Good Mythical Weekend. Today we’re playing retirement home games from TikTok. Let’s just get into the first game. This is what it looks like. Take a look. Mm-hmm. You can see they’re gobbling up that newspaper. Quick steps, footsteps. They’re hungry for newspapers. Yeah. So you know what you have to do. We’re playing teams though. It’s a little bit of a relay. So Chase and Emily, you are gonna start. Once you’ve gobbled, we can move in. And then– Can we do a different word than gobble? Yeah. What do you want? I don’t know. Nom, nom? I dunno. Nom nom?? Why does gobble sound kind of sexual? I don’t know. You went for nom nom? I don’t know, I’m old. Okay. once you nom nom in, then the next person goes. We’re about goes gobbling over here. Okay. On your marks. Get set. Go. Let’s do it. Are we sure– Go, go! [general chaos] That was my fault. Okay, so you guys see how this works? One team wins, one team loses. Who’s gonna win at the end? I don’t know. It’s time for Games You Play When The End Is Near. Okay. Before we go any further, I cannot refer to you as the red team and the blue team. No. I must hear what you’ve named yourselves. Red team, what, what is the name that you’ve come up with? In the spirit of retirement homes. Uhhuh. And Golden Girls. Okay. We are the Blanches. Good names. Good game. Good name. Good name. Good name. Yes. Thank you so much. The Blanches. Good answer. Okay, let’s hear it. What have we got? Yeah, so we’re team three guys. Uh, which is like five guys, but it was just three of us. Three guys. Boo. Pretty good. Three guys. And with that– Like anything else, like an adjective? Just three guys. They did add just three guys. That’s better. Okay. We’re set up like this for a reason. We are playing human slot machine. I don’t know why my mind keeps going to a slightly more sexual name. Sl-t. Which is my team name. Let’s take a look at the example TikTok. Okay. Wow. Oh my god. Three guys for sure. Sure. I see one guy and a lot of ladies. Um, okay, so KG’s gonna come in here for me so I can go back and watch you guys and talk to you on the mic. Uh, but we’re gonna pull one of these handles and then you’re gonna do what the old people did and do your hands and then do the thing. We all just saw it. We’re gonna go one at a time and whoever gets all three first wins, okay? Okay. So KG, you come in this way, I’m gonna come back this way so I can gawk at you and I’m back. Hello. Okay, let’s pull just three guys, please. [slots noise] Ooh, I’m sorry to say, I don’t know if you could have been wronger. Didn’t get it, but there’s always next time. Let’s go. Alright. Dang. Okay. Did we all do the same one again? Well, two of you, and I’m not gonna name names. You weren’t, you weren’t giving me any motion in the ocean. Oh. And it kind of just ruins the illusion. What do you mean illusion? Oh, the…. You gotta do the roll. You gotta roll. And I remembered the roll about part of the way through. Well…. I did. Don’t, come on… I, I hit my hand, so it is a little tough to do it. You should try it, Stevie. Let’s go again. Oh, so close. Okay, let’s go. Blanches. Oh. Oh, Emily. What? Wait, what’s, what’s wrong with the first part? What do you mean? The Rolling. I was doing it. You gotta roll. Do you think that you were doing it? I was like this, and then I did it. Um, okay. Well, I mean, what a big reveal. It’s one of three fruit. I mean, come on. Uh oh. Emily! What??! Your team wasn’t playing. What is happening? I heard Blanches. Is it going every other? Yes! We’re switching. Now it’s your turn. It’s now it’s the Blanches. Yes. Here we go. I’m sorry, I just needed to vent. Okay. I think so. Just three guys. Okay. You doing banana every time? Yeah, every time. Banana, every time? No. I did. I did the first time, but then I switched it up. Then I switched it up. Okay. The Blanches have a chance to redeem yourself. We’re gonna lock in. Okay. I will say just three guys did, it appears, develop some kind of strateg. Independently. Well, we’ve had a teammate that’s been doing it all the time! So… You know what, Mikayla, I can see you. Blanches is falling apart right before our eyes. No, we’re coming back better than ever. We’re, we gotta lock in. That’s what I’m saying. I’m gonna do banana. No! No! Ohhh, banana. I’m not gonna do the banana. Okay. Now that you’ve both said you are and are not going to do the banana, we can proceed with the Blanches. This is your last chance. Here we go. Okay. Well. I mean. Ohhh, they were close. Did you do banana? I did do the banana. I didn’t do the banana. I thought it was code. What did you do? The banana. I told you I wasn’t gonna do it! You said you were, and then you said you weren’t. So I was like, maybe. No, I said I wasn’t. It’s a trick. We should do the banana. No. Well, unfortunately. Just three guys