GMW 1: Win Or Get Dumped On

While Rhett and Link are away- – [Group] The Mythical Crew will play! (Trevor whooping) (bell rings) (text splashes and plops) (logo crashes) (group cheering) – [Stevie] “Good Mythical Weekend,” I am Stevie, and today we’re playing “Put a Ring on It!” (text whooshes) Before we get started, let’s meet this week’s Mythical Crew players. Gimme your name, and tell me if you’ve ever broken the rules, and gone into a hot tub after having diarrhea. – Hey, I’m Mikayla, (light playful music) and maybe I have, maybe I haven’t, we will never find out. (crew laughing) – Hi, I’m Nicole. I have diarrhea once a month. (crew laughing) – Hi, I’m Chase and yeah, definitely. (crew laughing) – Hi, I’m Emily and I haven’t done that, but I have had a questionable Tampax. (crew laughing) – Oh no, that’s- – I’m Trevor, and I tell you what, that’s the only way I hot tub. (hands clap) (crew laughing) – What, a Tampax? Oh, never mind. – He had a way. I’m Vi, and you definitely mistake the jacuzzi for a mud bath. – Whoa! – Whoa! – Oh God! – [Stevie] Okay, on that note, here’s how today’s game’s gonna work. You may have seen a version of this game played at bars, parties, or on TikTok, (upbeat dance music) but you’ve never seen it played like this before. Teams will line up on either side of the Mythical Ring Swing. Every time a player can swing their ring onto the hook, that player may move the bucket o’ liquid one space towards the other team, and then move to the back of the line, so the next teammate may begin swinging. Once a team is able to move the bucket into the furthest circles on the ground, they win the round. And if you happen to be the player standing in the pool when your team loses, well, that bucket o’ liquid is going to get dumped on ya. The team who wins at the end will take home the coveted golden ring trophy. Are y’all ready to play? – Yes! – Yeah! – Yeah! – Yeah! – Yes, I am, let’s do it. – Yeah, Trevor is. (intense upbeat music sting) – [Stevie] Okay, players, ready? – Yes! – Yeah, Trevor’s intimidating. – Set. – I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best. (Emily laughs) – Don’t pee. – Swing! – Come on, Chase, baby. (rings click) – D’ooh, come on. – Oh! – [Player] You got this, bud, you got this. – [Player] You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it- – I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best, come on. Come on, come on! – Oh! – Oh. – Diarrhea energy. – You gotta want it! (bell ringing) – Ah! – Yes! – Get a bucket! – Peek on it, come on! – Yes! No! – Oh. – Good job, Trevor! – Let’s try this, you got it, you got it, Emily! – Great job. Take your time, take your time- – Come on! – You’ve gotta want it! – Whoo! – Whoa! – You gotta want it, huh? – Let’s go! Chase is fumbling so hard! – It’s the way of the water! – No, you’re not. – Shut up, Trevor! – You got this! – Trevor. – Chase is, Chase is- – Okay, it’s a lotta yelling, it’s a lot. – All right. – Oh, sorry, sorry. – Sorry, I just think I need- – Chase is crumbling! – Just have vibes! – Chase is crumbling, Chase- – Come on, Emily! – I mean, that’s not true. – How about you just go- – You’re gonna kill it. – Go like, baby, you got it. – Come on. – [Trevor] You gotta go! – Hah! – Oh God, you got it. – I can’t even get a ring! – Not the ring, you will stand down! – You got it! – Hey, look- (bell dings) – It’s so close, no! – Yes! (player clapping hands) – [Player] Channel your inner Beyonce, and put a ring on it! – [Player] But yes, yes, yes, good job, good job. (players laughing) – You did it! – You got it. You got it, Emily. – Ah! – Oops, so close, no, you- – Come on, oh, that was so close, (crew groaning) but that was so there. – Oh my God, you guys, I’m gonna be (crew groaning) so totally different than this! – [Trevor] I don’t want you scared, but now’s the time to really try. – You got it! – Everyone stop! – No, no, everybody be loud! (crew laughing) – If you want me- – Nicole’s getting distracted! – Shh! – Shh! – Nicole doesn’t even bend her knees.! – I don’t need to bend my knees. – Hah! – Emily! – Come on, you got it- – So close! – You got it, you got it. – I don’t need