Good Mythical Weekend! Have you ever wished that white elephant had higher stakes? Well, baby, you’re in the right spot! because this is Bite Elephant! Chomp, chomp. Okay, crew, we’re about to play a version of white elephant with a Mythical twist. Each of your gifts holds a particular food. Now, four of these foods are tasty, but one is filled with something real nasty. And right now, you all know the truth about the gifts that you are currently holding slash the gifts that you brought, wink, wink. Now, you’re gonna place your gifts on the table in front of you. And there’s a bowl with some numbers in it, some pieces of paper with numbers. You’re each gonna take a number out of that bowl. Please do not look scared. You currently look very frightened. Totally, yeah! I can only do one thing at a time! I can only not look scared. Or carry a bowl over there. I can’t do both. Can I say, can I say something about the seating arrangement? Please. It seems like Rachel and I are married, and we’re telling our kids we’re getting a divorce. Okay. Okay, take a look at the numbers that you have. And whoever has number one, go ahead and pick a gift. Okay. What is that?! Yeah. Uh. There’s a lot of Andrew fans in the house today. Uh, go ahead and choose a gift. It sounds like one, but. Okay. Can we call them the Standrews? That’s true. I, I’m gonna go with. I’m gonna go with Emily’s. It’s right next to me, and it seems awesome. I dont know just brainstorming. Okay, so, uh, take a look at what you have. It’s like wonton kind of thing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah! Yeeah. But those could be filled with diarrhea. It could be! Yeaah. Yeaah. I don’t know! Okay, number two, you can either take a… new gift or you can steal Andrew’s gift. And just to note, each gift can only be stolen once during somebody’s turn. Well, I can’t take that one because Okay. that was mine and you stole it. No, I think it’s a new turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could. You could. You could. I could? The urge to steal. I think I’m going… to steal Rachel’s. Well, it’s not stealing if it’s on the table. But you can take the one that Rachel brought. You can take mine. What do I call it? You, you can be choose it. Chosing. Ear, earning. You just Earning. You just chose it. I’m choosing it. Okaay. Good choosing, Emily. Yeeah. Thank you… Okay. That’s a big old burrito! Something makes me feel like this is the one. Because it’s so big they could fit It is big. so much bad… diarrhea in there. That’s diarrhea for sure. Right. Can we go back to Leonard’s burrito voice? Yeaah. That’s a big old burrito! I love this character, by the way. Can we get T-shirts of this guy? Burrito guy! You just sounds like the Kool-Aid Man. Yeah, yeah, he likes burritos, too. Yeah. Okay, it is my turn. I’m number three. Great. Number three. Well, let’s just open up the playing field. Why, why the hell not? Let, let me just. Let me just do. Let me just be a little kooky. Be a little kooky. Yeah. I’m, I’m gonna steal it. Okay. Give it to me! Thank you. So that’s stealing? That’s stealing. So you guys. That’s theft. Everyone’s nodding like I’m an idiot. Okay, I… No, it’s me. It’s. Well, no, you gotta pick. Yeah. Uh. I’ll go with Leonard’s. Looks like an empanada. Empanada! Wow. I know my things. That could be a scary-panada. Okay. I… also do not trust this burrito. Uh, I’m getting bad vibes from it. Give me that empanadaa!! That’s crazy. You’d love to steal from me. Okay. My, gimme that empanada character will not catch on. Let the burrito guy. Let the burrito guy do his thing. Okay, I’ll go with, uh, Jordan’s. