Good Mythical Weekend. Today we’re once again figuring out which of our crew members are virgins. Oh, no. When I say virgin, you say, get it. Virgin. Get it? This is Spot the Virgin. Mikayla, are you ready to go virgin hunting today? I’m so excited. And I get to hunt them later and then sacrifice them later? That’s how I look so young. Yes, that’s the prize, is a sacrifice. Oh, yeah. You know how this works. There are three Mythical crew members up here. They’re gonna perform a task for us. One of them is lying about having done this task before. One of them is a virgin to this task. So never, ever done it before? Exactly. You’re trying to spot the virgin. Hence the name of this program. Okay. Program, is that what we say? They’re trying to psych you out. So the prize that’s on the line is a bathroom of your choosing at the studio. And you know those signs that we put on the door that’s like talent bathroom? This one will say Mikayla’s bathroom. For a week. Okay. If they fool you, though, it will say virgin’s bathroom. Okay? And that’s no fun. And, yeah. The first task is Zumba, which, as we all know, is like a dance inspired exercise situation. Potential virgins, please introduce yourself. Hi, I’m Emily. Are you using a different voice? I don’t know. Thank you, Emily. I’m Nicole. Nicole, yes. I’m Davin. Okay. It’s always good to get a refresh. Like, I don’t work with these people every day of my life. I’ve been told we have a Zumba clip for you to watch and dance to because that’s how Zumba works. Are you ready? Yes. I saw you doing some stretching. Yep. Yeah. Okay. All right, let’s play it. Wore my Zumba shoes. Oh, my. Okay. I’m so tempted to watch the video. Same, but. Okay. Davin has got like some pep in his step and then he has some confusion. There is confusion, but she’s wearing high heeled boots while doing Zumba. So. They’re orthopedic, Mikayla. Okay, good. Okay, good to know. Nicole has got some swag happening and a smile on. Yeah, she looks really happy to be doing Zumba. I love moving my body. We can all. I mean, they’re all pretty much following the actions in sync. Okay. That was pretty good. That went better than I expected it to, actually. From all three. How do you guys feel? It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever done. I’m a little out of breath. Okay. All right. I’ve seen better videos. All right. What are you thinking right now? What’s the vibe? I don’t know, knowing these people, because I do work with them every single day of my life. It was really good. It was really fun and entertaining to watch, even though you didn’t give a lot. I mean, I did what they were doing. Go on, girl. Give us nothing, you know? But it was like. I felt a little burn here. It’s a lot of love. It’s non-derogatory. You’re getting more of a burn now. Yeah, I mean. Those are exercise jorts? These are my exercise jorts. Yes. Are you sure? Yes. They are different than my formal jorts. Yes. But I also know that the point of this game is to mislead me, and something about Davin, just didn’t. I know you don’t like the following structures. You like to follow Davin’s instructions. The instructions was to follow the video. I did that. But not really. You didn’t feel into it to me, and I feel like you’re trying to mislead me with the athletic wear, which is cute. Are you choosing Davin, or are you just ripping him? I would rip Nicole, but Nicole was perfect. She’s definitely somebody that. She gives Zumba vibes to me. Okay, so you’re saying Davin’s the virgin? I think Davin is the virgin, actually. Okay, will the Zumba virgin please step forward? It is me. Oh, the bathroom is yours Mikayla. I get the bathroom, and I’m gonna sacrifice you. I think I did really well, though. I know. You did so good. You did really good. But the vibe. The vibe was off. My vibes were on, though, right? Your vibe was off too, but you’re trying to mislead me. Is that how you are when you do Zumba? What? What Zumba situation are you talking about? Okay. Okay. I used to do it a lot when I was, like, twenty-five, twenty-six. I was going, like, three times a week. And, Emily, the two times that you went? I went with my cousins from Missouri. Okay. All right. Well, Mikayla, you’ve won a bathroom. Sporked just released a new line of dad hats to help you make sure that everyone knows what you’re passionate about. And if those passions include fruit snacks, bagged salad, or a canned hot dog chili, you’re in luck. Pick up your new Sporked hat today at mythical.com and, hey, while you’re over there, if you need something to carry your groceries in like we all do, because that’s how groceries work. You can get a new Sporked tote bag. That says sauce queen. That says soup