Good Mythical weekend today we’re exposing our crew members biggest red flags and pitting them against each other who’s ready to expose themselves yeah all right oh you were much more agreeable to that than I thought you’d be this is red hot red flags all right players welcome to the Red Flag Zone I don’t know I just kind of want to call it a Zone because song You Know M um here’s what’s happened you have trusted us so much that you have all submitted your biggest red flag uh well you’re saying it’s your biggest red flag but I know some of you are lying dead in the and what we’ve done is y’all are playing on teams two couch teams and we’re going to randomize your red flags and pit them against each other so what you’re going to have to do is debate which one of those red flags is worse than the other which one’s more red then we will reveal Who belongs to each red flag and I will take this and what is going to be the best part of this I’m going to stab these little tables made out of foam when the worst red flag belongs to that team so we don’t want we don’t want the red flag you don’t want the red flag but red means stop green means go unpr problematic couch yeah well I have previewed some of the red flags and no actually um so then yeah the team with the least amount of red flags wins and then the other team is going to have to do a little Pledge of Allegiance because we all know that’s always a punishment you know um okay before we go into the first round I feel a little bit weird not having team names going on and it was going to be the red and blue team but then it’s like that’s confusing so is anything striking y’all for what Matic couch yeah that’s a good one problematic and we’re Team switch wow honestly that felt problematic to me 100% so uh Matt and Emily go ahead and head behind the curtain because you your red flags are up first interesting all right okay and what do we sit down sit down do we kiss don’t don’t no B God just asking I’m a I’m a team player yeah okay our first red flag is I take pictures of my poop and show no one I might be a worse red flag if you did show people yeah no but then there’s a joke to it it’s ironic it’s funny this is just are there scient ific purposes are you like measuring each po maybe it’s a hobby maybe it’s like people collect stamps and then this person collects poop it could be like keeping track you know if like healthy poops in a row andbe like one of those things where you’re like uh I took a picture of myself every day for two years but it’s like I took a picture of my poop and it’s just a time lapse of maybe one day they will show it to people that could be useful in a diagnosis it can I think the real red flag is if it’s not in a folder okay if I’m just scrolling through people what’s not that one yeah okay it seems like yall like this one for some reason don’t it’s weird we all got things I think it’s a flag but I don’t know how red it is it’s not deep red to me you we do you guys look at your poop or do you just flush you got to look you have to look you have to check on it I just want to make sure sometimes you get a vibe you get the vibe that you don’t need to look you can feel it sometimes when it hurts bad it’s like sometimes when it comes all out at once they say I’m good true I don’t need to look crazy you look and there’s nothing there and you’re like why was I just going the toilet for 45 minutes you know what I’m like what just happened now you do need to be checking you do need to be going to the doctor about that okay this second red flag I cannot orgasm without pointing my toes my legs must be completely straight usually I need to be standing okay okay wait what how do you stand with completely pointed toes D I feel like I get it cuz there’s a that makes sense the pointed Toes that happens to everyone right but standing which one of them is a ballerina you got to be on point to do that on point in order to do that standing standing sex is rough you know you got to be in shape yeah I have to have good solid back Healthy Back can we not learn who these red flags belong to actually I don’t want to know I know these people I would consider them my friends and I don’t want to know that’s a bit too much information honestly I mean I this the poop thing is like a pre like they’re doing that on purpose and this seems like an unfortunate thing that’s happened to someone that they now are like this is just what I have to do and I’m I’m sorry that that’s what I have to do get there is it a mental block or is it just preference this I don’t want it any other way that is so specific emtional mental BL not a preference you could do what you have to do to right you know get the I would just like to say I really like Matt and Emily a lot and I’m sorry that we I judged them so much but it’s kind of hard not to with those those flags that’s very nice of you chase I’m just going back to the your toes have to be pointed and standing like what so tricky what the how do you I feel like I just want to see them standing on point like that oh you’re not wearing shoes yeah I’m not wearing I like that that’s a good I like that bold Choice comy today yeah bold Choice um okay so okay who thinks taking pictures of poop is the bigger red flag and not showing people one two three well this is you got to have sex with this person every time like like if you was dating somebody like we got to stand to have sex You’ be like or I mean I guess it depends on who the person is but you know