Jacksepticeye Eats a Chili’s Triple Dipper For The First Time

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Channel: Mythical Kitchen

YouTube Video ID: NNsj6UNOQ9U

Episode Post Date: April 28, 2026

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We all got to eat and we all remember
our first time and sometimes that first
time involves marinara sauce. Sean
Mccclaclin, welcome to the show.
>> Thank you. What kind of first time will
we talk about?
>> Oh, we can talk about any first time you
want. Do you remember?
>> First time I a piece of food. No.
>> Uh, American Pie was really big when I
was a small child and so that was kind
of a big Anyways, today we are eating.
This is the Chili's triple dipper combo.
Now, we got this to go and I will say
they have a brand new to-go vessel. This
is the first time we have ever seen this
large, heavy cardboard box, which means
they're taking this very seriously.
>> Okay, so full context. I have absolutely
no idea what this is, but this every
time I mentioned it, it was met with
like gasps. Everyone's obsessed with
this.
>> Yeah. What do you think the triple
dipper combo is? And what do you know
about chilies?
>> I honestly whenever I heard it, I
thought it was like a big burger. I
thought that that's what like a giant
like whopper or something. I thought
that that's what I was eating. I don't
know what chilies do. I've never had it.
Okay, so Chili's uh started in Dallas,
Texas, 1975. They were known for
popularizing sizzling fajitas. So, you
know, waiter walks around like and you
see it and you go, "Ah." But then then
they had three soul musicians record a
full track about baby back ribs.
>> I want baby.
>> I do know that. And so that's been a lot
of their cultural reach until the triple
dipper. This was merely sitting on their
appetizer section. So you pick three of
their appetizers that all get dipped
into food. And so we've chosen what I
think is the standouts here. This is the
southwestern egg roll.
>> Okay.
>> So this is actually a chim changanga or
a deep fried burrito that is filled with
like black beans and corn because that
was huge in the '90s.
>> I also didn't know what flavor chim
chonga was.
>> These are the mozzarella sticks. Grab
one cuz we got to see if it's still hot.
>> Stretch test.
>> You got a cheese. Oh, it's stretching.
It's a little cold. Um yeah, you got to
go kind of ginger with it. Getting it
delivered isn't as impressive.
>> This sucks. God, go back to Ireland.
>> Why the am I here? Dip it in the ma.
This is um this is like why it went
viral, cuz Jenzie started doing the
cheese bowls in the car.
>> Wow. I don't know where I was
transported to, but it's not here.
Dallas, Texas, 1975, home of chilies.
Damn. I'd fit right in.
>> Who are all these people that have been
hyping up the triple dipper combo? I
want to sort of create a a vision in my
head of what type of person they are.
So, I was here last year at one point
and I was hanging out with like Spencer,
Shane, and Courtney from Smosh. When I
was at their office, they were like,
"Let's get dinner." And then it was
between Chili's and Outback.
>> Mhm.
>> So, they didn't know which to bring me
to cuz I never had either. We eventually
ended up going to Outback.
>> And when I told them this, they were
like, "Oh my god, we should have taken
you to Chili's." Spencer's like the
number one Chili's guy. He was like, "It
should have been me. I should have shown
you this. I wanted to give you the
experience. That's a good Spencer
impersonation.
>> Thank you. Uh Shane literally had like a
Chili's chicken crisper, but the
discontinued style
>> that they stopped on his last meal.
Yeah. Yeah. The the wet batter. Chili's
is the only one of its restaurant kind
that like chain that started 50 years
ago that was big with our parents that
is actually growing among young people.
>> Yeah. Why? Why was like the
>> I don't know. I don't know. Could be
chance, could be fate. like their CEO
really came in and like basically
noticed that they weren't getting huge
cheese bowls on their mozzarella sticks
and was like, "We can change this." They
found that their fries weren't salty
enough.
>> The cheese pools are down this year,
guys.
>> Like, yes.
That's what happens. It's like, don't
let the employees form a union. Bigger
cheese polls. That's called sea sweet
leadership.
>> Olive Garden are getting their bread
stick snaps. We got to get our cheese
poles up.
>> No, you don't know about the olive. Oh,
we haven't talked about this. There's a
240 page affidavit all about the
failings of Olive Garden that was
written by a private equity firm that
did an audit and they literally found
out that they weren't salting their
pasta water and they're like hey Olive
Garden 89% of people are saying your
pasta doesn't taste like anything. What
if you salted the water and they
literally said no because it would
corrode the pans faster.
