Good Mythical Weekend. How hard can it really be to make a teenager laugh? Let’s find out. This is the search for a teenage funny bone. Hey everybody. Look, it’s a new face. It’s Andrew. Welcome Andrew. It’s your first episode. Thanks for having me. I actually used to be a teen, so I’m gonna really crush this. Oh, nice. Interesting. Alright, well here’s the rules of the game. Every round we’re going to meet a new teenager and compete to make them laugh, starting with our first teen. It’s Sameeka. Woo. Hi, how are you doing? I’m okay. Thank you for asking. Oh, okay. Great. Polite, polite teen. What do you normally laugh at? Something funny. Oh, hey. Okay, so Sameeka, I’m terrified. Here’s how this will work. Uh, we’re gonna try and make you laugh this round. We’re gonna do it the good old fashioned way with just a joke. Does that sound good? Yeah. Okay. And when we’re done, you could tell us which one of us did the best. Do we have gold stars or anything? Is that cringe? Oh, no. Okay. We’re gonna start with Jordan. Jordan, go for it. Emily. Nobody says cringe anymore. Oh, it, that’s cringe? I don’t know. I don’t know either. Tell us. It’s pretty cringe. Ah, time for a joke. Okay. Sameeka. What’s the best part of Switzerland? I’ve never been there. I don’t know either, but. The flag’s a big plus. The flag’s a plus sign. Oh. Have you seen the Swiss flag? Yeah. Now that you told me. Yeah. But see, kind of a funny now that you have all the information, um, and yeah. In my experience, teens love flag humor. When I was a kid I was just laughing at flags. Yeah. Come kids, pogs, this guy flags. Yeah. I was a flag kid. He was a flag kid. You know, if it was. Flapping in the breeze. I was laughing. Jordan, slow down. She’s gonna waste all her laughs. Do we have a medic on set? Incase she splits aside. Anyway, check out the Swiss flag when you get home and then, uh, laugh about it. Text me. Ha ha ha. Yeah, send the video. Nah, she’s gonna kill with that one in geography class this year. Oh, yes. Now you have something. We gave you something. Okay, so I’m gonna go next. I have an impression. Is that okay? Mm-hmm. Okay. So this is my impression of a Tyrannosaurus Rex picking blueberries. Ah, um, can we get sound? Was that okay? Can we get sound out here? I think Sameeka’s mic isn’t working. I can’t, Christ, I can’t hear the laugh. I like doing that. I like that. I like that. That was good. I always love after a show when someone just comes up to me and is like, I like that. Yeah. Yep. You look like you were having fun up there. That’s, that’s exactly what I was going for fun. I had another joke, but you wouldn’t have known the references. Unless you like, you know, glam metal. I’m okay. Thank you. Okay. Didn’t even wanna hear it. That’s a pass. That’s a pass, yeah. Anyway, um, how are you? I’m good. Okay, cool. Do you like to eat food? Yes. That’s great. Me too. Uh, I’m actually vegan though. Um, hope that’s okay. That’s okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it’s just a personal choice. It’s important to me, um, but I’m not annoying about it. Don’t worry. Like I have a cheat day every once in a while. Like yesterday I killed a dog. Okay. I got a little bit of a laugh. You did. I’ll take it. So I think maybe, maybe she likes her humor a little bit edgier. Darker. Oh, she’s a little bit of an edge Lord. Okay. All right. Okay. Um, all right. Sameeka, you a big NBA fan? Yes, I am. Actually, that’s a whole moment there. Let’s go. I remember when I was a teen, you know. I was a huge NBA fan and I’m just gonna tell you right now, enjoy those moments, those players, those games, cherish them, you know? ’cause they’ll be over, before you know it, the next 20 years, you’re gonna be able to watch Victor Wembanyama, Cooper Flag, And LeBron James, play basketball. Let’s go. That’s a laugh, it wasn’t a strong laugh, but it was a laugh. I don’t know anything– Is it because LeBron’s 40? Yeah, because LeBron. Yeah. None of us got it at all. Yeah. Let’s go. You know what I did hear? Damn. Was the word flag. Yes. So I think that’s part of why it was a success. Came back around. There you