GMW 56: Do We Know Everything About Pizza?

Good Mythical Weekend. Do you like trivia That seems crazy and probably is crazy, but might maybe not be crazy. Great. This is D’s Nuts. Hello and welcome back to D’s Nuts. I’m your host, Rachel Pegram, and let’s jump right into our first question. Ordering a pizza is great on any day, but the top five days for pizza sales are Super Bowl Sunday, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, Halloween, and what other day? [Rachel]: A The 4th of July [Rachel]: B The night before Thansgiving [Rachel]: C The day after Christmas [Rachel]: Or D… Vinny? 9/11 Or 9/11 That always makes me hungry. Absolutely. [Rachel]: Okay, contestants, go ahead. [Vinny]: Yum Choose your answers. What do we got there? All right, now, Tiffini, why’d you choose your answer? I feel like this is something I do. Okay. So I feel like it’s the right answer. All right. And let’s, and let’s see what that is. A: 4th of July. A: 4th of July. Okay. Interesting. Gina? Well, I’m Italian, so I claim pizza, but also I feel nothing is more American than pizza. [Rachel]: Right. So I chose A [Rachel]: Also 4th of July Okay. Salute. [Rachel]: Well, the correct answer. Was B: the night before Thanksgiving. [Rachel]: Yeah, so nobody won that. So put ’em away. [Rachel]: Put ’em away. [Rachel]: That is a zero on the board, but let’s officially meet our Mythical Panel. We got Mythical Chef, Josh, thank you for having me. Yeah. The only thing I love more than pizza is trivia and spending quality time with my friends, and I’m glad I get to do all three today. Oh my gosh, that’s so sweet and diplomatic. You running? I might, me and Mr. Beast 2032. Whoa, yikes, yikes. That’s not the world I wanna live in. Me neither. And we also have Jordan Myrick here. Hello. The only thing I love more than pizza is 9/11 And what do you typically do on 9/11? I get in a hot tub. I order a big deep dish pizza and I pray. Amen. [Jordan]: Thank you. Vinny Thomas, we got you here too. Yeah, and I’m just happy to be involved. Vinny, when do you like to eat pizza? Oh, I love to eat it secretly in church. Oh, when you’re, when you’re kneeling. Yeah. When I’m kneeling, I take a bite and when I stand up I swallow it and I sing with everyone else. You have one of those bibles that has a cutout. Absolutely. [Rachel]: It has a little pizza inside. [Rachel]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now let’s say hello to our contestants, Gina and Tiffini. [Rachel]: Now, you guys are both friends with somebody on the crew now. Tiffini, who are you friends with? I’m friends with V from Mythical Kitchen. Oh my goodness. V, this is such a cute picture. That’s my girl. [Rachel]: Yeah. And, now Gina, you’re here to compete for a long time [Rachel]: loser of the show. That’s just a fact. Okay. Who is Chase? Okay. How does it feel? You know? It feels great. No, let, yeah, let’s give it up for Chase. Yeah, let’s give it up for Chase. Let’s give it up for Chase. Now. Now, do you think you’re gonna break the streak? I came to win. You came to win. That’s what I like to hear. Okay. That’s what I like to hear. And he’s got a lot of friends. You’re on, you’re on the list. How’d you guys meet? [Rachel]: How’d y’all become friends? [Gina]: We met about 15 years ago in college. [Rachel]: Oh my God. Not to age us, but Yeah. Age is beautiful. To live long is beautiful. [Rachel]: To age [Josh]: She’s running. She is running. Oh, no, I couldn’t do it. Well, the winner of today’s game will win a paid day off of work for their friend, but also you will have the chance to make it a dream day off where y’all get to join, and that could be pretty incredible. The theme of today’s game is something that we all know, we all love. We all cuddle up with it after a bad day for comfort, and that is pizza. As you can see now, sometimes D can be the right answer and [Rachel]: if it is, you get double points. A.K.A. Double Ds. [Rachel]: Yeah, do the gesture. [Josh]: Sorry [Rachel]: But yeah, heft. [Rachel]: It’s got some heft to it. Do the