I’m making a hammering robot because uh, I hate getting my nails done Actually, I’ve blacklisted a bunch of jokes for this project including “It’s hammer time,” “Let’s get hammered,” “Nailed it,” “Smashed it,” ‘Shaft.” And I’ve also already built the hammering robot, but I forgot to film an intro. So let’s rewind to before I knew how painful this project would be. I was so much younger back then! (lil’ montage of Simone doing things) Wait, by the way, this video is sponsored by Squarespace, thank you. Back to rewinding. Hi, my name is Simone. This is what I have so far So here’s a servomotor that I hope is gonna not buckle under the pressure of all of this oh Poor servomotor oh Why am I not a mechanical engineer I feel like this would be so much easier if I just knew what I was doing This is not gonna workt Cal. I went back to the drawing board and made a bunch of sketches of it I really need to make sure that this fully works very soon because I’m taking it to LA because it gonna be a guest on Good mythical morning I got a linear actuator 560 pounds of thrust agh grunting My god so heavy So the main thing I struggled with mechanically for this project is that I want only to use linear actuator But I want the Hammers to be offset so that they’re not hammering at the same time, but they’re going like this But then I realized that if they have the same pivot point But the the motor lifts them one from from this side and one from the back side then we should get that effect I’ve made so many assumptions of this, but I’ve also planned really carefully so Thank you oh My god, this is some hard wood. It’s like impenetrable. Scott is laughing So they’re both gonna pivot right around here, and I have like these little D. Shafts that are coming into the hole but you need to make sure that they Don’t get stuck in the hole so that they can twist around really well These bushings that you push into the bushing? Really, how like a bush? We don’t have an HR department I I doubt this machine so much we’re just gonna try it There’s a really big motor, and there’s a lot of things that can go wrong, but okay? that’s it thanks for watching Why is it so slow? The most of all you need to make sure that it actually touches the table because now it was like really politely Stopping you’re not supposed to be polite. You’re supposed to look like a kid is throwing a tantrum in a shopping mall Okay, it’s also really late. I need to eat some food and not hang out with this hammering robot more I will show you how to be angry Okay, this is where it’s at It’s just not working out and I was really stubborn trying to make it work for the linear actuator and Marcos was helping me out the guy’s polishing a rod Marcus’s is my friend who helped me build spool. I think I showed him briefly polishing the needle to spool as well Well, you just gotta embrace it. That’s your brand on my youtube channel I’m flying to LA tomorrow, and we basically started building the hammering robot from scratch But I like this so much more. I’ve scrapped the linear actuator. I might do like a DIY hydraulic press Or something basically, it’s just gonna be here and the motor is gonna Have a cam and it’s gonna push down on the on the hammer, and then it’s gonna hammer hammer stuff You’ll see it’s gonna be glorious M: You’re gonna come like this S: Yeah? M: You’re gonna steady your hand with your glove S: Yeah M: you’re gonna stay stable at the tip I made this. It’s a thing It’s so beautiful Do you think that it’s gonna hold? M:Yeah. I think It’ll hold. M:do you wanna stitch the sides as well? Yeah, I got you Ow! Watch it. It’s warm. Im like “I Know!” It was worth it I wanna feel my weld I’m in LA at good mythical morning. I’m nervous because macus and I finished this robot 10 p.m.yesterday and there’s like 80 people here, so if it doesn’t work. I’m gonna be the one sweating Yeah This is Simone Giertz, and she has built a hammering robot we’re gonna build a birdhouse by the way Just like this really hopeful, so what’s really great about this hammering robot is that you only need three people to operate it? R: Gotta get it under there quick We’re gonna up the speed a little bit It really- AAAAA It got it in a little bit What did you think about the robot it does it does its thing very well Very dangerous very edgy. I feel like it might be better as a smashing robot or as like a beat robot Yeah, you get a good like that’s kind of what I was yeah That’s what I was considering its thing, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. I’m gonna take it and smash some stuff back to San Francisco No, I got it bye, thanks Oh Wow, it’s a it’s now again. Just like in the beginning of the video. I’m actually not looking at an imaginary wristwatch I’m just seeing how much my arm hair has grown the hammering robot is definitely more destructive than constructive I wanted to embrace its true nature. Can we cue some triumphant music? Is that is that all we can afford yeah, okay, we’ll featuring a fin on a budget Don’t put the hammering a robot in a mold because it will break it if you put a glass ceiling over the hammering robot it Will shatter it you can try and knock the hammering robot down, but it will knock you out. Is anyone else crying? It’s just me I try and just push them back into the eyeball should I be wearing shoes maybe? Safety first, but I don’t call it safety. I call it sexy okay uh Let yourself free hammering robot Mark, I don’t know what the story behind making this car is but the story is gonna end here I love you apparently they didn’t love you back they give it to Goodwill Oh, ya think you’re safe? We still have a whole head are you okay Scott? There’s very few contexts that sentence would make sense They put the switch that is not an accident somebody had a good time making that Nope This is making me feel really bad You’re rooting for the dog to get away? We cannot kill this dog I’m gonna spare you. I’m so sorry does anyone want this dog We’ll send it out to somebody on patreon you’re gonna get a second chance in life. I Didn’t kill the dog, but I did kill the mood. See you later calculator For anyone who’s wondering this is how I do my tax returns oh No, it’s like it’s bleeding This is what I picture whenever anyone writes me caps lock Incoming sponsored message are you upset with your computer does your website not working, right? Squarespace is an all-in-one platform where you can build your website. They have domains online stores really nice-looking templates Don’t break your computer go to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch Squarespace.com/simone Gets you ten percent off You know what my arm hair is telling me that it’s hammer time, let’s get hammered Let’s get snatched nailed it. Let’s get my nails done Punch me! That was not a part of the blacklist You inspire me hammering robot