to bend my knees. (bell dings) – Yeah! – Yeah! – But go! – Go, bucket, bucket, bucket! (players laughing) – All right, you. – Move the facts, come on, you’re an icon. – Come on, Nicole! – You monsters! – You’re very active. – You got this. – You’re very close- – You’re so close- – Nice and easy, let’s go a little hard. – You so, you’re almost there. (rings clicking) – Yeah, yeah, yeah! (bell dings) – Yes! – Oh my God! – Yes! Yes! Oh! – Oh! – Yeah, yeah, do that, do that, more of that. – Come on, come on, come on. – You’ve got it. – YOu’ve got this, Mikayla. – Come on, Mikayla. (ring clicking) – Oh! – [Chase] It’s so close, it’s so close. – Whoof. – You got this, baby, come on, baby. – Oh! – My hook is to the side! – Right! – [Nicole] Hey Vi, you have some holes in your pants! – Oh, oh! (bell dings) – Oh my, she, all right- – So, aw, shizzle! – Now’s the time to focus up. – Hey Vi, the holes in your pants are showing. – No, come on, Vi! – Oh my God, oh! Oh, I’m trying, I’m sorry! – You’re gonna get soaked, this is for you. – Oh! – Come on! – [Trevor] This is for you. – Oh my gosh! – Do it, come on! – You got it. – Come on, come on, come on. – You got it, hey. – You’re a winner. – I’m trying! (laughs) – Ooh! – Okay, go gentle, gentle. (ring clicks) – [Trevor] It’s okay, Chase is crumbling. – Yeah. – Yeah! (players shouting over each other indistinct) – That doesn’t count, it doesn’t count, it doesn’t count! – Come on, Vi! – I’m trying! – Go gentle, gentle, (players laughing) deep breath. Deep breath, you must take him. – It doesn’t wanna get on this- – [Emily] Just a little spin, just give it a, ah, ah! – Oh! – Oh. (laughs) Just keep trying. – You can- (indistinct) – You got this, Chase. – You got it. – You can do this. (bell dings) (players shouting and shrieking indistinct) – Oh geez. (Chase laughing) – Yes, yes, yes! (crew applauding) – That’s okay, that’s okay. – I didn’t wanna win! – You got it so, yeah, almost, you almost had it. (players laughing) – Oh, sorry, Vi. – Oh, sorry, Vi! – [Stevie] You know what this means. (players and crew laughing) And Chase, you get to do the honors. – I am so excited to stand there. – Wait, before you do, Vi. – What? – Come here. – What? No. (upbeat cheerful music) – You are worthy, you are a good person. (players laugh) And it’s that hook’s fault. It’s not your fault. – Oh my God! – All right, now get stuff dumped on you. – Yeah. – Mm. – [Trevor] Look away. – Everyone ready? (laughs) – Okay, wait, can we do like below the shoulders? – Yeah, I’m a producer, (players laughing) we can do it below the shoulders, yeah, yeah. (text whooshing) All right, you ready? – Oh. – Yeah. – Oh. – You got this. – Hmm. (Kool-Aid splashing) (group gasping and laughing) (player gasps) – Ooh, no! – It’s in my butt crack. (Chase and crew laughing) Oh. – It’s just simply- – I’m sorry, you know? – Yeah. – Oh no, no, no, no, no! – I’m sorry, I’m sorry. – That’s wet, I’m wet! – Aw! – Aw! – Yay! – Wow. – Good sport, good sport. (players applauding) – Oh man, is this what the Kool-Aid Man feels like? (players laughing) – Oh yeah! – Oh yeah! (intense upbeat music sting) – [Stevie] I don’t know about you guys, but the liquid in the bucket does not look great this round. – Ee. – No, it does not. – [Stevie] Okay, are the players ready? – Yeah. – Lemme stretch out my hamstrings, all right, let’s do it. – Me precious! (laughing) – You got this, Emily. – Let’s do it! – Come on, Nicole. – You got this, Emily. – Set! Swing. (tense dramatic music) – Come on. (rings clicking) – Wait, wait- – Ooh! – Emily, you got this. – Wait, wait! – And that’s what’s it. – You got it, just nice and easy, nice and smooth. – It’s decided to work- (bell dings) – We’re calm and collected- – Yes! Yeah! – Oh, Jesus! – [Trevor] You got it, you got it. – Sorry, Jesus, I didn’t mean that. – It’s okay, you’ve got this- – You got it, you got it. – But we need to win this, we need to win this if we wanna stay in the game, don’t worry- – I know, all right, that’s a lot! – [Trevor] No, I’m just letting you know. – I think my hook is crooked. – Okay. – A little bit, but it’s fine. – All right, no, it’s okay, it’s okay, and