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Egg roll. Mine’s the only one with dipping sauce. Just saying. Just saying. Suspicious sauce. Well. It smells good. All right, it’s my turn. And there’s a present left on the table, but burrito! Gotta. Gotta take that burrito! Oh, yeah! Okay, I’m concerned looking at the burrito now! All right, this might have been a bad decision. Let’s see. Uh.. Rachel, I’m gonna take those back. What? Yes. Okay. All right. No. No worries. Um… All right. I have a chill attitude towards. Noo. No, it’s fine, it’s fine. It’s fine. Um. We’re just eating stuff on YouTube. No big deal. Yeaaah. I don’t know why, everyone’s, everyone’s scared of the burrito. I’m scared of the empanada. That seems like there’s something afoot in there. Um… And I’m gonna go with this one. This was Andrew? Yeah and if, No big deal. you said something about the sauce earlier, your mind is about to be blown. It’s the second one with sauce. A sauce! Saucy. All right. Okay. So now that everybody has a gift, Andrew, you’re number one, right? So you have a final chance to swap with somebody, if you’d like, and start a little swap. Yes. I’m gonna swap with this one. What the. Sauce. What the hell? I’m more interested in this one. That’s crazy! That’s crazy. You’re so quick to take it. Sorry. I’m sorry. Yes, what I want. I got a good feeling about those. I want to swap with that. God dang it! Give me… Let me see it. All right. All right. Yeah, there it is. I… want the burrito. What does the burrito got? Who am I?!! I don’t know. Oh, it’s me? Yeah. I’m a stick with these. Okay. Good man. Everybody has their final — bite. Oh, we’re gonna single. Um, we’re gonna go one by one. ‘Cause like I said, one of these is nasty. So we’re gonna start from Leonard, and we’re gonna go down. So Leonard, go ahead and. It’s a fun coincidence because one of these is nice. And — take a bite. Right. One of these is nasty as well. Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty. Okay, um. It’s Ms. Jackson. Regular old, good old. Wooow. What is this? Egg roll. Egg roll. It’s a, it’s a baby burrito. It’s a little burrito, yes. Oh, it’s. It’s purple in there!!! Yeah. Yeah, it’s purple. Yeah, I’m concerned about the purple. Oh, no. Good! That’s good? What’s the purple? What’s the purple? Could be cabbage. Is it just to throw us off? Is it cabbage? Yeees, cabbage. Okay. Is it supposed to be good? It’s good. It’s good. It is good. You’re okay. Okay. Normal. Daaaang. Yeah. Okay. Odds aren’t looking good for us. This is why our marriage failed! It’s looking pretty damn waiting for us. I’m starting to think this wasn’t the way to go. Okay, uh huh. Oh, no. Well, I’m looking forward to delicious empanada. Somebody give her a bucket!!! What do you think it is? I don’t know what’s happening! They look juicy. Oh, no! It’s got a flavor! Okay, go ahead! Okay, my turn. We’re good. No. What is it? Is this ash? Are this… someone’s ashes?! Your mouth is black! Your mouth is black! It is black. You said one! What is that? Okay, Rachel, Rachel, you’re totally fine. You just. You, you fell victim to the idea that yours might be bad. Yours is totally fine. What? A charcoal. What are you saying that is totally fine? Jordan, yours. Yours is edible. It is not ash. But it is a lot of used coffee grounds. You didn’t eat it, Stevie! Ooh… my… Nooo. God. Noooo! Jordan is about to be jacked!!! I know. It’s. It’s gross and it’s gonna make me jittery! Why are you still chewing? So bad. Okay, I was so positive that hers was the bad one. I just took a big old, not careful bite. That’s right, Jordan. Ooh, boy. This is very bad. Well, oh, I, also have been corrected that, Rachel, yours did have vegan cream cheese in it so maybe that’s was what we had. That’s what’s happening in there! Like, don’t gaslight me, Stevie. I’m gonna go over there and feed you one of these… and you’re gonna have a similar reaction. Vegan cheese is a spectrum, okay? Well, you liked the first round so much that we decided to make two of the foods nasty this time. You know, just like so it’s twice as fun. Okay. Um, your faces aren’t giving what I… was hoping. Is to processing the… “You liked the first round.” We did? Um. Okay, so put your… gifts on the table. No, I am last. And then, choose your numbers from