Good Mythical Weekend. Today, the Mythical Crew will bear all of the embarrassing things they’ve looked up on the internet. This is Making Search History. Hello. I’m sorry that you’re all scrunched on that couch right now, but soon one of you will be sitting here and it won’t be as uncomfortable as it currently is. Pretty happy. Great. I’m comfortable. I’m cozy. Oh, so the men are comfortable. Okay. You guys have played hangman before. This is kind of like that. So the rules are pretty similar, but instead of trying to guess the letters of a random word before building a full hangman, you’ll be trying to guess the actual search history term of your coworker before they are undressed. So each round one of you will be in the seat that I’m in the hot seat, while the other three will be making their guesses. If you guess a correct letter, you earn a point. If you guess the entire phrase correctly, you earn three points. But guessing the entire phrase incorrectly will cost you three points and guessing an incorrect letter will result in the stick figure of the coworker being undressed by one item. You know what I mean? Because why is that part of it? ’cause it’s fun thematically, you know, and once you see them, they’re really cute. So I’ll butt naked under there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically, uh, once a stick figure is both naked and headless. Uh, the round’s over, just so if you ever wanted Yeah, if you ever wanted to see yourself like that. Today is the day. Wow. I mean, this is gonna be amazing for my body dysmorphia. That’s why I was, I was like, can you fit a stick figure that has my breast on this screen? Good luck. Good luck. Same question. Yeah. The winner will win a special prize. Uh, it may or may not be boobs on the stick figure. All right. Uh, we’ll see. See. Wow. Um, okay, let’s get started. Addie, you ready to go first? Yes, let’s do it. Alright, let’s do the game. Okay. I, I recently Googled How do gay guys blank, blank, blank, blank. So let it rip. How do gay guys blank, blank, blank, blank. Yeah. You know, it’s something I’m also searching a lot. Um, I’m gonna say, you know, I gotta go classic the letter E, right? You gotta go E, you gotta start with E. Yeah, the letter E. Nice. There are two letter E’s. Two E’s. Leonard, you get to go again. Okay. Okay, guys, I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say T. Oh, Leonard. There are four T’s. Whoa. Hello. T dog. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Oh, are you just going to get it? I’m gonna say O. I’m gonna say O. O. Oh. There are three O’s. Oh, I’m, I’m too good. Okay. That’s for sure. That word. Um, oh, okay. Yeah. What is that word? Yeah, I, I mean, I feel wrong, but I, the letter B, obviously. The letter B is in there. Okay. Okay. The letter M. Okay. The letter M as as well. M’s in there? Yeah. I know what it’s, where’s the, oh, all alright now. Okay. Um. Um, I’m gonna say, uh, say, I’m gonna say C. Leonard Leonard. How do you not know it? I don’t know, it’s– Leonard. Am I your only gay friend? What’s going on? Uh, I’m not gonna get to go this friend. There’s no C. Jordan, What did I Google? How do gay guys get ready to bottom? What’d you find out? You don’t eat? What did you think the C was? What did you think? How did gay guys cet ceady? Cet, ready, go bottom, bottom set, steady, sexy, bottom. How did they, I was thinking maybe like. Pre reach, reach to bottom or etch? I don’t know. I thought there might be a CH in there. I thought it might be a E. No, I, but there was no T and then. No, there was just a day where I just really was like, what is that? What is that like? Like fully as a process and it, there’s a lot of fun. Funny content out there too. There’s a lot of funny content. Well, because it, because it’s, ’cause the answer is there’s a lot of prep if you wanna do it like safely and or whatever and there’s a lot of prep to, to have to, have to do. Yeah. And there was a very funny TikTok or something that I saw of like a, a guy being like getting ready and so doing all of the bottom things, um, and then going over to the guy’s house and the guy’s like, ah, I’m just