idea okay don’t say I’m sorry right after you say I love you dang yeah that would be a rough time for that yeah it’s like trimming one or the other but don’t put those two together well I love the index are you in that order I’m sorry I love you that’s good that’s really good say that all the time don’t say I love you I’m sorry yeah that’s Bank didn’t mean to say that yeah I can’t say I’ve done either of those but all right um you ever picture Marla on your desktop oh yeah I do that’s what happens when I work for you guys that’s cool is this your whole wallpaper not really I’m just making things up now yeah I thought that was pretty cool that’s a cool picture of Amaro yeah his uh his guitar strap his guitar strap says me I saw you put you put that one out with the Bob Ross and Lana Richie yeah did that a little while ago yeah um okay next question yes from Brady dogs he says Brady’s a good person I agree he was seems like a great dude best food to give someone you think he meant to say while but he said whole apologizing whole apology whole apologizing is when you give food as you apologize at Whole Foods in best food to give while apologizing yeah – like soften the blow of like I’m sorry I broke everything here’s the pie or something like that something that’s easy to eat yeah good pudding something that you can feed them while you’re apologizing like I agree pudding pretty great like if you shovel the put in their mouth right putting in the sweet when a key doesn’t require chewing you can’t choke on it I mean if you kill somebody with pudding does the thing you don’t want to do you don’t want to apologize to somebody and then give them like a hokey murder then a choke on pop pop rock pop rocks and coke corporal you don’t want to injure him but you give them you give them pudding and they’re gonna be happy you’re gonna be happy or you could get I mean this is my two cents give them like toffee so they can’t argue back that’s too clever Jen oh sorry I’m too small that’s too smart for us you can say that again toffee you mean taffy I don’t know no talking ahead taffy sticky things yeah they got the stickiness toffee and taffy together what’s it called toffee uh-huh it’s hard to say hasn’t an oh yeah you knew the answer you knew the punchline of that joke was what it was called but I was like how you combine it correctly calfy calfy calfy that’s good hey they got this new thing toffee and taffy together no they caught calfy calfy Oh like coffee flavored salt what I’m saying towel fee yeah it sounds like I’m saying Towelie mine yeah I haven’t gotten over that stun cane I’m being honest here it really sent sent my blood pressure yeah your arms are flapping around you resisted it but I – I’m so hot you retreated yeah hey you there that was Bobby is doing a number on my tummy she’s dummy yeah I’ve been injured wanna do one more question and do you the keychain you okay this one is from Ben Richardson he says he’s my good boy yeah don’t you Ben uh how do I pass the blame on two others so I do not have to apologize well that’s the spirit seems like a great dude how do you pass the buck lean is no longer a good boy means a bad boy being shifts the blame hmm I mean apologizing sucks well the key to this is you can’t do this when you’re accused alongside someone else so this is something kind of thing that you have to do you have to manipulate the person privately get them to think that it’s their fault and then they will do the apologizing for you but what you don’t want to do is you don’t to be in a situation like where you’re both taken into the principal’s office and then you start blame shifting there because it’s so obvious and such a tired thing to do what you want to do in the principal’s office is you want to take response ability for both people’s actions we like you know what it wasn’t it what it wasn’t links fought this wasn’t his idea this and then they’re like he’s taking responsibility I mission accomplished and then you get out of it but if you can’t but if you can talk to link ahead of time you like listen you know this is this is all your fault and we get to be more subtle than that it takes several minutes with link it takes about three or four minutes and once the link believes that it’s his fault then you go into the the situation he’ll make himself look bad that’s how you do it Charlie what’s his name Oh Ben Ben he’s a good boy all right let’s do this you’ll do it dear Renly my name is Claudia Holliday and I’m 12 I live in Seoul on Ohio our names are hilly and aya and we are 12 years old because too soon as teachers make sense it’s now three people writing a letter that yeah that’s confusing yeah it is though bhadiya hilly and a aya all three of them wrote this yeah but the SEC also live in pepper pike Ohio got it we got they all live near Cleveland about 20 minutes away from each other you’re part of our morning routine so we decided to send you something we felted the word Tokyo open and he did we spent about two and a half hours felting Tokyo I only do it once can you guys figure out how he made it with felt they felted it I don’t know what felting me I think there’s something in the middle like I’m stuffing hold it can I felt it PS hit Lee’s brother doesn’t think you’re real let him go on thinking that I have a better life hilly is pronounced Healy and aya aya and then this preference by the way we also made rhettandlink cats that you can put on the mythical keyring two cats you girl just getting together in felting things I didn’t know felting was a thing so I mean look at that you know what they say she who felt it dealt it yeah totally yeah this is a red cat and I’m linkcat so lie it look like those things you eat at Easter what are they called marshmallows peeps oh you were you’re right but not specific enough this one oh that’s nice throw that on there yeah we’re gonna give them a twofer thanks for sending us uh stuff that matters together the form of a keyring chain two keychain to put on our keyring its mythical figure easy thank you for being your mythical best [Music]

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