When Rhett and Link are away. – [All] The Mythical Crew crew will play! (school bell rings) (object splashes) (children cheer) – [Stevie] Good Mythical Weekend. I’m Stevie, and today we’re playing Pens Before Friends. Before we get started, let’s meet this week’s Mythical crew players. Please tell me your name and which Bath & Body Works scent you think best describes your personality. – Hi, I’m Nicole, and I think Sweet Pea best represents my personality ’cause I’m really sweet and I like to pee. (crew laughing) – Hi, I’m Chase, and it’s two scents. It’s Winter Candy Apple and it’s Iced Gingerbread, not Peach Bellini from Appleton, Wisconsin. Appleton, Wisconsin. (crew chuckles) – [Crew Member] What? – I get it! – Nicole gets it. Nicole gets it. – I get it too. I get it too. – Hi, I’m Mikayla, and I’m Cucumber Melon because I am a classic and I can’t be canceled. (crew laughs) – I’m Trevor, and Sensual Amber. (crew laughs) – Nice. I’m Emily, and I was not allowed to shop at Bath & Body Works ’cause I’m not a common tart. (crew laughs) – Common tart? – I’m a special tart. – That’s a scent. – I put Febreze in the crotch of my day-two yoga pants. – Oh God. – Jeez. (crew laughs) – Go ahead, Davin. – Oh, thank you. Yeah, I’m Davin. My scent is Midnight Cocktails, ’cause midnight is usually when I spill my cocktails on myself. – Oh, didn’t know that was a scent. – It’s a scent on their website. Look it up. (Emily laughs) I did my research. – Oh! – [Stevie] Okay, in today’s game, teams will line up on either side of our giant red party cup with their giant pens. Players will take turns throwing the pens at the cup. The team who can land both giant pens in the giant cup first wins the round, but of course it’s not that simple. Before each round begins, both teams will issue a punishment they came up with before we began. Whichever member of the losing team is at the throw line when the round ends must face that punishment before we can move on to the next round. Are you ready to play? – Yeah. – Yes. – Woo! (gentle music) – [Stevie] Okay, players, there is a lot on the line today because whoever wins takes home the coveted Golden Cup trophy. And let me be clear, it is nothing like the Golden Ring trophy. So you really want this Golden Cup trophy. – Okay. – Let’s start the round by each team announcing your punishment. – Red team, if you lose, you gotta wear a baby bonnet and a dipey-wipey. (all laughing) On top of your clothes for the rest of the game. – Well, yeah? Well, if blue team, you lose, you have to drink milk out of a saucer like a cat. (Nicole vocalizes) (Davin laughs) – That’s epic. – Yeah. – Well, Trevor’s into that, so. I don’t think that’s a punishment for him. (Emily laughs) – Then lose! – [Stevie] Okay. And of course Chase and Davin are in helmets, et cetera, because they will be the pen fetchers for this round. Are y’all ready to start throwing pens? – Yeah! – Yeah. – Yeah. – Ready, set, throw! (bell chimes) – Oh, let’s go, Trevor! – Good move! – Emily, come on, one shot! No, that was a horrible throw! That was… – I’m hoping this is a game! Also my watch! – Emily! – Oh, I go again? – You’re in, you’re in, you’re in. – Oh, okay! – Block her, block her, block her! (blue team cheering) – Yes. (buzzer buzzing) – Who do you think you are? – You did so good though. – I’m sorry. – [Stevie] Okay, it looks like it’s time for some dipey-wipeys. – Yeah! – Here you go, baby. – Thank you! (Davin laughs) – Get nay-nayed. (crew laughs) – Goo-goo, ga-ga, I guess. – Put it on! – Right now? – Yeah. – Okay. – We wanna watch. (crew laughs) – This is embarrassing. Chic, love it. – ‘Kay, the bib, nice. – Okay. – Bib is nice. – Thank you. Thank you to my team. – Show off the pattern. What’s the pattern? – Go ahead and put the dipey-wipey- – Of what? – Bears. – Cute! – It’s bears! – What the? – I have to take my shoes off for this. – Is that diaper full? What’s going on there? (Davin laughs) – That is a mighty full diapey. – [Trevor] Yeah. – Reduce, reuse, recycle. (all