GMW 41: We Decide If Couples Should Break Up

Good Mythical Weekend. Today we decide if real couples should stay together or split up. This is breakup court. Hey. We are the Mythical court and we are prepared to decide the fate of three real life romantic relationships. But before we meet our first couple, let’s say hi to our special guest, judge Catherine McCafferty. Hi. Hi. So excited to be here. You’re relationship, uh, judge expert? Um, yeah, I would say nobody should take my advice, but I’m really happy to give it. Okay. Let’s start with our first couple. Please meet Alex and Susan. Uh, if y’all could just tell the court a little bit about your relationship. Yeah. We’ve been dating for about five and a half years. Uh, we met at Second City. In Chicago. Yeah. And, uh. And, uh, we don’t live together, but on Thursday we will. Oh, oh, whoa. See, just you thought you would make a pit stop at, uh, relationship court first before you– We weren’t sure if we should be mates or Cohabitants. I know. You know, so hopefully Cohabitants. Yeah. We did just get a king bed, so it’ll be. Ooh. I’ll be the judge of that. I’m gonna say that a lot, guys, no one else do that. Is it, is it month to month or is the lease for a year? It’s the lease. 18 months. And then month to month.. Met in Chicago, live in LA. Didn’t live together ever. Yeah. How close were your apartments? Like seven minute drive. Oh, that’s great. Did you have a car? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I didn’t. She did. Okay. Yeah. Is that how you met? She give you rides driving you around? Well, actually that’s a funny story. A passenger princess. Yes. I actually do enjoy, uh, her driving. Okay. Fun. I am also a passenger princess. Wait, why did you say, why did you say I actually, uh, I don’t know because, the patriarchy. Gender norms. Alright. And it’s always gonna come back to the patriarchy. If you have one complaint about Susan’s driving, what would it be? Susan is a very sweet and kind person, but if you cross her on the road, you are gonna die. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said? Oh, not nothing too crazy. Say it. Say it. I know. Just like [bleep]. I’m sorry, you jerk. It’s okay though. Oh, you, yeah. I’ve been working, I’ve been actually working on my road rage and it’s gotten a lot better. Yeah, she has been. So you met at Second City, were you both doing improv? Yeah. Yeah, it was actually at the Harold Ramis Film School. Rest in peace. Um, doesn’t exist anymore. Did the film school closed? Yes. And also Harold Ram, uh. What? He’s, he’s not alive. Yeah. He, he didn’t know about. I’m so sorry to break it to you. Yeah. It was sort of rough. So, have you been doing improv in LA? Yes. Together. Ooh, okay. And you’re still together. Wow. So you find each other funny? Yes. Yeah. Said it different. Wow. Yeah. Said it different. Your voice went up. Okay. No, no, I do. That was worse. This is news to me. Try it again. Try it again. No, I truly do. Actually, how we really met, we went through the same film school program at different times and he was before me and I saw their, his cohort screening, and I thought that he was so good in a lot of their short films that I cast him in one of mine. Wow. And that’s how we like. First really got together. Classic Hollywood relationship. Yeah. You cast him so you could talk to him, huh? Well, she actually did cast me as her boyfriend. Wow. In the sketch. Deeply problematic. I don’t know. I see nothing problematic about this. I was just gonna say, she got game. She got game. Yeah, sometimes I like to tell it like that, but actually what happened is as soon as she texted me, I texted my friend and I was like, Hey, this girl’s cute. Like is she single? What’s going on with that? Whereas she was just like, what a talented man that I’d love to work with professionally. Yes. Well we did kiss, but uh, look. Okay. I’m really interested in the fact that y’all met in Chicago. Y’all had this whole history. Y’all both moved to LA but y’all don’t live together. Yeah. That is interesting. We moved across the country. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What happened in the car? Y’all drove across the country. Did you drive? Yes. We drove together with her lovely cat. Wow. Yeah. You were a passenger princess for 2000 miles. Well, I drove some of it, but yeah. I like to drive. With the cat, you said? Mm-hmm. Yeah. The cat didn’t drive, to be clear. Did not take. Is that an example of one of the jokes he does? Oh, no. Is that the stuff you have to Yes, And. Okay. When y’all were looking for an apartment, what were each of your number one thing like must have in this, in this place? It’s one thing we each wanted to have our own space. Yeah. Okay. Question. Does that mean separate beds? Yeah. Bedrooms. Okay. Separate bedrooms. Separate bedrooms. But you did say king bed. Yes, we will. Who gets that? We, uh, we sleep together. Okay, back. I don’t need to be hearing that. Order in the court. Unmarried, unmarried, common law. But a separate room like, you know. So we can each have a space to like work or study or, you know. Or date someone else. I, yes. Or date someone else. No. Wait. Oh wait. No. Not that. It’s LA, it’s LA, you gotta be fluid with it. Okay. So y’all met in film school. Do y’all have opposing views on films or like shows? Is it like what? I mean. I guess a little. I tend to like watching like lighthearted comedies. Okay. And he likes really intense dramas. Hell yeah. I love dark, sad stuff. ’cause I’m twisted. Hell Yeah. What’s dark and sad? Yeah. Um, we, we watched The Road recently. Yeah. Cormack. McCarthy. McCarthy. Problematic guy. But that’s rough. That’s rough. We should hang out. Yeah, man, he’s kind of cool. Yeah. Hit me up after this. What about, are you like one of those people where it’s like, we’re watching the movie and you’re like looking at her to make sure she’s paying attention? Yeah. Oh. Um, and I’m so sorry, blink twice if you, you’re feeling watched, controlled. We’re good. Okay. I did see two blinks, so. I, for example, we’re watching ShoGun right now, but I’ve already seen it, so I’m rewatching it with her. That’s usually how it goes. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. A rewatch? No, that’s a rewatch with someone. And what’s so wrong about that? Okay. Okay. I’d like a thing, I’d wanna share it with someone I love. Well then let her do it on her own because I, you know that when you’re next to somebody and they’ve seen it, they are doing the lines in their head and you can feel it. Well show, you really gotta pay attention. Yeah. You gotta be locked in to watch that. No, it’s, it’s, it’s good to watch with him ’cause he remembers everything so well that you get a lot of backstory. And so if you have a question. Yeah. Yeah. And are you sharing any of your interests with him? Yeah, for, sorry, that came out like that. Good example. I had never really seen the Muppets, much of the Muppets at all. Okay. Um, you know, weep for me, but– Break up. He has now. I have now. And I love the Muppets, like Muppet Christmas Carol, I’m Jewish. And I was like, well, I don’t know. It’s a Christmas movie. And then we watched it. It’s the Best Christmas Carol. That’s, I was like, this is maybe the greatest movie of all time. It’s very cool. Okay. Okay, we’re back on your side. Alright. It’s, you’re on thin ice though, buddy. Yeah. Okay. I have a question. Um, since you guys don’t live together, how many days a week are you sleeping over at each other’s place? How much time are you spending together? Do you miss each other in between? Do you say that via text? How often do we, I don’t know, once a week. I mean. It depends on, we’re both very busy. Once, once a week. Once a week, you, you– We have lives. I mean, it’s usually like two to three. No, it’s not. Well, ideally that would be. Okay, who put, who was the one that was like, we’re moving in together? I think we both, I mean, I got, I gotta go. At the beginning of 2024. Yeah. I brought up. Maybe this year we should move in together. Mm. Okay. Okay. Now it’s, and it’s the middle of 2025. Now it’s 2025. So was this an ultimatum? No. No. Okay, good. We found a good place that has a nice price and we both like it. In unit washer dryer? Yes. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, that’s huge. Y’all gotta stay together. Married. Get married. Are you guys gonna spend more time together, living together? Like how are you anticipating that sort of real jump from once a week? Once, once a week? Seven. Well, we have cohabitated before days a week. There have been times when like she was house sitting for a friend and I just like stayed over. Or there’s days when we like. For like, it was like for a month. Yeah. And he stayed with me or like when we moved here, we stayed at my sister’s for a couple weeks before my apartment was ready to move into. How’d that go? Be honest. So y’all, can you think about her sister? I like her sister. She’s got two sisters. I Okay. Which one? The other one? Yeah. Which one’s the bad one? Which one is the bad? I mean, I like them both. Who’s the hottest sister? Well, she is obviously. Okay, good. Yeah. Nice try. And one of ’em is actually gonna rent a room in our