like. Not feeling it anymore. Like, like, like the top of the dude. And then the guy was like, yeah, for sure. And then, and then called his friend. Ah, this is such, I can’t, why don’t do that? I’m shocked. I’m shocked. You don’t know this. This shoot me at– Why don’t you know this? Well, I do know this, but I was like, I wanna know what the internet says. Do you know what I mean? And I also was like, is there something that I don’t know. I also wanted to be like, what tool do you use? Because there’s, ’cause there’s the —- aspect to it. Uhhuh. And so there’s a lot of different ones. They say don’t use the shower, don’t use the shower hose. That’s gonna be dangerous. I do that to my butt hole every day. Every time I shower, I do that to my butt hole. Well, bottom, I have some news for you. You got your butt hole’s. Gotta be y’all. Not clear Y bus hole. I landed. You’re ready to buy. Alright, all. All right y’all. I just recently googled blank, blank, blank. I feel like now this is probably also gonna be a gay guy thing. Well, what are gay? Some people want to learn. Okay. Um. Lucas, we’ll be starting with you. Okay. Well, you’re the happiest little fisherman, so I think I’m gonna Yeah, they had to put me in a bucket hat didn’t. Yeah. I love that. It fits you very too. I feel like they, I feel like they put, put me in a bucket hat. ’cause that my hair is tough to, um, to crop out. Sure. Leonard is kind of crazy, you know. Right. Well, whatever it is. Let’s start with the classic. E. E. Ooh, you gotta go E, right? There’s two of those things. Oh, there’s two. There’s two of those things up there. All right. This is kind of tough, you know? ’cause it’s just, there’s no, there’s props, there’s nothing there. I could be a myriad of. I heard a lot of your thoughts. Before, so I’m like, this really could be anything because Leonard stays thinking, you know, there is always something that’s honestly what’s going on in the hair. It’s just more thoughts, it’s just more space. This man is Googling like, what is outside or he’s having big thoughts. God, uh, it’s go A two an A. We got two os. Whoa. Can’t stop. And I won’t, won’t stop. Uh, I’m gonna go with uh. L For Lucas or for Leonard? Oh yeah. And unfortunately, unfortunately we’re not taking any L’S today. But you took an L? I just took an L. You took an L. What’s coming off? Ow. Oh, oh God. Good Lord. It’s more upsetting than describe why is there a claw? Why is there a shadow? There’s a shadow effect of this stick. How would you wear a glove like that if your hand looked like that all to fit in with the, and you got a letter, what are you thinking? What do we what? Mitten? Yeah. Um, it wasn’t an L, um. A-E-I-O-U-I think I’m gonna, but this E right here, that to me, that’s either an SAT or a D, you know what I mean? Good thinking. I’m gonna say D, go for D. That’s what I would’ve picked. Ooh, Buckaroo. Sorry. It’s a no. Oh God. Not. I simply hate it. Uh, we gotta win, so we don’t see the rest of that. I don’t want the pants to come off. Okay. I am going to go with. An N. Oh, right. Most words have Ns in them. Most words have ns. And you know what? You on the board because there’s one of those guys. Oh, only one. Only one. Uh oh. Oh, we didn’t to think about that. Didn’t think about that. Okay. Um, let’s do, let’s say T. Ooh, that was a good one. ’cause there’s three of those bags. T oh. That something, it could be another word, it could be a different, anyway. Okay. What, um, you know, I might as well, let’s do an H. Yep. Okay. There’s two of those. I would probably, because I, you know, you know there’s one, but I thought there might be another. Okay. Um, let’s do. A C. Oh, it’s two of those. He loves a C. Wow. What? Starting to put a picture together. Okay. I really have the second part, but what’s the first part? What is it? I mean, okay. I, let’s do an I, right? Why not? Yeah, there Because there’s more than one. There’s two. Okay. Solid. It’s gonna help. What are you doing to it? Uh, um. Okay. Let’s do a K one. Oh, not as helpful. No. Oh my God, it’s really hard. Uh, has someone done S No one’s done S. And there are no S’s. Okay. I really don’t