laughing) – Gosh, this is embarrassing. I look like a discount Kardashian, all right. Let’s do it. (crew laughs) – Oh my God. – Nicole, you gotta give them the side view. – No problem. – Why is it just one big… – It’s one big- – Everyone chill! I’m not done yet! – It’s a big dookie! – Well I thought it was a butt cheek at first, but that can’t be right. – Why do baby be caked babies still have that? – Baby be caked up? Is that a new toy? (crew laughing) – [Stevie] She slays. Actually, she slays. – Aww. – Yeah, you kind of are slaying. Work. – I knocked that. – Great job, baby Nicole. – Thank you. (gentle music) – [Stevie] Okay, what are the punishments for this round? – All right, when the blue team loses, you’re gonna have to kiss a picture of a dog’s butt hole that we printed out. (Trevor laughs) – Well, that’s rich, because when the red team loses, you have to kiss a picture of a giraffe’s butt hole that we printed out. – Oof. – Whatever. – Is it really high? – I know, you can’t reach it. – I’ll get a ladder. – We’ll find an Apple box. – I don’t even need a ladder, ’cause you’re gonna have to do it! (Emily laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, here we go! Your time starts now. – Hit it in. (pen thuds) – Oh, wow! – Oh, I don’t go get it. – Oh! – Yes, Trevor! – Oh my God. – Trevor, you’re so good! – Woo! (crew laughing) (blue team cheering) (bell chimes) – Wow. (buzzer buzzes) Let’s go! – Mikayla move! Mikayla! That’s huge. (pen thuds) – Nicole, because you were in the square when we won, you have to kiss the giraffe’s butt hole. – That’s fine. – Go ahead. – Totally fine. – Oh my! (crew laughing) Wowee zowee! – Gotta come prepared. You want me to jump? – Well, yeah, it’s the giraffe height. – I think that’s an accurate height, yeah. – Oh my gosh. – Is this where a giraffe’s butt hole is? – If I can’t reach it, will you bring it? – [Emily] Yeah. (crew laughing) – I can’t do it! No, no, no, no, no, no, I have to do this. (crew laughing) I can’t do this! – Okay, go. (crew laughing) – Wait, no, no, no, no, give me that. Just it’s okay, it’s okay, just. (kiss smacking) – There we go! – I did it. – [Emily] I wanna see! – You can buy this at mythical.com. (crew laughing) 24.99 plus shipping and handling and tax. (gentle music) Howdy there. If you need something to watch after this epic game, you should go over to Mythical Kitchen, where we have our show “Last Meals.” – That’s right. “Last Meals” is where we have celebrity guests on eating their last meal, and they’re being interviewed by the great Mythical Chef Josh. So go to the Mythical Kitchen channel and check it out. We are super proud of it and we love it. – It’s freaking epic! – [Stevie] Okay, teams, what’s the punishment situation this round? – Red team. If you guys lose, when you guys lose. – If. – No, when. You guys will get- – If. – Turned into human ice cream sundae. Complete with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and my favorite, a cherry on top. (Chase laughs) – Wow. – It’s your favorite? – It’s my favorite. – His fave. – That makes it a little bit better, I guess. – Yeah! – Yeah. If you lose- – That’s right, if. – When you lose, how ’bout that? You will become a human picnic table, and we’re all gonna eat off of you. – Mm. – Yum! – Mm. – It’s great for the knees- – I got bad knees, yeah. No. We got bad knees. – And we’re gonna use that to our advantage! (Emily laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, ready, set, throw! (pen thuds) – [Davin] Emily! – [Emily] Dang it. – Our MVP is out! – (gasps) Dang it! (Nicole shouts) (Davin laughs) – Baby on board! – That did kinda hurt! Oh my God, go, go, go, go, go, go! Call Emily, go! Emily, go! (Emily shouts) Excuse me, Emily! Emily, excuse me! Oh my God, Trevor, don’t kill yourself. (Emily growls) – Ah, what’s happening? – Watch out, watch out! – [Davin] I am so scared of Trevor just falling into me. (gentle music) – No! – Excuse me! (player whoops) Excuse me, ma’am! Ma’am! – Yay! – Yes! – Woo! – Let’s