house. Yeah, too, because she, it’s complicated. She’ll be there part-time. Yeah. I got one last question. Yeah. So if one of you died, how long would you wait to date someone else? Oh my God. If one of us died. Yeah. Jeez. Yeah. We’re all gonna, we die. First of all, you’re gonna die Something. I would track down her killer. Oh, she’s, she’s been murdered. She’s getting murdered? She’s murdered. Thank you. Not, I wouldn’t be able to move on. Okay, so she is murdered. Yeah. So you tracked down her killer. Would you avenge her? Which statistically is you. Yes. Statistically. So maybe it’s a memento situation, you know, and I don’t realize, and then at the end, I look at myself in the mirror and I realize that I actually have to kill myself. But first, how long do you wait to date someone else? Yeah. Um, okay, let’s do it. One. Two. Three. Three. [Both] Two years. Oh, let’s go. Alright Having sex for two years. That’s crazy. Yeah. Said dating. You said dating. You didn’t say sex. That is, that’s good. Two years. I feel like my answer would be quicker. Okay. Court. Uh, I think we’ve heard enough to come to a decision, uh, whether or not. Alex and Shusan– Susan should break up. I’m gonna go down the line and, and give me your judgment. Leonard, Susan and Alex. Uh, listen, any couple that, uh, can partake in certain activities together and stick through it. Improv. Improv. Mm-hmm. Being the one when you’re the only two people in the audience. Um, I think. Y’all should stay together. That’s what I’m saying. Wow. Yes. Maybe that’s nice. Uh, yes. I think that you’re saying you take two years at the same time to date someone. That was very impressive to me. That was impressive. Also, the chemistry, they got great chemistry They do together. I just, you know, and I think it’s very mature. The thing with the having the extra room. I like it. I like that. So stay together. Yay. Oh yeah. Originally I wanted to like, make everyone break up, just like to be sort of rude. Um, but, but then I saw you guys and you guys seem really excited. Sweet and happy. And I don’t think that more people should be like on a dating app. You know what I mean? Fair. So I think stay together. Um, well, since it looks like the judgment summarily is gonna be stay together, I dissent, break up. 12 years in prison. I’m sorry. I just want to, you know. Ao two years into that, you can find another inmate. Yeah. On year two, They’re good to go. Cool. Please welcome our next couple mythical crew members, Caitlin and Zach. Yay. Y’all wanna tell the court a little bit about your relationship? Yeah, so we met, um, in the beginning of 2018. We have been dating since the beginning of 2019, and we do live together. Currently. Oh, and we’re married. Yes. Sorry. Yeah. Wow. This just, that’s, our job got a lot more serious. Yeah. We will respect the decision of the court. Yes. Just saying that. Yeah. Do you have a prenup? No. No. Oh, first question. Do you guys have money? Pending. We want more though. Yeah, we’ll take more. Okay, great. Does it feel different now that you’re married? It does not. Not at all. It’s the exact same. Yeah. Were you guys living together before marriage? Yes. Yes. For how long? Yeah. We moved into 2020. We moved in two weeks before everything shut down in. Wow. March of 2020. Wow. So y’all were together for a year and then moved in together? Yes. Yes. Wow. When you know, you know, when you know, you know. Yes, exactly. Yeah. So you had of a pandemic tested relationship. Yeah, we did. We. Had another roommate, and when we would fight, we would go on our silent walks around the neighborhood to talk, to talk, to talk it out. But otherwise, yeah, we worked, it worked out. Yeah. Does that roommate still live with you guys? No. No, but that would be fun. Uh, yeah, that’d be fun. Yeah. I noticed some hesitation. Would that not be fun? No, I, we, we see her enough that it’s not, you know. So you’re saying there’s a room open. Why, are you looking? What was your favorite thing to do when you were locked in together? Uh, he got really into making bread. Yes. And then I convinced him to let me get a dog. Like yeah, like three months into living together. Okay. Fun. Yes. And tell me everything about the dog. Thank you for asking. His name is Finn. He’s a terrier mix and he’s perfect and very reactive. And he comes into the office. Yes. Why haven’t you two figured out a way to have your dog let me pet it and great questions. That’s interesting. Emily, you’re the only one that he kind of like, so there’s a little, this might be I, so. I do the whole thing with the sniff the hand. All right. I did it. You can