GMW 47: Who Ate the Spiciest Food?

Good Mythical Weekend. Can we figure out who ate the spiciest egg? Let’s find out. It’s time for, I think you’re hot. Okay. We have all been served deviled eggs, but the thing is, is that they range in spiciness levels. So there’s one that’s like not s spicy at all, and there’s one that’s like hell fire and then there’s like a range. And so what we have to do is consume the eggs and then talk amongst ourselves to order ourselves from one to six, from least spicy to most spicy, because if we can’t get that exactly right. We have to do it again and again until we can. And also I’ve been told that there are added challenges now that get like worse and harder in addition to the spice. Okay, my nose is already feeling like it needs to sneeze. Maybe you should something– Quick show of hands before we eat. Who is not that concerned about the spice but thinks deviled eggs are really gross. Yeah, definitely. Half and half. I love deviled eggs. Me too. They’re great. That’s the most exciting part. For someone who has texture sensitivities. Yeah. They’re a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Really not. Right. I think if you think too hard about deviled eggs. Yeah. But that’s why you don’t. Just think about it being a nice holiday dinner with your family. They’re always at the holidays. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. That might be a white holiday thing. Yeah. Probably a white Southern holiday thing. You’re right. That’s true. My bad. Yeah. It’s usually a white person saying, I make a mean deviled egg. They do. You know, right. I, I’m gonna be honest. I have said that. And then they pull you aside and whisper a joke to you. Don’t tell your dad, okay, we have to eat the whole thing. Okay. And I’ve been told chew chew chew, so whole thing. Ready? I’m ditching the curly parsley. Right. Sorry, garnish. I like the parsley. Salud. Cheers. Oh man, I really don’t like deviled eggs. Oh, oh, this one. This is an interesting tasting. Double egg. Oh, there it is. There’s a little tip to it. Yeah. Oh, mine. Mine’s got a little pep and zing. Mine might be the spiciest one. Uh oh. No. Oh my gosh. I don’t think mine’s very spicy. Was there some spice? Yeah, there’s a little bit. Ooh, okay. Mine’s gonna li. Mine’s not that bad. There’s a little bit. Where are you, Mikayla? Are you still with us? Something just like. Oh, I was fine. And then it just like, yeah, like it put its claw in me. I’m not getting flavor, but I’m getting, I’m getting this. I’m getting, alright. Let’s go ahead and put Jordan on the end. Yeah, I’m gonna go sit on the end. I think I’m on the other end, honestly. Oh my God. I don’t feel like, let me stop talking. I feel like I’m like, maybe three. I’m. I could be on two or one. I think. I hate every part of this except being with my friends. You wanna go one? I’ll go two maybe. Oh my gosh. I’m feeling in the middle. I’m uncomfortable. I think I’m in this range. They hit you immediately? Yeah. Okay. Mine didn’t hit immediately, so I think we should switch. If we get it the first time– If mine took some time. But– Then we just get to what? Hang out? We get to leave and they get a five minute video. Oh, I can still feel it right now, but I am. Oh my gosh. All right. I was able to talk the whole time in the wrong. Ooh. No, you probably have– I don’t hear anything that they’re saying. Do you know what they’re saying? No. I dunno what you’re doing. Does it sound like whomp wah wah wah wah? Are we good? I think so. Okay. Matt, we are locked in. Alright. Hi. So as a reminder, once you guys get it all right, all six positions, correct. Yep. The game is over. You are relieved. So let’s see how you did this time in the number one spot. We have Emily sitting there. But we should have Trevor. Oh, dang it. We discussed this. Yeah, we were both kind of like, eh, not much. Yeah. Oh, well, I guess we’ve already lost. Sorry, Jordan. Yeah, that’s okay. Maybe we can cut the banter and just get to the end. Let’s keep it going. All right. And down the line, we have Emily, Stevie, Chase, MiKayla, and Jordan. Oh, no wait. Sorry. It was our fault. It was just us. What? This was the only problem we had. That’s right. Dang. Oh, okay. No. Screw you guys. Well, you know what? We’re learning. We’re learning as we go. Mm-hmm. All right. And we’re gonna get better, um, for the next round. Right, right. Sorry guys. Right. You’re welcome viewers, though. I know. Everyone is okay, but, uh, Nicole just revealed that the spice in what we’re eating is Da bomb hot sauce and a mixture of Carolina Reaper and Scorpion Pepper. So you guys are doing great. You’re doing great. Yeah. Jordan, I’m so impressed. I feel great. Yeah. Okay. Our