Johnny Knoxville Eats His Last Meal

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Episode Post Date: March 19, 2026

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is
my last meal.
[bell]
[music]
Every person has exactly two things in
common. We all got to eat and we're all
going to die. Today's guest is an actor,
writer, producer, and legendary stunt
performer who starred in four jackass
films. He's a host of Fear Factor House
of Fear. And his high school guidance
counselor, Mrs. Handley, once said his
most outstanding attributes [music] were
his humility and his propensity for
selfmutilation. Johnny Knox, welcome to
the show.
>> Miss Hanley said that.
>> Miss Hanley said that. I'll tell you
where I got that from. I was reading
this old magazine and she's quoted in
this. This is April 1998. Big Brother.
>> Miss Hanley was quoted in
>> Well, you quoted Miss Hanley. If you
flip open to this here, bookmark, we
have a really cool article.
>> Man, I haven't seen this in a while.
Mrs. Hanley was uh she was a homeck
teacher, but every time I get kicked out
of class, I'd always go hang out in her
class cuz she was just the coolest
>> and she was really pretty. So, it she
was just the best from top to bottom.
>> You quote her in the first paragraph of
the self-defense equipment, I think,
right down here, actually, second
paragraph.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> How long has it been since you've seen
this article?
>> 20 years.
>> No way. Yeah.
>> And this is the original article that
would become effectively four.
>> Yeah. I was just going to write the
article on self-defense equipment. And
Tmaine, who now directs Jackass, said,
"Well, you should film it, too."
>> Thank you so much for joining us on Last
Meals. Have you thought about your last
meal before?
>> No, I actually haven't thought about my
last meal. Cuz admittedly, I'm not a
foodie. I just eat food because I have
to. It's something I have to get out of
the way.
>> Uh I'm more of a drinkie.
>> Yeah. But um
>> they've developed other words for a
drinky
>> alcoholic.
>> That's the one. More Latin. Yeah. Yeah.
>> But I am pretty psyched about all the
salty uh foods I have on the menu today.
>> Did any of your choices surprise you?
You're like, "Oh, I didn't realize I had
that memory of a hamburger."
>> Well, okay. Here's what happened.
They're like,
"You're supposed to send your food uh
choices about a week ago and they're
about to cancel, so send in your
choices." Yeah. Yeah.
>> And I'm like, "Oh, no. Uh, fried
chicken, fries. I like hamburgers."
>> Is that generally the way that you've
operated in life? Like, it comes down to
the deadline. You're like, "Shit, I got
to go shoot myself in the chest in the
desert."
>> I leave things to the last second,
>> especially that there was no
pre-production on this.
>> This is, of course, when you put on the
bulletproof vest and couldn't find
anybody that was willing to shoot you
for the Big Brother magazine video.
>> That was the thing. I knew I was
shooting all the the taser gun, stun
gun, and pepper spray at my buddy's
house. Mhm.
>> I can't shoot myself in his backyard.
It's right in the middle of Hollywood.
So, we just drive out the 14. And I'm
like,
>> "Pull off here." And then we pulled off
there and we ended up on a fire road.
But we got out there and he says, "I
want no part of this."
>> Yeah. Fair.
>> And from the video, if you watch it, you
can hear no one wanted any part of it.
Uh, except me. But it worked out.
>> This is probably a stupid question. How
often do you think about death?
>> Not really. [music] You know, every now
and then I'm like, "Wow, one day I'm
going to not be here and my kids will be
and and and but that's as far as I get
into it because why?" [music]
>> I mean, you seem like a tremendously
well- read person, though. There's a lot
of people throughout history who have
taken a tremendous amount of value in
learning about death and thinking about
a lot. There's also a lot of people who
have done the complete opposite and
equally smart. You're the one who's
taken the route of I'm not going to
think about this and just live my life.
>> Yeah. It's like, you know, it's coming.
It's happening. But until then, I'd
rather just live my life.
>> Yeah.
>> Otherwise, you're you're looking forward
or looking behind. You're never here.
>> You ready to eat?
>> Yeah. We ordered some drinks, too.
Right.
>> Let's get those drinks lined up. [bell]
>> Johnny, for the first course of your
final meal, we have the wedge salad, the
beer, the fried chicken, potato chips.
>> When I read my food choices to my wife,
I said wedge salad. and she laughed.
>> Why? [laughter]
>> I don't know. It's just just I just
threw something in random. But this
looks delicious.
>> It's the best salad in the game. We've
taken about a quarter head of iceberg
lettuce, sliced it, added a homemade
blue cheese dressing, some bacon,
chives, tomatoes on it, simple and
clean. And then these are classic Cape
Cod kettle chips.
>> Has anyone complained about the food?
>> Mhm.
>> Really? Couple people. Like what? Like
Well, you know, you get We've had some
chefs on the show and they're very
particular. They're really like picking
through all of it. Some people from New
York were like, "This isn't New York
pizza." Are you a Are you a complainer
about food or no?
>> No.
>> Well, [music] cheers, man. We got an ice
cold.
>> All right. Cheers.
>> Um,
>> dig in, man. This is your last meal,
Johnny. This is your last meal. Okay,
>> go wherever. I I feel like I don't want
to recount certain stories for fear that
it might ruin your appetite. Do you
think you're still sensitive?
>> No, I don't give a [ __ ]
>> I once watched you pour a beer into a
man's [ __ ] through a funnel.