give him a treat. He just have treats backs away from me. I have treats at my desk. Anybody, anybody can come give him a treat. No, I’ve done the treat thing. As soon as he gets the treat, he backs away. Again. I gotta say, this seems like a you problem. The only way I could pet that dog is if I give him a little pat on the butt from behind and then he goes, ah. And then he goes away. Have you tried to disguise? That’s a good idea. Maybe today. Maybe today. Very nice. Socials. We’ll do that afterwards. And beforehand. Were you a cat person or a dog person? So we also have a cat. Oh. Oh boy. I didn’t know that. What’s the cat’s name? Yes. Her name is Casper. Um, I found her, we found her. We found her together. Like we were walking to breakfast. Two months into dating. You found a cat? Two months into dating? Yes. And he’s allergic. And I decided to adopt her. ’cause I was like, I don’t know where this is going. I’m not gonna like not get a cat. Yeah. Don’t let something get in the way of a relationship with a cat. Exactly. Uh, no. Casper and I are friends. There you go. You’re still allergic. I’m working on getting un allergic. You’re working on it. I’m working on it. And honestly, that’s a great plus for your guys relationship. Yeah, absolutely. I really like that. That’s a sacrifice. It was. Thank you for your service. At what point in the relationship did you know that each other were the one. Like five months in. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Do you have, for both of y’all, do you have a different answer? I think, yeah, five months in, I think lines up. We went to, uh, Vancouver for a vacation together. That was like our first time, like vacationing and yeah. That’s what, how long did you keep this a secret from Mythical? Oh. So should I say, do you want me to answer? I remember. I kind of remember. Are you gonna get in trouble for this? No, no, no, no. I mean, I don’t know. We’re the judges. I think we, yeah, right. Oh, we get to surpass HR. We weren’t gonna, we weren’t gonna like, you know, keep it a secret forever. We just didn’t want to say it at first in case, you know. It didn’t work out. It didn’t work out. It’d be a little awkward. That’s not the handbook says you’re supposed to do. Yeah. It’s interesting. I think, the handbook like the handbook changed. Yeah, the handbook changed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you change the handbook? Honestly, I feel like this did change the handbook. I’m just gonna, yeah. I think it was like we were kind of like low key for like three months. Okay. Oh, that’s, but, but then when we did like sign the paperwork, my paperwork technically, I don’t know if Stevie knows this, it says that if I have any problems in my relationship, I can go to Stevie that’s on the paperwork. So I go to Brian Flanagan. Which I don’t think that’s the case anymore, but it was updated. So that’s the case. Still. So that’s your context. We haven’t resigned anything. Those are like equally terrifying, honestly. Happy to say we have yet to have to go to any of them for any issues. Yes. They’re like your couples therapists, like, you know. I think so. I do wonder if it still stands, like after all this time that like you, if you have any plans. Let’s ask Lisa after this. We’re the judges here we’re, that’s a legal binding document. Yes. Yeah, you have to talk to them. You are the godparents of their relationship. Okay, so low key for three months. Yes. Vacation at five months. Yes. Moved in together at one year. Yeah. Yes. Allergic to a cat. You’ve been living with a cat for six years. Well, I’m also allergic to dogs. You’re also allergic. Okay. So you’re allergic to animals in general, but are you allergic to like the fur? ’cause that dog ain’t got fur in a lot. No, that Finn’s actually pretty good. He has very little fur. It’s the dandruff. Okay. So how long did you guys wait until leaving the bathroom door open? Oh, that’s a great question. That is a great question. Uh, I don’t, so never, but he probably like maybe a year or two in. Okay. Okay. Open but not, not like a direct view leaving. I’m like. Are you leaving it open no matter what’s happening in there? Yeah. Is it a one or a two that you leave it open? Absolutely closing it if it’s a two. Okay. So, um, the wedding. Yes. Yes. Why wasn’t I invited? These questions seem to be really specific. Yeah. Shush, shush, shush guest. And that’s true. And I’m, and I should zip it. A lot got it. Seems lost in the mail. Yes. We were wondering why you weren’t there. We were waiting for you. There was chair and everything. Okay. Yeah. I like that answer. Okay. Married