>> Oh god. It's like we would lose $200
million a year by salting our water.
>> Okay. Eat this southwest egg roll. So,
this triple dipper cuz there's three
items and there's three sauces.
>> Okay.
>> So, you're going to dip this into the
ranch dressing.
>> Good old ranch.
>> See,
>> back in Ireland where I'm from, if you
guys didn't know, and living in the UK
as well, like ranch is not a thing.
>> We don't really have it.
>> How do you pronounce it like within your
native accent?
>> I'm not pronouncing for 5 minutes.
>> This is so good.
>> It kind of tastes like if you like
blended chipotle, just a whole Chipotle
burrito bowl. I'm going to do some like
NSFW stuff here in two seconds.
>> Do it, brother.
>> This is incredible.
>> Have what we're here for.
>> I'm having such a good time.
>> This is why you came to this country,
searching new opportunities.
>> I I will say the last time when I was
here on my last meals, I'm no joke. I
keep saying I think it's the best food
I've ever had.
>> Dude, that's awesome, man.
>> And I'm not just saying that to blow
smoke off people's asses. It was so
good. I'm eating my feelings.
>> And like it means a lot that you came in
here so game. Like that's such a special
episode to me. It was so beautiful. You
don't have to talk. Just let the
Southwest egg roll roll roll roll over
your belly.
>> Just keep complimenting me while my
mouth is being complimented.
>> I was and we got such a we got such an
incredible response from fans, our fans
and your fans who like very clearly came
over to the video.
>> Yeah, you're an incredible interviewer.
There's a lot of interviewers out there
that are good at what they do, but you
just
>> somehow you figure out how to mind meld
with people. It doesn't matter who it
is. Luckily enough for us, we had a lot
of like connective tissue mentally.
>> What do you think's behind that? Have
you psychoanalyzed me? Cuz I've
psychoanalyzed you. It's just autism.
It's It kind It kind of is though,
right?
>> Well, it's like growing up in a
household where I had to like figure out
how to make everyone not mad at each
other.
>> Yeah.
>> So then it's just like, okay, what do
you do? Jokes, charisma. Like,
>> and then on YouTube, multiply that by a
community of tens of millions, and
you're like, I can figure out how to
make all of you not mad at me at once.
>> People pleasing.
>> Oh, it's great. All right, D. Come on.
So, now these are the chicken crisper
big bites, whatever. I don't know what
they're called anymore. Do we know what
the official name of these is?
>> Um, they're just boneless wings.
>> You idiot.
>> Likely story, Lily.
>> Is this going in this sauce?
>> That's going in this sauce. This is the
honey chipotle. So, it is just pure
sugar. This should taste somewhere close
to Panda Express. I mean, you can see
the just the sugar and black pepper in
there. That's wonderful.
>> Never had Panda Express. So, what we're
going for dessert? They got apple pie
egg rolls now.
>> There was literally an audible gasp over
there when I said that.
>> Yeah. You want to leave?
Oh, a Panda Express. This slaps.
Overall impression, what do you think of
the triple dipper combo?
>> So, this was hyped up to me as like an
11 out of 10.
>> It hit all the marks.
>> Oh my god.
>> I'm trying to think like imagine you're
at home, you're a couple of beers in,
you're watching something you love, and
you just want like this box shows up.
There's no better time to be alive. This
is the one it's like, which would you
rather give up, food or sex? This is the
first time. It's like that's tricky.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Why can't we mix both?
And they do in one.
>> I'm about to sex this up.
>> We might have something even better for
you in store because what I want to do.
>> Is it sex?
>> Yeah, it is sex. Bring them in, boys.
>> No, I have something way better than
sex.
>> I'm going to turn this Irish. We are
going to make an Irish version of the
triple dipper combo so you can take it
back to your homeland. You can franchise
the first ever Irish chilies. It would
just be bring them in.
>> Sean, before we start cooking this
wonderfully Irish feast, um the thing
that we really missed out on eating
triple dipper combo was Chili's
delicious suite of drinks.
>> Um they're all giant and they're all
covered in sugar, but we have actually
made you our signature drink here at
Irish Chili's.