gesture. Breasts. [Rachel]: Yeah, breasts. Got some weight. Now if you guess D incorrectly though, you’ll lose a point. So don’t just do it willy-nilly. [Rachel]: Be serious about it, but not too serious. It’s fun. Haha. Now let’s get back to the game. Nobody loves pizza more than the Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, but they do more than just pizza. In the early nineties, they had a studio album and live musical tour titled, what? [Rachel]: A Shell Shocked [Rachel]: B Turtley Awesome [Rachel]: C Coming Out of Their Shells Or D… Jordan Pizza Christ, Sewer Star Oh, Pizza Christ, Sewer Star And which one of those could it be? [Rachel]: Which one of those could it be? [Rachel]: Go ahead and pick your answer. Just go, what your gut go with what you got in your gut. And Tiffini what? Why’d you choose your answer? It just is catchy, like I would say it. Okay. So that’s why I chose B. B. There we go. Gina. I also chose B Because I think that would be the most appealing title to children. Mm. Appealing to children. Appealing to children. And that is the target audience. Well, the correct answer was C: Coming out of Their Shells. That cannot be right. That is, it is. Unfortunately, that is the truth. That’s really deep. Yeah, it’s powerful language. You know, maybe it helped people. It’s also really sad because the shells are their spines. Ooh, is that what it is for turtles? Yeah. I don’t actually know what the shell is doing. Oh, the shell is their backbone and ribs, so once they come out it’s over. is that the same for water and land? Exactly. Whether they’re in the water or on the land, the shell is the backbone and ribs, [Vinny]: And if they come out it’s over. Wow. Yeah. Have you tried to take one out of there? Well, so I have some experience, so I’ve eaten turtle soup out of a turtle shell before. [Rachel] Oh my god [Josh]: It’s very common in some cultures. No, it’s fine. It was in a mall. And it’s very delicious. So I think we’re on the same page here. And I also can confirm that once you come out, it is over. [Josh]: It doesn’t get better? [Rachel]: That’s true. [Jordan]: No, it does not get better. [Rachel]: It gets worse. It gets a lot worse. Yeah. And that should be the PSA. Absolutely. Well onto our next question. Anything can be a competition if you try hard enough. Even pizza, which of the following is an event at the World Pizza Games. [Rachel]: A Speed Pepperoni Slicing [Rachel]: B Freestyle Acrobatic Dough Tossing. [Rachel]: C Extreme Cheese Pulling Or D… Josh Pizza Cutter Fight Club Ooh, Pizza Cutter Fight Club [Rachel]: Think about it. [Rachel]: What could it be? A, B, C, or D. [Rachel]: Ooh, synchronicity. [Rachel]: Now. Tiffini, why’d you choose your answer? I feel like I see this stuff on TikTok all the time. Mm. So like it has to be a competition. [Rachel]: And that drew you to [Tiffini]: That’s dough [Rachel]: To B [Tiffini]: Throwing that dough. Okay. I like it, Gina. As much as I wish it was D, Mm-hmm. I’m channeling Goofy Movie, so I’m going with C. C, You gotta channel Goofy Movie. It’s never wrong. The correct answer though was B Freestyle Acrobatic Dough Tossing. So you got a point Tiffini. I needed one. I needed one. You’re on the board. How does it feel? Feels good. Nice. You’re winnin. For now [Josh]: I just wanna shout out Tony Gemignani. He’s the Michael Jordan of Freestyle Acrobatic Dough Tossing, multiple time World champion. So Tony Gemignani. I see you. Shout out, Tony. Let’s give it up for Tony. I didn’t even know this. This thing kind of existed. Yeah, me and Tiffini are on the same side of TikTok. We’re here. We’re here. Do you get a lot of Inuit Muktuk eating videos too? Yeah, I get those as well. Well, we’re on MuktukTok. What is that? Yeah, it’s a cured narwhal. Oh. I have no idea what he’s saying. [Josh]: You should get on that. They dip it in soy sauce. Yeah [Rachel]: You dip it in soy sauce. [Jordan]: They cut it with an ulu [Vinny]: You dip it in soy sauce, yeah A what? [Rachel]: Is that a type of knife. [Jordan]: A type of