Good Mythical Weekend! Can we sniff out who has the nasty lunchbox? This is “Swap in the Name of Lunch.” Welcome to this very crafty cafeteria. In front of all of us is a lunchbox. I carefully picked every lunchbox for each of you because one of these lunchbox contains an item that is secretly nasty, and only I know which one. Is it actually nasty? From what I’ve read, it seems nasty. It seems gross. Okay. Good. The episode hinges on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think they’re gonna get us. So your job is to trade lunches in the hopes of avoiding the nasty lunchbox, but you aren’t allowed to touch, taste, or smell anything. So we can only use our eyes. We’re gonna take a little peek in here. We’re gonna open ’em one by one. Okay. Go around the table and each of us will choose whether or not we’d like to swap with someone else or stick with what you have. So I will go first. I’m gonna pop mine open. Lily looks excited and nervous back there, like I am this round. We’re starting with a banger. I know it. As you can see here, I have an Italian sub. It looks so good. I know. It’s fine. As soon as I saw it, I knew it’s an Italian sub number 13 from Jersey Mike’s. I love Jersey Mike’s. It could be a human turd in there. That could be a human turn in there. Any other turd, I’d be okay with? Yeah. Over the line. Well, that’s my fear. I’m like, does that have like wasabi in it or is it like, period blood? Like what’s inside this? Oh my god. Hey, I for one would be honored, okay, to take part. An ally. A true ally. Chase, would you like to reveal what I gave you? Yeah sure, let’s see what you gave me, Trevor. What did I give you? I don’t even remember, honestly. This is that tupperware of spaghetti. Ah, yes. Old spaghetti. Old spaghetti. This is my cheat sheet. Sorry. Leftover spaghetti. Okay. Not freshly made. Now is this mom’s spaghetti or? It doesn’t look like it. I mean, Lily, are you a, no, not mom’s spaghetti. I feel like it would be easy to hide some like hot stuff. I do too, yeah. You could coat it in something, which is a bummer because I love this. Some meatballs could be human turds. Leftover spaghetti right outta the fridge, I’d eat that cold. Jordan, it’s almost starting to sound like you hope there’s a human turd. You got me! Manifesting something. Guess who the nasty one is. All right. Oh, okay. Sandwich. I think this is a tuna salad sandwich. That is a tuna salad sandwich. I would not like to eat a regular tuna salad. I don’t either. I have specifically told you guys I won’t eat it. Honestly, that one’s gross. And I get it. It’s like, it was gonna be gross anyway, so. Wow. Okay. I guess that’s kind of what I’m banking on. I think maybe, you really can’t see much of it. But I am hoping that since tuna salad is already controversial, maybe it won’t also be gross. Right, ’cause I mean, what we’re looking for here is gross out faces. You can get two gross out faces in one round, just with a regular ass tuna salad sandwich. Yeah. Jordan. My turn? Okay. What do we got? What are we looking at here? Oof. Oh god. I don’t like the look of these. Chicken nuggets. Sorry, what? That’s a meatball, right? I thought meatballs, yeah. Beefy nuggets. Chicken nuggets. Beefy nugs. Okay, this is suspect. Show me the bottom. Show me the bottom of it. Chicken nuggets from hell! From where? See, here’s the thing is, how many mind games is Lily playing? Yeah. Because Lily’s very capable of making perfectly good chicken nuggets that looks weird. You pass Lily in the hallway and she is playing mind games. She’s always saying weird things I don’t understand. If you play DnD with her, you’ll know. She is diabolical. Lily’s been leaving cryptic Bible verses on my mirror all the time. It’s really weird. Yeah, that feels too obvious. Okay. All right. I’m getting very nervous. It’s a slice of pizza, but I will say it looks like there’s sausage on it, but it looks sharp. You think there’s glass in this food. Glass. Yeah. It’s nasty. There’s glass in it. Surprise! Part of it looks like a bug. Right. Honest, and I’d rather eat a bug than that sandwich. Wow. That