>> Irish Chili.
>> Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Oh my god. This
is the Irish flag margarita.
>> God's name.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
potatoes on it.
>> Yeah. Well, so that's just the garnish.
You can either eat the potatoes or not.
So, what we have here? Here we have our
shamrock margarita base and it's topped
with a little bit
>> of coconut milk. And then that's just
the mango whip. You know how big mangoes
are in Ireland, you know. So, uh, hey
man. Uh, how do you say cheers in Irish?
>> Sla.
>> Slancha
>> with a crazy straw. Ah, just like home.
Well, you didn't eat the potato garnish
yet.
>> Jesus.
>> Messed up. That is
>> I'll commit.
>> Mhm.
>> It's like you're on a beach in County
Cork.
>> How are potatoes so delicious in every
other form except raw?
>> That is a hell of a question. Uh we're
we're making the mozzarella stick
portion, but we thought about doing like
a proper Irish cheddar, but then it
would just really melt in there and fall
in the deep fryer. So instead, what
we're going to do kind of a little bit
inspired by a Scotch egg, which is
Irish,
>> is it?
>> It's not not in the name.
>> Yeah, but there's nothing called an
Irish egg, is there?
>> No.
>> You guys are close to Scotland?
>> We don't.
>> Are you guys at least friends?
>> We have lots of chickens, but no eggs.
>> The British eggs.
>> Eggs are in decline.
>> So, what we're going to do, we're going
to take some Irish pork bangers and
we're actually going to wrap that around
the mozzarella. Then, we're going to fry
that. But then I'm grabbing more
delicacies from your homeland.
>> Lord Jesus, look at him.
>> That's the mascot of Ireland. That's
what everyone looks like.
>> I can't understand a word he says, but I
love
>> that's that's me. When I go home, the
hat goes on and the tie is up.
>> Potato's one of those crisps that like
just growing up I was like, you can't
have anything else. You make a potato
sandwich.
>> Like, have you had a crisp sandwich?
>> Uh, never. No. No.
>> Just white bread, butter, and crisps.
>> I sort of grew up in a nation of
abundance.
>> You know what I mean?
We
>> I don't Well, no, you know what I mean.
Like it's Yeah, it's a you know a lot of
the minds poor boy.
>> Okay. So, I'm what I'm going to try to
do. Um
>> it makes a lot more sense than what I
thought you were going to do, which is
wrap the full sausage intestine and all
around that.
>> No, no, no, no. Well, we thought about
that. We tried just taking a mozzarella
and shoving it into the sausage like
that.
>> Could you do that again for a closeup?
And then yeah, we tried we were thinking
about taking the mozzarella stick and
just going
>> shoving the uh and then we found out
that we'd get demonetized on YouTube if
we did that. So we decided not to do
that. So we're going to try and take
>> I want
>> Can you say it more Irishly though?
>> Sweet Jesus.
>> God, that's so good. It's like
>> Holy Mary, mother of God, Jesus and his
blessed saints.
>> Okay, so there might is. There's layers
to it then. So like the more things that
you add to it.
>> Oh, it's exponential. It's you just keep
adding to it until you're having fun.
>> We I did this. I don't know why I did
this, but I did this.
>> You made a brick.
>> Yeah. Thanks so much.
>> Let's play Minecraft over here.
>> So, we're going to Oh god, I've never
played. Actually, I tried playing it
once. Um I kept trying to I couldn't
figure out how to build a house to keep
me safe from the zombies.
>> Dude, that's
>> And so I tried to bury myself
underground and the zombies could get me
underground.
>> Yeah, you're not cut out for it.
>> I don't think I am.
>> Minecraft's not your stick.
>> What's What's like a good entrylevel
game that you think I could be cut out
for? Well, in current terms, Pokemon
Poptopia.
>> What?
>> Pokemon?
>> Pokemon Pokemon Pootopia?
>> What is the etmology of Poptopia?
>> I don't know. Utopia and Pokémon.
>> Oh. Oh, wait. Is that it?
>> I think so. It's just Animal Crossing,
Minecraft Pokémon.
>> You just put bricks down and you build
habitats and Pokémon come up.
>> Is that what you're currently playing?
>> Yeah, I'm addicted.
>> Oh, man. You You were talking about the
addiction in the movie.