specialist. That says professional food taste tester. All at mythical.com get your hats and your totes today. Trevor. Hello. Are you shocked by tote bags? Not shocked, but excited. I was yelling. I don’t know why. I’m sorry. No, it’s okay. I love that energy. I love that energy. How do you feel about improv? I feel uniquely qualified to guess here on account of I am bad at improvised. So I’m sure that it would be easy for me to spot someone else who is not necessarily a pro. Okay. Okay. That is the task at hand. Improvers. Please introduce yourselves, even though we know who you are. Of course. Hello. I’m Nicole. I’m Katrina. I’m KG. Okay. Your potential prize is that every time you walk into a room for infinity, yes, indefinitely, everyone will clap for you. Oh, that’s awesome. Yeah. But if you don’t spot the virgin, then everyone will clap for the virgin instead. Okay. Yeah. No, this is fair. Okay. I accept. Okay, improv. We need a prompt here. Think of a occasion in which a lot of people gather together. A birthday party of some sort. What’s the event and scenario we’re giving to this improv team? Okay. The three of you are friends that have been stuck on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland for an hour. Okay. Okay. Is there, like. Do I say something like, and go, and scene? Yes, and. Yes, and scene. It smells like water. Sea water. I hate it here. It’s so hot. I love being friends with you guys, though. Julie, I think that pirate’s making eyes at you. Which one? That one over there with the fish. How y’all doing? You better get that guy. He’s kind of cute. Wait is? Guys, he’s moving. Closer to the. Oh, he’s. Yeah, oh, he’s moving. What do we do now? What do we do now? Start swimming. We gonna start swimming. I don’t. What? I don’t wanna swim. I’m drowning. I’m drowning! Julie, come on. Prayer. Julie, pray. Julie, no. Julie, don’t go like this. We’ve been together for. We saved her! We saved her! Julie. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. Maybe. We are the Pirates of the Caribbean now. We have been here for thirty-five years. Oh, yeah. And, scene. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. He wants to do something else. He can. We can do another one. That was really fun. You know, one time I went to a local comedy show in North Carolina and when I got there, there were, like, three other people in the audience. And this is kind of what it felt like. That’s awesome. Just the two of us just watching. Yes. Doing really good. It was so good. That was the best. So, wait, did you die and then come back to life? Yeah. Okay. Do you need another scene? Do you have questions? I guess. I mean, honestly, all really good. Also, out of curiosity, were you all playing yourselves in that scene, or were you? I was playing myself, yes. You had a deep southern accent at one point. Yeah, I thought you might have. I do have a deep southern accent. I don’t know. She hides it well, yeah, yeah. Very insecure about it. Yeah, I hide it most the time, but I can’t. There it is. There it is. Gosh, I mean, the only thing I really have to go off of here is that Katrina and KG were very involved. And it seemed like Nicole maybe was, like, not as next to them, but that could just be that, you know, KG was really invested in saving Katrina’s life. And I’m not. And Nicole might not have been. It’s so tough to say. So, I’m gonna need you to say it. Okay. I know I just said all that about Nicole, but I’m going with a completely gut vibe feeling. I believe that it is KG, is the virgin. Will the improv virgin please step forward? Yes, yes. Okay, we got to clap for Trevor now. That’s huge. Thank you. This is what happens So just carry on as usual, everyone. Am I right? Yeah. Come on. We’re all having fun here. We’re all having fun here. But you know what? You have that Sporked hat. So I think we all. We all win. Onto the next round. Nicole, I’m gonna venture to say that you’ve made pasta from scratch. That’s correct. Which puts the pressure on y’alls, guys. Because Nicole is watching every move you make as you try to make pasta from scratch. Please say your names, because I did that before in the other rounds, and I need to remain consistent. I’m Taylor. Meghan. I’m Andjelina. And I’m Italian. All right, all right, Nicole, if you can successfully spot the virgin this round, you don’t get a bathroom or applause. We’ve already given that out. I do have an imaginary medal for you. I don’t know. That’s what they said was the prize. I hope it sounds nice, because it’s all that I have. Yeah. Actually, if you want something else imaginary, it can be whatever you want. Let’s start with the medal. Yeah. Okay. It’ll be a medal. Yeah. Okay. Shall