curved knife. Oh. You know, I be learning here. [Rachel]: You know? [Josh]: I’m so glad we’re all on that [Rachel]: Sometimes I’m learning. That’s kind of nice. Alright, well, onto our next question. I think we can all agree that pizza brings the world together. What condiment is common on pizza in Japan? [Rachel]: A Mayo [Rachel]: B Spicy Mustard [Rachel]: C Maple Syrup [Rachel]: Or D… Josh. Pikachu c*m, or as I call it, Mayo. Yum. Mm-hmm. [Rachel]: Okay. Pick. [Rachel]: Go ahead. Let’s pick. [Rachel]: Pick some answers. It could be any of those. [Rachel]: What? [Rachel]: Oh, there we go. And Tiffini, why have you chosen your answer? I don’t know. I just feel like it’s the most out of the box. Okay. Despite the Pikachu. [Rachel]: A. All right. All right. And Gina I picked what sounded the most yummy. Mm-hmm. So I went with B. [Rachel]: with B, right. [Rachel]: Could have been a misdirect. Well, the correct answer was. A: Mayo, so that’s another point for you. Tiffini. [Tiffini]: Let’s go [Rachel]: Mayo. That’s interesting. I can’t imagine doing mayo on pizza But you’ve done ranch on pizza. Yeah, but that’s not mayo. Do you love it when it’s called aioli? But aioli is different. I watched an Anthony Bourdain video and he was making aioli in the south of France, and it looked a lot different than the aioli I see at the restaurants. I would love for you to name three restaurants. Three restaurants. Three restaurants where you’ve had aioli, three restaurants [Rachel]: Three restaurants where I’ve had aioli. I know you love aioli. You have it all the time. [Rachel]: Where I’ve had aioli [Jordan]: Three restuarants where you’ve had aioli [Rachel]: Three restaurants. [Jordan]: Three of your favorite aioli restaurants. [Rachel]: Three of my favorite aioli restaurants. [Jordan]: Yes. Just name three restaurants. They all have aioli. [Rachel]: I love a restaurant. Sit down. I wonder if you’ve ever been to it. [Josh]: That’s the name of the restaurant [Rachel]: And then. She’s saying the name is Sit Down Fast casual Fast casual Yes Okay. Yeah. Cafeteria style. Okay. Yeah These are my favorite. [Vinny]: Okay, perfect. Great. Thank you, Rachel [Rachel]: I love to eat and I love being on earth. You’ve got my vote. Yeah, I’m running for comptroller. I dunno what they do, but I’ll figure it out when I get in there, honey. Onto our next question. The nineties were a different time full of grunge and Beanie Babies, and you guessed it. Pizza. Which of the following items was a 1990s Little Caesars menu item? [Rachel]: A Spaghetti Pizzas. [Rachel]: B Spaghetti Breadsticks [Rachel]: C Spaghetti Salads [Rachel]: Or D… [Rachel]: Vinny. Spaghetti Buckets. Okay, we got a lot of options there. [Rachel]: And what are you guys thinking? [Rachel]: Just go with your feeling. [Rachel]: Go with your, yeah, there we go. Alright. Tiffini. I just went for it. I don’t know, but I would eat it. Spaghetti bucket. [Rachel]: Wow. [Rachel]: A D for spaghetti buckets. [Rachel]: Okay, Gina? I also went for it ’cause it sounded something that would happen in the nineties. Uhhuh. So spaghetti buckets. [Rachel]: Wow. Two for spaghetti buckets. Big swing. Well. The correct answer was D spaghetti buckets. [Rachel]: Wow. [Rachel]: You both got double points. Oh, and that’s a spaghetti bucket. [Vinny]: I like to imagine that. Spaghetti Buckets is the name of Charlie Bucket’s. Italian cousin. Oh, wow. I love that. He never got to go to the factory [Rachel]: No, he was working already. He was working. He was working in the factory. [Rachel]: He was making the sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Onto our next question. UsedToBeAPizzahut.com tracks the fascinating afterlife of Pizza Hut buildings across America. Thanks to their research, we now know that one of these places used to be a Pizza Hut, but which one? [Rachel]: A A church in Louisiana. [Rachel]: B A funeral home in Texas. [Rachel]: C An escape room in Oregon Or D… Jordan The Colosseum in Rome, Italy Used to be a Pizza hut. It didn’t say it was a Pizza Hut before