know. Yeah, I really didn’t want to go. I’m sorry. I got no clue. Um, okay. Well, let’s see. TI blank. E. Did we do an M? We have not done an M. I want to, there are no s Oh God. Oh God. Not on the feet. Oh no. Because it was Okay, so I rag time. That chicken, that’s what you thought. I was like, that’s gotta be it. I’d have to Google that too. If someone said that. I’d have to be like, what does that mean? Foot is so much longer than the other foot. Yeah. Why is the, the, the width different? If you’re a stick figure, wouldn’t you have stick figure legs? It is a Fishman, so you might, Hey, come on down to the da. And then, yeah, like something happened. You’ve been, you’ve had a hard life. I’ve had a very hard life. It’s not a D. It’s not a D. It’s not a T, it’s not an S. It’s not an M. It’s not a D. Tied time. Not an L. Tides tie. It’s not an L, so not tile. I initially thought it was battle that chicken, but the was too many letters. I’d be sick. Feet, feet. Huh? V Oh, TIV. Tiv tithe Tiv. TV. No. No. Vs. That was a tough one. No, v Well, I’m glad I, oh, there it hair look good. Yeah, that’s nice. I like that. I feel like I’m in a worse place than I was before you started. Thank God I’ve really been trying to workshop this in my own mind. Um, what would I. Be searching. Oh, okay. That’s why it’s hard. That’s why it’s hard. That doesn’t help Leonard. We know. Um, okay. Um, p oh, well look at that. There’s a P in there. There. That’s why P It’s more confusing. Oh, much more unhelpful. And it’s not captive because there’s no V in there. And it’s not nap time, ’cause there’s no N. And it’s not rag time. And those sentences don’t make any sense. Yeah, that’s the hardest thing. Yours was a sentence, so it was easy for me to guess. Rag time. But rag time you rag. That’s gonna catch on really quick. Oh. Well, I guess it’s obvious. Uh, Uhhuh, um, you only got so many letters left. What would Leonard search and Addie know immediately? I would call that immediately. Well, yeah, quite a bit. Um, I know the phrase, oh, baptize that chicken. Yeah. And what does that mean? Do. It sounds familiar to me. Isn’t it? A, is it a culinary thing where they do some type of preparation to the chicken? Uh, it’s a southern man from Louisiana. He’s outside, he be smoking meats and he be frying chicken and he has a big old metal pick grill and he rolls it down and he’ll have like, he’ll like fry, like a hundred pieces of chicken. He about to, I didn’t know I about to baptize that chicken. And uh, it’s pretty, when you’re gardening, he’s pretty entertaining. Okay, so that’s, so you were, it seems like, you know. This is, yeah, I was looking up the phrase to find the man the, to watch the videos. You could hang out with him. His most popular saying is, look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Now look at that. Wow. Look at that. Love that. And it’s baptized that chicken. ’cause he’s just dunking it and he is deep fried chicken in the oil, but, but you’re putting it in the oil. He’s he’s, yeah. He is about to bap that chicken. That’s, yeah. Yeah. And you’re making it holy. Awesome. Yeah. Well, I feel good about this. Yeah. This no one. He is a black guy. What I recently Googled. Blank blank, blank woman. Blank blank movie. What did I Google? I don’t know. Also, is this a good look for me? I love this. Look for you. Yeah. It’s, I actually think I look pretty cool like that. Pretty, I think I, I think people, I think we were learning that we should all wear gloves more. It’s an accessory. We’re not music. Yeah. We all look good. Yeah. Addie, you’re up first. I kind of wanted to immediately guess the phrase, but it doesn’t because the first thing is like, why is that woman in that movie? I like, it’s a good guess. Um, but I do think in blank movie is strong. So strategically, I’m gonna say, and. There are four and thanks God. Okay, let’s, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Let’s just go with an I hit it with an I, I think that’s in, there are three i’s, okay. This is really good for me. Okay. In, okay. Blank in in. Okay. And then let’s just go with the. A IO uh, T. There are no Ts. Whoa. Yeah. And you believe in a phrase that long with No, you believe in a phrase that long just Yeah, I’m exactly, I’m gonna say o there are four O’s I should have that because I just keep guessing. What’s woman in movie is pretty okay. That’s, um, yeah. A little different than you thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say. A there are zero a’s, I’m sorry. Oh, sorry. Zero a’s what kind of sentence is this? Um, I think I’ll, I’ll do an E. There are two E’s. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah. Oh, oh, good Lord. Um, what I keep being like, it’s so obvious to me, forgetting that I know the phrase Yeah. You wrote it, so, yeah. Um, I’m like, it’s so easy, you know, it’s, let’s go with an L for Leonard. There is one Leonard? Yes, I, younger Leonard. Oh. Oh, that’s, um, what about s There’s one s. Oh, okay. Yes. Oh, well we know what that is. X? Yeah. There’s one X There is. What could that be? Uh, uh, a p. There’s one P. Okay. Just one. Okay. Wow, I got that big word. Uh, the, uh, r that’s your yes. No. Yes. There are no rss. Sorry. Pass. I actually, actually, I’m breaking up with you actually. Um, let’s go with C for Leonard. There are zero Cs. There are zero Cs, and I was lost. Lost a zero in Leonard, so it’s pretty easy. I’m gonna say you. Oh, there is one U, where is it? I’m gonna say D. Oh, there are two D’s. Okay. Nude woman explosion, nude woman in. Okay. Okay. I’m gonna say W. There’s two Ws. Okay. Nice window. What letters? The living letters I leaving? It’s the Explosion. Dude. Woman in window movie. You got it. Leonard, what could the window movie possibly mean? Explosion. I really think you have it, Leonard. I’m gonna say why. Oh, Leonard. No, Leonard, I’m so sorry. I really thought you had it. Leonard, I wanna know what word you thought your, um, body explosion Nude woman in window movie, nude woman in window rear window explosion. Alfred Hitchcock. He’s free associating. Uh uh What did I eat this morning? Bagel. No, he’s deep. So can I do a b? There are two Bs. Oh, I still on that. Um, what, what m There’s one bomb explosion. Bomb explosion, nude woman in. Do I get three points of that? Give it to me. Yeah, you got it. Sick. Um, so what movie was that? So what’s up? No, over here. So this is a cry for help? Yes. Um, I have a memory of being a child and being at my grandmother’s house in Mississippi. I was like really little and I was so little that I was like sleeping in bed with my parents and we were on vacation. Um, and I remember waking up in the middle of the night and there was a movie playing on tv. Because the TV had been left on and there was a nude woman standing in like a storefront window with a sign covering her breasts and crotch, and then a man standing outside the window looking at her, and then immediately there was a bomb explosion that blew up the store. Can we guess the movie. I want to know what the movie is. Okay. I’ve I’ve Googled this many times. Yeah. I cannot find what the movie is. I don’t know if it’s like it once again, it’s playing in the middle of the night in Jackson, Mississippi, so I don’t know if this is like a lifetime movie on TV in probably 1996. Six. Oh, okay. 1997. Well, could it have been like a gas leak explosion? Sure. I have no clue what the explosion was from. Was it a real woman or was it a mannequin? It was a human woman. Oh. Now here’s the thing with signs on her in the window, she was holding a signs in the window in my mind. She was doing some kind of protest, and the man was upset. He seemed disappointed. They seemed like they knew each other, and it was nighttime. Are you sure this wasn’t a dream? So that’s the big thing. Yeah, that’s solid. It could have been a dream. But I remember it so vividly that I feel like it can’t be, and I’m not, I don’t dream very much. Yeah. Okay. Was it the news? I’m Lucas and I recently Googled. Why? Blank, blank, blank, blank. What did I Google? This is, oh, so funny. I have a widow pilot Look at my necklace. I just start, I like you have your wrist exposed like some harlet. Yeah. That’s really weird. Why did you only do that to mine? All? Why? Why, why? Why so many? Why questions? What would I Google? Why? You know what? I’m gonna start with the letter. H solid choice. Let’s go for fill an H. Uh, a single H. Hey, single H. Let’s go. Ooh, uh, Hova. Jay-Z Hova could be. Okay. Okay, we’re from New York. I’m gonna go o four o’s four of ’em. Okay. Who? Yeah. Aga. Okay. Um, yeah, guess it. Guess that one that you want to guess. That is what came to my mind. Yeah. Why does AGA go hard? Is what I’m seeing now because it goes so hard. It goes so hard. It was so hard. Uh, think was four. I’m gonna say a, there are zero aids. That’s not hard. Or, sorry about that. That’s down there. I thought it was harder. Oh. God. Oh God, I don’t like it now. See, that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. ’cause you could see the wrist, but um, he’s a pirate. You would have the clock smiling. Yeah. Why is Lucas not smiling? Yeah, you couldn’t get any anyway. What do you He’s smiling under his mustache. What do you look like when you smile? That’s what Good, I guess actually he’s smiling. Yeah, he is smiling. Um, let’s do a D Let’s do a D ’cause there’s two of ’em. Yeah. Okay. Who let the dogs out? Why did you let the dogs out? Let’s do an E. Uh, let’s do one E. Oh, no, we already guessed that. Let’s do an S. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there’s, there’s an s there’s, is there more than one s? There’s one, one s than there’s just one s. Oh, okay. Why does, let’s do an N. Show me two N’s. Show me two Ns. Oh. Let’s do a T. Uh, let’s do one T. Why not one? Just one. Great. Oh, not where I thought. Um, okay. I’m just gonna blast through some of these. Boom. Let’s do, did we say M? There are zero M’s. Guys, I blasted through a bunch of ’em, blasted it. Wwwww. Wwwww dot one W. Why does something down, not heat, not. K. Uh, and we did not say B yet. Did we not say B yet? You are you guessing B? No, I, okay. I’m guessing B. Then you are wrong. I should find that. I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say U. Uh, you are getting one. I’m gonna say R and another. R getting R in there. Okay. Um, oh, there’s only one R. Well, yeah, just one R. Uh, I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say, uh, C. Uh, you should, because there are no Cs. Jordan. Leonard, what is this word? Why does down hurt? I don’t know. Why does something down hurt? I don’t know. Have I said L? One L for Leonard and Lucas. Okay. I think you got this. I know she does. Why does? You don’t know either. Okay. Really? I’m in good company. Oh, can I get a K? You can get a K. Oh, I see it. Put the K in there. Yeah, I see it. Now. Can I get an I? You can have an I. Lucas. Can I have a G? Yeah, please do the G and Lucas. Are you okay? What’s going on buddy? Why does looking down hurt? It turns out that Google does not have an answer. Yeah, I mean, you know, my full-time, uh, job, I’m not just the hilarious comedian on the TV that you see. I, uh, I am a, uh, a, a fabricator of sorts and a art director. Uh, I work a lot with my head going like that. And, uh, my neck always hurts. It always hurts to look down. Oh. Um, yeah, so, you know, I don’t know if anybody wants to write into the comments about why it does looking down hurt, I’d be really appreciative. I thought your eyes hurt. Anyways, no, my eyes are fine. I got glasses. Um, but uh, yeah, I’m in almost constant throbbing pain and I’d love– I can show you some stretches. Okay, great. Yeah. Some stretches, some exercises. We can get you back. Awesome. Yeah. Okay. Well I don’t have anything, um, to help you Lucas, but I do have something for Jordan who has won the game. In the spirit of protecting your strange internet activity, you win a free VPN that’s right of free vice presidential nude. Whoa. Who is this? Vice President Colfax. Vice President Colfax. Why are his arms not like yours? And he will be joining us. Next weekend. So thanks everyone for watching, and tune in next Saturday. Okay. Lucas, Lucas, you made this? I did actually make that. I like it more now. It’s one of the reasons my neck hurt. Thanks, Lucas. I appreciate it. Join the Mythical Society to watch That Song Sa Song, Song, Song. Episodes one and two are available now.