Good Mythical Weekend. Can we convince teenagers that millennials are funny? Nice! This is “The Search for a Teenage Funny Bone.” Hello, everyone at home and everyone here in the room. Hi. How we doing? Good, we’re okay? Alright. Okay, well every round, we’re gonna meet a new teenager and compete to make them laugh. Starting first is Kathryn. Hey, Kathryn. Hi. You like comedy? If it’s good. Ooh. Sweet, alright. Well, sorry in advance. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You clearly haven’t seen the show before. Alright, this is our first round, so it’s a freestyle round. Anything goes, you can do jokes, funny noises, choreograph dances, whatever you want. The world is your oyster. And Jordan Morris, you’re up first. Well, as a teen, you probably go to some sort of school, so I think this joke speaks to your lived experience, and I think you’ll find it very funny. She’d said earlier she’s homeschooled just FYI. That’s a kind of school. Okay, okay, okay. I think this is fine, I think this is still gonna track. I’m familiar with the concept of school, so. Damn, she’s being funny already. You’re gonna love this. What did the science book say to the math book? You’ve got problems. You’ve got problems. Okay. That’s the tagline. Oh, oh, okay. Do you want, I can give you some options. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got problems. That was better. You got problems. It’s all about the delivery. Nice. I think it would help if somebody went back to back with me when I said it. Would you help me out? Yeah, I got ya. I’m gonna do it one more time, and I think jokes get funnier as you hear them repeated. Yeah, of course. And I think this is gonna help. What did the science book say to the math book? Ya got problems. Hey! That did it, that did it. Sometimes you have to find the joke, right, you know? Yeah. That’s important. Like saying it over and over again. Yes, absolutely, absolutely, I’m next. I’m gonna take a little bit of a different route. Why? No reason to. No way to know if it’s gonna work. Let’s find out, it’s a big swing. Okay. Um, okay. So I don’t know a ton of teenagers, right? Because I’m an adult and not a sex criminal, so I asked a friend who has a teenage brother what y’all think is funny. He sent back a meme with a gay slur in it. I was specifically told I’m not allowed to use slurs on this show right now, so I did what I felt like was the next best thing. I went and found the funniest and meanest hate comment about me, a gay person, that I could find. “She looks like Link ate Rhett.” Oh my gosh. Thank you. Wow. Someone posted that? Yeah, it’s actually not the meanest by far, but it was the only one that felt- That was one of your fans, right? That was one of my fans actually. Yeah, my mom actually wrote that. It was the only one that felt like it had a little comedic merit to me, so I hope you liked that. But also like, if Link ate Rhett, that would be the highest viewed video they ever had. Absolutely, absolutely. They should do that. Imagine the thumbnail. I ate my friend. Yeah. Alright, Kathryn, thank you so much. Andrew, you’re next, good luck. Hi, Kathryn. Hi. Okay, so picture a science book and a math book, right. Hold on. Two separate books. Okay. And then he calls me fat. Hey, listen, if it ain’t broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, okay, I’m gonna do a little bit of a different style of comedy here. I’m gonna do a little bit of crowd work actually. Crowd work? Oh hey, how are you? You’re in the front row, nice to see ya. Yeah, hi. What do you do for a living? I’m a student. Oh, student, oh awesome, cool. What are you studying? High school. Cool, high school, awesome. That’s great, cool. What do you hope to do with that? That’s a great question. Cool, thank you. So you ever have any funny stuff happen to you ever? You’re asking me for funny stuff? Yeah, any funny things in your past. Andrew, are you just doing crowd work? Yeah, I’m doing crowd work. I said that I’m doing crowd work, yeah. It’s because you’re sitting and not standing. Try it standing. Yeah, let me see you stand. Come on. Try standing. Yeah. Hey, how’s it going, Kathryn. Is this fun as heck, y’all? Yeah, this is pretty funny. This is