don’t you like to switch it up we want to try stand the whole time it sounds like just to get right at the end we all get up quick stand stand stand you are not willing to rise for love who are willing to rise for all right I’ll go poop yeah it is I’ll go okay um okay so will the uh photographer of poop please reveal yourself y I’m so glad it’s Matt I’m so glad I have to see him his one time I took a picture of one that spelled is oh no it had a DOT at the top why’d you tell us that I’m just saying if you want me to sell you these no I got some no you know you know you’re going to get DMS DM me on my Etsy Pig H I’m not even mad we got the red flag we deserve this one we we deserve this red flag I’m fantasizing that one day I’ll have a friend who’s also into this and we’ll look at them and go that’s a good one okay well you might find a friend in your DMs yeah um Matt I’m sorry to say you do have to come back out here uh thank you so much thank you so much because yes listen okay just to reach the orgasm yes I do need to either be standing or lying down but with perfectly straight legs so the legs need to be straight either way the legs need to be straight in order for you the train to leave the station you know what’s crazy is me too that that makes us completely incompatible completely incompatible how would we you’ll be like Sims having sex little woohoo going on but I can do I I can do literally everything the thing is is I can’t I can’t have an orgasm doing there’s only a couple of things I can do that in which I reach you can never join the mile high club basically Never Say Never bro like you don’t know what the future holds for mat Le okay okay we can move we’ll move to the next uh red to give your worse red flag that’s crazy well something tells me it’s not these are not the fact that you guys chose that one I was like glad to thank you for something normal okay Michaela and Lily your turn to get behind te those make us proud you see switch oh my god wow okay uh next red flags I don’t throw out underwear even if they are falling apart or have holes in them just eco-friendly you turn him into like a rag a cleaner rag yeah I do the dust rag too I assume I don’t think that’s no I assume this means that they are wearing I mean but this is also women’s underwear it’s kind of small sometimes yeah you’re you’re reusing a thong for something you’re repurposing it and you’re cleaning something with a tiny little thong you can’t clean with a GST string what else are you going to repurpose it for a blindfold I don’t know um no I think did here’s the thing that’s I got thinkink gu sorry sorry non-period havs uh sometimes you never have need to thank you sometimes you need to have ones that you could sleep in because you can have an accident in them and it won’t matter because they’re already stained and stuff and messed up those are those are for sleep time when you’re you know adding holes is for how you expect the blood to get through there’s a hole there this a different type red flag I’m sorry I apologize sorry I just got that it take me a second I just got wait do y’all not have lucky underwear no I have holy underwear I have a lot of those I have I got lucky ones yeah holy underwear no yeah no I I I will throw them out eventually but usually it’s cuz I’m shamed into throwing them out I think I get like if I have a nice pair of underwear that I really like sometimes I’m more reluctant to get rid of them you know I’m like I like these underwear a lot they’re like you know fun color or they’re comfy and I’m like you know a couple small holes isn’t a big couple small holes fine can understand that I think that makes sense I did have one though that was right where the where the my butthole was and I thought that was funny so I kept that going for a while blew that out yeah I was like if it gets big enough then I don’t have to think do a number two you know what I mean I could take a picture and I could take a picture s at Emily we be best friends but not with Benefits cuz we both need to have perfectly straight legs I hope you don’t get photos in your DMs I didn’t think about that oh don’t send me Doo photos no she just wants to send not receive if I get one of those you’re all getting deleted sorry what if it’s what if it says is I’m not impressed I did it first that don’t impress of me much oh oh oh okay so I think everyone On’s on team has holes in their underwear I throw my underwear away okay Leonard’s not on that team the second red flag I’m a severe conspiracy theorist oh who isn’t we we got to know which one who who is it’s very conspiracy there are harmless conspiracy theories and then there are conspiracy theories that like I don’t know that you know you should be allowed to have an opinion maybe yeah I would love to know who is part of the conspiracy in this Theory like if it’s just hey the Rich control the world it’s like well yeah you’re right about that well that that’s not a conspiracy theory yeah well right that’s nothing cuz it was proven well then there’s like the is Paul McCartney the real Paul McCartney there we go yes Paul McCartney deaded myself into the episode sorry to check with our red flag Hab they tell me that one of their worst is Birds aren’t real oh that’s joke right they believe birds birds aren’t real the person who created that was was being ironic is it because Birds um are descendants of dinosaurs therefore they are like dinosaurs all birds are government drones all right if somebody