Good Mythical Weekend. Do you like trivia that makes you question reality? Good, because this is D’S Nuts. Hello and welcome back to D’S Nuts. I’m your host Rachel Pegram, and let’s jump right into our first question. When one person loves another person very much, sometimes they sit in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, and then sometimes they do other stuff, but only 5% of people from the US and UK have done once. Specific intimate act. What is that? Act A had sex in an airplane. B, had sex in a church, C had sex in the butt, or D Jordan had sex while playing. Got your nose. Sex while playing Got your Nose. Okay. Michelle and Nick, we got the answer. You’re gonna have to pick one. Pick one. Michelle. Get it on there. All right. Michelle, what have you picked and why? Uh, with very little confidence. I picked church. I almost said, but because they love their bidets over there, but then I felt like that was homophobic. So church it is. Okay, now turn it around. So you went with B. And Nick? I did sex and airplane. Uh, this may just be a personal issue, but I’m really tall and that seems like impossible. And then also I’ve dated enough religious girls that I feel like sex in a church is pretty….. Likely. Okay, so you went with A and you went with B. All right. Well the correct answer was A, had sex in an airplane. So Nick, you got a point. You got a point. That’s pretty nice. All right, now put ’em away. Now let’s officially meet our beautiful Mythical panel, Kendahl Landreth. Hello. Hi. Jordan Myrick. Yeah, and Leonard Smith Jr. I’m just finding out people having sex in churches. This is crazy. That’s, oh, yeah. A lot of people don’t realize it, but having sex in a church is also homophobic. Nice. I’m happy to have everyone here, Kendahl, especially you. Oh, Rachel, you just don’t, you know how I feel about you. I won’t say it here. Okay. Hope that’s good. No, we don’t have any beef. Right? Well, I meant I have a crush on you. Whoa. You’re engaged though. It’s fine. It’s fine. You’re very beautiful. Uh oh. Yeah. Nice. Uh, well now let’s meet our contestants. Uh, Nick, we got you here. And Michelle, we got you here. Now Michelle, who’s your friend here? I am here for my husband, Matt Crowley, the writer. Whoa. So a husband. That’s him. Nice. Is he not your friend as well? Yeah. Husbands and wives are best friends. Best friends. Do you feel that way? Yeah, I do. Ah, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Nick, you’re here playing for who? Chase. Chase. Wow. And he, Chase. That’s, yeah. Now, Chase has lost two times. I know Chase hasn’t physically been here, but in spirit he lost twice. So how is this gonna be different? I don’t know. I just, do you plan on winning Nick? I plan on having fun. That’s not what this is about. You need to really redeem your friend. No, Michelle can have fun. You need to get serious. He told me backstage, he’s an accountant. You are an accountant. So I would be intimidated, Michelle, to be honest. Smart. Why’d you do that? Honestly, I didn’t know what to do in college. So like a lot of people in their thirties, I settled. Alright, y’all, let’s get, let’s get the energy up. We got accountants in the building. We have a wife. And what is your job? I’m a writer. There we go. Because I won’t be just saying wife. You’re also a writer and that’s beautiful and that’s how you’re referring to you today. Matt Crowley’s, writer. The winner of today’s game will win a paid day off of work for their friend. Plus they’ll have a chance to make it a dream day off that y’all get to join in on with them with, which is a beautiful way that I said that. The theme of today’s game is something our panelists, Jordan and Kendahl know a lot about and something I hope to get to experience someday. Love. That’s what they told me to say. I’ve experienced love. It’s not just me and Kendahl, it’s Leonard too. We’re in a throuple. Yeah. Wait, can I do it? Yeah, it can be a crouple. A quad. A quad. Why are you saying it like it’s so crazy for me to be there? You called it a crouple. A crouple. Like a cronut. Dominique Ansel’s new pastry. Yeah. No, I like it. I like it. Um, okay, so sometimes D can be the correct answer and if it is, you