it was the Colosseum. You know, it could have the Colosseum happened and then maybe it was a Pizza Hut, which is no longer Colosseum happened. They did that. They did that. [Rachel]: Then they said, hold on [Jordan]: That was old [Rachel]: Let’s do a Pizza Hut in here [Jordan]: Rebrand. [Rachel]: And then [Jordan]: Pizza Hut [Rachel]: Yeah [Jordan]: and then back to Coliseum. Alright, let’s see the answers. I put B [Rachel]: B Ooh. Okay. Okay. And Gina? Based on architecture. A. [Rachel]: A Okay. Okay. I like that. I like that. Well, the correct answer was B, a funeral home in Texas. [Rachel]: Tiffini I threw that one out there. A point I mean, a funeral home in a pizza hut does make a lot of sense. It’s like the look of it is funeral-y to me. But are we gonna say the same thing? The smell is so similar. I was gonna say both. Have a big oven. That’s good. [Rachel]: Yeah. [Rachel]: That’s an easy to repurpose. Just kind of some different paint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Switch it around. All right. Yeah. Don’t switch up the Parmesan with the ashes. Yes. That’s where you get in drunk. Shake the dead dad on your pizza. Exactly. It’s not a good time. Yeah. Wow. Well, Tiffini, you have five points and Gina, you have two, still on the board. It could be anybody’s game. And y’all are ready for the next question. We’re ready. [Rachel]: Amazing. Now, can we talk about pizza without mentioning the calzone? Probably, yeah. Calzones can be quite divisive. I’m not sure why, but they are. But here’s what we really need to know. What does the Italian word calzone translate to in English? [Rachel]: A Catcher’s Mitt [Rachel]: B Child’s Pocket [Rachel]: C Trouser Leg Or D… Vinny Calzone means I like, American football filled with the hot surprise. That’s spaghetti buckets. [Rachel]: That is spaghetti buckets. [Josh]: Yeah [Vinny]: It’s spaghetti buckets. Spaghetti buckets is about to be your drag name. I love that. Oh, okay guys, you got your answers? [Rachel]: Mm-hmm. [Rachel]: Mm-hmm. [Rachel]: Follow your heart, follow your heart’s never led you astray. [Rachel]: Tiffini [Tiffini]: I’m following my heart. [Rachel]: Mm-hmm. [Rachel]: And going with C. I’m going with C. Love that. [Gina]: My heart’s, my heart says B. [Rachel]: Gina [Rachel]: Okay. [Rachel]: Okay. Well, the correct answer was, C: trouser leg. [Rachel]: Whoa. Did you know that? I did not. I did not. [Rachel]: Wow. [Tiffini]: I literally was like, [Rachel]: that’s an incredible guess. What could it not be? And I chose that one. Yeah. Trouser. I never would’ve thought. Why? Because the legs in Italy are shaped like big empanadas. Is it? It’s kind of like the calf maybe. Oh, the calf. The calf is shaped like a calzone. [Vinny]: There it is. Yeah. All I know is that, Gina, you should not have come here for Chase. I think you would be doing a lot better if you came here for anyone else, and I feel really genuinely bad for you. Mm-hmm. I don’t feel bad for me. Good. I’m glad. I’m glad. I just don’t feel like you got a fair shot. You know, he’s losing. He’s got a real stench on him that he can’t get off. Listen. You know, Gina, Gina, you’re putting your best foot forward. [Rachel]: You know, if anything, this is Chase’s fault. [Jordan]: That’s what I’m saying. [Rachel]: I think somehow Chase is doing something to you. And Chase, if you’re in the room, please leave. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. I think maybe Chase needs to get out of here. [Jordan]: Yeah. Chase, could you walk out? There we go buddy. I’m actually gonna wait until you leave. The energy is bad. You’re doing something bad here. [Chase]: I’m just trying to be here for my friend. No, you can’t be here. No. Be here from afar. [Jordan]: Yeah. Go out that door. There’s a door there. I can see it. [Chase]: Okay. I love you. Go out the door. [Jordan]: You’re a friend but [Rachel]: Don’t come back in You can listen from the outside. [Jordan]: It’s bad for your friends. [Rachel]: She, you’re better over there. She, you’re distracting