additional challenge this round is that we have noise canceling headphones. So we will have to either yell and or signal to each other and or push each other out of the way in order to achieve our order. Oh, no. Chase! Sorry that scared me. I don’t have mine on yet. Okay everyone? Let’s put ’em on. Suit up. God. Okay. And eat. Okay. I can really hear myself chewing. Oh no, I don’t like this sound. Oh, no. Okay, spicy. Hi, everyone doing? Hi, Trevor. Hey. Mine. Isn’t that bad. I should sit here. It’s. It. I think I should sit here. Not spicy. I, I don’t, I’m not getting any spice, ether. Uh oh. You guys are messed up. Probably like a four. Four probably. What are you feeling? I think our tongues are messed up from the last one. You might be right. Five four. Hi, Emily. Oh, you four. Are you not tasting, taste? Chase is gonna go five. Five. Do you have a little bit? You don’t say anything? I think have basically, I’m not my lip. We might be messed up, but I think we’re messed up. But I’m– You think, think you have none? Mine is. Are you okay? Less than. Before. I’m okay. I was here. Do you switch? I think I’m okay. It’s starting to get better. Do you wanna do maybe here? Might getting worse. Bigger maybe. Yeah, I know. I’m in this area. Does the bomb make your teeth fall out? ’cause that’s what it feels like. I could be here too. I don’t wanna loose it. I feel like, ’cause no one could hear me. I can just confess to stuff. I wish me and Chase were better friends. Okay. Good. Good, good, good. I think we’re locked in. We’re locked in. Did someone say something? Okay. Let’s take these off. Hi Trevor. Hey, can we take ’em off? Yeah. Take that. Oh. Oh. I liked it in there. I can hear my own thoughts and I don’t like them. Interesting. I don’t feel as, I feel like we’re a little, I don’t know. I think we might be wrong. I think us three might be, but I think it’s wrong because we’re so messed up. Yeah. Our taste buds are Screwed. Ooh, you got a hanky. Yeah. Aw, Matt, just give, just give it to us. This one’s interesting. I’m not sure what to make of this. So. Make something up. The person who should be sitting in the number one seat. Is MiKayla. Okay, so I was right in not feeling anything. Oh, you did the same thing we did earlier. Then It should be Stevie. Okay. Yes, that’s what I thought. Okay. Then it should be Emily. Oh. Oh, wow. Then it should be Trevor. Then it should be Jordan at number five, and then Chase at number six. Yeah, I’m right. Everyone. No biggie. Yeah, me too. What the heck? Wait a minute, wait. Right? Am I invincible? Did you guys see that movie with Jack Quaid where he can’t get hurt? Is that me? Now, maybe. What? Well, apparently. Who’s Jack Quaid? Uh, I, I was in disbelief. It was great. Son. He’s a Nepo baby, but he’s really good. Oh, okay. He’s, I was in disbelief too, and our producers who tested this yesterday said the same thing happened to me. I ate the hottest one and then the next hot one, my mouth was completely numb and I couldn’t taste it. Great. That’s great for the game rules. Love. I love that. That’s a feature. I feel really good going into round three. All right. Yeah. This is gonna be interesting. Okay. This round I’ve been told only one of us can talk. So. Let’s do the person that talks too much. I’m fine with that. I mean, formerly you at some point. No, I, you know, these are conversations you could have with me in private, like you don’t have to do it on the show. We do. Here’s the thing, I also– We do have those conversations in private conversations. Oh great. Why don’t I air out what I’d say about you guys. Please let me know. You look great and purple and you seem nice. We’ve worked together for so many years. You seem nice. Roasted. Seem nice. Is he nice? I don’t know. Alright. I also need to talk things out in the open in, in order to figure things out. And I’m very disappointed in my showing from the last round. You’re gonna make it up via what you’re gonna say. I need to figure this out because I’m like gaslighting myself at this point. So. Let’s, this is good. We’re gonna figure this out. You should be the only one talking. Okay. So after this egg is consumed, no more talk. Only Emily talks. Okay. All right. Okay. Dink it. Cheers. Cheers. Dink it. Okay. Uh, I’m scared. All right. Hang on. I’m gonna, I’m gonna, let me figure this out for a second. Oh, it’s growing. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. I think I know, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Aye aye aye, I think that this is a little bit worse, little bit worse than the last one, so I think I’m gonna be there. How are you doing? Your eyes aren’t watering. Mm-hmm. You seem okay? Mm-hmm. Could you, um, go without drinking anything for a while? Okay. Let’s put you at number one. Lemme see your face. You look puzzled. You’re puzzled. Let’s put you at number two. Ah, but you, you think you’re here? Okay. Get there, Mikayla. Yeah. Okay. Woo. You’re fine. All right. I’m gonna go here. No. What? You think you’re there or there? You seem fine. I sound like Andy Sandberg doing the Mark Wahlberg impression. Say hi to your mom for me. All right. How are you feeling Jordan? Go there. I feel like I’m wrong again. My, my gums. Alright. All right. Lemme put you outta your misery for now. I’m gonna call you Matthew from now on. So I go What do you what? What are you waiting for, Matthew? I like it. Let’s go. All right. All right. So in the first space. We should have Stevie. This is all my fault. Sorry. In the second space, we should have Jordan Morris. Can we talk now? In the third space, We should have Chase. I’m sorry. We are not good at this. Mikayla, you’re in the right spot. Oh, I’m good at this. But Emily and Trevor, you guys should have swapped seats. Oh man. We’re getting worse. How are we getting worse? We’re getting worse happening. That makes me feel good that it can’t get worse than that hopefully, but I’m bad at this game. Okay. The challenge this round is that. We can only use words starting with the letter p. Poop. I feel like I’m either gonna poop a lot after this game or never again, or my butt holes just might fall outta my body. Emily, I also think you seem nice. Thanks. I’m not. It took you three rounds to say that. No, that was last round, right? Chase? We’ve been here for three days. Yes. Alright, everybody. That’s spiciest one. P words. P words. Remember keyword after the invite. All right, let’s do it. Let’s go. Here we go. Anybody else not know any words that start with P. Put it in your mouth. Told me. Hmm. I just want the al. I’m not having a great time at all. We hope you like it. Ole, sorry. Nicole Paking Poise. Over there, po pair poi. Poised. Poised, poised, uh, privy. Pri. Platypus. Platypus. Oh, Papa. Papa. Perhaps preventable, perhaps. I’m about a pour. Pim pout a pour. Paybe pim pa pive. I think I’m pin pthe piddle. People, people pretty. Oh, I’m Polypore Poly, poly Poly. Uh, penis. Please. Penis. Please, please, please penis. Pat Parney, I punna pill pou. Perfect. Please pet people. People in the first seat. We should have Chase. In the second seat. We should have Stevie. Yeah, in the third seat. I should be looking at Jordan Morris. Emily, you’re in the right spot. Okay. Trevor should be in the five spot. And Mikayla, you’re right where you’re supposed to be. I know everybody. Shut up right now. Okay, let’s move on. For this hopefully final round. Our challenge is we can only say the word egg. Mm-hmm. We need to do this and we need to get it right. Do we understand what’s at hand here? If you’re just tuning in, welcome to hour 10 of eating spice eggs. We cannot, this again. I lost my sense of time. We can’t, there’s no more eggs that can– I don’t remember what my parents’ faces look like anymore. I can hear. I have Stockholm syndrome now. I love the eggs. I wanna do anything. I do think that you’re changed fundamentally. Yes. My DNA has shifted. Yeah. I go back to school and get a degree in anthropology. Yes. Just so everyone knows, I did make a 5:45 res for the bathroom, so. Here we go. Let’s go. Egg. I’d really like to, not to. I’m miserable. Egg. Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg. Oh, no. Oh, egg, egg, egg. Oh, no. Egg. Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg. No egg, egg, egg, egg. Whoa, egg. What’s egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg. I’m gonna say egg, egg, egg, egg. Egg. Yeah. Egg. I’m gonna say egg. Egg. Uh, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg. Coke, egg, egg, egg, egg. Egg. Egg, egg, egg, egg. Egg. Uh, egg. Egg. O, egg, egg. Egg. Uh, no egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg. Shut up. All I said was egg. Okay. Egg. I mean egg. Egg, egg. I just need everyone to take a seat. Okay. All right. I’m starting to feel bad. How’d we do? In the first spot, we should have Trevor, at spice level Number two, we should have Jordan Morris. In Spice level Number three, we should have. MiKayla Spice level number four is Chase. Hey Spice, level number five is Stevie. Yes. Yes. And that means Emily’s right where she’s supposed to be. And you guys have won the game. We beat the egg! Egg. Egg, egg, egg, egg. Yes, we did it. There’s ice cream and we need to go. See you next weekend. Bye. Egg knows what time it is. Our yard sale is live now. This week only you can get 20% off. sitewide at mythical.com.

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