>> You mean Steo? That was Steo. Yeah. Uh
he really drank it uh uh aggressively as
well. Um did that turn you off from beer
at all?
>> No. No. A stupid question.
>> I uh I can compartmentalize uh buttholes
and beer.
>> Maybe a stronger man than I am. If you
asked me to guess how many jackass
episodes there are, I would have
probably said like between 100 and 125.
>> No, there's like 24 plus two specials,
right?
>> That's nuts. 24 episodes of Jackass that
were all shot within the same year,
right?
>> Yeah, within 9 months.
>> Do you look back at those 9 months and
do those feel like a very long portion
of your life or did that just happen in
a blur?
>> That's what happened in a blur. I went
from basically like doing PA work and
being unemployed to 3 months later being
on the cover of Rolling Stone. So, it
was it was a a little adjustment, but
man, I gotta say,
>> we took the jackass episodes down off of
Paramount Plus
because
I watched a few of them about
u ago and they've been recut, rescored,
and re-edited, re-sequenced.
We didn't even know.
>> Why is that?
>> I don't know. So, we're like, get those
down. That's not anything that resembles
what we put on the air. Paramount to
their credit said, "Okay, but they're
still up on other places." I'm like,
"Don'ting watch the episodes, the
Jackass TV show right now because
they're terrible and we had nothing to
do with it." Now, when we re-edit and
rescore them and resequence them, they
you still may think they're terrible,
but at least we did it. Are you able to
draw like a very clear through line in
your life from your childhood?
>> Can I try the chicken?
>> Eat the chicken, man. Eat the chicken.
>> All right.
>> Also, do not ask for permission again.
Godamn it. Just eat the food and I'm
going to follow you. But I'm so happy
about you.
>> Thank you. What was your question?
>> I don't remember. I just want to watch
you eat this chicken now.
>> Well, that's a sign of a real pervert.
>> Thank you. Absolutely, man. You got salt
and vinegar chips. These are the
official chips and perverts, man.
>> The amount of eye contact involved.
[laughter]
>> It's a weird show. M.
>> How do we do on the chicken?
>> I just took a bite. Give me a second to
eat it. [laughter]
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Your leisure.
>> I find silence uncomfortable. I fear it.
>> It's very good.
>> I was going to ask, we have Steo on the
show and it was very clear how he ended
up where he did on Jackass. He didn't
get attention from his father. All he
craved is attention. Ergo, he butt chugs
Miller high life in front of millions.
Are you able to draw a clear through
line between your childhood and how you
ended up doing stunts in front of
millions of people?
>> Yeah, you can see how I got there. My
dad was a big huge [music] prankster and
he pranked all his friends
>> constantly growing up. Uh I was the baby
of the family. I was just spoiled.
Um, I was from a part of the country
that goes pretty hard and uh, sometimes
my childhood was pretty happy, but my
father drank and so, you know, that
wasn't so good.
>> Uh, so yeah, you can kind of see how I
got here.
>> With your dad drinking, was that
something where you internalized this
like feeling of adrenaline cuz so much
of what we do as adults?
>> No, adrenaline wasn't what I was
feeling.
>> What was it?
>> Fear.
>> Sure.
>> Yeah. Do you think they're [music] not
related in a way?
>> You can eventually get there, but
>> you also came out to LA to [music] act
and you've been in a lot of blockbuster
movies. I mean, like proper
>> some blockbusters either.
>> Sure. But like, you know, it's um you're
in the NBA, right? There's only going to
be one Jordan. That shouldn't take away
from the fact that like you were in
[music] the NBA. You know what I mean?
>> I'm in the NBA now.
>> You're in the NBA?
>> [ __ ]
>> But I mean, you like, you know, starred
in movies. You wrote articles for print
magazines, these are all dream jobs that
other people would want.
>> No, I've been extremely lucky. I give
you that.
>> Sure.
>> Do [music] you think between like doing
stunts and running your own show like
jackass, being a a journalist, and then
being an actor, if any one of those
three things took off, do you think you
would have been just as happy?
>> I think it took me a long time to uh be
happy,
>> you know?
>> Sure. But I think if I had chosen one of
those paths and found success, sure, I
would [music] yeah, I I would have felt
uh fulfilled. But the the the deal I
made with myself,
which maybe contradicts what I just
said, that it's like, okay, I'm going to
move out to LA to act and I'm going to
stick around till I make it.
>> Yeah.
>> But when I started writing for
magazines, I felt like, oh, maybe I have
another thing I can do.
>> [music]
>> And that took all the pressure off.
>> Yeah.
>> All the pressure.
>> And then the acting role started coming
from that.
>> I started getting call backs. I never
got call backs before that. And then I'm
like, "Oh, okay. Well, maybe I'm not so
tethered to this part of my life."
[music]
>> Yeah.
At that time, you also had your daughter
when you were 24. It's interesting
hearing the way that you talk about that
was like you had the daughter and then
there was this impetus that you had to
be successful.
>> [music]
>> had to do something.
>> Yeah.
>> Most people though when they have kids
they become uh let's say risk averse.
[music]
>> But your idea of making it in the world
was to take a tremendous amount of
risks.
>> Yeah. That was my best guess.
>> Sure.
>> Of how to support my family.
>> Yeah.
>> Was or kind of do a participatory
journalism thing but kind of uh more
intense. [music] It was so intense that
um you basically had a Democratic
senator try and soft launch their
presidential campaign [music] on the
platform of cancelling jackass.