the bowl. Are you guys getting back together? Or? Are you still separating? Separating. Okay. Okay. You tried opening the marriage? I hear that works everytime. That works 100% of the time. That works. Yeah. I know we’re gonna do this again, but with car keys. We’re all gonna put car keys. And your not our kids in this scenario. but you can have my apartment key. I don’t have car keys! Okay, I’m gonna shut up and see if you guys can repeat what we did the first round. But I’ll talk if you need my help. Okay. I’m number one. Okay. Someone’s just excited for number one. Okay. Okay, um… Let’s see. What am I gonna do? I’m gonna take Jordan’s cause there’s no way they’re gonna give you a nasty one this round. That, that’s good logic. Here you are. Okay. Thank you. Let’s see. So it is… Whoaaaaa. A suspicious donut. Okay, well, I’m… second. So I think I’ll… go for Leonard’s. Okay, let’s see what’s in there. What did I bring? Deceptive little chocolates. Okay. All right and now it’s my turn and I’m gonna go with the little top hat situation over here. Emily. We Capri Sun in it, baby. Already pouched! Already pierced. That’s what you want. Yeah. That’s safe. That’s how they tell ’em in the story. That’s how I get it. Yeah, that’s how you know it’s safe. I got this guy, I got this down at the corner store he got these Capri Suns, man. He got his own little recipe. Yeah. Yeah. Leonard, you did so good in your soccer game so you can have that and some orange slices. Okay, um, I want those chocolates. What? Yeah, I’d like those chocolates, please. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. All right. I… think I’ll take my gift. Okay. Okay. Huuuuuuh. A little turnover. Is it, oh, a turnover. Turnover. Yeaaaah. That is the biggest turnover I’ve ever seen. So big. I was about to make a football joke, but I don’t think that’s… You are formal! I don’t think this is the place! This might be a huge mistake. I’m so curious about that Capri Sun. And I need something to wash down the charcoal briquette I just ate. So… Okay. Sun it up! Sun. All done. All right, well, no, I guess I got it. I guess I can’t take it back. It’s been pre-stabbed. And, um, let me see that turnover looks kind of good. Okay. You know, I’m a, I’m a see what’s under here. I’m going to see what is under heeeeere. Oh, Pop-Tart. Yeeah! You don’t like Pop-Tarts?! Nah, I’m Team Toaster Strudel. Which means I’m about to take that turnover. You can’t do that. Oh, I can’t take it? You just out here making up rules. You just doing stuff on your. That’s not how that works. Oh, I’ll just I’ll just take that. I’ll have a camera. Noo. Oh, you know, I’m gonna DoorDash Wingstop. Yeaaah, it’s not possible. I’m gonna DoorDash Wingstop is that an option? That’s safe. Right. That’s safe. Yeah. What the hell? But, Emily, you can do whatever you want now. Oh, it’s my turn? Your turn. I think it’s your turn to go first and swap. If you want. Yeah. If you want to. I’m gonna stay here. Okay. Everybody has their food then. Oh, no. Oh, no? No. Okay. Okay. Let’s go ahead and start from… Leonard again! Oh, me. Okay. Why is it. Is there anything in it? Do you know how to eat a Pop-Tart? It. It’s been a long time. It’s the same concept as the toaster. I don’t know. I’m… I’m just getting flashbacks of being, like, late to school or something. Um. Cautious bite. It’s a regular Pop-Tart, which means it’s bad. That’s going to be the most controversial thing in the comments. Leonard slagging off Pop-Tarts. Leonard doesn’t like Pop-Tarts? What the hell?! Okay. I’m not even Catholic. Oh. Wow. Normal. Yet again not looking good for us. Since there’s two of the odds on. One of y’all are brewed. Oh, yeah. So it looks like there’s glue leaking out of one of these, but that could. Hopefully, hopefully that’s not. But that’s looking pretty gluey. Yeah? Glue?! Maybe. You’re gonna have to eat it. It’s a little gluey. All right, we’ll find out. If it is glue it might be edible or something. It