looks like a mushroom. That’s like a supreme, yeah. Yeah. Tuna salad’s very normal. I hate it. Okay, so now starting with me, we’re gonna go around and trade. The thing is I know what’s gross here and I know what’s good. How can you participate? Well, so that’s the mind game. It’s more mind games from Trevor. It’s like, am I gonna switch to something bad? It’s a “Princess Bride” of who has the poison. You could keep it in front of yourself. Now that you have a reference to my favorite movie, I’m in to this game. Okay. Anybody want a peanut? With all of that knowledge, I’m going to keep my Italian sub. I feel like this could easily be okay, even though they can hide some stuff in it. But seeing what everyone else has, I think I’m gonna go with Emily’s Pizza. Let’s pizza swap. Okay. That sharp ass pizza. Yeah, I’m gonna cut my teeth on this. Okay. Up close, I think I might have made a mistake. We’ll see, we’ll see. I’m gonna keep my tuna salad sandwich. Wow. Wait, why’d you say wow like that? No, it’s just the choice to keep the tuna. Well, I’m banking on it already being a thing that people don’t want to eat. It feels like putting something nasty in tunas, that feels like a hat on a hat, which is not good comedy. And I think Lily’s funny, so I think she would know better. But also, David produced this. No! No! Okay, I’m gonna keep it. I’m gonna keep it. I’m gonna keep it. Although hat on a hat would be a fun video. We all just put on a bunch of hats. Yeah. Yeah. Write it down! Guys, we’ve done that episode. It didn’t do very well. I’ll eat a hat. Yeah. Okay, my turn to swap? Yeah. I am gonna take Chase’s spaghetti. I’m gonna swap my potentially weird nuggets for Chase’s spaghetti. All right. The final swap. I think I’m gonna keep the nuggets. Keeping the nugs. Wow. Keeping them nugs. Okay. Keeping them nugs. My heart is racing. Starting with me. This would be funnier if we were wearing hats. We’re going around. We’re going one at a time, so. I like, did not at all realize, this is what this was gonna be. Hey everyone. Oh my God. That’s such a big bite. Horribly big bite. Mm. So good. Is it? Go ahead. Okay. Wait, so it’s not weird. Why are you acting so weird? I haven’t had lunch today. It’s my favorite sandwich. It’s like a person that’s never eaten before. Guys, I have the Jersey Mike’s app on my phone. You gotta get your shore points. Thank you. All right, Chase. Okay. Just seems like a regular pizza. There is a jagged thing coming off the top. I told you. I hope it’s him so the rest of us can relax. Yeah. This is pizza. Seems normal. Okay. Smells like tuna. Why? You guys can’t let him know. He’s the most mischievous. Feels like normal. Normal. Normal. Oh man. Just staring at Lily. Normal? Normal? I was hoping she’d gimme some kind of indicator. So it’s one of us. It’s one of us. All right. It’s definitely Jordan. It might be, it might be. Wanted to saddle me with the bat. The Parmesan is anthrax. Ah, well. We’re all gonna die. Okay. Imagine the clicks. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, if I died on camera. You gotta get the other side. There’s three more sides. There you go. Mom, can you help me open my lunch? The other sides. Come on. What’s going on? Okay. Smells a little old, but normal. Okay. But we’ll see. I didn’t think you were gonna go spoon only for this. I think I’m forking it. I’m gonna get a big old swirl because I am a good team player. Okay. Sorry Emily. Oh man. Just like mom used to make. That’s a bummer. You know it before you even bite. Oh man. All right, well. Now the question is, how gross can it be? Everybody just keep your eyes peeled for this moment. Okay. I’ve never seen a chicken nugget that shape before. Yeah, you shouldn’t have called them chicken nuggets. They’re clearly not. It is a hat on a hat. Oh, it’s squishy. And it smells like dog. Is it a testicle? Yeah. Oh my god, you’re tearing it! There’s tendons! It is a testicle, right? It’s a testicle? Testicle? Yeah, so Emily, you got the nasty chicken nuggets and that is made from a mix of ground tripe and liver. Okay. So it was an organ meat. It was organs. Organs. Organs. How is it crunchy and chewy? That’s something we’re gonna have to ask Lily, but better luck next round. Now it’s my turn to be the lunch lady. I have given all of you lunchboxes. One contains something secretly nasty and only I know which one. Let’s open up our lunchboxes and start trading. I’m much more scared now. Yeah, let’s see what you have first. Okay. Hummus and veggies. Two options for what could be gross. The hummus is kind of weird in the cup. The hummus does look weird. Why does the hummus look kind of weird, like in two parts? Two parts. Look at it on the side. Who’s to say? Oh. There’s a hummus crevice. Absolutely. Hummus crevice, yeah. I think that might be human poop. Hummus crevice is my burlesque name. Jesus Christ. Jordan! Okay. Ooh! Little chips and guac for Trevor. Two things with dip. Yeah. Two dippers. Trevor’s talking about himself in the third person now too. It’s a nice development for you. Oh, one thing. Takis. What could Lily have done? They’re already hot. They’re just normal Takis, but they’ve all been in a butt. Oh, you can put those in a butt. Listen, all Takis eventually end up, You know what, In a butt. That’s a wonderful, wonderful point. Put in the butt early. Granola yogurt fruit parfait. Wow. It looks normal, unless the yogurt is discharge. It might be discharge. The worst. Oh no. Okay. I guess it’s my turn. Yeah. Ooh. A single egg. Bird, I believe. A single egg, confirmed to have salmonella. Yeah. Now, and I’m outing myself here as a very picky eater. I wouldn’t want to just eat a hard boiled egg. That’s pretty gross to me too. Have you tried it without the shell? You know, I haven’t. I’m always eaten this thing shell first. Raw shell first. Yeah. Okay, maybe I haven’t. The amount of eggs you’ve eaten on this show is insane. Yeah, you know? I love my fans. And I’m doing it to the wrong camera. I love my fans. I love my fans. Hello everyone. I love you. Jordan went crazy. Okay, I’m gonna trade with Jordan Myrick. I’m gonna trade with Chase. I’m gonna take the Takis. I don’t know what could have been done to these, but I’m hoping that whatever was done to these that maybe the spice will kinda level it out. Be a distraction. Who knows? I don’t like the idea of what could be in this guac. And I also don’t like the idea of Jordan eating an egg, ’cause you don’t like it. That’s nice, Chase. So I’m gonna take the egg. That’s nice. Thank you, I appreciate it. A true friend. I’m gonna stick with mine. It worked for me last round. Something about that guac doesn’t sit right with me. I don’t trust this guac. I know all guac has bits in it. Guac has bits. These have bad bits. These bits are bad. Mark my words. These bits are bad. All right. Now, I do wanna try the parfait. I don’t want Emily to have to eat two grosses in a row. I think I’m gonna switch the hummus. Sorry, Jordan. You don’t want Takis? It’s definitely this guac, right? Yeah. Sorry. The chips might even be bad. It might be those little roundy chips. How are those? All right, okay, let’s do the show. All right. Let’s do the show. All right, I’ll go first. Takes a big drag off a cigarette. Yeah. Let’s do the show. Come on, lemme smoke. We’re all secretly the baby from “Roger Rabbit” when things are not rolling. It’s true. All right. Just looks like a nice healthy breakfast. Thick. Oh, buddy. Yeah. It looks like there’s a little honey drizzle on that too. Can we confirm a honey drizzle? Some pumpkin seeds in there, I think. Lovely. Really well done parfait. I’ll cleanse my palate with that. Okay. It’s very good. Oh no. Tastes like a Taki. Okay. I thought I saw one that was discolored, but that just might be a discolored Taki. Good for you. Tastes like a Taki. Tastes like a Taki. I don’t know if I call anything Taki related, a good color. Sure. No, no. That it is not a color food should be. All right. That’s warmer than I wanted it to be. None of this stuff, you want to be warm. Warm equals bad. Warm equals bad. Okay. Oh no. Damn. I can smell that over here. It’s just an egg, I think. All right. I knew that. Sorry about