good, this is good. This is a good energy. Uh, what’s your favorite kind of food. Probably sushi. Awesome. Okay, yeah, that’s about it for me. Uh yeah, that’s about it for me. Alright, good, strong. I liked the part where you asked her, “Have you ever had any funny stuff happen to you?” Yeah, you know, you kinda gotta dig it out of them, you know? Hoping that maybe. They’ll bring it if you dig, yeah, I liked it. Hey, I would like that if I saw it on TikTok. Perfect. Alright, and last but not least, we have Leonard. Okay, no one’s called me fat in the comments yet, but they say I do look like Ron Funches. We don’t look alike, we’re both just black. But I just got a question. Oh, he’s trying the standing technique. Could a fat person do this? Whoa! That was impressive. A round off? That was impressive. That was a round off. I guess I should do a cartwheel. Okay, show off now. Wow! What’s the difference, I don’t know. Wow, Leonard. You didn’t laugh, but I just wanted people to know. Okay. Fat people can do cartwheels. It’s possible. Wow, okay, well you’ve seen a lot here today, Kathryn. Yeah. That would crush in the next video, Who’s The Nimblest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you’ve seen four different styles of comedy. That’s a proud tradition. Absolutely, absolutely. Proud tradition. And we’ve all been very brave here today, but now you need to rank the comedians to least funny to funniest. Okay. Andrew, I’m so sorry. It’s okay, I’ll take it, I’ll take it. I think also because it kind of just reminded me of like when someone introduces you to a mutual friend, it’s like, “Oh, here’s my friend,” and they go, “Oh, you’re a teenager, huh? You’re a teenager.” You can just say last, you don’t have to get into the reason. I wanted to kind of relate to you. She wants you to grow. This is feedback, this is constructive feedback. This is helping you. Next I’m gonna go Leonard, because while that was very impressive, it was not funny. But funnier than me though still just to clarify? Oh yeah. Okay, next I’m gonna go with Jordan Morris. I’ll take it. ‘Cause you had to kinda, you had to dig for it. We all watched the process happen. But I think it was a fun journey. Yeah. It’s not about the destination. It’s about the friends we made along the way. And there’s nothing funnier than seeing a joke being told to you over and over and over again. Yes, I agree with that. Sure. Last is Jordan Myrick. It was shocking and funny. Thank you, I appreciate it. Yeah, I said if I make fun of myself for my weight, I really need to win this one, so I appreciate it, Kathryn. I appreciate it. Okay, well, Kathryn, great job. Let’s give Kathryn a big round of applause. And now it’s time to move on to our next teen. Please welcome Declan. Big Dec. Yeah, this round’s a little unfair, because Declan and I are homies straight up. We hang out a lot, yeah. He’s a big part of my crew. Nice. That doesn’t mean you’re funny though. That’s true, that’s true. I was about to say the people at home might recognize Declan because he was in the previous roast battle, so you’re actually a regular here. Hopefully these jokes are better than the last ones. Especially Jordan, you gotta work on it. You gotta work on it. I think the quality is gonna be comparable. I’d call the quality of the jokes comparable. Yeah, well you know, we’re seeing a little bit of it already, but teens famously love to be mean, so this round we are doing roasts of each other. Alright, Jordan Morris, you’re first. Sure, so I’m gonna roast you, Jordan Myrick. Awesome. And I just wanna say before this, that I you know, this is all in good fun, I think you’re great. Thank you. I think your fiance, Kendahl is great. Sure. Also very talented and funny. So yeah, this is just for fun. Sure. So Jordan always thinks she’s the funniest person in the room, which is weird, ’cause she’s not even the funniest person in her apartment. So how do you and Kendahl work out the finances? Does she pay rent and utilities, and then you spring for an Arizona Iced Tea every couple of weeks? And that’s it. Yeah. Oh, that was the joke. That’s the joke, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s the joke ’cause my fiance’s a famous comedian. It’s 