ain’t glue. Oh, nooo! What is it? It’s normal? Okay. God, I wish Andrew, just take glue! Delicious even. You like it? Yeah, it’s good. Ooh, take a bigger bite. Did you take the one that has the glue coming out of it? What is? And take that bite? This is. Really? This is I don’t like. Whoa! It’s not glue! Oh, no, it’s. Glue. Yeah, why, why? Is it bad? Just take another bite. Take another bite. I took three bites! So this taste, this tastes like a normal chocolate truffle to you? Why is that, that thing? Yeah. Is it bad? I taste it. You don’t have to be scared of it. You’re not It’s a little sour. Is it really bad? It’s just vinegar, powder and goo. It’s just vinegar on the inside. I like it. It’s. Oh, I’ll say this. I like sour stuff, it’s kind of sour. It’s pretty good! Yeah. I defy you guys to try it it’s pretty good! Now you have a science fair volcano in your stomach. I’m into it. Yeah. God, I’m curious. I’m so curious. It’s good! It does not taste bad at all. It’s all matter is that whoever created the recipe for Woodson, you can sell that thing. It’s just like a little sour! You eat the whole thing? Andrew, this is terrible! This is awful! You eat the whole thng! I shouldn’t have! That was a mistake! That’s crazy! It just so baad! Just pop the whole thing in your mouth! Yes! Did you eat it all? Oh, my God. No, I’ll finish. All right. No! What’s, what’s wrong with Andrew? No, it’s good! Can I get the recipe? I’m shuddering. Wow. Now I can smell it! It’s like vinegar! It’s like kombucha chocolate. It’s great. Bucha chocolate. Oh, my God. It’s gonna do wonders for my gut health. Okay. One of you, one of you has something bad over there. Damn. Yeah. Get to that filling. Wow. Oh, no. That’s so nice. You’re gonna. You’re gonna have consume that thing. We’re not volunter. You have only had bad things. I’m gonna DoorDash Wingstop so hard after this! Oh, boy. Okay. Let me. I’m gonna try and guess. Lighter fluid?! Lighter fluid. Oh, my God. Is it gonna be Everclear? Yeah. At least that I’d be getting a little bit buzzed. It’s, it’s liquid smoke. Liquid smoke. It’s really gross. So you’re close. Close! I was close. But, Jordan, also, you chose to eat both of the nasty foods, essentially. Yeah. Okay. Listen, I’m dumb, okay? Right. Let’s all. I’m a dumb guy. Okay, for this round, there are three nasty foods. And also, y’all didn’t bring, wink, wink, any of these gifts this time. You have no idea what’s in what. Uh, so go ahead and draw… your numbers out of the bowl. Interestingly. Well, I’m I’m number one. That’s the least entertaining this thing has been. Who’s doing the Cheerios? I want to have a conversation. It’s not a fan of mine. Okaay, well, here we go. Here we go. I’m gonna pick the stripes. Okay. Okay! Okay. Stripe it up. Stripes. Let’s see. What? Okay. Jalapeno Poppers. But they are wet! I ain’t never seen a jalapeno popper glistening. Yeah, it’s hot. It’s hot. It’s hot? Okay. I am next. I’m gonna go with all… I’m gonna go with this pink. Pink situation here. And this is a warm plate. And then we gonna open that bad boy up and okaay. Little hush puppy situation. Okay. I’m not allowed to smell. Yeah, it does, it does smell good. But that could be deceiving. Smells pretty good, actually. Okay. I’m number three. I’m interested in those jalapenos, but. You are? Yeeah. I mean, who knows what you’re interested in this point? It’s true. Right. Well, yeah, I do like bad stuff. Not as much as Jordan. I’ll go with the one in front of me. I’ll go with this one. Okay. Tots? A tot of some kind. Okay. Tater perhaps? They’re mozzarela bites. I’m gonna. Okay. Mozzarella bites. Mozzarella steak. Okay. All right. Everything that they pulled from over there looks pretty good. That is wild looking. I’m gonna go with this one. Because it’s like they couldn’t put it all on one side, right? She’s seeing something. Okay. Onion ring. Onion rings. Kind of an appetizer-themed round. That’s fun. Yeaah! Yeaah Bad for people who