that. It’s one of y’all too, for sure. No, it’s me. Of course. Oh no. Of course it’s me. Get a real dip in there. Oof. I guess. Just straight up wasabi. Wow. That’s the bits. That’s the bits I was talking about. Doesn’t it clear your sinuses? That’s good. Oh my god. Would you like some egg? Do you want a Taki? Parfait? Drink some hummus? I’m gonna do a little parfait. Yeah. Thank you. Hey, could have been. Could have been. Now, is mine guaranteed good or is this a two bad round? No, we just wanna watch you eat hummus. Oh, okay. Sure. For my fans. Hummus for my fans. Usually I pay for this, Jordan. That’s true. I’m giving it away for free. I thought you all looked thirsty, so I packed us all something to drink. But watch out! Because one of them is nasty and only I know which one. Let’s open up these boxes and start trading. I was thirsty until I saw you do the hummus. So that’s satiated me. Oh, good. Well if anyone else is still thirsty, you can have a drink of your wonderful drink. And I did give everyone the drink that I thought they would most likely just pick on their own. Okay. That’s nice. And I have an apple juice. Wow. Murky. Oh my god, wait. That changes how I feel about it. Murky. All right, Jordan, thank you for knowing me so well. Yeah. It’s a Monster energy. Yes. Energy. Ooh, and it looks like you can get some “Call of Duty” bonus points with that. Oh, thank God. Jordan seems to perceive me as very childish because I received the Capri Sun, Pacific Cooler. Ooh, that’s a good flavor. I don’t know if you picked the flavor, but one of my favorites. I know. You’re kind of a Pacific dude. Yeah, thank you. You’re always hanging out in the Pacific Ocean. I’m always saying that. That’s where I see you most of the time, yeah man. This guy loves the Pacific. Watch out! Hate the Atlantic. No, no, no Atlantic for him. Don’t bring it up. I think I’ve been given very like, Midwest vibes. I’m drinking milk by itself. Just a bottle of milk. Just a bottle of milk. Thanks Jordan. No problem. Yeah. You have such strong bones. That is true. Yeah, very strong bones. That’s what people say. I probably don’t. Get some milk then. Mine is a water bottle. You’re always so hydrated. I do love water. Beautiful skin. Thank you. Lustrous hair. Thank you. It’s a sigh of someone who got the nasty last time. So I go first. I can swap or stay. I will stay. Okay. I’m gonna go with yours, Trevor. That’s okay, yeah. Okay. No, you should. Yeah, how would they put something in there, with a syringe? That’s what I was thinking about the egg last round. Yeah! What do you do to it? There’s a previous video where I think I did drink a nasty Capri Sun. Yes. Mm. Would they do it again? Would they do it again? Emily, I’m swapping right back. Can he do that? That’s in the rules. I can do that. Anything goes in the old Pacific Ocean, right bro? Classic. I think I’m gonna do a Capri Sun swap. Okay, grow up. For some Pacific Cooler. Dude, can someone take the milk? I don’t like milk. Actually, you know what? Don’t worry, bud. Ooh. If this is the gross one. It’s gonna be so embarrassing. You know when you expect to drink water and it’s like something just completely different? Sure. I think this is gonna be gross. It’s rubbing alcohol. Yeah. Is it time? It appears it is. Welp. Guess whose plan backfired? This is awesome! Bottoms up! Jordan murked. Oh no. Oh, no, no, no! Here’s the trash can. Oh no. Jordan. Oh my god. What is it? What is it? Thank you. That was, I believe, super salty chicken broth. Do you want milk? I really don’t want it. Yeah. Monster? I want it all. Gimme, gimme. It’s time for our final round, which is of course, dessert. Only I know which of these lunch boxes contains a secretly nasty dessert. Let’s see what we have and start trading. I’ll go first. Oh. A homemade rice crispy treat. I hope it’s delicious. I would love to eat that if it’s good. But yeah, and again, a lot of places to hide something in that. It’s a slurry based treat. Oh yeah. And you can hide something in the center. You can hide something in the center. I love the instant dishonesty, like you don’t know whether or not it’s good or bad. Like, “Ooh, I hope it’s good.” Honestly, I forgot that I knew. I’ve been so tricked so much during this game that I’m scared. My turn. This is just a bad dessert. A little fruit cup. That’s what I call you. Aw. I didn’t have a nickname. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little fruit cup. I have one cherry in me. Yeah, again, a lot of places to hide foulness and evil in here. Sure. Yeah. A lot of syrup. A lot of syrup. Lot of syrup. All right. A Twinky! You know, cream filling, you could definitely, yeah. Does it seem like it’s been injected at all? Can you look for a hole? It looks pretty standard. Okay. It is a little, It’s wet. It’s wet. Yeah, it could have been dunked in something. Yeah, it could have. Okay. All right. Aw, is this some little muddy buddy? Muddy buddies! Yeah! Puppy chow. Delish. Puppy chow. So pretty. Okay. And last but not least, human turd. Essentially, an oatmeal raisin cookie. One of my favorite cookies. Is that true? Oh yeah. I love an oatmeal raisin cookie. Oh my god. Oatmeal raisin sucks. Yeah. Grow down. That’s old. Okay, I’m going to… I again feel like you don’t know what the bad one is at this point. Right. Duh. Okay, I guess I’ll go with Trevor’s? Okay. Fine. Not like I wanted it anyway. Okay. Sorry, JM. I don’t trust this thing and I want them buddies. JM! Why would you do that to me? A little fruit cup? A whole fruit cup. I do enjoy that. I know. And I knew you would, honey. Sure. It feels like the fruit cup would be the obvious choice, ’cause it’s already kinda the worst. It’s too obvious. Did I mess up? So I’m gonna go with the fruit cup. All right. Wow. Wow. A stunning move. Was actually going to trade my buddies for the Rice Krispy treat. So I’m going to keep the Rice Krispy treat. I think there’s like a hair in this cookie. So even if it’s the good one, I just kind of don’t want that. And it’s been a long time since I’ve had a Twinky. So even though it’s a little wet, I think I’m gonna go with the wet Twinky for that hairy cookie. Hair? Yeah, you can avoid it. I think there’s, yeah, you can see where that is. Oh, it almost looks like a chin hair. You know what I’m talking about? Yes, I do. It’s like very thick and gray. Lily. That was the gross part! Is that it? It smells normal. Ooh, it’s soft. Okay. Oh, dang it. It’s good. Wow. Can I eat the hair? Yeah, you can! I’m weird. Okay. Buddy time. I’m just gonna throw in a handful and we’ll see what happens. Oh my god. That’s a big handful, Jordan. That’s too much even if it’s good! No, that’s how I’d eat it if it was good. I respect that. Judge the reactions in the room, if what I’m about to do is a giant mistake, or will it be good? Oh god. Wow. Happy for you guys. I’m getting more and more nervous. I know! I’m very nervous now ’cause I’m looking at this and it looks a little brown. And the chunks are just fat. Oh my god. Just like pork fat syrup? Yeah. Uncooked. Jesus. Gelatinous. Okay. It does look like, okay. Well I gotta get a little cherry. You gotta get the cherry, yeah. You gotta get it. It’s the most fun part of any fruit cup. Okay, come on, Fleming. Oh, everyone is giggling. Like . Just be safe. Normal? What a fake out! Dang it, dude. What a genius, not to make that the gross one. I feel so relieved. Dude. Trev-O. I really want a good Rice Krispy treat. It might be. Oh no. I think I smell something. It does smell savory? What is it? I don’t know. Oh no. I don’t know. More bites might help you decide. Yeah. There’s spices in there, but like not spicy spices. It’s like things I put in a sauce. Yeah, you’re right. That’s a Rice Krispy treat with onion and garlic powder. Gross! Chase, enjoy your wet Twinky, bro. Your just normal ass wet Twinky. All right. That’s a Twinky. Yeah. There was a chance they were gonna do doubles. Sneak a bad one in for the last round. Right, that’s what I was thinking. Okay, well phew. We did it. Now we can go to actual lunch. Thank you, everyone, and see you next Saturday for another Good Mythical Weekend. Bye. Bye! 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