Let’s Play! (Marathon)

Welcome to Good Mythical More Marathon! We’re about to delve into the world of Good Mythical More games stuff that we’ve played and probably succeeded always succeeded at. Yeah. But first, let’s check a voicemail. Hi, guys. So, as a self-proclaimed Link, I’m really out here looking for my Rhett. Where do you think my Rhett might hang out these days? What’s he into? How would, a modern day Link really lure herself to Rhett Please help me. Thank you. Bye. How would a modern day Link lure herself to a Rhett? A question here. We don’t get many of these. Follow your nose. It always knows – No – Rhett is going to smell. Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t think it’s the height that she’s looking for, so I wouldn’t be looking. Heads above everyone. – Probably… – Is that what makes me a Rhett? Probably in, you know, in some sort of online forum. Your local library? Yeah. Local library. Getting on the internet. – Getting free internet access. – At your local library. Go to the internet section and, follow your nose to the guy giving off the strongest internet scent. Yeah. We do play games here in more. They’ll hand us a game. We’ve never played it. We’re big gamers. And then we’ll sit down and we’ll be playing it, and we’ll be, you know, and you know, and then that’ll be it. And it’ll end it. Sometimes it’ll… the episode of More will end when it’s over. And sometimes the game won’t be over. Yeah. Now, I will say that when we play, video games, you know, that that is, one of the more frustrating things for us and you and, but that doesn’t mean we are going to. We’re going to stop. But that’s not what this is about. But we’re not doing that. No, I’m saying we play board games now. That’s when the… the playing field is level. I call these board games like a table, a table, a game that you can put on a table and play. Okay. I think that’s or like a – It could be like a party game. – Party game. – Some of these are party game. – Yes. This is a marathon of those. That’s the point we’re trying to make. And we’re going to start with a game. We’re going to play quarters, which we didn’t know what that was until a moment ago. Is this a drinking game? But whoever… So you put your quarter in it first and then you have to take the shot and there’s a quarter. And we’re just saying whoever gets it in their first gets to introduce the first episode. Okay. Okay. Well that was good. That was pretty good. This is what it would be like. We’re going to need more quarters. Do you bounce the quarter on its… Thin side or its thick side? I think I did first. Almost worked. I mean, it didn’t roll. At least. Right in the nuts. Like that. Right? Right. Well, I’ve. No, we’ve never seen. I always think you should have. Like, you’re skipping stones like the shot clock seems to be a little further away. You’re too close. Oh, really? This is gonna take forever. Yeah. What? This is the marathon in of itself. Okay, well, how about as we do this? How about just throw it in there? Oh, the first one to throw it in there. Well, it’s over there now. The first one to just throw it in there Throughout the whole marathon. We’ll be checking in and we’ll still be doing this. Okay. And if while you’re watching it, it happens. We’ll just tell you that after. Okay. All right. So this is not a but… we can we can we can do this one in unison. Okay. From June 11th, 2024, this is Let’s Play: Wavelength Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to play this beautifully designed game, Wavelength, which you, maybe you’ve seen people play on TikTok. I haven’t, but I am familiar with. This is cool. This is cool. It in general, but first let’s do a secret handshake. Okay. Keep it real secret. What are we doing in there? Who knows? It’s a secret. It’s a secret. We did – Got them. – Got them again. All right. So I’m going to throw this up here, which says role model and bad influence. And I’m going to close this. I’m turning around so I can’t see where you set that. I’m going to close this and I’m going to just randomly turn this around and stay around there and I’m going to show it to you. Okay. So then I am, interesting. All right, so I’m going for four. Which is the most points. Okay. You’re always going for four. Yep. I should always be going for four. Well, you’re trying to, yeah, it’s always trying to be as, well, you’ll figure it out. Okay, you can turn around now. Which stuff, huh? I’ve never played this before. This is. This is Doogie Howser So, is this Neil Patrick Harris, or is it Doogie Howser the character? Doogie Howser the character. Okay, so we know we’re on the role model side, but because it took you a second, now, just keep in mind, I’m playing this with Link, so. Yeah, you should, you should. All bets are off, okay? Because there’d be some logic about why he thinks that Doogie Howser is a bad influence, okay? Just so I understand that. Well, maybe not. You had a tough time. Coming up with that. So if it’s like, you know. I wouldn’t look into me having a tough time. No, but like, if it’s bad influence all the way, it’s like, Hitler, and they go like that, right? You know what I’m saying? Yeah, yeah. Or a good influence, Jesus, you go to the other side, right? Oh, Jesus. I should’ve said that. Right, so you get Jesus and Hitler is sort of your extremes, right? Okay, well, maybe. Okay, okay, just to help you understand the game a little bit. Doogie Howser is somewhere in the middle, right? But I don’t know why. I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t think so. Why would Doogie Howser be a bad influence? Is it because children shouldn’t be doctors? Exactly. Nope. Okay, right there. I mean, he’s the greatest influence. Like, from a young age, he’s a doctor. He’s like the perfect role model. Okay, why didn’t you say Jesus? I don’t know. That was good. That was better than mine. Okay. Okay. I’ve never played this before. I’m warming up. Okay, so. Go for the next card. Or do one with the same card. Yeah, let’s. Doogie Howser was a child savant doctor. Yeah. If you don’t know. On television. I close this, and then I spin the top? Yep, yep, and this is hairless and hairy. I’m gonna turn around. That’s enough. But the way that mine showed up was, the reason why it took me so long was because I was confused about where my thing showed up. Okay. Okay. We gotta get, we gotta get better at this. Alright, okay. Did you close it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’m gonna say. – Hairless and hairy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I’m gonna say, 86 year old man with, a like, 86 year old man with low testosterone. 