her. [Jordan]: Yeah. [Chase]: You got this I’m not totally aware of the backstory, but I’m sorry that this happened. The backstory is simply Chase’s friends, keep losing. [Vinny]: Oh [Rachel]: yeah. This is what, the fourth or fifth time? Yeah. I feel so bad. You guys do such a good job, but I really think he has some kind of old school curse on him. [Rachel]: I know, that’s what I’m saying. That’s why I’m like, get him out of the room. Yeah. Let focus, you know, let’s, let’s cleanse the energy. Yeah. And let’s get to our next question. With Chase outta the room. Today, we’ve been testing our pizza brains, but there once was actually a restaurant in Philadelphia called Pizza Brain, and it held a very important world record. What was Pizza Brain’s Guinness World Record? [Rachel]: A Most pizzas made in an hour. [Rachel]: B The world’s largest collection of pizza related items. [Rachel]: C The world’s hottest pizza oven [Rachel]: Or D… Josh Most drunk college students having sex in the bathroom at one time. Wow. Wow. Big bathroom [Rachel]: Or really small [Josh]: The number was shockingly small [Vinny]: Or really small Really small, so many The students are so tiny They’re called freshman [Jordan]: They’re small [Vinny]: Teeny tiny students. Mm-hmm. Tiffini, why’d you choose your answer? I just think it’d be cool. [Rachel]: Okay. Like I would want to go visit Philadelphia now if this is the right answer. [Rachel]: Okay. [Rachel]: And that’s why you went with B Oh, I was way off on what you picked and Gina I think everyone likes a pizza souvenir, so I also went with B. [Rachel]: Also went with B. Okay. Okay. Well, the correct answer was. B, the world’s largest collection of pizza related items. So both of you guys get a poin. Now onto question number nine. Wow. I don’t know why I said it like that. It’s only the penultimate question. Chase is trying to sneak back into the studio. I just want everyone to know he’s doing a little crouch and he is trying to sneak back in But he left and She got it right. [Rachel]: That’s true. [Rachel]: She got it right when you weren’t here, so you know what? It works. You need to go back out. Thank you. Did y’all see how he was taking big steps when he was sneaking, but he wasn’t moving a lot. No, he wasn’t. That was crazy. It was. It was like, it was like a duck walk, but like, I don’t know. Not, not correct. Performative. [Josh]: Sneakery, if you will [Rachel]: Yes. Okay. To the next question. In 2022, 1 iconic pizza returned to menus thanks to popular demand. I speak of course about Taco Bell’s Mexican pizza. Which of the following surprising locations has an actual Taco Bell restaurant inside? [Rachel]: A Dollywood [Rachel]: B The Oasis Royal Caribbean cruise ship. [Rachel]: C Noah’s Ark Waterpark [Rachel]: Or D… Jordan The Pentagon Okay. Waterpark, Dollywood Cruise ship, Pentagon. [Rachel]: Go with your heart. [Rachel]: Go with your heart. [Rachel]: It’ll never lead you astray unless it does. Tiffini, what’s your answer? I chose B, Cruise ship. Okay. For the Cruise ship and Gina. I don’t know any of these locations. I picked C. [Rachel]: Okay. Went with C. Went with the waterpark. Well, the correct answer was D, the Pentagon. Yeah, sorry. [Rachel]: So no points. There’s no points to be had there, but the Pentagon, can you imagine the Taco Bell at the Pentagon? [Rachel]: Good or bad? [Vinny]: Oh Yeah Our tax dollars at work, huh? It’s the only place that can keep the secret of what’s actually in their beef. I’ll give you a hint. The animal does not exist anymore. Oh yeah. I just think you gotta have a way to get people to work, you know? And Taco Bell’s gonna get people to work. [Rachel]: Put a Taco Bell in the Pentagon. Okay, I’ll come. They get meal credits. Okay. What kinda work would you be doing in the Pentagon, Jordan? Me personally? [Rachel]: Yeah. Jester. I don’t know. I don’t even, I couldn’t tell you one job in the Pentagon. My impulse is to say President, but I don’t think he goes there. Defense. [Jordan]: Defense [Rachel]: Yeah. Okay. [Rachel]: Defense, right? [Jordan]: Of? Of… The soil. Soil defense. [Rachel]: The land [Jordan]: Land defense. [Rachel]: The people. [Jordan]: People Defense. And the sky. And the sky Defense. Okay. It’s like the X-Men A little bit. That’s all the branches of the army. [Vinny]: Yeah. [Vinny]: Sky Defense. [Vinny]: Like the X-Men. [Rachel]: Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is our last question. [Josh]: Alright. Can you believe it? Yeah. [Rachel]: It’s hard for me to even say it, but we’ve come to the last question. I can’t believe it. 10 years ago, Pizza Rat became the most important story in the world. What a time. I know the guy who shot it. That’s just a random fact about me. [Jordan]: Yeah. Yeah. We both know the guy who shot it. He’s a comedian in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, I don’t wanna go into it, but I saw him, he did it and it, that was pretty nice for him. Blogs and newspapers alike landed on an adorable nickname for the little guy, Carrie Rat Shaw. But what is a group of rats called? [Rachel]: A A nest [Rachel]: B A scurry [Rachel]: C A mischief Or D… Vinny Mickey Mouse Clubhouse [Rachel]: And what are you guys thinking? A, B, C, or D. May mouse? Mm mm Tiffini, why’d you choose your answer? I just think it sounds nasty. [Rachel]: Sounds nasty. [Tiffini]: Yeah. Which is why you went with A Mischief C: a mischief [Jordan]: Ooh. [Rachel]: Oh, Gina. I feel like rats scurry. So I went with B. Went with B. That makes a lot of sense. Well, the correct answer for our final question is. C: a mischief. Tiffini, you’ve won the points and Tiffini, You’ve won the game. That’s eight points to Tiffini. Three points to Gina. Congratulations. You’ve just won a paid day off for V. [Rachel]: Is V here? Where’s she at? Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, thank you. But also, thank you. [V]: I got my day off. Unfortunately, Gina, that does mean that you lost, but you had a valiant effort. You really got it on the board. There have been some, Chase friends that have done lesser than you, you know, and you really held it down for ’em. Now Chase, I’ll invite you to come back in the room. Oh, you’re back. But still stay over there ’cause we need the energy. Correct. But thank you so much for coming on the show today, [Rachel]: Gina, we loved having you [Gina]: Thank you. Thank you. Alright. All right, now this is D’ception. Welcome to D’ception, Tiffini Now I meant to ask you. What is your Dream Day off? Dream Day off like has to be Disneyland. Disneyland. Running around Disney, doing all the good stuff. [Rachel]: Oh my God. What do you guys like to do at Disneyland? Eat. Eat. Food. That’s the only reason why I go there. Oh my God, that’s so fun. I haven’t gone to Disneyland since I was a kid. You should come with us. You should. What? Ah, okay. So they have to win. Oh. Well actually, I don’t know if y’all know this, but nobody has lost. This round in the history of D’s Nuts. Oh wow. [Rachel]: Nobody’s lost [V]: The pressure’s on [Rachel]: The pressure is on and so maybe we were thinking we made it a little too easy. So actually starting right here, right now, we’re switching things up a bit. Oh man. Yeah. Why couldn’t you wait till we were gone? and you’re actually going to be identifying the true fact. Okay, so it’s three lies. And a truth. So you’re looking for the one truth out of the four, there’s three lies. One truth. Okay, here we go. A Chance the Rapper’s 2013 Song Cocoa Butter Kisses contains a lyric referencing Papa John’s. B. The president of Iceland once said he would like to legally ban pineapple on Pizzas, but later retracted the statement saying he went too far. C Chuck E. Cheese was originally supposed to be named. Hyena Pizza and D In the original script, the movie American Pie was set in Chicago and the infamous pie was a deep dish pizza. And you’re free to discuss with the panel and also with your friend to kind of figure it out. Nobody knows the correct answer. Ah I think it’s B. Yeah. B? [Jordan]: I think it’s B. I feel like