>> Yeah, [ __ ] that guy
>> when Joe Liverman came after you guys.
>> I mean, he's dead, but
>> that's how I felt.
>> You know, could have won with G anyways.
M and it's such a no position
type of move like hard on Hollywood like
oh that's that's all you can think of
>> cuz there's no consequence to being
tough on Hollywood right
>> yeah yeah
>> so yeah Lieberman came down on Viacom
MTV and me personally
what is happening like
>> six months ago I was unemployed now I
got a senator up my ass [laughter]
>> at that point. Did you know you were
doing something right? Did you know you
were doing something wrong? Or did you
just feel like, "Oh [ __ ] I got to
center it up my ass. This is crazy."
[music]
>> I felt like we were on to something, but
because of all the heat brought down on
Viacom and MTV,
it
we had all these by the third season,
which was like 6 months into it. It's
like they bought eight episodes, eight
at a time and there was like suddenly
there was a OSHA guy.
>> Tough set that to have OSHA a part of,
Johnny.
>> Yeah. Oh, you guys can't jump off
anything higher than 4 ft. I'm like,
what are you talking about?
Have you seen what we do? So, I was
like, I I love Jackass too much to like
[music] do it half ass, so I just quit.
>> Yeah.
>> And MTV was pretty surprised.
It's funny even when you say I love
Jackass so much like you said [music]
Jackass had existed for you know roughly
nine months or a year at that point
>> right
>> you had a bunch of different iterations
that could have been jackass jackass
could have been a 5minute segment on SNL
Jackass could have been a show where you
hosted it from behind a desk until I
think it was Jones that convinced you
not to do that there could have been a
bunch of different things you pivoted to
but what did you found that made you so
connected to it
>> I was offered
four shows within Jackass includ
included within [music] like
6 7 months.
>> Damn.
>> And I'm like again th this [ __ ] was
unemployed a few months ago
and I decided to take a uh chance on me
and my friends. It's something that we
created together and we would have all
the control and and I just felt it was
the better idea for me and us.
If you're doing this kind of thing for a
living, you're already taking some
chances. So, what's one more?
>> I think one of the things that made
Jackass and specifically you so charming
on the show is that you're doing all
these crazy stunts often with some of
the most skilled athletes in the world.
I think in Travis Pastana, most
decorated motorsports athlete ever.
>> You know, uh in the original Jackass
movie, you have Eric Cton, one of the
best skateboarders of all time, just
throwing your ass down a rail.
>> Matt Hoffman.
>> Matt Hoffman. Even though Jaws Hamoki is
one of my favorite skaters of all all
time and y'all gave him a concussion
thrown him out of a hammock.
>> That guy's he just is an accordion.
>> Unbelievable. That man's ankle so big
and just accordians. [music]
>> But you get these people that are um
let's say uh uh prednaturally skilled
[music] wanting to hang out with y
>> people who have no skill whatsoever.
>> A little bit. You're pretty good at
magic.
>> Oh yeah, thanks. Yeah. The bull didn't
think so, but I thought I did it pretty
good. Was your lack of skill? Was that
something that actively made Jackass as
good as it was?
>> Well, we're all trying things that we're
no good at and have never tried before
[music] because at the end of the day,
no one wants to see someone make a
stunt, you know.
>> Is that true?
>> I don't.
>> Yeah. I don't know. I I mean, I I you
know, [music] didn't grow up in like the
Evil Conval era, but I grew up in like
the Travis Pastana era where you know,
well, those got Travis goes so big he
has to make it or he dies.
>> Sure. Right. So, it's a little different
thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, have you seen his X-ray?
>> No.
>> There's X-ray and and it's just he's the
bionic man. There's metal everywhere.
>> Yeah, I know. He's in medical journals
for being like one of three people who's
ever survived the level of spinal
severance.
>> And that was when he was like a kid.
>> Matt Hoffman, too. He's like [music]
>> he's really put it on the line. And
against all odds, like your name is
>> If you ask Travis who his hero is, he'll
say Matt Hoffman.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, [music] everyone looks up to
Matt.
>> Who's yours?
>> I love Matt. And uh I mean I I have a
lot of people I looked up, but [music]
Matt's one of them.
>> You said Matt Hoffman was the only
person you'd ever met who had fully
conquered fear. [music]
>> Yeah.
>> Do you think you're on that path or you
think a healthy dose of fear is good?
I've found a way to just [music] uh
cannibalize it and and control it to do
what I need to do. So
I realize it's beneficial, [music]
but for what I, you know, did it wasn't
really beneficial.
>> Yeah.
>> So it was one of the things that would
[music] possibly kill a bit. But
sometimes it's good because you you know
if if you show fear in an entertaining
manner, that's great, too. Yeah.
>> Like like Aaron McGee from J. He shows
it. [music] Steo shows it in a very
entertaining manner.
>> Yeah. You ready to go on to course
number two?
>> Sure. [bell]
>> Johnny, for the second course of your
final meal. This is nothing you've asked
for, but something we wanted to surprise
you with, and I'm wondering if you can
name it by sight alone.
>> Um, yes. Bacon.
>> That is bacon. If I said four bloody
maryries, two grapefruits, a pot of
coffee, rangu and crepes, a half pound
of either sausage, bacon, or corn beef
hash with diced chilies.
>> It sounds like a Hunter S. Thompson
style breakfast, but you're leaving out
the cocaine and amphetamines and all the
other [ __ ] he was on.