get double Ds, AKA double points, but. If you guess D incorrectly, you’ll lose a point. So just don’t be out here willy-nilly with it. There’s consequences to everything in life. It’s true now. An accountant and as a single dad. Yeah. Whoa, Nick, you’re a single dad. Yeah. Every new layer, learnin’ something new about you, single dad accountant. But I know you holding it down ’cause that’s a good job. Nah, nah. Shout out Nick though. He was like. I’m gonna find me a person today. They gonna know I’m single. I’m, I can count. I got dark humor. Yeah. What’s your, let’s start the game. Okay. It’s, it is been really fun, but let’s start the game. Let’s get serious, but not too serious. Many people believe that the weight into a person’s heart is through their stomach, but it might also be the way out of a person’s heart. A study of 3000 US adults found that the top meal of choice for a proposal and a breakup is actually the same. What’s that meal? A pizza, B sushi, C steak, or D…. Kendall. [bleep] Okay. [bleep] is on the table. So what’s your answer? Let’s figure it out. Nick and Michelle. It could be [bleep], it could not be [bleep]. I’m gonna say it as much as I can. Okay. Michelle, what do you got? Uh, I think that, uh, sushi because. You know, if you, it’s classy, but also you could have something in your mouth and you wouldn’t be able to respond right away. Mm. [bleep] is like that too. Yeah, exactly. Similar. Okay. Nick? I mean, I really wanted to go with, but uh, based on all the stuff that I’ve seen on dating profiles of every girl liking sushi, I feel like sushi’s a good, uh, option. Okay. All right. I like the sound of that. Well, let’s see. The correct answer was…. C, steak. Yeah. So neither of you are gonna be getting a point and just go ahead and put those little paddles away. Sushi felt right, but it was wrong. She’s right. It did feel right, but it was incorrect. How does that feel to be losing already? Really bad. Dang. But you have to stay in it. Don’t give up. Never give up. Love a host who antagonizes the contestants. I think it’s kind of nice ’cause they know me the least, but y’all know me the most. Sure. Oh well. Valentine’s Day isn’t just for celebrating love between romantic partners. In 2024, Americans spent 1.5 billion on Valentine’s Day presents to what other important love in their life? A, their moms. B, their pets. C, their bosses. Ooooorrrrrr D…. Leonard. Beloved, 80, sitcom star, alien Alf. Alien comma, Alf. He’s an alien and his name is Alf. Alien is also capitalized. Y’all remember Alf? No, I know Alf, you said it kind of like it was his, that’s his legal name Alien Alf. In my heart he was alien Alf. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, well you guys have the answers and you have picked what you want. Now why did you choose what you chose, Michelle? I mean, I’m biased, but I love buying dumb stuff for the animals. They don’t care, but I care. Oh, that’s sweet. What’s the sweetest little thing that you bought for an animal? I got her for Valentine’s Day. Little plush, chocolate covered strawberries and she loved that. Wow. What a beautiful mother you are. Nick? I used to work in retail and I remember a ton of people buying stuff for their moms. Especially guys. You buy, you buy stuff for your mom, Nick? Not on Valentine’s Day, no. Alright. No, keep it not so weird. Alright, well the correct answer was…. B, their pets. So Michelle, you got a point. Yes. Getting something for your mom is kind of strange. Maybe. I just get a text. I just text back. Happy Valentine’s Day. To your mom? Yes. Huh? Does your mom have a husband? She does not. Okay. I guess maybe that makes a little more sense to me. See, no. That would make me sad if I didn’t have a husband and my son was like, happy Valentine’s Day. I’d be like, get outta here. Wow. Wow. I love, love. Dating apps aren’t just for finding your dream date, allegedly. Allegedly. They can also be used for finding your dream drug dealer according to some reports, some, not all. Some of them drug dealers will use a specific emoji to signal potential clients. What is that emoji? A. A, shrug. B, a plug. C, a Ladybug. Or D……. Jordan. Um, the shady guy emoji. He’s got glasses on and