99 cents for one of those drinks, so yeah. It’s actually kinda commentary on the show, so. It’s less a roast of me and more a roast of the show. We all get an Arizona Iced Tea on the way home. That’s how we’re paid. Okay, do you have anything to say? You don’t have to. I mean, I can do it like the last time, and just give you a couple options on that. I don’t know if it’ll help, but you might as well. Here, I’ll just do the last part. And then. This killed last time, so maybe it’ll work on you, a similarly aged person. Arizona Iced Tea. It did. It worked! You got me with the back to back. The back to back is kinda undefeated. It’s undefeated. We look like a married real estate team when we do that. Put this on a bus bench. Absolutely. Alright, well good job, Jordan. Thank you. I’m next and I’m roasting Leonard. And I just wanna say this is supposed to be millennials try to make teenagers laugh, so I wanna apologize. Rachel couldn’t be here today so they brought in Leonard. He doesn’t really fit in the age range, but he is here today. And Leonard, I just wanna say if you’re Leonard Smith Jr, I would hate to see Leonard Smith Sr. Oh, damn. Dad, they’re roasting you, Dad. Yeah, you know what? And and I’ll just close with saying that I’ve heard, you know, Leonard and I know each other, we have a lot of mutual friends, and I’ll say I have heard that the only thing less impressive than Leonard’s penis is his IMDb profile. The last one was good. Okay, alright. Sometimes if you talk enough, something will come out. If you go in like a series of doing roasts, you find one. It’s like mining for a diamond, yeah. The penis and the IMDb profile, they’re around the same length, right? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah. But one’s much wider. Yes, the profile. Yeah. Yeah, it’s a huge wide profile. Lots of ads, yeah. It’s important when it comes to profiles. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y’all talking about my penis? We don’t know. We’re just saying stuff. Yeah, I’m not even sure anymore. Yeah. Alright, great. Leonard, you’re up next. Oh, well I’m roasting my guy Andrew down there. You know, he’s a really nice guy, and I just wanna apologize for all the girls that broke with your heart without ever knowing you existed. Andrew, you look like a polio survivor. Andrew, you look like you auditioned for Try Guys, and they said no. Okay. Well, that’s a real shame, ’cause you auditioned for the video, “We Tried To Get Polio.” Yeah, yeah. We got polio? Alright, that got a little laugh. Yeah, that got a little laugh. That counts for me, though. Yeah. Declan, what the hell, man? It was just okay. It was just okay? That’s fair. Alright, well, Declan, don’t worry. You only have to do one more of these, and Andrew’s last. Okay, I’m gonna roast Jordan Morris. You might recognize Jordan from writing comic books. Then again you might not, because 90% of people who write comic books look exactly like him. And also because what the heck is a comic book? Good point. Jordan, I saw that you have several different library cards. That’s a pretty cool fact, and I just wanna say I think it’s so cool that you’re so active in finding new public bathrooms to masturbate in. Really cool. Whoa, masturbation didn’t get him! It almost got me, it almost did. I could have sword that would get him. Hey, my tax dollars pay for that bathroom. I can do whatever I want in there. Let’s just say he’s not allowed in Chipotles anymore. Oh yeah. He’s got a no for Chipotle. I only laugh at funny jokes, though. Sure, sure Interesting, yeah. Thank you for like listing some of my accomplishments. I had fun. Library, masturbation. Comic books, cool. That was a rough way to end kinda the whole thing, but Declan, it’s your job now to rank us from least funny to funniest. Andrew, you were the least funny. I got a big laugh in the room. I think you actually have really terrible taste and I actually hate you! That doesn’t change your ranking. That’s fair. It was pretty close for the top three, ’cause you were at the bottom. That was always. Fair. Jordan Morris is at third. I’ll take it. Leonard, you’re in second sadly. Whoa. Which means the other Jordan. Myrick. Thanks, Declan! I appreciate