told me that birds weren’t real on a date I’m leaving you know what I’m saying I’m going to the bathroom but I feel like birds now Birds now hold on let’s just break it down I just want to maybe like I’m just I’m just thinking okay this so the birds now maybe the birds now are not as real but I’m thinking birds in the past real the Chemtrails killed all the birds what okay what does real mean wait let’s go back here uh because we just kind of went over again so so what okay so so the birds of Y okay those birds are uh flapping you know those birds heartbeating those are birds and then now maybe the government got involved they said we need some other ones we need some birds to be watching so there are still real birds but there are fake Birds Birds amongst yes but but as they go are not Birds what do you think if someone said that that’s not so bad I mean have you seen it where like a flock of birds just if they said that not so bad it depends on if they got a nice ass if their ass is nice enough I might be like cuz Birds that’s not that crazy know that’s not that crazy I have seen a tree that was actually a cell phone [Laughter] tower anything bird better are on that tree right anything is possible yes yeah yeah and maybe that’s not as big of a red flag as holes in your underwear I don’t know I’ll tell you this both these red flags are way less severe than the first [Laughter] two started it out with a bang and a boom I just want to ask them who they think did 911 that’s all I want to know it’s all I want to know if you get get an answer for that then I’ll you know it’s a red flag or not a red flag okay who thinks holy underwear is the bigger red flag oh okay so that means that the bigger red flag is the birds the conspiracy theories yes okay will the bird non-believer please reveal [Laughter] themselves okay what’s up with the birds um in 1972 is that flag in the in the stool yet yeah go ahead I guess put it there in 1972 uh Jimmy Carter killed all the birds and replaced them with drones to spy on everybody and so that’s why everybody knows too much about each other wait wasn’t Jimmy C pred in 76 yeah he was to be clear he did it before he was pres oh okay somebody told me on the date yeah I’m I don’t care how how nice her ass is like my boy J what’s what’s give us another theory of yours yeah like who say did a certain 911 in 2001 George Bush did 911 okay good then not a red flag not a red flag not a red flag not a red Jimmy Carter’s bird Jimmy Carter liy are you uh you wearing holy underwear I got them on right now it’s a comfy day a I just stick a maxi pad on there with the wings and it’s good to go oh oh those are significant holes then like you’re not talking like a band little rip you’re like crotchless yeah wow and butless so and butless is it even why are you putting it on on is it a belt some people pay good money for that for the P you oh God now you’re going to get DMS well yeah I don’t want d they going a DM a needle and thread just to close the to close the foret how a Dar that’s a great I thought i’ really get a laugh on that one exactly okay um well thank you both that was enlightening uh two more red flags all right we’re tied Rachel and Leonard please okay get behind the curtain should we scoot yeah let’s Scot okay y’all want to switch should we switch let’s switch what leg are we on okay okay our first red flag of this round I continue to eat dairy despite being lactose intolerant and then fart in an absolutely disruptive way for everyone around me now disruptive could mean one or both things what what what you they’re disruptive for you and then there’s disruptive for everyone else well disruptive could be sound or smell I think both smell is probably potent if they’re I thought that’s what was intentionally disruptive like is it you’re you’re going into the the lactose ingestion with the intention of being like I’m going to ruin someone’s day later or is it like an accident like I at milk and I accidentally did it again I think it’s that it’s intent I think it’s intentionally disruptive it’s like disrupting an industry it’s like selfishness of like I need that cheese or that dare ice cream I need that cheese anybody else here lactose intolerant surprisingly no no I’m just wondering if lactate actually works oh Chase my I just recently realized that I think I am cuz I never thought that I was but if I’ve got like cheese at lunch and then I have like something cheesy at dinner the next day is not great and that’s that was a recent discovery oh yeah it smells bad in here no that was not I’ve learned no more double cheese days for you chase double cheese no double Dairy okay yeah I think this one’s hinging on the intentionality yeah yeah it’s red flag if you’re like trying to do it like if you’re just like I drank a bunch of milk so I canart intent yeah the sounds then there’s carelessness which I sometimes think carelessness is worse di there my mom always said Dairy unto others as you okay what is our next red flag I’ve never listened to a Beyonce album and I still listen to our Kelly every now and Thena is hug the pillow the Beyonce was fine the R Kelly is where uh it went a little H now here’s something though never I’ve never listen well album not song album album is different album sounds like listening to an album all the way through right that’s different than like I’ve never heard single lady that would be strange Beyonce makes her albums with the purpose of listening to them front to back