and don’t choose this ’cause if I’m wrong and you guys lose. I’ll quit my job. So I feel like I remember this happening. [Jordan]: Maybe. [Josh]: Same. Why would you, why would you ban pineapple? No, but a lot of people don’t like [V]: pineapple on pizza. [Vinny]: Europeans Hate it. [V]: And they hate it. Iceland’s not technically Europe, [Vinny]: but they still hate it [V]: Jordan, if you’re wrong about this, you have to pay for our Disney day. [Jordan]: No, no, no. And it’s not gonna be like that, unfortunately. [Jordan]: So that’s why I’m telling you, if everyone thinks I’m wrong, don’t go with it. B was my answer too. I remember something like that happening. Low key. I do. [Josh]: I didn’t think it was Iceland. Devil’s advocate. I can imagine chance saying Papa John’s like in his little voice. Sure, sure. You know, it kind of rolls off the tongue because he has a little voice. [Vinny]: Yeah. Papa John’s like you can imagine it. [V]: Oh wow. [Tiffini]: Yeah [Josh]: That’s right Are you guys related? You sound the same [Rachel]: Can you do it again? Papa Johns Kind of just like [Vinny]: how Chance does it [V]: Cocoa Butter Kisses. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just if we have some more context about the scene from D. Yeah. And why Jason Bakes did decide to make love to the Pie. He was asking his friend what it feels like to, let’s say, digitally penetrate. A woman and he says it’s like sticking your fingers in warm apple pie. Oh, and so, so if we can imagine a script where he said, it’s like sticking your fingers in Chicago. Deep dish. That’s just to give additional context, sorry for using the grossest term in the world. [Jordan]: I also think [V]: valid point though, [Jordan]: I think biologically that doesn’t make sense ’cause apple pie, right? Like inside warm, soft, whatever, deep dish undercook. Undercooked. Chunks of sausage. Yeah. Yeah. [V]: It’s too thick. [Jordan]: Gooey cheese. [Josh]: The sausage is [Jordan]: slices of pepperoni. [V]: It’s not the same [V]: It’s not the same as a woman [Vinny]: And the sause is on top of the cheese. Yeah. So it’s not even like inviting. No, no. These are all valid points. Yeah. Now what I’ll say about C, I mean, we say hyena pizza, why would you want pizza from a hyena? But Chuck E. Cheese is a rat. So I know the E stands for entertainment. Yes, it does. Charles Entertainment Cheese. What if it was High E. Nah. Hy-E-Na Hy-E Pizza Hy-E-Na Pizza Her name is. Hi Ina. Hi Ina. She’s a model. She’s a model. She’s extremely attractive. Yeah. You thought the hyena was a boy, didn’t you? I did. Wow. Bias everywhere. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. Well, are we gonna decide? Time to decide. [Tiffini]: Yeah. [Tiffini]: I think we’ll go with B [Josh]: I think it’s B. [Vinny]: I think it’s probably B We made a choice to go with B. [Rachel]: You’re going with B? Yes. Okay. You feel strong? Yes, I do. [Rachel]: Do you feel confident? Yes. Well, the correct answer, the truth. Was B. Yeah We did it that hurt my hip. You’ve won again. Yes I was so nervous. Oh, Jordan. Jordan doesn’t have to buy my tickets now. [Jordan]: I love you. It’s going on the company card, honey. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. [Rachel]: Dial up, Rhett and Link They’re gonna pay it up, baby. All right. Well, thank you so much to our beautiful contestants. Give it up, our panelists, and for everyone joining at home, we’ll see you next Saturday for another Good Mythical Weekend. Goodbye. Watch a new episode of Wonderhole tomorrow at 2:00 PM Eastern 11:00 AM Pacific on the Rhett and Link YouTube channel, or stream it early and ad-free exclusively on the Mythical Society. I volunteer. Brilliant To chew this cookie up and then spit half of it into your mouth as your best friend. I love what you just said, it really solves the problem. That we’re trying to solve here. Right. But I’d hate for you to go through all that chewing, you know? Okay. I still have my wisdom teeth. 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