>> We were hoping your publicist could get
us the cocaine and empetamines, but this
is Hunter S. Thompson's breakfast as
seen in Fear and Loathing on the
campaign trail 1972, which you wrote the
forward for for the 50th anniversary
edition. [music] Yeah, I forget all the
drugs that were involved, but it was
weed, coke, maybe LSD. I can't remember.
But this morning, I'm like, "Oh, I
didn't put bacon down."
And now we have bacon.
>> Please dig it.
>> And the margarita, which is This is not
salt. This is Tennessee walking powder.
>> Is that what you call it? I call it
Colombian bam bam.
>> Colombian bam bam. [music] Well, I mean,
both work.
>> Cheers. Cheers. Yeah.
>> I think Ken Casey told
>> Hunter it's like if you're going to take
all these drugs,
>> you got to eat a big breakfast.
He's like, "Okay, sure." Like probably
pretty sound advice. Also, his
breakfast, I think, would have been at
least in the diary at 3:30 in the
afternoon. And so, not exactly like an
early riser, but he would write till
8:00 in the morning. How special was it
for you to write the forward for Fear
and Loathing on the campaign trail 72?
Cuz you you knew Hunter personally,
right?
>> Yeah, I'd met him a few times and uh he
was a big hero of mine. Yeah. To be able
to write the forward was uh
Yeah, it was an honor.
>> Yep.
>> You know, I I wish Hunter was around to
know he'd have probably shot it down.
Good god, he's an imposs. [laughter]
>> The first time you met Hunter, I think
was at Was it at the Viper room? So,
we're on the Sunset Strip. And you said
that you did kind of come off as an
imbecile at the time. [music]
>> Yeah, I was high on a bunch of things.
Illegal and drunk and
just overbearing and Sure.
>> I was like, get this guy away. You know,
he wasn't he was by no means frightened.
He was just annoyed and rightly so.
Yeah.
>> But I met him uh later and it was
[music] it was a it was good meeting
except for he was in a very depressed
mood. That was not great to see.
>> I mean, you're right in this forward,
like seeing him at this bar in New
Orleans
>> with his head on the bar. Yeah.
>> Basically crying out in pain and how
jarring of an experience that was for
you.
>> Literally, we walked up and his head was
[music] on the bar in his arm.
>> Not how I was expecting him, but his uh
black medical bag was right beside him.
>> Did any of that experience get you to
rethink decisions in your own life? Was
that like a big jarring moment for you
or
>> I was I was going full speed then?
>> Yeah.
>> It wasn't a lot of thinking period. It
was just fast faster and disaster.
>> Did you ever have that reflection point
where you like maybe looked at the life
that Hunter Thompson led because you
read you would have read Fear and
Loathing in Las Vegas when you're what
19 years old.
>> When you're a 19-year-old and you're
reading, you know, uh the great of the
beat generation, reading on the road,
reading Fear and Loathing, it seems
really awesome. And then a lot of people
sort of mature out of that and they can
still see how incredible uh you know the
writing is and the sort of stories that
they tell but maybe that's not all there
is to life. Did you have this moment
where you were like maybe going all the
way faster to disaster isn't something
that leads to happiness or did you just
keep caring ahead? Yeah, for many years
it was just
uh fast forward and uh eventually you
know you start thinking about things but
I did it for quite a long time [snorts]
even though I'd seen many
pitfalls in different people along the
way. I just you know I didn't equip
myself until later in life. What was a
big move in being able to equip
yourself?
>> If you have like little to no tools,
yeah, therapy is an excellent place to
start to give you some tools.
>> Sure.
>> So, [music] yeah, that was kind of the
first step.
Next step, bacon.
>> Hell yeah. There's a funny thing about
idolizing somebody in media and maybe
wanting to follow in their footsteps
because by the time you get there, the
culture has changed so much that there
can never be another Hunter S. Thompson,
right? Like
>> you got to be careful how you choose
your heroes because then you're going to
end up emulating that.
>> What about people who have chosen you as
their hero? Is there any flattery? Would
you offer a word of condemnation?
>> The same thing I just said to you. Be
careful how you choose your heroes.
>> Sure. [music] How much did Hunter's
death affect you?
>> That was very jarring.
Well,
>> because he was we were he was in New
Orleans. I was in Baton Rouge and he
called me one day looking for a trip
like a plane to go back home with some
urgency.
I'm like, I I don't know. I'll see if
there's I was on the movies. I'll see if
anyone's taking a plane going home. And
actually, Chesca Simpson was.
And so I lined up. I called her. I'm
like, "Is it okay if Hunter S. Thompson
rides back with you?" She said, "Sure."
And then I called him and said, "Hey, I
got a plane for you." By by that time,
he had secured another trip back.
>> But when he died, I realized that that's
why he wanted to go back. Mhm.
>> And that was very jarring and incredibly
sad.
When you're at that point, I don't think
you're you're you're no longer thinking
clearly.
>> Sure. I I think your Hunter S. Thompson
is my Anthony Bourdain. Um he was
somebody that I grew up watching and
really idolizing the way that he used
food as a lens to view the larger parts
of the world, right?
But when he took his own life, that was
the first celebrity death that really
affected me because I looked at him and
said, "You lived the life that I wish I
could live, but if that still wasn't
enough to make you happy, I know those
are oversimplified terms, but maybe
that's not something enough to make me
happy." And it kind of really reframed a
lot of the way that I thought about my
own life. Did you ever think about that?