it, that’s so nice. Two for two. Wow. Teens love Myrick. Wow, okay. Maybe it’s ’cause she’s funny. You guys should try that, you guys should try that. Oh, that’s what it is. Yeah. Okay, that, yeah. That’s what the comedy part of comedian stands for. Wow, this is my new favorite segment. Alright, thank you, Declan. It’s time to move on to our last round. Please welcome Savina and Serena. Okay, so this is our final round and we’ve saved the best for last. Nothing makes teens laugh like impressions. Everybody loves impressions. Yeah, sure. Look how stoked they are. I think now that we’ve proven we’re so good at impressions on this show, me specifically, I think it’s good that we’re doing more. Leonard, you’re up first. What’s your impression, and then I’m gonna give you a little scenario. Okay, my impression is I’m your unc. Short for uncle? Short for uncle, yeah. Alright, Leonard, you are doing a magic trick that reminds you of your horrible ex-wife or ex-husband. Oh, okay, all right. Hey, welcome to the show now, hold on. It’s your boy a great Magnifico. Okay, today, today we going to do a little magic show for ya. You guys ready, alright. Now first of all, look at this amount. It’s gone. Just like my wife. Sorry, this ain’t about my wife, ex-wife. Now one question. A-a-a-anybody out there gotta some change? Hold on now, wait a second. Yeah, I’m doing a magic show right now. Yeah, I’m talking to you on the Bluetooth, yeah. What’s going on? Nah, nah, nah, the ex-wife took the jet ski. Yeah, oh, sorry, I’m doing a magic show. I’m doing a magic show, I gotta go, brother. Alright, big worm, I see ya next Saturday. Alright, that’s it. Wow. We felt split. It felt like you kind of thought it was funny, and you kinda hated it more than anything you’ve ever seen in your life. He tried too hard. It’s called an impression! Did that sound like your uncle? Yeah, exactly. All right, okay. Oh, that hurt. Well, I’m next. Nothing like kind of have an opener like that. They’re warmed up. Yeah. Okay, I’m doing a teacher who’s trying to relate to you guys. Okay, they’re open to it. And I’ve won the lottery so I have to tell my coworkers I’m not coming back to work anymore. Okay. Hey, twins. Not because you guys are literal twins, because like, you know, twin, twin. You know, like bestie. Hey, twins. Sure. Dap it up. Okay. I love you guys, okay? And I know that you guys think that Mrs. Morris is the best, okay? I know you guys love Mrs. Morris. You don’t want her to leave, right? Because we’re all on the same page. We’re all so connected, right? Did you wanna say something, Serena? I’m good. Okay, great, awesome. Awesome, very cool. Fozzie Bear, right, that’s a thing? Sure, sure. Incredible. All right, guys, I hate to tell you this, but Mrs. Morris won the lottery. Yay. That’s huge, right, that’s huge. Mrs. Morris won the lottery, so unfortunately I’m not gonna be coming to school anymore. All right? Oh no. Yeah, what do you guys think? I wanna be able to talk about our feelings, right? Let’s be cool, let’s be chill, you know? Hey, Jarvis, Mrs. Morris isn’t gonna come to work anymore. You know? I’m Iron Man, Jarvis. You guys love Jarvis, I’ve seen the meme, you know? That’s why I have a big picture of it up here that says, “Jarvis, we’re doing math today.” I see the vision. 100%, okay great, all right. Okay, and I’m just checking, you’re giving me feedback on the impression in the middle of the impression? Got it, okay. Well, I think that’s a wrap for me then on that. I’ve already received my feedback, okay, all right. Good use of memes, good use of contemporary memes. We tried, you know, we tried. Okay, Jordan Morris, you’re up next. Thank you. What’s your impression? So I think an area that you guys went wrong in, is you weren’t doing hot celebrities that kids love, and that’s what I’m going to do, a hot, now, current celebrity that all the teens are talking about. You know who Patrick Warburton is? I don’t know who Patrick Warburton is. He’s a hilarious character actor. What? Yeah, you guys might recognize Jordan’s Patrick Warburton impression from this show. He’s done it before. I don’t do a ton of impressions. You do one. But I do one and it’s really good. It is really good. So Patrick