go. Because teens love flags. They do. It’s not, teens love LeBron. You’re a LeBron fan. Yeah, sure. Yay. Even better. Let’s go. Jordan. Yeah. A big MJ fan. Michael Jordan. Yeah, Michael Jordan. I got excited. I’m oh, a fan. Sameeka, I was so worried about my joke, and now I’m happy. God, I guess we have to know what’s cool now. Okay. I mean, you got lucky. You got someone who likes basketball. That’s not really fair. Yeah. Okay. Sameeka, it’s time to do the thing that I’m looking forward to, which is ranking us from funniest to un funniest. Un funniest to funniest. Fine. Okay. One. Um, oh, good. I’m not one. That’s good. Two. All right. Three, four. Wow. Whoa, dark humor. Whoa. NBA was good, but the joke wasn’t as funny as his joke. I like it because I’m a fan. Whoa. Thank you. Wow. First date. First day you and you won. And I’ll give you that 20 later. Congrat, thank you so much. Appreciate it. Please welcome, Ethan. Hi Ethan. How you doing? Good. How are you doing? Good. Yeah. How old are you? 14. Alright, we can do this. 14-year-old there. I think I know what they like. Alright, so this round is all about memes. You teens love a good meme, don’t you? Yeah. Okay. Good, good. He’s thinking about memes, he’s already laughing enough. Okay, good. This is good. Okay. We each put our own captions onto two different memes and we want to see what you think is the funniest. So this is the first example version of this meme, um, TikTok for you page. Dance video or the most effed up thing you’ve ever seen. That’s just an example. That’s not one we wrote. It’s just so you– You know this meme, right? You, you know this meme, right? But you’ve seen that, the photo with the thing. TikTok? No, you don’t. Okay. Alex seen more Instagram. This is gonna be great. Instagram, Ethan. Instagram. Instagram. Instagram. Instagram. Instagram. Yeah. All. Yeah. All right, Leonard, let’s see what you did. All right. Uh, help my friend with something they lost or say, did you check your butt? That’s me. That’s so me coded. You know what I’m saying? Hey, we two for two right now, boy. Yeah. Leonard’s killing it. All right, Andrew, you go next. Okay. Tesla owners. Either they sell their car or they swerve and put a cringe bumper sticker on it. Okay. What? Okay. This requires a lot of, on the whole Tesla. Ethan, are you a Tesla owner? No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ethan, what if I put a third option? It’s the Tesla autopilot steers you into the median? Yeah. Okay. Kind of a lateral move it seems like. Thinks he’s kind of a lateral. Alright. He’s not a car kid. Exactly. Alright, I’ll go now. Teens learn to read or become a Twitch streamer. Uh, I mean, I think just good advice, right? If you want for your financial future, right? So, let’s see. Jordan, what do you got? Okay, you guys warmed him up. I’m gonna knock it down. My teacher is swerving away from being nice toward, being a bitch. All about the delivery, you know? Okay. You got the delivery. You know teachers, right? You know teachers, right? They’re always like, do your homework. Don’t cry in class. Don’t call me mom. You know teachers, right? The teachers always saying stuff. I think Ethan’s got respect for the educational system. I don’t know. That’s what it seems like. You know what? Teachers are heroes and Ethan knows it. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Um, okay, so here’s what’s gonna happen. We want you to rank us from one to four. One being the least funny, four being the funniest. Okay. One at the end. The bottom. Yes. At the bottom? The least funniest. Maybe he didn’t get the rules. I know. I just making sure he’s not saying. Just making sure. I mean, Ethan’s my boy. Just making sure he gets the rules. Two. Yep. Three, four, let’s go. Okay. Let’s go. And to and to think I was afraid to do this today. Yeah, but you’re getting a little cocky, afraid because we got another meme that we gotta do. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. This is the next example. My alarm, when I wanna sleep in. Or my alarm when I need to wake up early again, this is the example. Yeah. Even though it sounds like something I would write, but it not this time. This is from Cuphead. These are characters from Cuphead, A game that I have beat. Does that impress you? That I’ve beat these video game? Yeah. Actually. Yeah. If he like relates to me, he’s more likely to laugh at the thing. Yeah. Jordan, you’re going first. Okay. Me trying to find my waiter. Ah, me ordering another Shirley Temple. Stop it. What is that? What is that? What is that? You’re a teenager. You don’t know what a Shirley Temple is. Okay. What have they done? Sometimes when you go for like a nice dinner with the family, the adults are all ordering, you know? Mm-hmm. Grownup drinks, cocktails. But if they’ve got a good bar, they’ll make you a Shirley Temple, which is seven up and some of the Grenadines, and then those little cherries, they put like two of ’em in there. It’s a delicious treat. Try it the next time you’re, you’re out with the family. Hey man. Get on that Grenadine. Yeah, get on. Back when I was a 10, we was all on that red 40. Yeah. Oh yeah. We was on that red 40. We’d be, we’d be like. Red 40 Tough. Yeah. We’d see our friends in the streets. You’d be like, Hey, you dean and bro. Yeah, you on that Dean? You on that Dean? It was a big dean. Problem with the dean. He is loving this. The memes are alright with the riffs. Oh man. Alright, I’m gonna go, okay. Um, okay. My bank account, me getting another dress for my American girl doll. Now I know what you’re saying. What is an American girl doll? Um, and so what is a bank account? What is a bank account? What is a bank? That’s totally true for me too. It’s a doll. It’s a doll. That was popular when I was a kid, but it still is now. Okay. I can I show you a couple of the outfits that I have in my, um, cart on eBay? Okay. Hang on. See, I think that you’re gonna like it though, and you’ll think it’s cool. All right. Okay. He’s gonna start laughing. Okay. There’s that. It’s like a cat hat. But then look at these boots. It’s like goth, like platform boots with buckles and like chains on it and stuff. It’s really, it’s like rave boots for an American girl doll. I’m just, you guys, it’s really cool. You bring your dolls to raves. I don’t get invited to raves. Um, but if I did, for sure. Yeah. But, um, that was cool, but not funny, I guess. Yeah, that’s a good note. I’ll remember it. Sometimes it’s just educational, you know. But do you think the shipping should be 4.99 on this? Oh, no. Oh, no, no. I agree with you. I can argue about it. All right, Andrew. Okay. Um, at the top we’ve got Tim Cheese, jealous of John Pork, and on the bottom we’ve got Tim Cheese ordering the assassination of John Pork. What if it said skibidi instead? Would that be better? That’d be good. Do you know these? Do you know who these people? Do you know these characters? Yeah. Then why aren’t you laughing? Can you, can you explain? Can you explain this? I, I don’t, I don’t get this one. It’s like three months old. Yeah, but he, who are these characters? It’s like computer generated influencers and they’re beefing. Right? And beef, pork and cheese are all food. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. I don’t think you need to do it ’cause I won, so. Oh wow. I think we’re good. Yeah. A lot of pressure here right now. That’s true. But for the sake of fairness, for the sake we have to let go. Give it a shot. Me When somebody bumps into me. Me when they turn out to be cute. Oh my god. Leonard is killing it. Alright, Ethan, you’re gonna do that ranking thing again that we love. Don’t be shy. No. Fine. Two. Yes. Three, four. What’s up? Wow. Get this guy a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award. Where the slime at? Now we’re gonna move on to our final teens. Please welcome Mike and Chris. Hey. Alright. If you didn’t know, this is McKayla’s brothers. Welcome you guys. I’ve met you a lot. Who’s Mike? Who’s Chris? I’m Chris. I’m Mike. But yeah, I’ve met you guys a lot. So you guys like, you like, like me. Do your parents like me? I’ll work on it. You guys gimme tips later. Um, so we’re gonna try to make you guys laugh, um, with some things that I think teens like