86 year old man with low testosterone. Well, he, there’s, so if he had no hair, of course it’d be all the way there. And an 86 year old man with low testosterone doesn’t have, he has, he has some hair, but he doesn’t have that much hair. I mean, he’s old and his hair’s falling out. He’s got low testosterone, but he’s still, but he still has some testosterone and he still has some hair. Sounds like a case for Doogie Howser. Oh, yeah. I would follow that man anywhere. That boy. I’d follow that boy anywhere at a, in a hospital. I feel like he’s, pretty hairless. I’m going, taking it a little bit more. Right there. Locked in. Boom! Yeah! That’s how it’s done! That’s how I do it! I did it! I did it! That was all me! And you. Alright. That was good, dude. We did it. Look at that. The chances. I mean, not only are you on the four, you’re directly in the middle of the four. Precision, man! That was a decent clue. Get with the program! That was a decent clue, and that was, that was like, killer gameplay. Okay. All right. All right. Let me throw this up there. Technically if you have low T, you actually hold on to your hair for longer, but most people think it means you have less body hair. So that’s what I thought, that’s how he would think about it. And I was right. Okay. Again, just showing the, showing you at home. I, okay. Is it hard to remember? Easy to remember. Cause once I close this, I’m gonna have to remember it. Okay. Alright. Alright, Rhett, turn around. Hard to remember, easy to remember. My clue is, your. My? Third middle school girlfriend’s phone number. No, second. Second girlfriend’s phone number. Is this how well you would remember or how well I would remember it? I said your second. Cause my first girlfriend’s number was 910 Well it still is, you shouldn’t say that on here. They’ll bleep it. Bleep it. My second girlfriend’s phone number, who I called a lot more, ironically. I know it was [BLEEP] but I don’t remember the last four digits. You don’t, do you? It’s a bit hard to remember. Is it? But I can almost get it. Like, I can almost get it. Like, it’s like, on the tip of my tongue. Like, I feel like, it’s not super hard to remember, Cause I’m about to get it. You wanna do the honors? Oh, you thought I would be right in the middle. You thought I would be more easy to remember. Yeah, I thought you would get it, but I actually forgot and I thought you had nailed it. I didn’t remember where the answer was. And I was getting really excited because I thought you had nailed it. But, yeah, it’s hard to remember. It’s tough, it’s tough, it’s tough. I thought you would remember it. And then when you didn’t remember it, I was like, of course you don’t remember it. So you? So, you did do, you did place it, you did everything except remember it right? Right. Okay. And then you convinced me that you were right and I was wrong. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Alright, let’s put this up there first before I turn, before I turn around I want to see what it is. Guilty pleasure, openly love. Guilty pleasure, openly love. Okay. Guilty pleasure is something that you don’t want people to know that you like. If you openly love something, tell the world. Tell the world. Tell the world. Okay. When life gives you lemons. Ready. Make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it. Oh, okay. Okay, here I am. You ready, you ready, you ready, you ready? Guilty pleasure, openly love. Yes. I like open love. Oh, how would you describe that? Shameless. Like Garth Brooks Shameless? Yeah. You’re like, for a second, you’re like, you’re like that guy, Caleb, who does the interview. Yeah. Yeah. Garth Brooks Shameless. Yeah. I could have done that job. Okay. Garth Brooks. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We’re in guilty pleasure territory. Salt Lake, but they’re so pious. So, it’s like, the things that, I’ve never seen it, and if I did I wouldn’t tell you, but they’re, they don’t, I mean, dude, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I can’t say anything. I have said my answer. Do they do anything that Is embarrassing that would make me guilty? Are the things that they’re guilty of actually guilt ridden things? Are they, you know? It’s like, I had a sip of caffeine, girls. One of them went to jail for tax fraud. Really? Yeah, but it was a technicality, right? That’s cool. We’re definitely over here, but we’re not, I think we’re, I think we’re right there. Cause I, I don’t want anybody to know that I watch it. But when you watch it, I mean, tax fraud. Is that, is that, is that all you got? I’m actually here now. Locked in. We can do it this way. Yeah, let’s keep doing it this way. We can do it this way. These clues are amazing, right Link? I mean, but it takes two to tango. It does. It does. We’re a great. We’re a great team in this arrangement. This way. But let, let me see if I can learn. But hey, you know what? I’m glad. Let’s be each other. So if I had to say. Hey, we’ve done this twice. So here’s, I said I. – A hundred percent? – I had MILF Manor in my mind, MILFl Manor, where would you have gone with MILF Manor? Right. You gotta go. You gotta go. You know? Well, you know, we’re talking about it publicly, so right there. Exactly. Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yep. Reals Housewives of Beverly Hills. – Yep. – It’s more mainstream. And then? Salt Lake City, right there. You’re totally right. He understands the scale. Alright. He understands the scale. So, for this one we are doing, feels bad, feels good. Okay. I like this game. This is fun, yeah. Let it be known. I’m going on the record. I like this game. Okay. All right, feels bad or feels good, Rhett. My clue for you is. Cleaning out your ear with a Q-Tip, not a sponsor and it goes. Okay, so okay. All right. This is getting more specific. Goes a little deep. Goes a little deep, but. This might be against the rules. I would say, you know, if you, it just goes a, it just goes a, it just goes a little deep. A little too deep. Okay. I didn’t read the rules, but I think, cleaning out your ear with a Q-Tip and it goes a little too deep. With the faces that he was making, is probably against the rules. Well, see what you can do with it. So. If you nail it, then maybe it was against the rules. So definitely, it started here. Oh, cleaning out my ears with a Q-Tip. That feels so good at first. Feels so good at first. It feels that good when you clean your ears out with a Q-Tip? Oh, when I do, yeah. And maybe it might not when you do though, based on that. And then it goes a little too deep and you’re immediately not liking it. You’re not liking it. But you had all this over here that was giving you here and then you’re not liking it. Goes a little, but if it went really deep, you’re like, oh no, shouldn’t have done that, but a little too deep. You’re like, I got to think about this next time. And you go right there. But it still feels good. But it still feels good. I mean, it felt good. It went a little too deep. Yeah, but when it goes too deep, it hurts. But it felt good. But it was feeling so good. And then you go back in? I’m trying, I’m trying my best. Okay. I mean, maybe this is your problem. Maybe you’re not good at that side of it too. Okay, let’s try it. Let’s switch it up again. Let’s see. These stuck together. This is a fun game. You glued them? I don’t think it’s Codenames, but this is a fun game. You glued them? What is it? Oh, y’all made them. I see what y’all did. Unbeloved GMM character. Beloved GMM character. Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright. Turn. GMM is a show on the internet. It’s been around for over a decade. Many, many episodes. Thousands. An assortment of wild and woolly characters. Some beloved, some not, over the years. You ready? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is not gonna be easy. It’s not gonna be easy. Just close the thing and I can turn around. Okay. And you can keep thinking. Okay, so we’ve got, okay. Oh, this is gonna be hard. Unbeloved. And you got beloved over here. I feel like, I feel like it’s probably gonna be, I feel like there’s more beloved characters than unbeloved characters, so I haven’t even heard the clue yet. Most characters, are beloved, right here. Okay I’m gonna go with Cotton Candy Randy. Polarizing character. Some people do not like Cotton Candy Randy. Some people, some people think that he might be in an episode, and they just, they’re out. They don’t even click. Some people think you might be able to say, oh, there’s cotton candy in the title, or there’s a little bit in the thumbnail, or one of the many thumbnails. I gotta click on this. I’m clicking every moment. Right there, you know, is it split down the middle? No, why would we keep him around if he was split down the middle? Well, we don’t have that power, do we? But if, let’s say we did. I think he’s, I mean, he’s been around for years. Because people like him. And the people who don’t like him, we like that they don’t like him. That’s also a reason we keep him around. As a matter of fact, nobody likes him except us. And that’s the only reason we keep him around. I really like the construction of this. – It’s like. – It’s well made. It’s well made. It’s very well made. It’s well made. Like, this kind of dial. I feel like, I mean. It could take a lot of wear and tear. I’d be a, if everything worked like this, I’d be a pilot. I mean on a plane. If all planes were just plastic? Yeah, if all planes had like dials like this, that were tactile. Yeah, that would do it. That’s how you would become a pilot. I’d be up there piloting, I’d be like. I can turn the dials if it’s plastic. Coming in for a landing. In tactile. Taking off. Not if the directions were clues, because you’d never really get anywhere. Yeah. I think more people like him than don’t but it’s it’s like tick tick tick right there This is a tough one. Love to hate. So, I went here because I couldn’t think of somebody who was like, I actually think that, there’s people who’d love to hate him and they’re and they count and in the not liking. Oh, really? Yeah, I was it’s really hard. Like I think of someone who was slightly disliked. Like, I can’t come up with another one. Yeah, I feel you. All right, last one. Custom for us. I mean, we could do a collab with Wavelength Call us. I mean, we’re demonstrating that. Link loves. Oh, okay. All right, okay. Link hates it, Link loves it. Oh, this should be good. We’re gonna end on a good note. Link loves it, Link hates it. We’re gonna get it. Okay. We’re gonna get it. Link loves it, Link hates it. Turn around. I’m Link. Oh, hey. It’s not tomatoes. And it’s not pudding. Peanut butter. I like this strategy. With. This is a good strategy, I was hoping you would do this. You’re combining something you love. A little. Creating a scale in my mind. This is a good strategy. Peanut butter with. A half eaten jar of peanut butter with, some crusty residual. Crusty residual. On its, on, on, on a third of its, on, on, on a, on 20 percent of its remaining surface area. Okay, I don’t know if you can say numbers, but, okay. I did say 86 year old man, so. So, crusty residuals, which is what? At least one of the Simpsons writer gets. Daddy! I don’t know why I just called you daddy. Thank you for that. Half a jar of peanut butter. Like. Like. With 20 percent crusty residuals of what? I don’t know. Oh, so it’s just crusty and you don’t know. But it’s 20%, so you’re still in the like. You’re still in the like. Like, if it was just a jar of peanut butter, boom. Move your hand a second. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So, you would be there, right? Okay, if you loved it. And then the 20% Put your hand, put your, move your, people can’t see the. People can see it. Okay. Half a jar of peanut butter is almost as good as a whole, but not quite, not quite as good. But then you got the crusty residuals, you don’t even know what they are. But it’s only 20%. But the unknown is scary. But not quite that scary. There. It’s only 20%. You missed it, man. I mean, that’s really far over. Why did you go half? I don’t know. Cause it’s not a, you know, because it’s been eaten. I thought you were telling me. Somebody’s been eating out of it. When you said half, I was like, oh, he’s telling me. Somebody’s been eating. Added another negative to it. Well, you know, you. Both of those, we, we cheated there. We make a hell of a team in certain circumstances. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a couple of moments of greatness in that one. And, yep. We sure did. Okay, we’re still doing this. We’ve been doing it the whole time. Nobody’s done it yet. But. – I mean… – I don’t know what just happened. Yeah yeah yeah. That’s good enough. As I said during that game, I like wavelength. We’ve played it – since then, on this show. – The comments… but we haven’t played it in normal life. Oh, we played it again on the show and I feel like I was better because. This is the first time we played it, right? Yeah, yeah. You think that this comment is accurate? Well, Celia said, it’s so funny because Rhett knows exactly how Link’s brain works, and Link has no idea how his own brain works. True. So maybe that’s why it works really well. If I’m giving the hint in the in the early, early stages and then. But you do a good job of guessing it’s a team thing, but it goes it tends to work best in that order. I took this game home with me. Did you? And I’ve played it with other friends and I’ve gotten significantly good at it. At the giving the hints part. At the giving of the hints part as well. And this is this is the game of the year for me You know, at the time I was like, is this good enough… As good as codenames? This is nice. This is nice. Play it If you’re having a double date with somebody and they and you invite them back over to the house, you know what I’m saying? Well, that’s the perfect, perfect way to. In the evening. Hey, we want to see if you guys are on our wavelength, you know, like, so we’re just going to play this game right quick, quick, quick start the next episode of five, four, three, two, one. All right. This is playing five second rule, the game. This is from January 31st, 2018. – ( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Hey. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” I knew you would click on through to us. – You never let me down. – Don’t Google That. Whatever you do, don’t google “19th century Halloween kids.” – I gotta google that. – Oh, yeah. “19th century Halloween kids”? You’ve done it. Look at you. You’ve already done it. Well, I’ll be blessed. What is it? What do you get? Oh. Oh. Oh! – What in the world? – Oh, my. – Don’t google that. – Don’t go– oh, gosh! What? What were the children thinking? Actually, kinda Google that. – Kinda. – All right, 5 Second Rule is a game that we haven’t played, but it’s for ages 10 and up. – All right, we qualify. – Yes! I love it how they– you got this nice box full of just this and this. We got this, and then we got this fancy schmancy timer. – ( timer squeaks ) – What, wait, did you say something? – That was this. – ( timer squeaks ) – Is that electronic, or– – ( squeaking continues ) – ( mimics timer ) – Could be a Jay-Z song. – A Jay-Z song. – ( laughs ) You know, he likes that kind of sound. – Yeah, he did. – Okay, so you’re saying that – that is five seconds. – Yeah. So what we’re gonna do is– this is discard, so that’s the front. You’re gonna go first, so you turn this over and I’ll read the first one to you. I will give you an assignment, and it’ll be like– Why don’t you do– why don’t the guy who’s guessing, – he just guesses, and you… – I read out the assignment. …read it and land it, so you have time to control. – Here we go. – Okay. – Name three things– – Oh, no, hold on. What? You wanna wait until after I read it? You gotta say it and then set the timer down. Okay, okay. It’s gonna take you five seconds to get through the question. You’re right. Name three things you would give to Goodwill. Old shoes, underwear, and an old desk. – ( laughs ) – You can’t give underwear to Goodwill. – Yeah, you can. I have. – No, you can’t. – I have. – I’ve seen the inside of your underwear. They reject it, but I give it to them. – You cannot give that to them, – That counts! so you don’t get a point. It does not count. I could give it to them. They may reject it. You can’t return stuff to a store that you’ve– underwear that you’ve worn or bathing suits. – Am I right? – Name three things you shouldn’t do at a funeral. Uh, laugh, fart, and giggle. ( laughter ) And smell. – Giggle and laugh’s the same thing, man. – Smell the body. You can’t do a different kind of laugh. Laugh, fart, and smell the body. Okay, I didn’t get a point either. Okay, this is still fun, though. – It’ll stop being fun. – So you’re not giving me a point for the underwear one? – Okay. – Can you– can you give underwear to the Goodwill? – Yes or no? – Woman: You can give it, but they might not take it. They said, “What would you give?” and I said I would. I got lots of old underwear. But they won’t accept it, and that was the– so no, you don’t get a point. – You can’t give it to Goodwill. – What if I told them I had really washed it? You can’t successfully give it to Goodwill. – “I really washed it.” – Really washed it, never sharted in it. Woman: Oh, they will take clean underwear, according to their website. – Bam. – All right, I’ll give you the point, – but I had to know. – Okay. – Do I get a point? – No. ( laughter ) ‘Cause laugh and giggle’s the same thing. Name three animals that can swim. Fish, dolphin, and platypus. – Platypus? – ( laughter ) Okay. You’re right. You get another point. All right, here we go, here we go. C’mon, let’s up the pace. Name three salad dressings. Uh, thousand island, ranch, and blue cheese. – Name four. – ( stammers ) “Eye-talian.” ( laughs ) “Eye-talian.” If we do more, do we get more points? No, let’s keep this simple. – Let’s keep it simple. – But that was great, you kept going. Name three gifts given during the 12 days of Christmas. – A goose… – ( laughter ) ducks… and pear trees. You didn’t get it. You didn’t get it. – You didn’t get it. – What are they? What are some of them? Partridge in a pear tree, So that was technically a partridge and a pear tree. Golden ducks, I don’t know. – That was a tough one. – It’s not the right time of year for that. Yeah, it’s out of sight, out of mind. All right, so how many points does he have? Name three professional soccer teams. – ( laughter ) – Uh, the US. ( laughter ) – How sad is that? – “The US.” ( laughs ) Not only did I not know soccer, but my only answer was “the US.” – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’m sorry. I’m sorry, the entire world who loves football, aka here, soccer. I’m an Oilers fan, not a soccer man. – Okay, uh– – Uh, um, I– Hold on, I gotta think of one. Arsenal. Isn’t like– Manchester United, that’s one. Manchester United. – Brazil. – ( laughter ) Just name countries. Uh… – Your go or– – My go. This is hard to do, guys. “Uh, what do we do now?” Name three ways to procrastinate at home. Pick your boogers, scratch your butt, and watch television. All right, let’s keep going, you got extra time. Name three honeymoon destinations. – Antigua… – ( laughter ) – Jamaica, and Peru. – ( laughter ) Name three large US cities. Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles. Name three famous bald people. Um, Jason Alexander. ( blows out air ) ( laughs ) ( blows out air ) is not an acceptable answer. Kojack! The guy who played Kojack. All right. That’s what we gotta do. – Keep going. – Keep going ’till you can’t go anymore – Yep, yep, yep. – Got it, all right. – Howie Mandel. – Name three comedians. Howie Mandel, Seinfeld, and, uh, that guy who hosts the “Family Feud.” ( laughter ) – You didn’t even say Steve Harvey, man. – Steve freakin’ Harvey. Give me another one. Come on, let me get a roll going. Name three things that may need ironing. A shirt, uh, pants, and a tie if it’s crinkled. ( laughter ) Name three things you had to learn on your own. Uh, how to shave, how to– how to, uh, how to ski, – and um… – ( laughter ) I learned everything with help. “How to shave and how to ski.” You learned to ski like two weeks ago. ( laughs ) It was like so– I was in a class, too, but I didn’t listen. – It’s so fresh. – I ski– Did you learn how to shave two weeks ago? – Name three American– – Oh, you can’t do that! Name three “American Idol” champions. Christie Underwood? ( laughs ) What’s her name? Candy Underwood? ( laughter ) – What’s her first name? – It’s Candy Underwear. – Carrie Underwood. – Carrie Underwood. And what was the girl who was like– – her name was like Rihanna. – Kelly Clarkson. and then Justin, man. – The first one, right? – Name three types of sports balls. Lacrosse, basketball, baseball. Name three California universities. UC Davis, UC Irvine, UC Riverside. – All three of the best ones. – Name three rock bands. Metallica, Whitesnake, – and Black Sabbath. – ( both laugh ) Name three polite phrases. “Excuse me.” “Sorry.” – “Would you like more fries?” – ( laughter ) Name three blues bands or musicians. Uh, Ray Charles, – The Blues… Brothers… – ( laughter ) – and… – BB King. Give me one. I’m on a roll now, I can feel it. Going out on top, kids. Name three ways to wish someone “Merry Christmas.” – Uh, “Happy Hanukkah”… – ( laughter ) “Happy Christmas”, and “What’s in your stocking?” Name three parades. Uh, Rose Bowl Parade, Christmas Day parade, and New Year’s parade. ( laughter ) I don’t think these count, but name three amusement park rides. A roller coaster, a tilt-a-whirl, and, um, the concession stand. ( laughter ) Oh, I’m gonna keep going. Name three brands of purses. Uh, “Dolce Cabbana,” uh, Aldo… – and Nike. – ( laughter ) – I’m sure Nike makes a sports purse. – Nike makes a purse! – Name three rivers. – Uh, Cape Fear River, Massachusetts River, ( laughs ) and Colorado River. – There’s not a Massachusetts River. – I’m sure there’s– Okay, uh… Link? I win. Okay, we have something that we want to we want to clear up. There was some discussion in that episode about whether or not Goodwill will take underwear. Your underwear? Well, we have a definitive answer from a comment. This is a person… And contrary to what Stevie said about the clean underwear Stevie said it would take clean underwear, but this person said, I work for Goodwill. Please don’t give us your old underwear. Yeah, they don’t want it. I mean, they might technically say they take it. So it’s not that, Stevie, but please don’t give us your old underwear. Unless they’re Christy Underwood’s. Yeah. Okay. How about Candy Underwood? Candy Underwood? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would you like more fries? I would, I’ll show you what’s in my stocking. All right. This next episode combines two of our favorite things. Games and games about food. This is. Can we beat this food trivia game from April 24th, 2023. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got a belly full of cannoli and a head full of aspirations. Yeah we do. To win this not jeopardy game. That is not what I thought you were going to say. A head full of aspirations. Yeah, full of ass-pirations. But first, what did you think I was gonna say? Let’s check our voicemail. Hi there. This is Jessica from the Daily Mail calling. We were reviewing some videos of yours for an upcoming article. Unfortunately, the only videos we could find were small clips of the host in the glasses saying, “Stink make me horny” If you could please help us out with these technical difficulties, that would be greatly appreciated. Have a wonderful day. I think that’s all you need. Me saying stink make me horny. Oh what internet are they using. And well the Daily Mail internet I think they’re on the Daily Mail intranet and that’s somebody uploaded all that. Somebody likes you in the Daily Mail. I’m all right. We’ll be in touch. Also heads up for all of you that would like to leave voicemails. We’ve changed the number because what happened to our number by a digit? Our number died our old voicemail. You can only get so many dumb voicemails at one number. It’s a law. It’s like… You’ve reached. You’ve reached my limit. It’s funny because it’s actually a law. It’s a law. In the Turks and Caicos is a law, in the Turks and Caicos, – Is that where we put our voicemail? – Because we have fans… in the Turks and Caicos. We have to basically abide by all the laws of the Turks and Caicos when it comes to voicemail. Oh, I thought we put our voicemail. Unlike a ship that was constantly in international waters. Well, that’s what we’ve been doing now. Yeah, yeah. And but it is certainly changed by one number. The Turks and Caicos are actually circling the Turks right now. Yeah, that’s right. That’s right. That’s the point. Was that playback or was that actually Chase in real time? Yeah, we actually recorded Chase. Yeah. That’s right. You know, it’s not from anything. Chase doesn’t speak during daylight. Yeah. Oh, boy. Wow. Oh. That’s great. – So… – Twinkle fingies. before we played, I believe a vegan version of Not jeopardy called Vegpardy. Yeah. Today we’re playing a, like, general food idiom as Rhett says. Did you get it? Yeah. It was good. No, you didn’t. Head full of aspiration. Is this because Madison’s last name is Beer? Yeah. Yeah. That’s why that’s the reason we’re talking about. Yes. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. So your categories are. Oh. And also, I heard that Chase told you to let me finish the questions. This time, and I fully expect that not to happen. So we’ll just keep an eye on it. This whole time, if you interrupt me, you will face a scary do that painful punishment. Anyway, the categories are guys, the good kind of fame, sweet life. All clues will be referring to an idiom involving a fruit or sweet. It’s all leek to me. All clues will be the technical definitions of vegetable based idioms. Would you like a drink with that? All clues will be referring to idioms that include beverages you may have with a meal. Beer is a beverage, plus a splash of mythical lore. At first I thought it’s a mythical love and it kind of gross me out. A splash of love. And grocery grab bag. All clues will be referring to idioms based on things you can buy at the grocery store. Is this like our miscellaneous food category? Okay, okay. I’m very excited. I’m moderately excited. Okay. Oh, I’m gonna say I’m going first, which would solve. Go ahead. The fact that I don’t know who’s going first. I’ll take, Suite Life for 100. Know your favorite person in the world is bound to be extra sweet if you see them at least once a day. I’m sure they’ll keep the optometrist away. You’ve done it at first on the first freaking clue. Someone do a punishment? Okay, that’s not how jeopardy works. I will say that actually, it’s through something that it is. You can’t buzz in before the questions finish. Oh, yes, that’s right. There’s always people more like. And then as soon as it opens up and then, like I was doing it, I knew it the whole time. Okay. Did we talk about this last time? Is it probably the same conversation? You probably probably. Okay. Rhett Is it an apple? You answer properly, please. And also, it’s an idiom game. No mighty no no no apple a day. No, you got to hold on. You got to say I’m sorry you didn’t present your answer in the form of a question. I did say it. And he buzzed in early. Yeah, I’m with Link on this one it was all. Everything you did was wrong. You can have it. Yeah, you can have it. I wasn’t listening to anything you were saying. And I mean everything. None of it. I heard you’re favorite person in the world is bound to be extra sweet. If you see them at least once a day. I’m sure they’ll keep the optometrist away. I don’t understand. because I don’t know what the category is. Sweet life. All I think is I don’t know what that means because I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about following the rules. Gosh, guys, the whole game, the whole game. I’ve done nothing but follow the rules. Game is idioms involving food every answer is going to be that. Rhett. What is the apple of my eye? There we go. Okay. All right. Really? Applause? if I if I ever get on jeopardy and I get one right. I’m clapping for myself. Okay, Rhett. I’ll take Sweet Life for 200. If a child scrapes their knee but manages to refrain from crying, they’d be akin to this overbaked dessert. Overbaked dessert. Rhett. What is dry as a cookie? You somehow have a part of it, right? Oh. Oh. Okay. Cookie. Probably. It’s probably cookie that he has. All right, I’m going to buzz in now, once I’ve formulated an answer. Okay. One tough cookie. You did not give your answer in the. What is it? Question? I don’t get it. Yeah, I don’t, I believe that. Now the points go to no one. what happens on jeopardy when you don’t put the form in question. That’s a good question. But this is not Jeopardy What happens in the other game That’s not this. The points go to me okay Stevie for the points. So okay. And so then who picks… Rhett picks What’s the right answer for a tough cookie. Yeah. Yeah it was tough cookie. But it’s what is a tough cookie. But not one. Yeah you were wrong anyway. All right. So you still you still control the board. You know what? Let’s mix it up. It’s all late to me for 100. Which is what? Oh, clues will be the technical definitions and vegetable based idioms to be particularly lazy. But while maintaining a love for television. Link? I was a little bit early, I know. Yeah. You early. You early? No, no, I was a little bit earlier than you. After she finished in a little bit earlier than you. Just a teeny bit. I mean, I was like, So were you early? Well, the callback here is Link, and I want everyone in the comments to know there’s a whole panel of judges, and it’s not just me. Who what is a couch potato? There we go. Okay, Is it bad if you do that, but you don’t actually flip the bird? It’s really offensive, right? Would. Yeah. Yeah, it feels very. Yeah, yeah, yeah. would you like a drink for that for 100. Oh, mixing it up more. This phrase was made famous in mythical history due to links faux pas during a match, a game of madcap. – Rhett – What is my cup of tea? You’re referencing the correct faux pas. I’m asking the judges because you did not properly name the beverage. So they are giving me, they’re saying no. They’re saying no. Now, a furious handshake of no that you do not receive that point. So now what happens? He didn’t name the beverage? Link can go. What? What is snot? Make a puff tea cup of tea. Alex. Stevie. That’s fine. Is what? I don’t understand what you’re looking for. But I didn’t say this. It’s okay. It’s my cup of tea. Not my cup of tea. The cup of tea part. But like. Yeah. With that, he said Cup of tea. So they both didn’t say not. I said the point. My cup of tea. Yeah. You didn’t say Cup of tea. Go to link. Apparently I control. Okay. Link, go ahead. And I’m gonna go ahead and just peruse a little bit more. Grocery grab bag 400. He couldn’t catch the football the entire game. You would think the boy had oil on his hands. He’s a total this. Rhett. What is a butterfingers? Correct. I mean, what