Mikayla’s not gonna get this. We got tons of time. – Okay. All right. – There, I guess- – I wanna get it to each other, I wanna get it to it. I don’t wanna wait or nothing. – Don’t worry- – Don’t let this Kool-Aid smell distract you. – I like it though, ah! – Oh, I hope it’s not- – Not the bucket, think about what- (bell dings) – Ah! – Yes, yes! (players talking over each other indistinct) – We have to move the bucket, move the- (bell dings) – Ooh! – Yes! – Oh my God, no! – Oh no! – [Chase] You have to move it right back, move it right back. – Stakes raised. – Oh God! – No, no, no! – Hey Vi, it’s just you and me again. (crew laughing) Vi, it’s just you and me. – It’s okay, this is a big moment for you. – Gotta get it- (bell dings) – Oh, now go! (players shrieking) – Yes, David! – Whoo! – Come on, Chase! – Oh my gosh, we got this. – You got it, you got it. – He actually- (indistinct) – All right, come on, come on. – It’s just a practice. – Sorry for the- (indistinct) – Okay, okay. – It’s just practice. (crew laughing) – They don’t have the idea, (indistinct) you got this. He don’t got it. – You got it- – Ooh! – Oh! – Come on, come on! – Whichever headway. – You got this. – Hey Trevor, hit a twitty. – He’s too cute, I can’t focus, he’s too cute. (players and crew laughing) – Don’t look him in the eye, or- (players talking indistinct) – Oh, come on! – You’re our spare guy- – That’s so close! – Come on, Trevor, I believe in you. – I’m sweating, I’m sweating! – Get it in there! – Yeah! – It’s on the other- – It’s making me sweat. – Trevor. – Okay, okay, I’m gonna go the other way. No, no, no, no, no, I gotta go, yeah, I gotta go the other. – Oh, it’s in there, come on! – Ugh! – It’s gentle, gentle! – Okay! Here. Until they can be gentle- – Gentle like- – Spirit of the Bottlenose Dolphin. – Yeah, it’s okay, come on. – Aw geez. (players laughing) – Ooh! – Oh, you gotta, like an angel. – You guys are the- (ring clicks) (bell dings) – Yes! – Dang it! – Whoo! – Yes, yes! – Come on! – No, no, no, no, no- – Come on, call that- – You gotta go a little bit gentler! – It’s fine, you got it. – No, no, no, no- – All right, Nicole. – [Player] You gotta go to he other side. – I got this. – She doesn’t want- – This is the best- – There ain’t no tears in that bucket. – No, no! – We got it. – It’s so close! – [Emily] Don’t worry, don’t worry, we’re gonna come up. – [Vianai] You got it! – Oh, come on, Trevor. – Almost there, almost there, buddy. – I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna cry, I’m getting- – [Emily] You’re not gonna cry, go- – I don’t know what the hook! – Let’s go the other way! – You can’t- – Channel your energy! – I can’t go the other way, I can’t go the other way. – You got this. – My gosh- – The other way- – Oh my! – You need- – You, all right- – Come on! – [Vianai] You’re right there, buddy. – Come on. – The hook is hanging so that we got- – I’m standing up. No, it’s bad, that’s bad, that’s bad. – You are. – I am a- (bell dings) (players scream and laugh) – Nicole, you did it! – Nicole! Oh no! (players laughing) – Yeah! – Okay, Nicole, you get to do the honors. – Me? – Yeah! – Yes! – Yes, Nicole, yes! – And gimme your hat. – You got this! – Hey Trevor, can you just stay in the fetal position while like- (players laughing) – [Emily] Do you want your hat to be okay, Trevor? – [Nicole] Back up, back up, back up. – [Emily] Okay. – [Nicole] Can you go more to the center of this? – Come on, Trevs. (text whooshing) (player humming) – All right, over your head or no? – Over the head’s fine, yeah. (lemonade splashing) – Aw! – Oh! (Trevor shrieking) (crew laughing) (Trevor shrieking and sobbing) (cheery upbeat music) – It’s okay now! (crew laughing) – What is it, what does it smell like? – What is it? – It’s lemonade! – Oh! – Oh, okay. – I think it’s- – You could drink it. (players and crew laughing) – No! We’re wet! (intense upbeat music sting) – Okay, now, before we do our victory lap, (laughing) I wanted to tell everyone about Good Mythical Crew, the podcast, “Hot Seat Summer.” We’re doing special series this summer, we’re gonna do four episodes, they’re mini episodes, where we’re gonna