It's very sad in those instances because
these people
that we sometimes admire,
they're just like anyone else. Their
brain is giving them bad information
[music] and that's I just have a lot of
sympathy for people in that situation.
>> Yeah.
>> And uh some people sometimes people make
it out and unfortunately sometimes
people don't.
>> Yep.
>> Pass the bacon. Are you [snorts] able to
look at like the larger cultural impact
of Jackass and see it through the same
lens as you would have viewed Hunter S.
Thompson's work through?
>> No.
>> I don't I don't sit around and compare
myself to people. [music]
>> Fair. But if you were to like zoom out
right now, I was trying to explain
Jackass to my wife as I was watching it
last night [laughter]
>> and I found myself having a little bit
>> lots of [ __ ]
>> There's lots of [ __ ] lots of male
touching and [ __ ] but also in a way
that is very artistically beautiful. Are
you able to look at it and say like,
well, the turn of the 2000s, the rise of
[music] cable, or you just don't give a
[ __ ] You were just there doing it all?
>> Yeah. I don't that's not my job.
>> Sure.
>> You know, maybe one day I'll look back
and try to think about that a little
more, but I I don't.
>> Yeah. [music] I'm I'm very grateful that
Jackass means so much to people and uh
but I also have no control over that,
>> you know. So, I [music] just keep trying
to do what I'm doing and
hopefully not up.
>> I remember uh at my high school there
was a separate click that were just the
jackass kids [laughter]
>> for real.
>> The bad kids. No, but they would have
been the bad kids if not for being the
jackass kids.
>> They had an outlet.
>> They [music] had an outlet. And I
remember once I was leaving football
practice and I kind of walked in between
a bunch of different clicks, but I
remember seeing them. One of them was
throwing up in the bushes as somebody
had like a little, you know, camera with
a little flip out [music] digital lens
and I was like, "What's up, Zack? What
are you guys doing?" I'm like, "Oh,
well, uh, Nick ate six habaneros and
then he rolled down the hill and now
he's dizzy, so he's throwing up the
habaneros into the bushes." And I was
like, "Oh, carry on, gentlemen." And it
was something that was it was so very
normal. And in a weird way, I was trying
to think of like what they would have
been doing without that. They wouldn't
have been taking the AP classes. [music]
They wouldn't have been student
president. They would have been doing
something that frankly was probably less
productive.
>> Probably been stealing your hubcaps.
>> Probably would have been stealing your
hubcaps, you know, for all the Liberman
[ __ ] of the
>> That makes me happy that there were
jackass kids that
>> a fully separate click
>> that that uh I haven't heard before. And
that actually makes me uh very happy.
So,
>> cheers.
>> Cheers, man. Have you gotten stories
from fans saying that like, hey, you
gave me a purpose in a way that I didn't
have before?
>> Yes. people have been very kind about
coming up and sharing those kind of
sentiments and and then I've met people
that I work with
whether it's an actor stunt guy and and
when they tell me that and you know that
>> uh has weight if you can touch anyone's
life at all that has weight [music]
especially doing the dumb [ __ ] that we
do. Yeah.
>> So,
>> do you take that role as patriarch very
seriously? Do you consider yourself
that? I know a lot of the crew calls you
captain.
>> Like, do you feel a paternalistic
relationship towards the Jackass guys?
And is that one of the reasons you came
in?
>> Yeah, they're my they're
my
friends and you know Jeff and I or
seem to be [music] like uh
their mom and dad or you know I'm the
mom [snorts] uh he's the coach, I'm the
player coach. Uh and they're a handful.
Jesus,
you can't imagine some of the stuff
we've dealt with over the years.
And but Jeff and I have been no better
roses either, [music] you know.
Everyone has been a huge problem at some
point.
>> I think that goes for everybody in life.
>> Yeah, but especially for our [ __ ]
>> Ready to go on to course number three?
>> Oh, yes, [bell]
>> Johnny. For the third course of your
final meal on Earth, we have hamburger
and French fries, lettuce, tomato,
mustard, and then we have some chocolate
milkshakes. You do not request a
chocolate milkshake, but I know your dad
[music] used to prank people by putting
laxatives in a chocolate milkshake.
>> Yes. Yes.
>> I don't know if there are laxatives in
these milkshakes,
but I don't know that there aren't lax.
We're sort of in like a Schroinger's
milkshake situation right now because I
saw the box in the kitchen. I don't know
if it's open or not.
>> You're telling that to me like I care.
>> Look, man.
>> Very good milkshake. Oh, by the way, all
the food's been very good. Compliments
to the chef.
I'm not some son of a [ __ ] that come on
here and and complain about the food. I
may be a son of a [ __ ] Yeah, sure.
>> But I'm not the son of [ __ ] who
complained about the food. [laughter]
>> Why hamburger and French fry?
>> Like I was pressed for time.
>> Johnny, you're a writer and storyteller.
Make up a story about a hamburger you
had once. Tell me.
>> Oh my god.
>> Johnny, tell me about any hamburger
you've ever eat.
>> I love hamburgers, Josh. Boy, let me
tell you.
>> Me, [snorts] too, man.
>> They get me harder than a turnbuckle.
>> Johnny, you host a show called Fear
Factor: House of Fear. I don't know if
you know this about yourself.
>> No.
>> Real deep cut from the archives. What's
your own relationship to fear?
>> Who took away my beer?