don’t like onions. But I don’t like raw onions. Okay. They smell good. They do smell good. Oh! It’s my turn. Uuh, Can I get a woo for five? Yes. That was fun. Also tepid. Right. Okay. The jalapenos. Do look gross. They look gross. I got a whiff. And I liked the whiff. I. The whiff was nice. So I think I’m gonna steal them chilis. You’re wild. You’re wild for that one. Well, let’s just get it all out on the board. All right. Let’s get it all out on the board. Oh, no. What the hell?!!!! There’s no way. There’s no way. Burrito guy disapproves! I don’t know if the camera can catch this, but they’re slowly pulsating. You knoow. Yeah. There’s a little guy in here. Yeah, there’s a little, there’s a little guy. Okay. The good news is… you’re number one. I can, I can, I can… Right. switch things up. Would it be crazy if I took these? They are leaking. Yeah. But I love jalapenos so much that I’m like, I want it! But, like, that’s not the right logic I should be moving with. But it’s the logic I’m gonna choose today. You guys are wild! I’m not thinking right. Three of these are bad? Well, you didn’t have to. Oh, yeah, did you have to take that? Now, what do you want? Emily, give me them rings. Wow. Dang it. Okay. Sorry. There’s no broken glass here. We may proceed. Emily, would you like to swap? I would. Andrew, I would like to swap with you. I would not like to. So we’re good. That’s… I think. We could have said no this whole time? Gotta do iiit. Oh, okay. I’ll. I mean, yeah, I’ll stick with this one that looks bad. Sure. Okay. We’re gonna start again with Leonard! Okay. All right. Three of these things are bad and I’m gonna. What is it? A hush puppy. You want one? No. Not you. Maybe after. Have a beautiful feel this whole, this whole video. This feels like Deer Hunter. Yes. I know. I’m, like, waiting for it to maybe get bad. All right, I’m gonna do a whole one in my mouth. Oh, Jordan style. Yeah, they do call that Jordan style. Yes. They call it Jordan style. Wow. Oh, my God! Emily, when you took that bite, you looked like Popeye. My God!!! Wow. What is it? We gotta know. What was happening? It’s so sour! Yeah, those were super sour mozzarella bites. My mouth is so wet. Oh, my God!! And there’s a weird, funky flavor to it. Emily, that you taking that bite is gonna be the craziest pause face of all time. No one make that into a meme, okay? Oh, I don’t. I need to. I need something else in my mouth. Cause I’m getting a little nauseous. Yeah, you want a hush puppy? They don’t, I mean. Yeah, just have hush. That’s a good point, yeah. Okay. You wanna see what your fate could have been? Okay. Oh, that’s good. No, that’s bad. And it’s just Nutella. I would say it’s filled with leaves. What? Is it leaves in here? Close. It’s flowers. Oh, it pretty close, actually! Pretty close. But it honestly doesn’t taste terrible. Sorry. Andrew. We can’t trust you. Not bad. That would be funny if he took a bite and one bee flew out. This is… wet as hell. Ummmmm… It’s so wet. But… here we go. It’s kind of okay. It’s a little, like, sweet. What’s happening? What. Is it mint? Yeah. Bucket! Bucket! What happened?! It’s mint. It’s mint. It’s, it’s safe to eat. But it is mint, which doesn’t pair well with that. I will say it just kind of was, like, sweet and a little spicy and I was like, okay, hit me harder. Is that a. What was that song was like. You sounded like Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor. Well, I mean, I think I can just eat these onion rings and have a good time. Yeeah. They’re still bad. Do you want to try this so that you’ve tried all of them? No. Good? I don’t wanna. Just going to enjoy my delicious appetizer. Less. And I think I’ve eaten enough gross stuff on this episode. Wow. Well, what a beautiful time we all had hanging out here today. Yeeah, alright!! Thank you to everyone who watched, and we’ll see you next weekend!! Goodbyeeeeeee!!!! Byeeeeee!!! 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