go! – Emily, Emily over here! Emily! – Emily, let’s go! Emily! – Emily, don’t move! Woo! (players cheering) – [Davin] Emily, it’s still here! Emily, it’s still here, come on! (players clapping) – It’s you, it’s you! – It’s you, I see it! – Come on, Emily! – I did it! (growls) Ah! Give me, give me, give me! – Oh, you… – Emily, my goddamn knees, Emily, come on! (Nicole shouts) – Sorry, sorry! – I can’t keep doing this! – What is happening? (Emily shouting) – [Davin] Come on, Emily! – No! – No, Emily! – I’m sorry, Davin! – [Trevor] Emily, Emily! (crew laughing) – Don’t get mad at me! – Please, I don’t- – Yeah! – Aw! (crew laughing) Guys, we’re gonna be here for hours! – Come on, Trevor! You can just toss it! – I’ma throw up! – Go! (Davin laughing) – Emily, you’re doing worse now! – I know! – Emily, stop, stop. Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. – I don’t have time for that! – Visualize the target. Visualize the target. No! Emily, come on, Emily. Emily, you gotta do an arc. You gotta do an arc, you’re doing a straight line. What the heck? Oh, close, close, close, close! That was the right move! – Whoa! (Mikayla laughs) Whoa! Cheating! – Come on, Emily! Come on, come on, come on, come on! – Okay. – Come on! – You got this. – Aw, so close! You’re getting closer! You’re getting closer, Emily. You’re getting closer. (all laughing) (Nicole shouts) (Mikayla shouts) – Trevor, come on, you- – Why are you walking? – I have a hernia! – Let’s go! – [Chase] You got this. (pen thuds) (Davin shouts) (all laughing) (gentle music) – There’s no way! – No! – One of you! – Emily, please. – Quit yelling at me, it’s not helping! (crew laughing) – Nicole, let me know if you need a break. I can- – No, I’m gonna do it! (pen thuds) (Nicole groans) – We’re gonna throw up. – Looks like it’s going in and then it doesn’t. – Aw. If those pens weren’t there, it would’ve been in though, so you’re close. – Come on! – Come on! – You are young! – You’re telling me to come on? – Gen Z over here! (pen thuds) (all cheering) – Ours went in first! (players shouting) Ours went in first! Ours went in first. – What? (Mikayla laughing) – [Emily] What the hell is happening? – What in the world was that? – That was insane! – Right, Stevie? Ours went in first? [Stevie] Well the thing is is that I don’t have instant replay, so I feel like the only fair thing to do would be to punish everyone. (buzzer buzzes) – My knees! – I love it! – I’ll do it! – I love it! – Well, Emily and Mikayla were in the box. – Oh yeah, that’s true, yeah. – We were. – Okay. – It’s fine. – But my knees! – [Stevie] Well, Emily, it’s time to turn you into a human picnic table. (Emily sighs) – I’ll assume the position. (Davin laughs) – All right. – I’m so glad you’re doing this and not me. – I know. – It’s the weak knees. – It’s old knees. – It’s kinda slippery. – His knees hurt. – Oh. All right. – Okay. I guess we should- – Thank you. Oh, this is kinda nice. (crew laughing) – [Chase] Is it even on both sides? – I don’t know. You know, I can’t see. – Sorry, I was asking Mikayla. – Oh. – Yeah. – Tables do not usually speak. – Oh, thank you so much. – Oh, sorry about that. (crew laughs) (Emily laughs) – This is gonna be so good. – Yum. – This is “Beauty and the Beast” rules. – Yum, yum. Okay, yeah, nice, okay. – Way! – There’s a lid on the ranch if you wanna take the lid off the ranch. – I don’t know if you guys have the space for a bowl of chips too? – Of course we do. – Morgan told me which camera was mine so I could make eye contact with the audience. – Careful, our sandwiches- – Mm! – Down here on the- – Look at me! – Whoever picked this watermelon, good job. – Look at me! I’m a table! (crew laughing) Is this what you like? (crew laughing) Does this entertain you, internet? Hm? – Carrot dipped in ranch? – I’m enjoying it. – Carrot dipped in ranch? – No! – Okay. – Ooh! – I’m a table, I don’t eat carrots dipped in ranch. – For all your good service that- – You got any Murphy’s oil? (Davin laughs) That’s what I’m into. (crew