>> We got another round of supporters,
please. Thank you so much, Blaine.
>> I just experienced real fear [laughter]
>> when it comes to my kids and
>> someone I my wife, my dog,
I'll get fearful. But as far as like my
safety,
I I'm having to, you know, think about
that more. Uh, now I'm trying to like
it's okay. You're you're not doing that.
>> When you say it's okay, you're not doing
that. Who are you imagining saying it's
okay?
>> Me.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz I've already shared that.
>> Oh, here we go. Hey guys,
>> the feeling when you're staring down a
bowl, you know, you listen to Matt
Hoffman and he there's a story about
Matt Hoffman that I'm sure you heard a
bunch of times about him and Travis was
trying to I think base jumping the Grand
Canyon when Matt Hoffman refused to get
close to the edge of the Grand Canyon
and Travis was like, "Is this because
you're afraid?" And he goes and he goes,
"I'm not afraid of the drop. I'm afraid
that I'm going to get so excited that
I'm gonna want to jump and fly."
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? But do you have
that when you're staring down a stunt?
Say there's a bull or you're going to
get fired from a cannon. You don't seem
like the guy like Matt Hoffman who's
afraid that he's so excited that he's
going to get in the cannon that he's
going to do it too early. You seemed
like you had fear more than some other
people who seemed eager despite the fact
that you were, you know, the the deacto
ring leader and actually orchestrating a
lot of this. like some stunts that
aren't as perilous,
uh, I wasn't as um
energized to do them, but the more
dangerous they are,
I just wanted to get the set and do
them. Like I couldn't wait to get to set
and do them.
>> So they were over
>> like I didn't want to stand around on
the set and wait.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, I was like, Jeff, I'm just
going to go sit in my car. someone tap
on the window or text me to come and
when I get there
it it's go time. I don't want to have
all the cameras please worked out
because I don't want to stick sit around
and wait on the cameras or anything
else. And to his credit, he always had
everything. All I had to do was stand in
one spot or hold on to something. So
it was pretty easy.
>> That feeling of when you're standing in
the one spot or holding on to something.
Do you use the term dissociation? No, I
just wanted to do it. I just wanted like
let's do it and it just immense
anticipation I experienced.
>> By that time I was just excited and
wanted it to happen. It got to a happy
excitement like like less you know of
course there was fear but that you don't
have to really you don't have to
consider that.
>> I was just wanting to do it. Talk to me
about survivors euphoria.
>> Colonel John Paul Stappa, one of the
most brilliant men of the 20th century.
Uh he did a lot of groundbreaking
research on
uh deceleration and [music] it was
because it was the
1940s and they were trying to see what
would happen to pilots when they ejected
at altitude. [music]
So he built this giant sled in the
desert and get up to several hundreds of
miles of hour and stop within
10 to 15 ft abruptly and he experienced
incredible amount of G's. He was injured
so many times. Eventually he experienced
more G's
than anyone in history on purpose and
lived. It's like 48 G's. Mhm.
>> But survivors euphoria
uh was something that would happen for
him after he completed a run on the sled
and
he survived. It's a thing. I just I
didn't have a name for it, you know.
>> Yeah. But that was a feeling that you'd
always felt and then when you read it
>> Yeah. It's like, "Oh, man. I'm actually
going to walk. I'm actually walking out
of here. That's good." Truly not every
stunt you've walked out from scot-free.
Were there any stunts that you
>> Well, even if you get taken out by a
stretcher or some you're like you're
cognizant and you're, you know,
>> Sure.
>> and you're moving your feet some, you
know, hopefully.
>> Yeah. Do you take other people's safety
more seriously?
>> Yes.
>> Than yours?
>> Yes.
>> Cuz you got like, you know, you you've
talked about your dad's your dad's group
of friends, right? You had a Woodro
Wilson Boxar Johnson Jr.
>> You know what I mean? like he has all
these like this this pirate crew and
you've ended up with the Steo and a wee
man and a danger Aaron and whatever and
you know you're sort of the captain. Um
were there any moments where you were
like we can't do this because somebody
else is going to get hurt. I need to be
the person to jump in and take the
bullet.
>> I wasn't
trying to write the most dangerous
things for myself but I in hindsight I
did. I don't know why. It's just what I
found interesting.
>> And I did not like being on the other
side of it watching one of my friends
about to do something dangerous. It's no
fun.
>> Yeah.
>> No fun at all. If it's like especially
if it's like a lifealtering type of
could be
situation. So
I understand what my family went
through. Did you have an internal kota
on Jackass that was like we're not going
to prank you during certain hours or was
there always a baseline level
>> my guys
>> of anxiety? Yeah. When you were like
shooting the movies?
>> No. No, there was no there was no
boundaries with the guys. There was no
boundaries at all.
>> People acted worse when the cameras were
off
>> for sure.
>> Why do you think that is?
>> They just couldn't help themselves.
>> No one's faking it.
>> Yeah. You know, it's kind of who they
are and
we just got a special group of guys
together.
>> Hey, goddamn right you did.
[bell]
>> Johnny, for your final course of your
final meal on Earth, we have frozen
grapes and sugar-free popsicles. Now,
we've frozen cotton candy grapes normal
style. Then, we've also I know you have
a secret recipe. We tried to divine it
and so we soaked some of them in Sprite
and then covered them in sugar and
citric acid to try and create our own
little frozen cotton candy.
>> I never heard of that.