two pets. You knew five months in. What’s next? What is next? What is next? I don’t, I guess there’s nothing, right? Yeah. No one has, no one does anything after they’re getting married? No, this is the last step. Y’all don’t wanna open a bread and bed and breakfast? No. Yeah, no. A bread and like a bread. Bread and breakfast bread. It’s been a little bit, but I idea. I do make bread. What type of bread were you making work? Mostly sourdough, some focaccia, but those are the easy ones for me, so I don’t want to get too complicated, you know. Ah, okay. Do you guys share each other’s location? Yes, yes. Do you look? Uh, are you ever like? Well, they’re, they share a location. I wonder what they’re doing. I will literally look at his location to know which part of the building I need to find him in. Uh, that’s cute. I use it. I’ll use it before if, if I’m trying to make dinner and time it for when she. Comes home. I’ll be like, has she left the office yet or something? Oh my God. Use it for good and not for evil? That’s crazy. Is it too late to tell the other couple to break up? I did, I was right. Have you guys ever made out in the office? In the office? In the office? No. I don’t think, maybe, I don’t know. Maybe in the early, no, I don’t think so. Not even in the, the costume loft. We, we won’t, we don’t kiss and tell. Okay, we’ll say that. Cute. Love that. Well, you kind of have to, you’re in court. That’s true. We’ll share a little kiss, like have a good day. You know, once we’re, once we come to the office in the morning. A little peck. Are we into zodiac signs? And even if you’re not, will you tell me what you are? I’m a Pisces. He’s cancer. I’m cancer. Yeah. Oh my god. You guys are both water signs. I am gay, so this does matter. Okay. Okay. Fun. You guys are gonna get along. They’re gonna along. Finally, I was waiting for someone to tell us. if one of you left mythical and got like another job in another country, would that be an issue? Yes. Thank you, Leonard. Okay, let’s go down the line. We’re gonna start with Matt Leib. Uh, should this couple stay together? Um, I mean, they seem in love. I say yes together. Yes, together. Yes, together. I mean, come on, duh. Yes. Yeah, we won. Yay. Surprise. Till death due you part. Please welcome our final couple, Thug Muffin. And Alx, uh, if y’all will tell us and the court a little bit about your relationship, please. Okay. Well, we met online a couple years ago. Uh, we started following each other during Covid. I noticed her because she was performing at one of my friend’s, uh, shows, and I was watching everybody perform and her performance, uh, stood out the most, uh, to me because the way I saw her perform, I was like, wow. Like, she’s like killing it. Everybody else was kind of like, uh, but, but one thing with her though. No. Just ’cause like I could see the confidence and just every Yeah, just her presence was. What kind of performance? She’s an artist. Music. So Music, okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, we both make music. Yeah. Cool. But yeah, so it kind of started from there, and then I wanted to work with her and kind of went back and forth about like, yeah, like, let’s work. It didn’t happen. And then one day I was like. Why don’t we just hang out and then we hung out and then I never left. Never left. Which one is Thug Muffin. Thank you. And which one is Alx? Thug Muffin or Thuggie, my friends call me Thuggie. Okay. And then this is– Yeah, I’m Alx. Okay. Okay, great. Have you thought of. Shushing up Alex a little bit? Uh, I mean, I, I spell it Alx. ALX? Yeah. Okay. Ooh, I like it. That’s a jush. So when you slid in to the dms, Because that’s what you did. I dove, I dove, yeah. When you dove into this person’s dms, um, what did you think about it? It was very chill, honestly. We talked for like– But were you like, Cute, or were you strictly business? Strictly we’re gonna be business partners and now you guys are like business partners. Yeah, he was cute, but I kind of was like, I’m just scared of people on the internet. Sure. So I was like, I mean he looks cute, but he’s probably a bad boy. He had like, you know, an angel and devil on his neck. So I was like, yeah, but I look like this. So, no, you look sweet. Yeah, it’s very sweet. And every time we talked it was very sincere, nothing weird. And we talked for a bit and I was like, you know what? He seems pretty cool. But then we hung out and he was, so, yeah. Okay. So you’re not really, you weren’t going out with people who were sliding? Um, I wasn’t going out with anybody. Oh, okay. Yeah, two years I hadn’t, I was like over it. Focused on your work? Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, you’ve talked a lot about, um. Thug Thug Muffin. Yeah. I’m sorry. How do you forget Thug Muffin? I was like, yeah. Is Thug the second part? Muffin Thug? Do you know the muffin Thug? Right? Uh, anyway, uh, um, so you said that you love, uh. Thug muffin’s, performance and music. How do you feel about Alx’s music? He’s awesome. Yeah, he’s awesome. Like, so when we actually got together, we did hang out for a while and we literally didn’t get to music ’cause we just ended up hanging out. And then one day we were like, let’s just do it. Like, let’s just like go to the studio and see what happens. And the first day I was like, oh, this rocks. Do you guys both rap? That’s so sweet. I produce. I’m gonna get him on something eventually. And, uh, sound engineering, so. Okay. And you do vocals? Mm-hmm. Okay. Y’all did the music and y’all were working together and then y’all started dating. How long have y’all like officially been together? Like dating? About almost two years. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, two years. Okay. If y’all. And we know y’all connect. Y’all got the whole vibe with the music. What besides music do you two like really connect on and like vibe? Can I say? Yeah. Movies. We are like that was another thing. The first night we hung out, we started like nerding out over films going back and forth. ’cause we ended up going to see a movie, went to see, I think Scream five. Nice. And we quote like the same movies from whatever we watched at childhood. Like pretty much the same stims or anything from a movie we would like. Do you guys, do you guys like The Crow? Yeah. Wait, we were watching, we watched it last night. I could tell. I could watch. There’s a vibe. Wait, the new one or the proper one? I like the new one. Okay. Alright. I think it’s like, it’s like fun to look at. The abs. I know what you mean exactly. The abs are very fun to look at. Yeah, exactly. I sort of have a bit of a pivot. What are our fights like? Are we fighting about makeup? Are we fighting about going out? My timing? Sometimes we fight. We have like the regular fights and– Timing with what? It’ll be like, oh hey, we have this at eight, and I’ll be like, oh, okay, so we can do this, this, and this and that. And she’s like. No, we can’t. We have an hour. What are you talking about? I’m like, oh, okay. He’ll be like, I’ll just make this beat really quick right before we go. That’s literally, yeah, that happened the other day. Alright, lemme just finish this album and then we get to dinner and it’ll just take up like 30 minutes. Are you talking about? Yeah. Okay. So you’re not saying timing in terms of relationship timing? No. Yeah. No. Okay, so we’re on the same page. Like when did you say, I love you? Yeah. Yes. Oh, I, yeah. Okay. I had to um, I had to say it like three times ’cause he didn’t hear me say it three times. No. We were watching a, we were watching a movie and What’s that story? What’s that story? We were watching a movie and the TV was loud and we were having just a moment together and she like, turned around and looked at me and said it like. Kind of under her breath. Kind of creepy. Yeah. She’s like, I was like, I love you. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s like, oh my God. She said it three times. Cute. And then on the third one I was like, she’s like, oh my God, I just said it to you three times and you haven’t said anything to me. I’m like, what are you saying to me? I’m, I’m sorry. I just keep saying yeah right now ’cause I can’t hear you. ’cause the tv, she was like, I said, I love you. Were just like nodding like. Yeah, of course babe. Yeah, the timing thing all makes sense. Like if you say it three times, then a love Beetlejuice comes out. Yeah. Bloody Mary comes out. One more chance. I was like, say that one more time. Um, on a scale of one to 10, how many nipple piercings do you guys have? Yeah. Good. 25? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay, fine. Okay, we go get tattoos together. You have matching tattoos. No, no. If you could get a song lyric tattooed onto you, what song lyric would it be? To die by your side, Such a Heavenly Way to Die. Oh. Oh, that’s the Cure, right? Yeah. The Smiths, right? Mm. Yeah. I love it. Mine would be, uh, what? Friday I’m in love. That’s the Cure. What are y’all’s thoughts on new metal? I love new metal. I love new metal. Yes. Would you ever get the, the boom dat da boom, ema? Or would it be oowahahahah? Would it be which one? Nah, the first one. Yeah. Ah, but I made him like, watch Mud Vein. There’s a video. Dig’s one of my favorite videos. Was it Dig? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, you have to watch this if you like makeup or this. Stuff. They’re insane. And then the music’s amazing. Yeah, they’re great. Yeah. Would you believe that we are also goths that are married? I do believe that. That’s brilliant. I love that. It’s canon, it’s cannon. It’s good. Mythical morning canon. Yes, we are goths. But at this point it’s a deep cut or a wound. A lot for us specifically. Wasn’t really beloved by the fans. Yeah, the fans don’t like it. Yeah. So they didn’t want to watch it anymore, so that’s hard. So you’re kind of living the dream. We um, have you met each other’s parents? Uh, yes. Yes, yes. And do you have any opinions about each other’s parents? Honestly? Yeah. Everybody’s cool. We, we have, uh, what, we go to the movies with her, with her family, with her dad. We’ve actually both gone to the movies with both our parents. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like we’ve gone to the movies with his. What is Thanksgiving like? Yeah. Insane. Yeah, actually insane. ’cause we go to like three. I have a huge family, so I have like Three Thanksgivings. But are you going like this to Thanksgiving? No, but his family’s seen us like this and they love it. They love it. Yeah. We get a goth Turkey, Black Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. We did goth Christmas. Definitely. Yeah. Has there ever been talks of marriage? Yeah. Yeah. Is there like a specific place or like region or time of the area? We just had a discussion. We were talking about where we want to go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And we were talking about, uh, going to Romania and seeing Dracula’s Castle. I was gonna suggest. Wait, do you guys live together? Yeah. Yes. Okay. How’s the decoration? Yes. Any black curtains? At this point, we’re just fans. Hang there. You guys wanna hang out? That’s good. It’s like, it’s like the room is like. Y 2K. Yeah, it’s like super, like Y 2K. You got like my home studio set up on one side and then you got her vanity set up on the other side. Okay. With the racks of goth clothing. Yeah, with the clothing racks. Her clothing rack and my clothing racks. Ah, yeah. I gotta follow you guys on insta too. Yeah, we’ll talk after. Do you guys like slip knot? Yeah. Yeah. I think they’re gonna be in town soon. You wanna go? Let’s go. Do you like Lincoln Park? Yes. Yes, of course. Yeah. That’s his fave. That’s your favorite. Okay. Do you guys have any conflict about music? Like, please don’t play that. Okay. No. What’s your guilty pleasure? Yeah, like I used to say. And I’m gonna, I hope she don’t ever take this wrong. I used to say Taylor Swift, but she’s great. Like I really like her. Oh sure, but I understand you saying that. I have the same. That’s your guilty pleasure. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. So it’s like, it’s not really a guilty pleasure ’cause I’ll still listen to it. Like Trouble is one of my favorite songs. Oh. But it’s like, I guess me saying it probably looks funny, but I’m like, I love pop music. He loves pop music. Like, yeah, listen. Yeah. So if you had to listen to a country singer, which one would it be? Ooh, Willie Nelson. Shaboozey Okay. Shaboozey. Yeah. All right. Okay. Great answer. Yeah. Okay. Court. I’m gonna go down the line in a weird order, starting with Catherine looping around whatever way you, you know, just me, Catherine. Okay. Absolutely. You have to stay together. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, I order you to stay together and I order you to be my best friend. Yay. Let’s do the, um, yeah. I order you to stay together and I would like to be invited to the wedding. I have a lot of black clothing. Oh yeah. Yes. Please stay together and please invite me to the wedding because the couple before you just kind of didn’t. So I’d like to remedy that. Definitely. Fantastic. Well, thank you so much for coming and with that court is adjourned. Big thanks to today’s couples for letting us decide their fate. And huge thanks to Catherine for joining us. Good job. Also, uh, season three of her web series. Pretty Gay is out now. Check out full episodes over on Patreon and thank you all at home. Let me, let me, I have more to say. I thank you all at home for hanging out with us. We’ll see you next week. [banging hammers] Court is adjourned. You can watch Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Kitchen, and more. 24 7 on Amazon Prime and Fire TV channels, Roku, Samsung, and more.

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