big, big eyebrows. I know what you’re talking about. Yeah. Okay, that guy. Okay, so what do you got for your answers? Come on, pick ’em out. Put ’em in there. There we go. Michelle? Uh, I don’t think of drug dealers as like that creative, so they’re just like. Oh, interesting. Sorry, is someone offended by that? Yeah, we’re all drug dealers. I mean, listen, you know, they’re out here in the streets. They gotta figure things out. I’m sorry. Yeah. I wish you could apologize to the drug dealing community today, Michelle. Well, you don’t have to on camera, but in your own time, Nick. I went with D. Whoa. That’s crazy. Yeah. Why’d you do that? I don’t know. It seemed like the most realistic. Seemed realistic. Yeah. Okay. It seemed realistic to Nick. Was it real though? In real life? The correct answer was b, a plug. So, Nick, you lost a point. It is gone. Okay. The shortest human marriage in history only lasted three minutes. But which of these animals actually mate for life? A, the Tsetse fly. B, the chow chow. C the mahi mahi. Or D…… Leonard? Uh, the dik-dik. The dik-dik. Okay. Alright, sure. I get scolded. Kendahl said [bleep]. Yeah, but she didn’t say it twice. It made it all cute. The dik-dik. Alright. And I’m a lesbian. Yeah. It’s different. Okay. Well. Michelle, why’d you choose your answer? I honestly don’t know why. I just feel like it’s right. Okay. So you went with a, all right. And Nick. Also to say, I had no idea. Okay. You went with chow chow. Went with chow chow, went with B. Alright. Powerful. Powerful thinking. Well, the correct answer was. D, The dik-dik. Yeah, the dik-dik was right. None of y’all went for it. Sometimes you gotta go for D and sometimes you gotta not go for D, but sometimes you gotta go for D. You know what I’m saying? What is a dik-dik, you know? It’s actually a type of small antelope. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I’m kind of the David Attenborough here today. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I got my Attenborough cap on. I love that. So smart. Thank you. Onto our next question. Legend has it that the original conversation hearts were just necco wafers with messages for Civil War soldiers printed on them. Ooh, which of the following was one of the first messages ever printed on these cand? A, married in white, you have chosen right. B, a tidy wife is the one for life. Jesus. C, First, her tummies first…. Come on. I’m still stuck on the white thing. Um, first wedding bells, then her tummy swells. Oh, also bad. Ooh, okay. Or d……. Jordan. Uh, why do these candies taste like sh-t? Yeah. Yeah. They, they don’t taste good. You guys got enough time to think about it? Can’t remember the first one. I can’t remember what it was either. What was the first one? Don’t make her say it again. Married in white, You have chosen right. Marry and white or in white? In white. In white. Oh, okay. Marry white. I was thinking they were like, only white people can get married. Yes, yes, yes. I thought they were like, you have to be white, but you can marry someone else of another race, and that’s fine. Oh no. In this. During the Civil War? I don’t think it’s right! There we’re not racial marriages. I don’t think it’s right! You don’t think what’s right?? I think that was just right. No, no! Clip it! Clip it! Not again!!!! Rachel always does this to me! No! Jordan’s going on Fox news next week. New Newsmax correspondent, Jordan Myrick. Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow. No, powerful stuff. Hey, I love you. I love you. Okay. You have your answers. Uh, Michelle, what did you choose? Um, I’m just the most like PG 13 one that doesn’t allude to sexual relations. Okay. Okay. Good, good, good. Nick? I picked c uh, ’cause Benjamin Franklin had a saying in, or he, did he give advice to young men at one point. Uhhuh and it was. Uh, date older women because they don’t swell, they don’t tell, and they’re grateful as hell. So I feel like the tummy swell thing. Oh, and that is really true also, by the way, right? Ben Franklin said that? Yeah. He’s a dirty old man. Benjiman Franklin? He a player. Okay. Wow. Okay, Nick, I love the facts. Keep it going professor. Um, well the correct answer was A, married in