as a Beyonce fan hey Beyonce um so I am offended by this it’s like listening it’s like listening to it’s like one song on a Pink Floyd album that’s what yeah whatever I know well so see I feel like a lot of artists probably intentionally make their albums to be listened to front to back but if you’re not a fan of them then why would you that’s true did you have something to say about Beyonce no I I don’t have saying you’re not a fan of all I have to say about Beyonce is I’ve never listened to album front to back I don’t think that’s a bad thing I’ve listened to Beyonce I know a few Beyonce songs is this you yeah no I never listen to R Kelly real problem is R Kelly well I did hear something recently that all the royalties for R Kelly stuff goes to the victims of R Kelly oh we should listen to R Kelly yeah I know that’s the complicated thing is that true that’s what I I’ve heard to be true that’s what I believe in my hearty let’s grab our writers on that to make sure fact check that we’re going to find out but that sounds great yeah that does here’s the thing so obviously a lot of artists have a past oh it’s true it’s true I wonder if they knew it was true true yeah true to me they submitted it as a red flag so I don’t think they knew that well it could still be considered a red flag if it’s compared to listening to Beyonce right she’s right there yeah right and she’s not problem problematic yeah not yet that we know of I hear our two red flers back there dying and it’s very disruptive I listen to some the farting that one of them does I listen to some musicians that you know maybe you shouldn’t Listen to I I don’t know I don’t know if it’s not it’s not necessarily you know a red flag it’s just like some people make a good song Hey rattle them off which one I’m not going to say who exactly um okay the lactose farting who votes for it two three four there we have it I know I know your position here but you were the one who brought up the the positive about listening to I would not dare vote the other way for fear of Michaela good point not good point um but uh will the furter please reveal themselves it’s me there is scattered clapping yeah well you know sometimes you want to eat it anyway the the lactose you mean yeah okay I don’t drink milk but I do want to be eating dairy often and the farts are bad what’s your favorite Dairy I love Basque cheesecake okayy and creme brulee also a big F yeah for sure did you have any dairy today uhoh no no you wouldn’t do that to us I wouldn’t do that to anybody that I love and care about lard please when you come out you need to keep your distance from Michaela look me look me in the eye I was really upset when y’all picked this red flag I thought he was going to pick another one um Listen Hold on do y’all listen to The Rolling Stones y’all listen to Elvis Presley David Bowie okay first of all it is true about the victims that’s when I started listening again okay okay I did own his CDs and I would listen to the CDs therefore he wasn’t getting any money from me but then someone broke into my car and stole all my R Kelly CS that’s a sign that’s a sign to give it up to let Kelly they still other CDs too but but I was I was up all my doie brothers I was upset about R Kelly cuz I knew I couldn’t listen to him anymore but then when I heard about the settlement I was like I can clean my house again you know what I’m saying I can clean I on a Sunday I can put some KS on g g string I can you know clean with string and so you’ve never listened to Lemonade all the way through never what oh wait oh that’s what you’re more upset about there’s a whole movie I haven’t watched it that guides us through the album guides us through I I would need to have listened to the album to be guided through it I believe I’m going to give you the DVD cuz I’m nice I have it on DVD just don’t keep it in your car we don’t want to don’t keep it in your car leave it I want it back okay why don’t you guys go ahead and sit down um who hasn’t gone yet Jason Trevor all right Trevor Trevor hasn’t shared many of his opinions but we will all share opinions about Trevor okay are you you’re back there are you sitting sitting down sitting down okay first red flag I joke about sensitive topics and forget others might be deeply affected by them I’ve made people cry because of it oh Lord it it is a red flag when someone does that a lot you know when they just aren’t able to is it Matt I don’t do that I don’t make anyone cry I am I do Nerf comedy everything I do is light and fluffy check out mythical Society round T discussion of jokes but uh yeah no there’s that’s a that’s a pretty big red flag I think someone who makes people cry a lot that’s not good um I relate to this joke a lot actually I not joke it’s a joke I think I do I do the same dare you going did you think of an offensive joke in your head and go I relate to this joke a lot Josh and I make like dead parent jokes all the time so and it makes like other people oh it makes other people cry I feel it makes people feel uncomfortable like have you made anyone cry I don’t not that I know of probably like when they go home yeah so you do this in your home though so you’re allowed to do that in your home no I do it like I probably done it to everyone here I love dead family member jokes you know alive so I’m good you can throw them on me though whatever yeah yeah see I really brought down the room I think they we’re all thinking about no I I’m laughing thinking about it yeah