>> I It came out and I played it for like
35 hours over 3 days and I couldn't
stop. Oh god. Isn't that doesn't that
feel good though?
>> It does.
>> I've only had that feeling with one
video game ever and it was Diablo II
when I was 11 years old.
>> Oh, goated.
>> Um, there's something there's a there's
something as self-destructive about that
tendency that I really want to explore
within myself of what if I just threw it
all away and uh played video games.
Yeah. For like 18 hours a day.
>> It feels really appealing.
>> That's what I'm doing by drinking this.
>> Okay. I'm going to bread this. But
first, can you uh uh shake some of that
seasoning directly in your mouth?
>> Okay.
>> Just grab that can, shake it directly in
your mouth.
There he goes. There he goes.
>> You really sent it there, bud, huh?
>> Delicious. Is it?
>> We were just talking about turning
people into addicts and fiends. And
>> it does taste like this.
>> We have made our own potato cheese and
onion seasoning that we're going to dust
on top. There he goes.
>> Oh god. In his natural habitat.
>> Like watching an anteater eat ants.
Watching an Irishman lick up t cheese
and onion seasoning.
>> I like what you guys do here.
You've hardly put a dent in your Irish
margarita.
>> No one can.
>> That's a fair point.
>> You're smoking your pen, Josh.
>> Oh god. I
>> I stick to my thing and you stick to
yours.
>> Fair point. It's so thick. It's so hard
to get the liquid.
>> This is like being a Benihana.
>> Pretty much throw an egg at me.
>> Um what what am I doing? This is chicken
cuz we're making the boneless wings.
>> Yes, the boneless wings. But we're
making an Irish whiskey. Bonus wings. If
you want to take a swig out of that to
make sure that it's real Irish whiskey,
you're absolutely uh allowed to. We're
going to go ahead and we're going to add
We're going to fry off some chicken.
Shoot, I didn't season it. Wait,
>> that's the real deal, folks. Ain't no
messing around here.
>> Can you help me? I got my chicken. My
hands covered in raw chicken. Can you
just like put a lot of salt in that?
>> Okay. What's a lot of salt?
>> Don't like miss the chicken. Get it in
the flour and then I'll toss it like um
a toddler's handful. Like a 2-year-old.
Big 2-year-old. American 2-year-old fed
on hormone milk.
>> Okay.
>> Like that. Yeah.
>> I am the size of an American 2-year-old.
>> That's true.
>> You see, Olive Garden, this is how you
do it.
>> Heart disease, here we come. That's why
you guys are so good at soccer, man. We
just we're too bulky to move around all
live like that. But now,
>> you get into rugby.
>> Do you ever play rugby?
>> No, I I played like Gaelic football when
I was a kid, but I was I was a tiny kid.
So, I was always like football is like
similar to Aussie rules in a sense,
right?
>> Yeah. Aussie rules is kind of like rugby
and Gaelic football together.
>> Or at least that's how it felt when I
was a kid. But it's Yeah. You can like
kick with your feet and your hands and
you can hit it to each other.
>> How much hurling did you do?
>> Literally none. nonhurling.
>> I I tried.
>> What's the point of being Irish if
you're going to do I was so bad at it
and I when I played with my friends I
got he went to like hit the ball like
really hard one time and hit me like
right on the nerves like your funny bone
nerves and my whole hand went like dead
and locked up
>> for like a half hour and I thought I was
going to have to go to the hospital and
then it I unclenched but still years
later I get like cubital tunnel syndrome
as it's called when it's your elbow.
That is unfortunately very funny. What
can I say? I live dangerously.
>> Okay. So, I'm just going to
>> What are you doing OVER THERE, JOSH?
>> I'LL TELL YOU what I'm doing. Do you
want to come cook? Do you want to Do you
want to get your hands dirty in any of
this? Do you Do you uh ever have the
urge to cook? I know you don't cook very
much yourself.
>> I cook all the time.
>> You cook all the time?
>> I love cooking.
>> Do you?
>> Yeah.
>> Why do I think you didn't?
>> I don't know. Cuz you're prejudice
against me. I think don't don't make
this at Irish.
>> What What do you cook at home? What's
like your your best dish if you were to
cook one dish
>> to impress someone like say me?