white. You have chosen right. So no one is getting a point today. No. Oh, okay. One of the most iconic will, they, won’t they celebrity couples is Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. But in 1993, Kermit made a shocking revelation during an interview on Larry King. Now, what did that little frog say? A, he and Miss Piggy have an open relationship. B, he and Miss Piggy had secretly eloped. C. He and Miss Piggy were not getting married.or D Kendall. Miss Piggy is a size queen. Yeah. Hell yeah. Miss Piggy knows what she wants. Okay. Yeah. You guys, you guys answer. Next thing she. Oh, Ms. Pinky’s trying to get her back broke. Okay. Uh, Michelle, what is your answer and why? Um, I said open relationship because you know that Hollywood lifestyle, you know, oh, there we go. Hollywood lifestyle, open relationship. Nick? I went with. B. Yeah, go for it. Uh, I thought about not getting married just because they do for the drama, because that’d be something Miss Piggy would get mad at, uh, Kermit for, but I think Eloped is probably. You think it’s eloped? Yeah. Okay. You’re gonna stick with it. Okay. Alright. Well, the correct answer was…. C, he and Miss Piggy are not getting married, so nobody has a point. Um, wow. I can’t believe that they not getting married. Jordan told me the other day, you said you wouldn’t have sex with Beaker, but you would have sex with who? He’s one of the ugliest outfit I’ve ever– Oh! Sweetums. The big, the big. It’s not him. He’s so cute. Whoa, he’s so big. What about the two old boys? That’s what I said, Waldorf. Isn’t there a threesome in, in the box? Wow. You know what I’m talking about. We’re doing the challengers with the two old box office guys. Exactly. You’re watching them back and forth in little jokes. It’s goofy. Leonard. What’s that? Who of the Muppets would you want to bed? Um. The sweet [gibberish]. The Swedish chef? Yeah. Swedish chef. Yes, because I’m, I’m getting some good loving. And then he gonna make me some Swedish meatballs after. Yeah, that’s smart. Get some Swedish meatballs. Have some Swedish meatballs. You know what I’m saying? My guy! I won’t ask y’all. Don’t worry. Sure. Talking to your crush can give you that feeling of butterflies in your stomach, but according to research done at the University of Syracuse, love also has a similar chemical effect on the body as what other experience? A. A menopausal heat flash. B, A sneezing fit. C motion sickness. Oooorrrrr D…. Leonard, uh, um, snorting the white danger, uh ghost riding a white bronco, doing a line dancing with the whitey, you know what I’m saying? Doing a no-nos with the coco, taking a dip in the sugar fat. That’s right. I’m talking about cocaine. Doing cocaine. Okay. Wow. Wow. All right. All right. Could be coke, could be be coke, or any of the other answers. I like that. Okay. You guys got your answers locked in? Mm-hmm. Perfect. Michelle, tell us your answer and why. Um, nausea. Anxiety. Mm. That’s one reason. That’s why we wanna see. Okay. Alright. Love can do that to you. Nick, what can love do to you? What does it feel like? I, I pick the heat flash because, uh, sometimes when, you know, when you meet someone or you’re flirting, you get that you like blush and you get that warm rush to your face. Oh, you’re blushing right now. You, you starting to feel it. Drop his email underneath him. Fall in love with me. So they know where to hit him. It’s fine. I don’t know if I’ll love you back, but you can fall in love with me. Are are we gonna try and beat that quickest marriage record? Whoa. Yeah. You’re gonna do less than three minutes? That’s crazy. Why can’t you commit? Wow. And we can’t stay together. Well, the correct answer was D, using cocaine. So that would’ve been a double D guys cocaine. No point not risk cocaine can make you feel, I mean, I would know. I would not know, but it could maybe make you feel something like the way that love makes you feel. What do you guys know about love? How does that make you feel? Love. Yeah. Good. You like it? Good? Yeah. I had a psychologist once that told me that if I felt a certain way on cocaine, I would feel similarly on Adderall. And I did Adderall prescription. Mm-hmm. And it did feel like when I fell