be chatting one-on-one with different crew members. I’m gonna put them in the hot seat, We’re gonna ask them the questions that we all want those burning answers to. The first episode’s already out, and we’re gonna do one every Friday until all four are done. You have to be second or third degree member on MythicalSociety.com. (upbeat band music) Do you wanna do that again? – [Stevie] No, that was great! – I’ve never done like a plug, (crew chatter and applaud) and just had to be really quiet, so I was like. – Yeah, yeah, Chase! (crew applauding) – Yeah! – The Mythical Crew! – [Stevie] This is what we do after Rhett and Link do their promo stuff. – Yeah, we clap for them. – Yeah, yeah. – ‘Cause they also feel very insecure. (crew laughing) – [Stevie] Well, you did great. Okay- – You did great. – [Stevie] Are we ready for this final round? – Yes. – No! – Yes. – My knees are ready, Stevie! – [Stevie] On your marks, get set. – [Emily] Gentle. – [Stevie] Swing! – Vi, I know this has been really hard, but you can do this. (players laughing) You can overcome. – You’re such a therapist. – I know that- – If you see your hands, because of the- – Ah! – I know that we’re both feeling pretty demoralized. – I hear some, a baby calling me a winner. (rings clicking) – Oh! – But you’re a winner, and- – What? (bell dings) – Yeah! – No! – Hey, nice one! – My sister! – We might continue our pattern, and get Emily to choke. – I’m so scared of being in this pool! – Damn! – I missed it. (players laughing) – I’m so scared. – You got it! – You got it, Trevor! – I can’t, no! – Come on, Mikayla, you got this. – You are the living- – Hey! – Huh, all right, no. – You gotta do some positive self-talk! (clapping hands) – Okay, yeah. – You got it, you got it. – You’re a winner. – You know what? You’re sticky, and it’s an advantage. – I’m not worried about anything. – [Emily] You’re going too hard! – Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it. – [Emily] Yeah, light baby, light baby- – I get it, I’m trying, I’m trying, I’m trying! – You gotta warm up first! – I’m trying. – Light baby. – God! – So difficult. – Just bring it, bring it, bring it. – Go more baby, far! – Oh! – Oh! (bell dings) – Yeah! (players shouting indistinct) (bell dings) – Aw snap, aw snap, aw snap! – No, no, no way! – [Stevie] Wait, no, wait! – What do you mean, it’s on the yellow, that means it’s yours! – Yours! – But we also got it! – We got it. – Yeah, they got it, so they pushed back. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s, Trevor hit the ring first, and it went to the final thing. – Dang it! Yes! – That’s what I’m saying. – Okay. – So, what? – Oh, yeah! Now we won, yeah, thank you. (laughing) – It’s okay, it’s okay. (players murmuring) – You guys! (players and crew laughing) – [Trevor] Oh, this is the best. – Yeah! – No, no, wait, hold up, okay- – Don’t do it on her hair! – I think she’s gonna run! – Wait, hold on, okay, I need it here. This hair is delicate! – Take it! – Good hair, Trevor! – Right, no, I understand, I understand, I understand. – Okay, so, get a good, wait, hold on, what? – Okay, you wanna touch these dreads? – Face that way! (Emily laughing) – [Trevor] Yeah, you wanna mind the- – Just avoid the hair- – Just do it! – I’m gonna get it, I’m gonna- – Do you want me to help? – If you mess this up, Trevor, the comments are gonna come for you so bad! You know that! – I think you got it, come on, come on, come on! (Mikayla shrieks) (Sprite splashing) – Yes! Do the other- (Mikayla screams) (crew laughing) (players applauding) – You’re a champ. – [Stevie] Congrats to the red team on their win! (players cheering and shouting) And congrats to anyone who is still dry. Big thanks to everyone at home for hanging out with us today. We’ll be back next weekend with a new game, and some new Mythical Crew members. We’ll see ya then. (players cheering and shouting indistinct) – Have a good day! – Yeah! (cheerful bouncy music) – Is it still wet anywhere? – I don’t know! – [Stevie] Check out Good Mythical Crew, the podcast, Hot Seat Summer over at Mythical Society.com. (no audio)

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