So, I used to make lasagna for my family
when I was a kid. When I was like a
teenager, I would make it for my parents
cuz they they were bad cooks. And like I
had the waffles and fish fingers when I
was here cuz my dad used to make those
cuz it was easy. And I was like, I'm
going to learn how to cook and make
stuff myself.
>> I'm dumping a lot of whiskey in there.
>> I don't think I've ever seen Jameson and
soy sauce together.
>> We're about to. Ireland, incredibly
diverse land. So, we're going to add a
little bit of side.
>> Ireland, Asia.
Here we go.
>> Do you do you have is there a sister
city?
>> I don't know if we have like an official
one, but when I was in college, we had
like a big exchange thing with some
Chinese cities where we had like you
could go there. They could come here and
like study in college.
>> Did you choose to employ that and go to
China?
>> No, but I did date someone from Korea
for 5 years and I went there a bunch.
And
>> who is he?
>> Got his ass.
>> Your chicken's burning. Okay, we've
we've got what I can only describe as
whiskey slop.
>> And looks like to me.
>> 100%, brother. It's going to taste like
I'm going to splash a little bit
more just raw whiskey in there.
>> Oh yeah,
>> we have. Also, is this um I worry that
I'm delving into Irish stereotypes more
than honoring Irish culture.
>> Uh there's a little truth in every
stereotype, you know.
>> What do you think the biggest truths in
Irish stereotypes are? We are very good
talkers and a lot of them are very
friendly, but we also are very big
drinkers. I wouldn't say we're the
biggest drinkers in the world anymore if
we were at some point. Honestly, I think
in England they probably drink more than
we do at this point.
>> Okay. Well, one more thing. We're adding
bitters here cuz this is an
oldfashioned. This is this is based on
old fashion. We got all of like bitters
or what it's called.
>> Yeah. If you want to take a shot of
that, brother.
>> No, I disgusting. I know. But it's fun.
All bitters were just meant to like cure
some sort of disease. So, now I'm going
to take some of this sauce. We're going
to kind of give it like a little sauté.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
>> Wow. going to run. So, we're just going
to give that a hot sauté in the pan.
Now, if we're actually doing this at
Irish Chilies, uh our our plan would be
a little bit more rock solid than this.
>> We need to give it a different name like
Berties.
>> I don't know. Is that would that be the
equivalent?
>> Yeah, something a name like that.
Patties.
>> So, Chili Chili's was always like um
there are a couple chains that are like
very identical and all came around the
same time.
>> And I would put Applebees, TJI Fridays,
and Chili's as like the three big ones.
>> Okay. Chili's is like Latino Southwest
Applebees and then Fridays and I mean
this like very lovingly and there is a
lot of literature on this. It's gay
Applebees. I swear to God TJ Fridays
actually has like a lot of roots in like
queer communities where like they sort
of became the like de facto gay bar.
>> Thank gay it's Friday and that would
have been a very successful marketing
campaign. So we are making the northeast
egg rolls. Chili has a southwest egg
rolls filled with such southwest flavors
as beans, corn, and cumin. But we're
filling these northeast egg rolls with
all of the best Irish flavors, which are
um corn beef, some nice KY Gold Irish
cheddar, and then um a little bit of a
little bit of
a little bit of cocanon.
>> You could just not do it.
>> I know. I thought about not doing it.
>> It just doesn't have to.
>> Can I tell you why I did it, though?
It's cuz it cocanon like it sounds so
much better in your Canon. Yeah,
>> canon. We got to let
goical cannon for you.
>> It's getting better.
>> The the accent.
>> Yeah. Just slightly slowly.
>> Have you ever seen a movie called The
Luck of the Irish?
>> No.
>> Oh my. I know what we're doing after
this. You're not leaving. We're
watching.
>> Have you ever eaten Lucky Charms?
>> We're putting I I actually I eat a lot
of cocanon. I make it a lot at home.
It's a really wonderful dish. You
basically take mashed potatoes and you
saute like uh whatever greens you have.
So it could be cabbage, it could be, you
know, kale. It could be spring onion, it
could be literally whatever. Uh, and
then you fry it up in a little bacon
fat, potatoes. Boom. Great way to get
vegetables in your diet. Earnest cooking
tip for the people at home.
>> Wow. We used to do uh, aside from that
We used to do mashed potatoes
and if you had some left over the next
day, you would like fry them up.
>> That's a good thing.
>> Called potato farrals.