Warburton, a famous arc of “Seinfeld,” he played Puddy, Elaine’s boyfriend, Kronk from “The Emperor’s New Groove.” Oh! Joe on “Family Guy.” Brock in the “Venture Brothers.” Yeah, you guys loce that show. He’s got a big square head, right? He’s got a big square head. So this is Patrick Warburton, and I have a scenario for him. Yes, you are proposing to your partner while bouncing through choppy waters on a jet ski. This is gonna be a lot of fun. This is Patrick Warburton who you know proposing to his partner while on a bouncing jet ski. Hey, Betty, I’m having a great time dating you for these past three years. We’ve been really having a great time dating each other and I love you. This is the happiest I’ve ever been. Can you hear me over this loud sea spray? Can you hear me over the loud sea spray, Betty? I just want you to know this is the most fun I’ve ever had in my life, and I want you to be my wife, yeah! Wow. That was Patrick Warburton proposing to his partner while on a jet ski. Yeah, Serena laughed. I was more scared. Yeah, you do look like you’re crying almost. I do prefer to make people laugh, but if not, I like to terrify them. Sure, sure, yeah, one or the other. All right, Andrew, finish us out strong. Okay. You gonna do an impression of Wallace Shawn? Kids love Wallace Shawn. I know who Wallace Shawn is. I’m gonna do an impression of a guy who’s pretty famous, but he’s also basically my doctor. His name’s RFK Jr, do you guys know who that is? They like it already. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you’re sitting on Santa’s lap trying to convince him you’ve been good this year. Okay. Oh, this is gonna be great. Okay, all right, I’ll get started. I mean, Santa, it’s like I saved everyone’s life this year. I got the food so much better and I’m in the White House, but I’m also just awesome. And I’m kind of a nepo baby, but we kind of forgive that, ’cause I’m just so good, and I think I deserve all the presents, and I’d love to just become. If you can just please fix me. Santa, please fix me. And that’s my impression, thank you, thank you. But who’s next in line? Hey, RFK, get off Santa’s lap so I can ask him for a model train. I just wanna ask Santa for a model train. I will say, Andrew, they really liked it at the beginning, and then started to hate it. Mm, mm. Just like the real guy. Sure, sure, yeah, yeah. You loved him when he first got in, yeah. Really charming at first when he was first on the scene. You loved him at first. Okay, all right, well, Savina and Serena, it’s now your job to rank us from least funny to most funny. It feels like you’ve already done it, but I guess we’re gonna make it official right now. And remember you can’t say that we’re all the losers. You do have to rank us, so that’s not an option. So least funny to most funny. Okay, least funny, I’m so sorry, Andrew. Wow. No comment mainly, but yeah. Yeah. No comment mainly. They didn’t even have to talk about it. They both just knew. Wow, Andrew. Maybe they’re a little conservative. Yeah. When’s the last time your parents took you to a Walgreens? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took down their hero. I thought you were the funniest, so I’m shocked. Okay, alright. Sorry, Leonard. Yeah, yeah. Not of a lot of uncs in your life, huh? It’s a little bit complicated. Okay. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Jordan Morris, is that how you say your name? Sorry, your joke is almost as complicated as it. You know what, I’ll take second place, thank you. You’re welcome. Jordan Myrick. Wow. Teens love Myrick. Wow. You two should play poker, ’cause I thought you hated me. And you still might, but thank you so much for being here today. It was really fun. All right, well that means a crazy thing that I have to read in the prompter. I’m the funniest! Wow! But it also means that Andrew is the least funny. That’s fair. And therefore is grounded to the corner over there. See ya, guys. Sorry, Andrew. I love you, king. Big thanks to all the teens today. Now you know what funny actually looks like, alright? Thanks and we’ll see you later. Bye! Save big. Get 30% off all things Mythical for a limited time. That includes all merch and all memberships. Shop now.