We should be pretty good at this. We’ve known each other for 37 years. This this year will actually be the 38th year of friendship. – I will say that I know myself even better than I know you. Is that a part of this? – Hey, we’re Rhett and Link – And we’re going to test how well we know each other for Vanity Fair. [upbeat music] – All right, who’s going first? – What do I spend the most money on? Really thinking about this one, now. – I’m listening to the number of letters he’s scribbling. – [Rhett] No, don’t do that, that’s cheating. I don’t do a lot of writing with my hand. – This is tough, what do you spend? You spend so much money. Every time I turn around. – But think practically, logically. – Yeah. Give me hints. – Think the actual answer. There is a real answer that is, without a doubt, the correct one, by like an order of magnitude. – It’s it’s gotta be food. I’m going to say beans. I mean, it’s good for the brand. – Home improvement, man. – Home improvement?! – Think about all the crap that my wife tries to do to the house. – I always considered it that’s her spending the money. [Rhett laughs] – [Link] Right? – I mean that’s not my understanding. – What’s my favorite time of day. – Oh gosh. This is easy. I hope you know the correct answer to this. – I never even thought about this. – Oh man, this is so simple. So straightforward. Oh, I hope you get it right. – Hush! Okay. What’s my favorite time of day? – 100% Objectively true, bedtime. – Can you be more specific? – 9:30 PM. – 9:20 PM [Rhett laughs] Yeah. I’ll give it to you. – [Rhett] Hold on. – Bed time baby. – Here’s something. I will tell you, at 9:00 PM, and I only know that- I’m not with him when he goes to bed. I leave that to his wife, but we were together recently and at 9:00 PM, he was connected to like a music system and very odd soothing music started playing. I was like, what? It went from a playlist we were listening to, to that. I was like, what was that? He said, “this is my bedtime music”. – Yeah.9:20. – Its starts at nine. What word or phrase do I overuse? – What word or phrase do you overuse? I’m going to say, “Golly!” – Golly! Golly. – You sound like Gomer Pyle. – Who was my first non celebrity crush? Okay. There’s a technical answer, and then there’s sort of a… – Hey, I know you, man. I don’t need any hints. – Okay. Well, I don’t know if you know the technical answer, but I’m going with. – I don’t need any hints. Your first non-celebrity crush was Lisa J. – I didn’t think he knew me that well, I went with Holly W. [sad trombone] – But see, you’re saying I’m right. So you didn’t answer. – You’ve been so wrong so far – He’s answering what he thought I was going to say, but not what is true. I answer what’s true. So I got it right. – I liked Holly W. for a long. – You go it wrong. You couldn’t- – And like Lisa J for like a – – Gotten it wrong. – few months. Lisa was the technical answer. Lisa was the, I was, I was in first grade. She was in second grade. It was one of those combined classes. I like older women, always have. – Yeah. And then Holly was later. – She was so tall. Volleyball. – [Director] I kinda feel like you should get a point for that. – Yeah. I do- – Yeah yeah. I’ll give him a point. – He gets a negative point. – If I get a point for 9:30, when it was 9:20, you get a point for Lisa J, when it was Holly W. – It wasn’t. It was Lisa. You admitted to that. – Yeah, yeah yeah. – If I could only listen to one album, what would it be? – One album. Okay. Crap. We did an entire podcast ranking our most meaningful albums. And I wasn’t listening to anything you said. – [Rhett] Yeah, it was very clear by the way you kept dozing off. – Ah. Okay. I know this. – Wait, are you going to go with the one I said it was number one, or are you going to go with one that would actually, I would want to listen to the most. – Your favorite album. Isn’t that the question? – I can change my answer. I’ll put that in parentheses. – He’s making a mockery of your thing. So it’s, you’re putting down two answers. – Yeah. Yeah. – You’re embarrassing me. – I’m trying to give you points. – Thank you. Serving 190 proof, Merle Haggard. – Heyyy, that’s the one I put up the top. The second I put is Emotionalism, which is what I said was number one. But it was also not my favorite. It was most significant. – I remember you said that. – but the one I would want to listen to is serving 190 proof, by Merle Haggard. – So I got that right. Even without a change, again. I’m definitely, I definitely know you better than you know me. – Well, I’m easier. I’m, thankfully, a little more predictable. – What I do for a living, if I wasn’t doing this? – Oh dude, I mean, do you even need to write it down? Just put the initials. – Be as specific as you want. My buddy. – A stylist of hair. – Can you be more specific? – Um, no. – So you’re saying a hairstylist. I’ll give it to you. A silent hairdresser. – A hairdresser. [Link laughs] – That typically is words- That’s only like your mom might. – My Nana goes to a hairdresser. – Yeah. – And you know what? That’s my fallback plan. I’ve never dressed anybody’s hair actually, besides