doing, which is like roasting each other or being haters. Which one sounds cooler? We hate, hated it hat. Okay. Alright. Um, Jordan, you’ve been assigned somebody to roast, who is it? Yes, Emily. I will be roasting you. Okay, fine. I’m going first. Um, okay. You guys know my good friend Emily, right? She is very cool. In fact, if you want alcohol. Emily will buy it for you. Jordan! And if you don’t wanna go to the liquor store, she’s probably just got some in her purse. But not enough for both of you. It’s gonna be, it’s like, what am I saying? Okay. Anyway. You guys know Emily’s famous drinking problem, right? Yes. Yes. Like every teen, just go on Reddit. Everybody’s worried. Okay. Um, oh God. I’m gonna do you, okay. Okay. You may know Jordan, um, from this very show or as an author of comic books and graphic novels, but you also may recognize him as a guy who probably only dates emo girls with infected eyebrow rings. You almost got Chris. I mean, I’ll just say I wish. Okay. That was like a smile. I’m gonna take it. Okay. You guys have to roast each other. Now. Who’s going first? You can go first. I think you can go first. Keep in mind, this is his first episode. You know what? I’ll go first. This is the beginning of your relationship together on camera. Uh, yeah. Everybody welcome Andrew. Yes. Um, welcome Andrew. On your website, it says that you’re a standup comic. Are you sure? Because you look like you teach literature at a woman’s college. Andrew looks like a character that would get killed in a horror movie for comedic relief. You know what I’m saying? Andrew looked like he go to sleep with a nightgown and a sleep cap. Oh, ba humbug. Face ass. Andrew looked like Andrew looked like I would cheat off of his test and still get the answers wrong. My bad, Andrew. Wow. I am a hater. I’m the number one hater of all time. Is what, Is what I do. Okay. Processing. Processing. Yeah. I mean, the tone of mind’s a little different. Um, okay. Uh, Leonard is from Atlanta. Uh, they also call it hot Atlanta. But only when Leonard isn’t in town. When he is in town, they call it beautiful Lanta. Oh. Because he’s a beautiful man and he’s my boy and I could never make fun of him. No. Yeah, he turned it. Yeah. And when they told me to roast him, I said, there’s no way I could do that to my friend. And I said, and he would do the same for me. And here we are. All right. You guys have to rank us. So one is the least funny and I swear to God, I swear to God if you pick me. Alright. You want me to start? Yeah, we’re gonna go one here for Yeah, you. Yeah. Least one at the bottom. Yeah. Just okay. Harder. You should gone harder. You were the nicest. I was nicest. Yeah. Okay. You can’t be nice when you’re roasting. Oh, that’s fair. Oh, that’s, yes. Didn’t understand the assignment. And you guys suck, by the way. Try to do it your style, man. You wanna go next? Don’t do it. God damnit. Sorry. And then three and then four. Alright. Maybe teens aren’t scary. Let’s, all right. Uh, this means. The final winner, the funniest person in today’s episode is Leonard. Woo. Congratulations. But it also means that Emily is the least winner. Which one’s? Oh, you. That’s you actually. Oh, that’s you. Did you realize that that was you? Andrew. When you were reading it? Andrew. It’s in the prompter. Emily had to say the prompter telling Emily that she’s the least funny. Yes, I’m the least funny and you are, Your days are numbered and uh, therefore I’m grounded to this corner over here, but I still have to do the outro. Alright, let’s do it. Huh. Blair Witch Project. All right. So I’m in, I’m in this corner. Big thanks to Sameeka, Ethan, Mike and Chris for judging us. And that’s it for today. And, uh, we’ll see you next weekend. Yeah, see you next weekend. Nice to meet you. Take a special look at Mythical Society exclusives on Good Mythical More now. How about, would you just. Put that on your cheek and tell me how, what you, just using your cheek, just tell me how, what you think it is. Is that, is that, is it like a, a slug or a tongue i’ll on your cheek? Oh, that’s, it’s like, it’s what? It’s kind of like a dog’s tongue.