>> What's your recipe? [music]
>> I can't give it away. It's a very uh
protected
>> Howing secret can this recipe be? It's
grapes, man.
>> It's frozen grapes, but I can't tell you
how I freeze them.
>> On your deathbed, I'm going to be
lording over you and you will whiskey.
>> I will maybe tell you on my deathbed.
>> I'm holding you to that. And then we got
some sugar-free popsicles. This is sort
of the the assemblage of a madman here.
The frozen grapes with the margarita,
the beer, and the sugar-free popsicles.
This is the meal of a man who has a
disease that they haven't come up with a
name for yet,
>> you know? And you're like, why is he
eating that? He obviously craves some
sort of acid and liquor.
>> I have a problem with cotton candy
frozen grapes. I'm trying to eat less of
them, but I'm not doing a very good job.
You know, I think on the scale of you
and cotton candy grapes and Hunter S.
Thompson on amphetamines, I think I
think I'd rather be towards the left of
that graph there, Johnny.
>> Well, I'm not telling you about the
other [ __ ] [laughter]
>> Fair. When did this problem with the
grape start?
>> About a year and a half ago.
>> Was there a traumatic event that
happened that kicked off this addiction?
>> No. Someone I just I read someone ate
frozen grapes. I'm like, "Oh my god,
what have I been doing with my life that
I have not eaten frozen grapes?" [music]
I want to try some of these. They look
shady,
>> right? They're good. We have some
trigger some citric acid.
>> Cocaine sprinkled frozen grapes.
>> Cocaine. We were going to have fake
cocaine.
>> I never really like cocaine.
>> No, the throat drip gets you.
>> I always get a sinus infection and like
>> there's just a lot of
>> I couldn't really perform on it if you
know what I mean. Yeah,
>> like shoot and pull with a rope.
>> I get that.
>> And I'm like, why am I even taking it?
>> It's a good point. You can talk real
fast though. You can sell people on your
idea for a t-shirt company.
>> The first line of cocaine you ever do is
great. After that is total [ __ ]
but that's a lot of sugar,
>> right? When he got to stick to it.
>> Wow.
>> You tried to perform a magic trick for
the bull and instead that bull gave you
a hemorrhage. I would have probably
tipped you $5 instead of giving you a
brain hemorrhage.
>> M Well, that would have been
appreciated. Yeah. Yeah. How much did
that trick completely alter the rest of
your life? And was that the first time
that you've done a stunt where it's
like, "Oh [ __ ] this is going to be
different. This isn't a broken arm. This
is something that you don't come back
from."
>> No, I had a lot of concussions
and some of them were worse than others,
but this one completely sent me offline
for like 6 months. [music]
>> Yeah.
>> When I was referencing someone's brain
giving them bad information earlier,
that's what was happening to me.
>> Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, interesting. It was
terrifying cuz people would tell me like
what you're thinking is happening is not
happening. Your bl your brain's just
playing tricks on you. I'm like, "No,
no, it's not."
>> Wow.
>> And I have so much compassion for people
who are going through that and they
can't see that cuz I couldn't.
>> Yeah.
>> But luckily, I came out the other side.
>> Who did you have in [music] your corner
helping drag you to the other side?
>> Well, I have very good friends, very
good therapists, very good pharmacists.
Sure.
>> Good pharmacist is key. Uh it was uh one
of the roughest moments of my life.
>> You start shooting Jackass 5 soon. You
got any trepidation about that or is it
the same amount of excitement? But you
know your boundaries?
>> I can't get another concussion.
>> Mhm.
>> So that kind of stuff is out and that's
tough. Well, we have so much idiotic
stuff planned that I can't wait [music]
to get to set. [snorts]
So,
that's where I'm going right after this.
We're
>> just prepping.
>> Glad to give you the information.
>> Well, I mean, come on. If I If you can't
have a few drinks and prep, jackass.
>> Yeah, I'm sorry.
>> What movie can you prep? You quote a
Christian theologian John Dunn in the
original Big Brother article where he
says humiliation is the beginning of
sanctification. It's like a troll. It's
like a trolls quote, right? It's very
escape mag from the late '9s, but now
after years of, you know, large group of
dudes debasing themselves in front of
millions, you all are veritably
sanctified. Do you think that quote was
prophecy? Well, there's a quote from
Wise Blood said, "No man with a good car
needs to be justified."
And I have an old Cadillac. So,
>> do you think there's some truth in that
though?
>> That we're sanctified.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. No, I uh
I don't think we're there yet.
>> Sure. [music] After Jack has six, maybe.
>> No, this is it.
>> This is it officially. M
>> Have you said that in the past that this
is it? Cuz I feel like I
>> I know. I said it after the first movie
and then I end up in Russia with
>> Jeff and the guy shooting on Wild Boys
and
>> and I was a little excitable and Jeff
finally pulled me aside. He's like,
"Look, if you're willing to go this big
[music] for basic cable, why don't we
just do another one?" And I was like,
"Ah, okay." But this [music] this is it.
This is the worst question that anybody
can ask anybody in entertainment, but
what's next after this? Because I feel
like you're somebody who could write the
great American novel. If that's of
interest to you, [music] I would be very
curious to hear what you have to say.
>> I got uh
>> in a literary sense,
>> consumed with living the great American
novel. And I think at some point
I have been thinking about [music]
trying to write something, but I'm just
too consumed with
trying to figure out different things to
shove up my friend's butts.
>> You ever do a Costco chicken bake?