we make pasta in the way that you know how? Absolutely. Sure can. Let’s begin. Now, I see there’s no salt. Is that a? Oh, is that salt? Okay, never mind. Continue. I thought that was a little bowl of flour. Y’all are doing it in the bowl. Oh, I thought we had to make a lot of pasta. Are we doing only a little bit of pasta? Are you noticing. I’m noticing some inconsistencies with the approach. I am as well. I’m seeing that we have two lovely contestants using the board, and we have one using the bowl, but seems to be transferring to the board, which implies a lack of confidence in their, their procedure. And that leads me to a certain train of thought. But continue. I see the sizes of the wells. Now. The wells are where all of the liquid is being collected. We’re going with eggs as our liquid. I will say the wells from Taylor’s side and Andjelina’s side are large. Okay. The well on Meghan’s is, it’s a little petite. It’s a little tiny well. A little baby, tiny one. It’s cute. Do you have anything? Okay, so it’s cute was why you chose to go in that direction with the tiny, baby well? Okay. How do you feel about cute pasta? I mean, you can have ugly pasta if you want, but. Is that what you’re saying The other contestants are making? Ugly pasta? I would never say that, okay? Okay. I see Taylor has already gone to kneading while the rest of the crew. Look. Is going nice and slow. I thought we were supposed to use all of the ingredients that were in front of us. Is that good or bad? I don’t really know right now. Well, one person’s dough is so wet. Yeah. Like, the wettest. I like when things are wet. Okay. And I think everyone would agree with me that wet is better than dry. I mean, she’s not wrong. Thank you. She’s not wrong. Okay. I like what’s happening here. From a few of you. A few means three, so that means all of us. Andjelina, when was the last time you made pasta? I would say maybe, I don’t know. Six months ago. Okay. It’s so convincing. Meghan, how about you? When was the last time you made pasta? I think last year at some point. Okay, Taylor, what about you? A couple months ago, I made some for soup. Wow. I’ve never done that before. Yeah. Okay, so, at this point, I’ve been told that you rest your dough for a period of time before you move on to the next step, and we don’t have time to waste. So we are swapping Taylor’s dough with a rested dough. So, you just have to pretend that, you know. I get it. That dough, okay. Yeah, I get it. I did it. Hey, what about this? Okay, we need a. Are you both ready? Yeah. Okay. Have you gotten enough to set their balls? Yes. I’ve taken a long, hard look at your balls. Let’s bring in the other balls, please. Maybe just, like, a little napkin, if anybody has it. No reason. No reason. Okay, well, they’ve all. They’ve all kind of, like. The timeline seems equal across. That’s true. That is true. We’ve moved on to these balls. And now for the next step. All right, get into it. Okay. Seem to be hesitant across the board. Just a little. Just doing a little prep. Making their moves. I think they’re waiting for one another. I think so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does anybody have an idea of what shape they want to make? Okay, Taylor. Orecchiette. Oh, okay. Very nice. I love that. Do you know what orecchiette means? Small ear. Oh, my gosh. Incredible. You’re Italian too? Meghan, do you know what shape you’re gonna be creating for us today? I was just gonna go with, like, a thick spaghetti, which has a name, and that is for me to know. Great, and so mysterious. Yeah. And, Andjelina, what shape are you feeling? I’m thinking, like, maybe like, a nice, flat, flat noodle. Like the fettuccine or like a. Fettucine. Fettuccine. Very nice. I think you’re looking for bucatini. We get it. Everyone’s Italian. Everyone’s Italian. I see the amounts of flour. They are varying. They’re varying. That’s all I’m gonna say. Okay, let’s sit now. Okay. What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey. He’s making the ear. He’s making the little ear. He’s making the little baby ears. Okay. Angelina is now cutting her fettucine. We see Taylor is forming his orecchiette. Very nice. Meghan has made the first cut. All right. It looks a little worm like, but I like that. Oh, you’re just cutting? Are you just squaring off your edges? Oh, you’re squaring off your edges. Squaring off my edges. Good job. She’s squaring off her edges. Okay, Stevie, you can stand up if you want. Okay. Wow. Do you see that knife work? My God. Taylor. Meghan, good job. I was like, are you talking to me? And Meghan too. I think I have enough information, Stevie. Okay. Would you like to sit down? What do you want to do? I’m gonna let you pick. I would like to sit down. Okay, let’s do it. Okay. Okay. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? What gave it away immediately? Like, I get Taylor’s ear skills are, you know. But for the other two. I’m a sucker for confidence. I think anyone who leads with a lot of confidence and pizzazz. Okay. Has to be able to also have the skills to back it up. That’s not always the case, but in this case, it seemed to have worked. So you’re saying one person up here does not have pizzazz or skills? Or confidence. Okay. Yeah. Those three, just in this. Just in the pasta making. Okay. But in real life, they’re excellent. Okay, so who do you think the virgin is? I think it’s Meghan. Will the pasta making virgin please raise their hand? Good guess. We’re spotting virgins left and right today. Not bad. And, Nicole, you know what I have for you? An imaginary medal. Wait a second. Oh, my God. It’s hanging from. So beautiful. Like I’m holding the part. Thank you so much. Well, no, no, no. It’s not that short. Thank you so much. It’s like being knighted from a queen. And now you can stand. Thank you so much. You too. And now leave. Okay. See you. Bye, guys. Good job. Bye. Thank you. Hello, Matt. Hi. Have you ever been in a fight? Oh, yeah, a few fights. Oh, really? Yeah. When I was in elementary school, there’s this older kid named Nick who used to pick on me a lot. I didn’t win any of the fights, but I bet I could now. What kind of style were you employing? Cry, run to teacher. Okay. I don’t know if we’re gonna be seeing any of that in this round. I hope nothing. It’s all about martial arts. Hello, crew members. Hello. Please introduce yourselves and what form of martial arts you’ll be performing today. I’m Jamie and American freestyle karate. And I’m a black belt. Nice. I’m Chappie, and I’m a third degree black belt in Kenpō. I’m Taylor, and I’m doing Filipino escrima. And I’m a blue belt. You’re doing what? Filipino escrima. Yes, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s what I thought you said. Matt, in the other rounds, there were some imaginary medals. There was some clapping. We’re not playing around because this is the finale round. If you win, you will get to legally change a Mythical employee’s names. Yes, it’s buried deep in your employment contracts. We can change your names whenever we want. Yeah. Matt Carney. You’re Greg now. Well, you have to win. You have to. My name is Matt Greg? You’re Greg. If the virgin evades you, the virgin gets to change your name. Oh, no. Oh, cruel fate. Don’t make me Greg. Okay. Please, Jamie. Please, everyone else, protect yourselves and us as well. Yes. Because she has a long stick. Yes. It is called a bo. A bo. Some people call it a staff or bo staff, if you’d like to combine the two. Yeah. Yes. You know, it’s very long, so I will be wary of everything. Okay. But, yeah, it’s very useful for attacking, moving around. That looks to form. Stabbing. You can also block when someone is coming towards you and slapping them down if you get them on the ground. This is American freestyle karate? Yes. So it is a combination of Taekwondo and some other styles kind of thrown together, you know, Americanized versions of things. What makes it freestyle? Is it because it’s just, like, off top? Yes, it’s freestyle because you do a lot of combinations and forms, but not a lot of them are kind of set in stone. Okay. But if you do certain forms, especially for tournaments, they’re called katas. And then when you return to your ready stance, is how you tell people that you’re done, especially if you’re in a tournament. It’s a very respectful art. How long did it take for you to get a black belt? It took me about seven years. And I actually did it with my dad, so it was super fun to do that alongside of him. I got to fight him. I kicked him against a wall right before. Before I got my black belt, so it was kind of cool. Did he get his black belt? He did as well. Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, it’s a good bonding moment. Was he cool with it, the whole you kicked him against the wall? I mean, you know, he was cool with it in front of people. Right. Thank you, Jaime. Yes, of course. Chappie. So I’m gonna do my form. As Jamie’s saying, this is three kata. They just kind of get numbered. Actually, some of them is like, they become, like crane, dragon. There’s, like, five animals of the dojo. Yeah, yeah. But this is three kata. So. It’s like this. And usually I do this in complete silence, but that seems a little awkward. So I’ll talk through some of the moves. Okay. This one’s for Nick. Right? Your bully? We’ll grab his hair, kick him. Yeah! And then we’re going to do a little this. Yeah. And