laughing) Is this really balancing on my head or is someone- – It is! No, you’re doing a very impressive job. – You are a great table. – Yeah. – I’m just here. – Thank you. (crew laughs) – This is the next 30 minutes. – This is degrading. (players laughing) – Very. – Okay. Shall we human sundae? – It’s time for dessert? – Let’s do it! – You know, I’m not even mad anymore. Could do a human sundae-pede. I got a watermelon- – Are we gonna leave the stuff on her? – [Nicole] Human sundae-pede? – Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! – Aww! – Careful, careful. – Oops. Was I supposed to stay? – No, now you’re good to go. – Oh no! – Oh. (crew laughing) – Oh no is right. – The Krewe D’Etat! – I’m sorry. – [Chase] Aw. Want help up? – Oh, now you’re being nice, huh? – Yeah, well now that the bit’s over! – Oh, the bit’s over. – Well, dessert time! – I’m sorry, KG. – So sad. – [Davin] In your mouth. – Where do we- – Ah! (air whooshes) – Y’all ain’t got no- (crew laughing) – Is this your first time- – You trying to give her a- – Have you never had a whipped cream? – Wait- – You didn’t shake it! – Have you never poured whipped cream? – You’ve never shaken a whipped cream? – I have! – Up, up! – Oh my God, you’re gonna get her high! – Davin’s trying to poison me! – [Nicole] She’s gonna get high! (laughs) – I like that you blamed that on Mikayla. “Have you never had a whipped cream before?” – Kayla, can I give you like little shoulder pads? Shoulder pads. – I forgot you have to do it, I’m so dumb. – I’m gonna give you little shoulder pads. – [Nicole] Here. – I’m gonna do a little drizzle. – Oh no! – I’m giving- – Is this- – Is this what you wanted? – I’m gonna cover your feet per your request. – Wait, Mikayla, make eye contact with the people. – I feel really uncomfortable doing that. – Which one is the people, Morgan? – I think it’s the purple one. – That’s the people. – They like it when you do it. – This is the- (crew laughing) – They like it. – This is a punishment for everyone. – No one can see that, Trevor! – This actually isn’t that bad, I’m having a- (screams) Shake it! – Davin, give someone else the whipped cream! Take the chocolate. – I’m gonna write, I’m gonna write your name. – Okay. – This is, ah! – Well. – Now for my favorite. – This is the worst ice cream sundae, I think. – I’m just gonna do a little there. Put some on the top of the shoulders. – I will, I will. – [Emily] Cute, cute! (laughs) – Kinda blends in. I’m so shocked Davin- – It’s gonna be a little necklace. – Has made it this far in life. – Am I tasty, am I, oh! – Oh! – Ah! – I was trying to take the cherry out. It was just not coming out. – There we go. – It seems as though Davin has never tried food before. (all laughing) – Never, ever! – [Stevie] Okay, and finally… Well, have you completed your sundae? I don’t know. I don’t know what we’re waiting for here. I don’t know what you’re going for. – Are we waiting for Davin to take a bite? – [Stevie] No! No, actually. But we do have one final piece, and that’s that the blue team has won. – Oh, that’s right! – [Stevie] The Golden Cup trophy! (blue team cheers) – All right! – Woo! – This looks suspiciously similar to the first one. – You said it didn’t look like the ring. – I know! – They, so… – Oh, they put a cup in it. – I have suspicions. I have suspicions. – Got it, got it. That’s the camera? Do you like this? (Mikayla laughs) Do you like this? Mm! – [Stevie] Congrats to the blue team. Thank you to all of our Mythical Crew players for the entire of Good Mythical Weekend. We’ve had so much fun with y’all. Thanks for coming every weekend and playing along with us, and hey, maybe this isn’t the last episode of Good Mythical Weekend. You don’t know. You don’t know what’s in the future. That’s a tease. And I guess that’s all? Goodbye! – Bye! – Bye, have a great weekend! – Woo! – Have a good weekend! – Woo! – Baby need wipey! – Woo! – Ah! (crew laughing) – Just guys being dudes. – This is a podcast and a half. – That’s hot and that’s good.