>> What is there like an Irish food that
you like really feel strongly about
other than potato waffles and fish
fingers?
>> I think Irish stew.
Oh yeah. Oh, sure. Jay, I'm back in the
hills. Okay, so we've filled this big
ass Irish chimmy chonga. Little bit of
cocaine, a little bit of the cheese, and
I'm going to brush this here flour paste
on it so it hopefully doesn't explode in
the fryer and kill us.
>> Oh, the corn beef smells amazing.
>> Eat some cold corn beef, man. It goes
great with the whiskey.
Have you really Have you really gotten a
sponsorship from like an Irish whiskey
or like do you make
>> The logistics of that are a nightmare.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And also, most of my audience probably
can't drink it. Here you go, 13-year-old
boy. All righty. Okay, I feel pretty
good.
>> I feel pretty good about this. I thought
these would be easier to fold than they
were. And I might have over Okay. No, I
feel pretty good about this. I feel
pretty good.
>> That one's open.
>> No, don't look at it. It's open ours.
Don't look at it. Open our right there.
>> Don't look at it. OPEN OURS.
>> WHAT'S ALL THIS FOOD?
>> We got here from
>> We have This is the original um
>> What a pathetic display that is. These
egg rolls, the corn beef and Kaucan and
egg rolls. These are big, hefty boys. We
also have a little bit of gravy. We have
chef's ketchup, the finest Ireland has
to offer. And then we have um this is
curry sauce ranch. And then what we're
going to do, we can't forget
>> the potato cheese and onion seasoning.
That's going to go right.
>> Can you do a mouthful of that?
>> What?
>> There he goes.
>> There's going to be such great edits out
of that picture.
>> It got in my eyes. This is a child.
>> This is a child. This is cheese wrapped
in sausage and deep fried. Oh my god.
>> Holy mother of cheese, Paul.
>> This is The sausage grease is dripping
off of the cheese.
>> It It's It squirted.
>> No. Oh, that's how you know it's good
when you're at Irish Chili.
We're at Shanno Chilligans.
That is so good. Oh my god. What sauce
does this go into? I want to try this
curried garlic thing.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Or a curry ranch.
Yes. That's a good time. This is the
most fun I've had with my clothes on.
Hey, man. You don't need to keep them
on. I want to move on to the chicken.
This should taste like a fair amount of
whiskey. A little bit of orange zest,
some bitters.
Oh, I taste the whiskey.
>> WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN?
>> IT'S THE BEST DAMN CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD
IN MY LIFE.
>> Getting peep this
>> Jeez. Corn beef. Jimmy Jangas.
>> Jimmy,
>> I'm going right into the gravy for this
one.
>> This has never been done before.
>> I don't think it has. This is science
hitherto never seen.
Yes, Josh.
>> I will say I feel like I'm wanting
something to cut through the fat a
little bit. Like a pickle.
>> Oh, you have onion right there. Take a
piece.
>> Well, you obviously see the bones of
what's going on here.
>> Oh, I see the foundations
>> because we're going to take this whole
damn Irish triple dipper combo and we're
going to turn it into a spice bag.
>> Yeah. Chilies.
>> You chill your spice bag. Did you come
into here?
>> It's corn beef time.
>> I watched Green Street Hooligans.
>> I'm going to fight you after this. I
love that.
Now that's Irish culture and that's
beautiful. Tell the folks about a spice
bag.
>> It was so normal when I was growing up
that I just I don't even know a whole
lot about it. I just took a whole bunch
of in. Put some MSG on it. Some
onions, some peppers. You're good to go.
That's what I'm doing, man. Cuz I'm
chopping up all of this and I'm just
going to put it in.
>> I see it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to put this
into that walk with a bunch of hot oil,
French fries, bell peppers, onions. This
your mixture of spices in there. Got a
lot of paprika, cayenne, white, white
pepper, black pepper. I'm going to chop
all this up.
>> God. And then
got break the fourth.
>> Excuse me, folks.
>> Go. Is this what you imagined when I was
like, "Hey, what if we turned everything
into a spice bag?"
>> This looks like a car crash.
>> This is so much fun.
>> I feel what can only be described as
pre- diarrhea.
You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Those
are kind of like a um it's like the
horns of Gondor have been sounded inside
me. We're getting our chips in there.
These aren't fries. These are chips.