are you making the person you’re dating cry cuz that’s a big red flag oh huge red flag oh yeah sometimes you don’t know people’s sense of humor and you know I love a good dark joke but then you you know go too far well I I I think we’re going to have to hear one of the things from this person just cuz we’re going to need something to take us Lift us back up after your whole thing yeah I’m sorry about that so that’s okay so that person can be thinking of something uh that may make everyone cry but is also funny um okay second red flag I talk about my favorite hobbies in my sleep and even sit up and act like I’m doing them I love this is a red FL got to know what the hobbies are I say what are the Hobbies yeah murder like you learning Taekwondo like what the H what are we doing here just someone doing a puzzle like what what hobbies what are the Hobbies just scrapbooking your I have a friend he’s like an Auctioneer you’re like wake up and your significant other is doing ly in bed just like what is this ghost now I mean what if it was like knitting and like every time they went to sleep they made a pair of socks or something that would be so cool oh you’re saying that they’re actually they’re not miming the craft they’re doing it you see it and you just put the yarn and the the thing in their hand while they’re sleeping you’re like hey if they don’t then I would force I’d be like okay you can we can still be together but you’re going to get some new hobbies and they’re going to be doing taxes knitting socks writing thank you cards you know hey uh honey we just got a letter in the mail we’re being audited were you doing taxes in your sleep again doing taxes is not the same as doing them yeah that’s a good point I hope it’s puzzles though yeah and it’s just on their knowing these two it’s definitely puzzles um okay are we ready to vote yeah yeah who thinks joking about sensitive topics is the bigger red flag out of the two one two three four okay all right we got a winner will the insensitive Joker please reveal themselves hey really I thought it was going to be the other way oh you’re right I never know when you’re sarcastic or not Emily the amount of times you’ve told me that you’re like I don’t do like sarcasm well and then I still will throw atic and it me go and I’m so sorry I love you I’m sorry I didn’t cry uh that’s a lie don’t lie I mean I’ve cried over a lot of things at this place but I don’t know if Chase is has Chase made me cry probably maybe oh oh no I’m so sorry well I think made a lot of people C I have not made a lot of people cry it’s just like I’ll try to like lighten the the mood and not realize that it’s very like someone’s going through something and then all of a sudden it’s like that that was the needle that broke the here’s the thing Chase has a one note voice it doesn’t really go he doesn’t really put a lot of like emotion into things he’s so nice he’s so nice that’s why I believe that he’s telling the truth I don’t believe that it’s sarcasm so I’ll be I think most of my things is when I go was that any good was it bad and I do that a lot and then he’d go like I knew it like you know that kind of thing who else have you made cry I think there was at least one other person here who I accidentally just caught at the wrong moment and just like I I saw it immediately I was like oh that was the wrong joke at the wrong time and I felt super bad make them cry again I don’t want to make them cry make them cry they’re not sitting here they’re not sitting they’re not out on camera right now okay Trevor yeah hey hey what are your hobbies what are you doing in the middle of the night uh mostly video games video games in my sleep so you’re you’re just doing this no well so the most recent one I’d been playing a lot of Mario Party before bed and one of like the mini games you have to like Master the button really fast and so I was laying there on on my pillow I was going just hitting my pillow really fast and then and then Raven my girlfriend knew and she turned she’s like are you playing Mario party and I literally half asleep was like I got angry I like was embarrassed half asleep and I like just turned over really fast you’re like no I’m pleasuring myself didn’t notice he was on his tippy toes yeah can’t you see him pointing my toes yeah I mean I think I think it’s pretty obvious who who has the most FL UC takes it which means team switch uh I’m going to need you to stand up um and say the Pledge of Allegiance to the red flag and uh there’s your there’s your copy I pledge aliance to the red flag of the toxic people of America and to the douchebags who we stand one nation under God indivisible without dignity or or self-respect at all play ball okay well uh thank you I know a lot more about all of you now and I will will wait a minute I was just stretching I was stretching cuz I’m tired I was stretching cuz I’m tired wait was I the only red flag on this side you were wild um oh also we are doing a good mythical weekend more that you can watch over on the mythical Society mythical society.com uh we play a fun fun game over there uh so go ahead and check that out and we’ll see you back here next weekend for a brand new uh Good Mythical weekend yeah everyone Point your toes no corn is kind of always the same to me corn is like pizza and it’s like sex it’s just kind of never bad never good okay this is really did you say pizza and sex are never good corn I understand where someone knows what I was trying to say