my own and yours – Hairdresser – Some of the guys, I would cut hair in high school, but I want to be the one that doesn’t talk. – Good. – I can’t stand talking when I get my hair done by a dresser. When I get my hair dressed, I don’t like to speak. What’s my biggest fear? What’s my biggest fear. What’s my biggest fear. – I’m going based on empirical evidence. – Okay. I don’t know what that means, but what is my biggest fear? – The dark. – What do you mean empirical evidence? You’ve seen me – – When you take your trash out, like and there’s no lights on outside, you get scared and you run out and run back like a child. – Yeah, but this is my biggest fear. – But what could be in the dark? – Going broke. – Oh. Oh. So you go to the honest answer. – Well, hey, you know, I’m here. I might as well be present. [sad trombone] – You know what? You stick with me. You ain’t got nothing to worry about. [Men laugh] – Thanks granddaddy. What’s my go-to dance move? How about we face back to back and we both do my signature dance move. – Okay. – Of course. This is in the way. I don’t know. This is getting chaotic guys. Brace. Don’t move. Don’t move things. This is where they want these. – Well, okay. Okay. Are you ready? Three, two, one. – Now turn around slowly. – No, you’re not, yeah, man. It’s you do this thing where, it’s all. And whenever you’re talking about you do a thing with your knees. – You talking about this one? – Yeah. Like- – I have so many. – Since when have you danced and not done that? – Well – What was the other thing? – In my younger days I did, I did more like come a step in. I’m stepping over the fence. I’m stepping over the fence. Remember stepping over the fence? [sad trombone] No points, no points given on that one. I’m a little out of breath. – What food could I eat every day? – What food could you not eat every? – [Rhett] Yeah, but you got to narrow it down to one. – This is, this is like fish in a barrel. Again. It could be anything. And they would all be right. I’m going to say, why are you acting like I’m on the right track? Street tacos. – It’s beans, man. [men laugh] – I said that earlier. I can’t. I used that answer earlier. – Well, I mean, you use it in the wrong place, man. Hey, but you know what? I could eat street tacos every day. – I know he could. – Give him a point. – Beans. – What one word would I choose to describe myself? – Well, whenever you start describing yourself, I’ve never heard of you limit it to one word. – But what if I did? – Write it down. – One word to describe yourself. You don’t want to.. – [Rhett] You got to pick one. – You don’t want to be too braggish. You don’t want to be too humble. – I just want to be descriptive. – Yeah. I think you said tall. – That’s right I did! [Link laughs] – [Link] Tall. – I did. – [Link] Tall. – I mean, when it’s freakish, when you’re freakishly tall, you have to, I mean, that’s the thing that people will remember. – All right. – I don’t remember much about him, but he was tall. – I have chosen this question to answer myself in hopes that then I will get two compliments. What is my best quality? – Okay. – Why are you acting like you struggling? – Well have it narrow it down, Link. – That’s right man. What’s my best quality? And you can verbally process by listing all of my other, almost best qualities. – I mean, I was going to say your ability to detach. [Rhett laughs] – What are you, my therapist? – No, no, not like dissociate. That’d be just saying like, – Detach – You can, like, you can, if you going through something and you can be like, I’m going to – – Compartmentalize. – Yes and do this other thing. – Oh yeah. – It’s enviable – Yeah. That’s right. See, I seem happy all the time. But inside, I’m just, I’m in turmoil. And you’re admitting that all these viewers. Thanks. – You are actually. – I actually said the exact opposite of that. I said loyal. [sad trombone] [men laugh] – Well, would that be- I wasn’t talking about detaching from people. I was like, you know, you’re very loyal. – I’m a loyal person who is easily, easily detaches. – But I’m loyal, but don’t count on me. [men laugh] – Who is my best friend? Tough. – Okay, all right. This could go sideways real fast. – I narrowed it down, but it’s difficult. – Post Malone, Jack Black. – Who’s my best friend. Like how do you even answer this question? I mean, what even is a best friend, if you really think about it, you know, it’s like. Okay. Who’s my best friend? – Jesus. [men laugh] – No. – Me, man. – Why you gotta make me say Jesus, ain’t my best friend. – Me, man. – Yeah. I almost put my dog Jade. – [Rhett] Yeah, right. – But I did change it at the last second. – I appreciate that you landed on me. – And my wife is also my best friend. I mean, but you can have more than one best friend. – You don’t have to qualify that. What is she watching? – Definitely not. My dog’s not watching either. That’s why I gave it to you. All right. So who won? [applause] – I think we did pretty good, man. We know each other. – I think we know each other really well. – We know each other really well. – Got some things to work on but. [upbeat music]