Cook, daddy. Cook.
>> Oh god. I'm try I'm trying
I'm trying, son. I'm trying to cook mess
off.
This is all going to go in here. We're
going to see how this works cuz we're
putting in the chicken, but we're also
putting in some of the mozzarella sticks
and the egg rolls.
I think at some point this counts as
terrorism.
>> Yeah. Hey man,
>> you're smoking everyone out.
>> Oh gosh. No, you're fine.
>> The chili oil. It's like being pepper
sprayed.
>> Okay, I need a bag.
>> Where's a bag? Bag?
>> Shoot. How do you get it in the bag?
>> I'm not allowed up out of the chair.
They told me I'm not allowed to move.
>> Hold the bag.
>> I need you to hold the bag.
>> Oh, I can't get up. Look at that.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just like hold that.
We need to figure out how to get Oh my
god. All this in there.
>> What have you here? Put it. Put it. What
have you done?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're good. Is this
just like they used to?
>> Oh, just like home.
>> I don't know if I'm doing more damage to
Irish culture by being online.
>> It is. It is kind of hilarious. You
know, the guy
>> like the Irish guy for YouTube.
>> It's like you and Barry Kyogan. You
know, I don't feel confident shaking it.
We kind of massage it a little bit.
>> The immediate greasiness of that bag.
>> So now you kind of like now you take
you're doing for takeaway. So, you're
kind of like walking through, you know,
the walkable Dublin streets.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, kind of what's the thing I
might say to to a passer by in Irish?
>> How's it going?
>> How's it going? Are you well?
>> How's it going, man?
>> What?
>> Oh, I'm sorry.
>> You just got punched in the face.
>> I'm going to try this method.
>> You're being met with gasps and laughs.
>> I know. I hear that. Laughs are cheap.
Gasps are what I'm going for, brother.
All right. Right. So, now we sort of
have this and we're going to take the
curry sauce
and this is going to go. Is this what
it's supposed to look like, though? I
feel like this is what it does look like
IN THE VIDEOS.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? Holy God almighty.
>> And here we have uh uh I guess regret is
what I'd call it.
>> No, thank you, Josh. I am full.
>> Well, that's that's a wrap it.
>> The best part about this meal is that
you don't know what you're going to get.
Life is like a box of shite. I found it
awesome, though.
>> How did you do that? Kind of awesome,
isn't it?
>> Are you a wizard?
>> Let's have a shot.
>> It doesn't matter what I got. It was
nice. It's delicious.
>> Look at what you've done.
>> Yeah, I'm
>> Look at Look at the state of this place.
>> I don't know. I'll tell you what. This
all
>> somewhere in your heritage. Your
ancestors are crying.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh god. Bubby Liy. She can't
afford more disappointment.
>> David works at the bank. He's in private
equity. Bubby, it doesn't work at the
bank. I'm trying to find there. Yeah.
Yeah, we found it. We found it, ladies
and gentlemen. We found the mother load.
The Irish spice bag chili cheese pull.
What a man you are. Mother of God.
Look at him go.
Oh, triceps like diamonds. I go home
from work early today. Can I ask how
does this experience compare to last
meals? Pretty equivalent.
>> I don't want to say it's more fun than
last meals. Yeah,
>> cuz it's just this is a cartoon whereas
Last Meals is a drama.
>> Mhm.
>> As I go from HBO to Cartoon Network.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I actively do that at home though. I'll
like watch The Pit and I'm like, well, I
can't go to sleep. That was too sad.
>> Dexter's Lab. Here we go.
>> You know, and so that's kind of life,
man. Not to swing it all the way back
around. Oh, Josh, everything's a
metaphor. No, sometimes it's a deep
fried swap.
>> That guy has his throat open. I need DD.
Uh, Sean, this has been an absolute
Thanks for coming by. Give me a hug,
dude. Give me a try not to touch with my
hands. This rules.
>> Thank you.
>> Thank you.
>> You got anything to tell the people at
home? Dylan, you've been sitting like
that the whole time.
>> Don't do this. He's been sitting like
this the whole time. Are you Are you
>> unnecessary journeys? Don't go out on
treacherous roads.
>> Be careful out there. Don't do this.
>> Don't do Don't do this.
>> I'm 36 now, Josh. I can't be doing this.
>> We should. This is the last time. This
is technically the last meal.
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