>> Is that like code for something? Like
>> do you ever do the old Rochester Gallup?
>> No.
>> Chattanooga choo choo. Never do a
Rochester Gallup for free. That that
cost that's at least triple digits. No.
Costco chicken basically. It's like a
long cylindrical calzone [clears throat]
and go right up
right up an [ __ ] though.
>> Well, so it is code for something.
>> It's not code for No, the it's a it's a
menu item.
>> You're shoving something up someone's
ass.
>> Yeah, but you're shoving it's called a
Costco chicken, but it was on our last
guest last meal. He didn't shove it up
his ass. He ate it normal style.
>> Well, that heing failed.
>> Then heing failed. Tell that to Dr. Mike
Varovski. [laughter]
>> American. Way to halfass it, Doc.
>> Steo was the only guest we've had on
this show who stood up and showed his
ass to the camera. So, that was a unique
first for us.
>> Yeah, I've seen that so that [ __ ] so
many times. It's just
>> it's something else. [laughter]
Oh my god. I have something on my phone
right now. It's the from him all
[ __ ]
>> Like, I wouldn't be doing anyone any
favors by showing it.
>> After the cameras, please. I'll give you
10 bucks.
>> Um I'm sorry, Steo. He'll be upset if I
insulted his [ __ ] You have a
gorgeous
uh bottom, [music]
but I've seen it too many times.
>> Yeah. [snorts]
>> Do you fear death?
>> No.
>> Do you long for it?
>> Um I think there's times in my life that
I
romanticized it
>> and and that's tough.
>> That's a a dead end street.
>> What do you think happens when you die?
>> I don't give a [ __ ] I think it's a
great big sleep.
>> None of the none of the none of the
philosophers, none of the John Duns of
the world have ever convinced you that
it's nothing but a big sleep. Is there
any part of you that hopes that it's
not?
>> No, I'm pretty uh reasonable about it.
I'm not floating off somewhere, you
know. You ready to go on the lightning
round?
Look, I'll tell you what, one of my
biggest phrases is um
>> talking with your mouth full.
>> No, that's not fair at all. Cold cold
food. I have sensitive teeth.
>> Oh, he's you're nothing if not
sensitive. I picked that up very
quickly. [laughter]
>> We got lightning round popsicles.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Johnny, um I feel like I
know the answer of why popsicles. Um but
why popsicles? Well, I'd like to hear
your Well, this one kind of looks like a
penis.
>> I mean, right.
>> That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah.
>> No wonder I picked this one.
>> Mine was uh I was going to say I had 10
minutes to answer and so my wife was
there and she said, "You eat those
popsicles." I said, "I don't even
knowing popsicles. My last meal beer."
>> You kidding me? Like I would I would
never think about talking to my wife
like that.
>> I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. No, I'm
that was not I was not a
>> boy. He has a couple of drinks and the
anger that was me. No, I my
>> demons got the better of me on
>> Jesus Christ.
>> And I should let the better angels and
Right, Johnny, if you want to take this
lightning round, I
>> Yeah, we should uh do this lightning
round quick before the wheels completely
fall off.
>> Who's the one person dead or alive you'd
want to share your actual last meal
with?
>> Yeah, I just You kind of want your
family there, you know.
>> What song do you want to be played at
your funeral?
>> Can the circle be unbroken? [music] I'm
not a religious man, but that's like a
family song. Who's the greatest outlaw
country musician of all time?
>> That's a tough one.
Willie and Whan
were and are pure musical outlaws,
[music] but Johnny Paycheck shot a man
over a bowl of uh turtle soup. [snorts]
So, it's a real tossup.
>> Do you regret the fact that you made Bad
Grandpa instead of the asskicking Karate
Grandpa Willie Nelson Broken Lizard
movie?
>> Oh my god. We we pitched both of those
movies one day at Paramount and we only
wanted to do the movie with Willie and
we pitched both ideas.
One which is [music]
incredibly difficult. Bad grandpa.
>> Yeah.
>> And they chose Bad Bad Grandpa. And we
walked out of the studio. Usually when
you sell a movie you're psyched.
>> Mhm.
>> Me, Jeff, and Derek.
It's like they said no to both of our
movies. They're like, we're like, we got
to do it.
So, I would have loved to made that
movie. Willie is the absolute greatest.
>> What's your biggest fear?
>> I would say for my [music] fears for my
family.
>> Finally, Johnny, are you happy?
>> Yes, I am. Finally. [ __ ]
>> Finally, man.
>> Jesus Christ. You get to this age, you
think at least be happy. And I'm finally
very happy.
I'm not at war with myself.
>> And I'm very happy that you join me here
today. Truly, man. You've been a massive
inspiration um from every single part of
your career.
>> Cheers, brother.
>> Oh, thank you. Thank you.
>> Thank you again, man. If you don't
deliver your last words to that camera
right there. [music]
>> My last words. Ask people for what what
did Poncho Via say? He's like, "Please
tell them I said something."
Oh, Poncho didn't really think it out
now, did he?
>> No, he didn't. He didn't get the power
of editing. Poncho.
>> Yeah, I I guess mine would be Who's
holding?
>> Everyone, make sure you check out Fear
Factory House of Fear. Johnny, what time
does this air in Siberia?
>> Oh, I think at uh 300 a.m.
>> Is that Kamchatka time?
>> Yes. Yes.
>> Or Makachkala?
>> Uh the second one.
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