in love with Jordan a little bit. Aw. I will say when I’m in love, I talk a lot, so, oh. And I am always sweaty no matter what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two of Billboard’s top 20 singles of 1982 were songs with the word love in the title one of the songs was Tainted Love by Soft Sell. But what was the other? A, I Want to Know What Love is by Foreigner., BI love Rock and Roll by Joan Jet and the Black Hearts. C, A crazy little thing called Love by Queen. Or D……. Jordan. Um. I love you so much, but if you don’t stop snoring in your sleep and touching me with your cold little feet, I’m gonna kill you by me. I said not to bring stuff on camera guys. Come on not while we’re on camera. Oh dang. Okay, Nick and Michelle, we’ve got our answers locked? Michelle. I mean, I’m sure he’ll have a real explanation for about it. This other two have just felt like seventies to me and Okay. D obviously not so. Mm-hmm. Well, obviously not. I can’t be a pop songstress. Yeah. Jordan’s actually a timelord. So anyways. I look good. Like, really good. Yeah. I went with C ’cause I thought the other ones were earlier than, I don’t know who the that first one is and um, okay. I think the black hearts one is in the seventies. Okay. The correct answer is….. B, I love Rock and Roll by Joan Jet and the Black Hearts. Yeah, that was a 1982 song. Alright, so guys, no points there yet. Again, you know, this game’s different every time. Sometimes it’s a lot of points, sometimes it’s none. That’s, that’s like love can’t hold too tight. Oh, oh, here we go. You okay? Are you doing okay? No, I’m good. I’m good. Okay. Do you wanna talk, Rachel? No, I’m straight. I’m, I’m sure. Rachel. Rachel, Rachel. No, I’m good. Im good. I’m good. We have to roll. Okay. Do you wanna talk after? We gotta do it. Do you wanna talk after them? You wanna talk after? And when you get in these moods, you’re not gonna be able to continue rolling when you get– No, I know how to push through. Oh. This is our last question. Elderly North Carolina couple, Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher broke a Guinness World Record in 2011 that makes me believe in love again. What was that record? A. The longest marriage in history. B. The longest kiss. Whew. In history. C. The most children at a wedlock. Or D….. Kendahl. The wrinkliest sex tape in history. Don’t smile like that. Don’t smile like that. The wink is not tape and history. Okay. Alright guys, you got your answers locked in, Michelle. My gut was telling me A, but I thought it was too obvious, so I went with B. Okay. Okay. And Nick? I went with a ’cause I felt like that was what was the most likely. Alright. Alright, one with A, one with B. Thank you for explaining. The correct answer was a longest marriage in history. Nick, you got a point. Heck yeah. And that means we are tied. Wow. One to one. I wish it had been D because the idea of the wrinkliest sex tape in history, making you believe in love again is really beautiful. Yeah. It’s really beautiful. But how do you measure that? You’re counting. You’re getting in there. You’re count their tree rings. Yeah. Why, you looking for a new job, Nick? I’m good. I like, I like where I’m at right now. It’s got benefits, but the pay is bad. Well, guys, since you’re tied, we have one final question. It’s time for you to take out your whiteboards inside of your little, um, stands. Bring them out. Okay. You’re gonna write your answer down. Okay. How long….. Was their record breaking marriage? The marriage between Herbert and Zelmyra. How long were they married? And you need to answer in years and days, the longest marriage in history. Now I’m gonna ask you to please reveal your answers in 3, 2, 1, flip them. Okay, so Michelle, you got 78 years and 21 days, 78 years and 21 days. And Nick, you have 76 years and 69 days. Nick, Nick. 69 days. I told you I’m here to have fun. Nick didn’t come to win. He came to have fun and that’s okay. So the closest….. To the answer, which the answer was 86 years and 290 days. So that means, Michelle, you got it, you won, give it up, and you have just won a paid day off. Oh my gosh. Michelle and Matt, how excited are you guys? So excited. Matt, are you proud of the