then we’ll jump kick. Oh, get him, get him. You think you’re better than me in musical theater? This is just a little intimidation. You’re gonna intimidate them. Yeah. Then we’re gonna do triple kick. Like, there’s three Nicks, right? Oh, well, that’s too many Nicks. Yeah. Got all three of them. Grab the hair again. Boom. Yeah! And now I’m the lead in Fiddler. Yeah. Finally. Hey. Oh, sorry. Were you still processing? No, yeah, I’m fine. I’m sorry. It’d be so cool to see that happen to Nick. Okay. How long have you been practicing? So I did it from ages, like, seven to seventeen, but I actually haven’t practiced in a while, so. Okay. It looked. It looked real. That’s the thing about so far. Yeah. They all are very convincing. Yeah. Because I couldn’t. Like, if you asked me to go up there and fake it, I. There’s. I couldn’t get close. That would be so obvious. All right. Okay. Thank you, Chappie. Taylor, remind us what you will be performing. Filipino escrima. Yeah, that’s right. Performing. That’s not right. Demonstrating. Yeah. These are normally called escrimas, but I usually call them kali sticks. Kali sticks? And they’re usually wrapped at one end. So these are a little more slippery than I’m used to, but, and they’re. They’re not as fine, but much like Jamie’s, it’s, like, a lot of, like, balance and disarming other people. So, like, I feel like if somebody came at me with these, I’d be able to disarm them, but it’s a lot of, like, hand eye coordination and, like, knowing where the other person is. So, like, I. If somebody came at me, I would probably know how to disarm them before I would know how to, like, hurt them. Your shoes untied also, just before you start? That’s part of it. Oh, okay. Part of escrima is the art of deception, you know? Oh, he must be off balance. Yeah, see, now I’m down. And if he came at me, like, I’d be ready to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Matt, do you want to try it? Yeah. Just approach Taylor. Do you want to do one of? Oh, no, I just meant, like. Oh, okay, yeah. Approach Taylor, then Taylor will. Do you want to disarm me, or do you want? Yeah, here. Okay. All right. Come on. Get over here. I’m gonna take your. Oh, no. Nice. Okay, well, you got to participate. I feel emasculated. Yeah. I wanna go again. One more time. All right. This time I can do it. Get over here. Oh, hell. It’s not a baseball bat. Oh, well, what if I do this? How would you stop? See, now, if you have both hands on there, if somebody comes at you from behind, you’re gonna be knocked over. Because you don’t have your other hand. I’m just fighting you. Well, you don’t know. You don’t know. Stevie could come after. Stevie are you? You don’t know. All right, all right. You have to block against stabs. Okay. Okay. Oh, I tricked. Oh, you still got me. You didn’t get me. All right. Okay. There you go. Oh, no, I was giving it to you. Hey, I don’t know. Stab. I don’t know. See? I had another one. I don’t know. Okay. Was there more that you wanted to demonstrate? Yeah, demonstrate. You know, it’s been a long time. Okay. So, I mean, I don’t know. I feel like these are very different in, like, an adult hands versus, like, a kid’s hand. Like, it feels different to do this. I was a child when I learned. Okay. And, like, these are, like. It feels weird to do it now. Like, I haven’t done it in, like, twenty years. Do you have a child who’s here who could? No, I don’t have, I don’t. I don’t. Okay. All right. Thank you, Taylor. Okay. Okay. Okay. What have you learned? It seemed like you were doing some childhood. Like. I’m processing some things through this episode. I think I learned that, number one, martial arts. There’s all kinds of martial arts. Yes. You know? You had American, freestyle. You had Kenpō, you had escrima. And they’re all different. And they all seem so real. I know. Right now I feel like if we did round three, I could beat you with the escrima. Not, like beat you, but, like, win the round. You were the only person who didn’t demonstrate through stylish dance moves. Right. And it makes me suspicious. Are you saying that Taylor’s the virgin here? I really want to rename Matt. I really want him to be Greg. I believe Taylor is the virgin. That is my guess. Okay. Sticking with it. Will the real virgin please strike forward? Yes! Yes! Greg. How are you feeling? How you feeling, Greg? Greg reporting for duty, sir. Yes! It worked. We spotted virgins across all the lands today, and all the rounds. And all of these virgins will be with you virgins next weekend as well as Good Mythical Weekend continues. Thanks for joining us. Bye. Show your local grocery store you mean business. 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