has all the points that you can have up until now. Hey, we’re just three guys. Yeah, just two points. Just two guys. Just two points. Just two points. We’re we’re coming back. We’re coming back. I guess we’ll move on to the next game. I am tall now. And the way this game is played is that you have to get as many of these colored balls into the right baskets. Let’s take a look at how the old people do it. Ooh, she’s good. She’s moving. Whoa. She a pro. Wow. She’s not new to this. She’s true to this. Wow. Okay. So there’s gonna be 45 seconds of the clock. On your marks. Get set….. Go! Oh wait, you gotta hand them to me. Oh, we got some balls over here. We, we’re– I need the balls to get to over here. Oh. Going together. Too hard. The ball are really, oh, no. I gotta guide them. I gotta guide green. Come on, come on. One team has ball. Are they not coming? They have balls. Yeah, they’re going go a slow green. Okay, here’s a red. Here we here. And a blue. So far no one is beating the old woman in the video. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Wait. Control yourselves and control your ball. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Take your hands off your ball. Alright, let’s count ’em up. The illusion is broken. I am my regular height again, and that is because I have to be my regular height to count balls. I’ve counted your balls. I’m impressed with both of you, but only one of you can win this game. Okay, you guys? Just three guys, sister guys. Just three guys. Yeah. Have 16. Okay. Okay. Respectable. 16 balls. Yeah. That’s not bad. The Blanches? Mm-hmm. Yes. Yeah. 21 balls. Comin’ back. Comin’ back! One goal, one mission. Can I ask? Yeah. What brought you here to success today? I was locked the hell in. Yeah. We knew who we needed to put in that position. Okay. I never, ever neglect the balls. Crediting Mikayla for the win. For sure. I did. I did. I was just locked in. I was ready. I was prepared. Slide, slide, slide. And we were just having fun. Yeah. We were just having fun. You know when you get up and you have like a two game lead and just kind of, we just having fun, fun with it. Got it. Okay. Well, we’ll see if you have fun with the next game. Okay. Okay. This final game is called Tennis Ball Knockout. Let’s take a look at how the old people do it. Mm. Okay. Oh, they’re good. Oh, okay. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, that last one. Okay. So we’re gonna play slightly different rules because there are teams. So basically, one of you is going to get one swing with your pool noodle and your ball. And if you don’t hit any cups with your swing, too bad, you gotta pass it to the next person on your team. The team with no cups the quickest wins. Does that make sense? The first one to knock ’em all off? Yeah. I’ll pepper in some yelling and if you, if you break a rules, so get to your spots. The whoever’s going first, grab the noodle. Okay. On your marks. Okay. Yeah. Get set. Okay. Knock it off the table. Go. Nice. Oh, okay. Oh, just three guys. Okay. That’s a near 100. Leonard! I was going for the back cup. From the back. It’s not close right now. I’m sorry to say. Sorry to say. Daddy. Okay. Get closer. Oh, you guys have a chance. Blanches have a chance. One cup. No, trying to go right in the middle. One cup. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Oh, I believe it. You got it. You got it. No. So hard. The last one. Go. Oh, Okay. I like what she did. You have a chance! Steady it and them bam. And then there we go. We’re getting closer. We’re getting closer. We’re getting, we’re getting closer. So hard. Got you. That blue. Just three guys. Come on in. Come on in. Um, you know, Leonard, you had, uh, interesting strategy for that. Yeah. Knock them cups off. Yeah. Um, I really hated the cups internally. Internally, yeah. I’m sorry. Now I suck in flip cup. I’m sorry to say that you don’t win this very special prize. Aw. Yes. Yes. Uh, just three guys gets the magical old people gold canes. TM Thank you. So thank you. I love it. Perfect. You said it some cheese. You know what? I’m okay with that. I don’t wanna think about the crushing weight of mortality. I think. I think we’re ready to die. I’m cool with that. Okay. I always wanted to be an old black sage. Perfect. I guess everybody wins. Thanks for playing. Thanks for joining us. We’ll see you next weekend for another Good Mythical. Weekend. Bye bye. Watch an extra naughty episode of Good Mythical Weekend on the Mythical Society now. This is like my nightmare. I don’t like it. Great in a Bloody Mary, I mean. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oof. I can see that. Are those your, is that your time? The what? The, [bleep]? Oh no, I think [bleep]. She not double dipping in stories, Leonard. Me, I have another one. Um.