work that Michelle did? She got a whole point. Yeah. Yeah, she got a whole, she got that, she got– Two points! Two points, yeah. Give it up for your writer. Alright. Yes. And and thank you so much Nick though. For being here. It’s really, you know, Chase, he keeps trying. He ke– and you know what? He’s got a, he’s got a mountain full of friends and you’re, and you’re one of ’em. How does it feel just to be a friend? Feels good. Yeah. He’s, he’s a good guy. You know what you can walk away with? Just that friendship. That’s what you won today. A friend, friendship. Give it up. A friendship for Nick. There we go. Okay. Now as the winners, Michelle, uh, what, what is your dream day off? What is the thing that y’all wanna do? Oh, we’re gonna go to Disneyland. That’s a classic. Yeah. Oh my God, you guys, I really hope you get it, because now is the time and the place for deception. Welcome to Deception, Michelle. Here’s how this is gonna work. It’s basically three truths and a lie. I’m gonna give you four facts about love, and your job is to tell us which one is a lie. Okay? Here we go. A, Ricky Gervais based the offices Tim and Dawn, the UK, Jim and Pam off of Shakespearean Couple, Benedict and Beatrice from Much Ado about nothing. B, Research shows that when older couples are physically close together, their heart rates synchronize. C, M. Knight Shyamalan Ghost wrote the romantic comedy, She’s all that. D, In 1993, a London woman broke into her neighbor’s apartment and threw her stereo out the window because she wouldn’t stop playing I will always love you. Now you are free to discuss with the panel and with Matt since none of them know the correct answer. You know a lot about Shyamalan, right? Well, I know that he did do some ghost writing, like he wrote, uh, Stuart Little, I think, or, and it was a, he definitely, so he did writing straight up, wrote that, screenwriting and stuff. So that seems like it might be true. I’m pretty sure if you sit next to anyone for long enough, your heart rate synchronizes. Is that true? I, I’ve heard that in theaters, like if you’re in a movie theater or at a play, everyone’s heartbeat synchronizes. Okay. Really? I’ve heard that about that on somewhere that I don’t remember. So it may not be true. It does it. That one’s the sweetest. That’s the one I hope is true. Isn’t that so nice to think of two old people hugging and then their hearts are like at the same time? Yeah. I don’t believe it’s real too. I would love that. That sounds amazing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, I feel like the, I will. Always love you being played over and over again. Someone snapping and throwing it out the window. That feels very real. It does seem very realistic. Yeah, that seems very realistic, but, which means it could be the lie, you know? True. Know what I’m saying. But June Pam don’t have the same really story as Benedict and whos-her face. I also feel like that’s giving Ricky Gervais too much credit. I wholeheartedly agree. I feel like, I feel like we know so much about the office that like we’d know if that was true. Just like as of probably, right. So we’re thinking A, is that what we’re feeling? I think it’s A personally. Me too. I gonna, I do too. Okay. We’ll all loose together. Okay, so you’re going with a, that’s what we’re gonna do. Alright. And you feel strong? That’s the answer. I feel….. Medium. Final answer. Yeah. Alright. The lie was…… A!! [cheering and clapping] Thank you. You’re going to Disneyland. Yes. Incredible. Congratulations you guys. How does it feel? So good. So great. So good. Oh my God. Well thank you so much to both of our contestants, Michelle and Nick, all of our beautiful panelists, Kendahl, Jordan and….. Leonard. Sorry, I was about to say Jordan again. You’re like, I used the, I said beautiful. I’ve been saying your name the entire time. Don’t do this. She sees the whole panel as three Jordans. Well, thank you so much and thank you to everyone joining us at home. We”ll see you next Saturday for another beautiful, Good Mythical Weekend. Goodbye. Tune in every Saturday to Good Mythical Weekend where the fun continues all summer long. Plus get to know the crew even more over on the Mythical socials.