is butter? – Don’t keep doing that. – Correct. – What are you doing? – All right. What is something you’ll never see again, I hope? Grocery grab bag 300. You don’t want to be one of these. In Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. You might fall down a chute never to be seen again. And, Rhett, what is a Oompa Loompa? – I know that’s not… – These are food… Food answers. Incorrect. I haven’t seen this movie yet. I’ve seen either one. – Either version. – No. I feel like I know what’s up with it, though. And I’m going to guess, What is Candy incorrect. How could you avoid, like, the magic of – How long is it? – the idea… of, like, entering into a candy world where you can, like, taste everything around you? Like as as like having any like. Are you asking why I haven’t seen the movie? Yeah. He’s afraid of it. Probably thought it was a horror movie. I just don’t. I just wasn’t interested. I’m not a candy guy. I’m a savory guy. I’m a ham man. Yeah. If I had been Willy Wonka and the, I don’t know, making factory, He would have watched it. I have no more capacity for shame today, so that’s fair. It’s falling off of me. I don’t it’s some about pigs. Right? No. It’s food. What is a bad egg? Oh, a bad egg. Yeah. I wouldn’t have gotten that, I forgot. All right, let’s keep going. Well, I’m still in. Well, do it. Grocery grab bag for 400. Oh, okay. Wherever you get advice from someone, make sure to always have a little bit of sodium chloride nearby. Sodium chloride. This is tough, y’all. Whenever you get advice of someone, – make sure… – Idiom involving food. Yeah, I got I got part of it. But I’m trying to think of the idiom that involves this thing. Rhett, what is a pinch of salt? I will give it to you. Yeah. Oh. What is take with a pinch of salt? Okay. All right, keep going. I’m going to take, grocery grab bag for 500. Okay. A famous ballet shares the name with a food tool that might help you with this phrase. Link. what is Swan Lake? Spatula. I don’t know, you know any famous ballets? Is Swan Lake a ballet? It is. Right. So, yeah, I’m just telling you, I was halfway there. Rhett. What is, Nutcracker off the old block? closer. What is it? What is a hard nut to crack? Hard nut to crack. All right. You want to go for 200? Let’s just kill this category. 200 when someone has been holding on to a secret too long, they’re bound to do this, right? What is? Spill the beans. Correct. You and your beans. All right, keep going. Man. Would you like a drink with that? For 200? Particularly thirsty fans may refer to Rhett, as this. Like who’s a tall drink of water? That’s it. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Tall glass of water. Tall drink of water. Okay. Thank you. I’ll go for the next one. In the category $300. Be your mythical best. Could be considered another way to say the sour and citrusy turn of phrase. Link. What is turn? Lemon? I don’t know, I’m getting a call, I literally am. It’s from Oakland. This is an automated delivery confirmation message from writer. From who? From writer. You got a big something coming? Yes, I’m coming in a Ryder truck. Hello? Hello. Hey, man, help me out here. What’s your mythical best to be? You sent needed delivery confirmation message from Ryder. Last mile regarding your recent purchase from Urban Outfitters. For Isabelle Fair at Andrews. Oh, look, they’re going say my address. Oh, yeah. Hi. First of all, it wasn’t your address. That wasn’t my address. It was it your name or your address? Yeah, and I’m getting a text message from spam. Spam? You should have answered it. Now they know you exist. The delivery for Isabelle Fair. Yeah. I always get a call from an Oakland number. That’s a spam call. So I think it’s the same. That was a lot of help. What is turning lemons into lemonade? Oh, yeah. I’ll give it to you. Yeah, it is. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. And let the world wonder how you did it. $400. Oh grow up. There’s no use in shedding tears because of a particular animal byproduct. Mouse shell might think otherwise. No. Shoot, I was too early. What is? Don’t cry over spilled milk. Correct. Spilled milk. I thought I said it like. No, they they said yes. All right. We’re from the South. All right. What do we have to adjust? Let’s take a break during this very exciting game. We have a grooming line. If you want to have hair that see how see how malleable my hair is. That’s why I constantly mallet it. It’s because you see how lush my beard is? It’s because I use the mythical clay pomade. If you want something a little more malleable, you can go with the original pomade. You can get this, at mythical.com. I use the beard ball. This is high quality stuff. And the beard oil here, you do versus crude oil. And, if you want to have smooth hair like Stevie, you can use this. Stevie, you have smooth healing. You can. You can smooth it with this, Stevie tested brush, top of the line quality. We have lip balm. We have hand lotion. It’s all really, really, really good stuff. It smells good. Hand lotion smells great. This one is an open. But it’s about to be, I like to put hand lotion on the outside of my hand, so when I’m buzzing, it doesn’t. It doesn’t make my buzzer too moist. You know what I’m saying? All natural ingredients, green on, etc.. Don’t make don’t get your buzzer too moist lotion in the back of your hands so you can smell that. Good mythical. Would you like a drink with that for 500 mythical.com? Hey man, face the unpleasant reality. This roasted aroma should bring you back to your senses and right what is? Wake up and smell the coffee. Correct. Y’all did a good job with these. Question I am completely Bamford, okay, it’s all late to me for 200 to be incredibly close friends. What is two peas in a pod? Correct? Come on, don’t look at me. I’m on a roll. Better watch out. It’s all leaked to me for 300. To be stuck in a difficult situation, I’m gonna be early. See it? I should just be able to do what I do. I’m flipping jeopardy. What is in a pickle? Correct. Next thing, 400 to be level headed. To be level. Any, Length. Who is cool as a cucumber? That’s it. Yes. And I got what is. Sure I got more for that. Okay. The answer is me. What? He’s answering his own question. Not right. Right, right. Well, link go 500 to be relatively dimwitted. I mean, let’s see, a doorknob is not a food. Dumb as a dumb as this. Dumb as an edible stick. Be relatively dimwitted. That’s in comparison to someone who’s not as dimwitted. Right. What is dumber than a donut? That’s incorrect. What is pea brain? Okay. Yeah, that was my chance to try to catch up. All right, so, so sweet. Life for 300. Stealing the dessert from a birthday party is an example of this phrase in more ways than one. Right. What is having your cake and eating it too? Incorrect. I love how serious you are, but still wrong when you really try and fail. That’s my favorite part that makes you look great. Stealing dessert from a birthday party. An example of this phrase in more ways than one. Stealing a dessert from a birthday party. Can we go to commercial? I guess I’m smelling it, I want to. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mythical.com. Some slice of cake. Is somebody. Oh, me an answer? What is what is breaking the ice scene incorrect. What is. Take the cake. Take the cake. All right, link, you’re still up. I believe I need some more mythical palm. My hair is all over. All right, so I’m down by $700. You got to get one. You got to get both of them. I gotta get both these, but I’m going to I’m going to start with, Well, let’s just start with 400. Your honor, the defendant is shamefully doing this to make their argument seem more convincing. The defense. Okay, Harden, you’ve got to sneeze high. The nuts. Stacking the deck. Stacking the shade. Stealing the. And this is in a courtroom. Shaylee doing this to make their argument seem. Could you not think out loud? They don’t do that on jeopardy. You get kicked out when you do that. By the way. When you make your. Okay, you’re still going to do it in here? I see you chilling. Do. Read. What is sugar coating? Incorrect. That’s a good guess. The defendant, Shirley, doing this to make their argument. Oh, there’s. So it looks like. Think of where she. Hey, think of think of where she’d have on a trip back. Never gave hints. I’m not gonna. I’m not gonna do anything like jeopardy. Thank palm tree, any type of tree. I was thinking about nuts already. Stacking the nuts. I was thinking about nuts already. Yeah. You know, I just had snacking of that since I was already there stacking the nut, making their arguments seem more convincing. Making that argument seem more convincing. What do you do when you’re. You’re bolstering your argument? You’re freaking. We need to get Mr., bacon, bacon in a. What if you if you’re not telling the whole story and you’re only choosing certain parts selective. What is cherry picking correct. But that doesn’t count. Cherry. Okay. The last one five for 500. What a counter intuitive way to say an unlucky number of baked goods. Right. What is a baker’s dozen? Correct. Oh. I buzzed in after him. Just. It seemed like I did have the answer. Oh. Oh. That is it. Hey, listen, if you’re on jeopardy and somebody else gets it, just get real frustrating. Go. Oh, like like, don’t don’t look like you didn’t know what it was. Be like, Now, congratulations. You win a two pack of candy milk lip balm. The peanut butter. Peculiar. Perfect. Peppermint is to me. I’ll take it. Mythical.com. On this particular, episode of Good Mythical More, we received one of the best comments we’ve ever received when it has really helped our our self-confidence that I go back to you on a regular basis from two years ago, right after the episode aired, from Diane who said, I don’t know how much this comment will help your coolness factor, but this 77 year old grandma just discovered you guys and I’m not laughed this much at anything in years. I love you two naughty boys. Nobody buys boys. Yeah, it seems them girls love us, man. You know why they’re called? I’m not going to comment on that. I would, I’m not going to respond. Well, I’m not going to say I did. I would assume you would assume what link? That that’s what that that’s a name that exists for an older person that you’re attracted to because they find you very funny. Oh, so that’s how long it takes for you to naughty boy. That’s all it takes for you. If somebody finds you a, funny, naughty boy. Well, it goes a long way. Okay? It sure does dance. You dance? Before we show this next episode, we ask that you please be careful when viewing. Why? Why? Because that plays into what it’s called. It’s called let’s be Safe. And I don’t remember how dangerous it was as a game, but this is March 18th, 2021, so let’s find out. (rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, we’re gonna play “Let’s Be Safe,” it’s a game where we can all learn ways to be safe. I’m glad you’re here. – But first, let’s check our voicemail, why don’t we? – Nice. – [Chase] Hey, I know this voicemail box is technically for Rhett and Link, but this voicemail’s actually for Chase. Chase, you’re a stud. You’re super hot, man. Keep doing what you’re doing. – Well, hello, Chase. – You’re a stud, you’re super hot. I kinda thought it was Chase. – I thought it was Chase, too. – For a little bit. – Yeah, yeah, I was like “He has a Chase tone of voice.” – Not that we wouldn’t think that- – Chase, that wasn’t you, right? – [Chase] No, that was definitely not me. – I mean, it sounds exactly like him when he speaks in the microphone. – Pretty close. – [Chase] But thank you very much, very sexy-voiced stranger. – “Let’s Be Safe,” the game, is from the 90s. Featuring a parent’s guide by TV personality Joan Lunden, co-host of “Good Morning America.” – Joan Lunden was at one point the most trusted woman in America, or among the most trusted women in America. I mean not that she did something to now not be trusted, it’s just, she’s not popular anymore. – “Dear parents, with all the news these days about missing children, we’re all understandably concerned.” That’s a hell of a way to open a letter on a board game. – It was the 80s, man. – “Sincerely, Joan Lunden.” – We cut right to the chase. – That was the whole letter. It’s all she wrote. No, there’s topics in this that help, parents can play it with their kids to help ’em know how to respond. – I actually think this is a pretty good idea. – All right, so do you wanna be the blond lady, or the, well… – It doesn’t matter to me, man. – I like that tank top. All right, you’re blond lady. – Okay, and we each draw five blue cards. – Yup. You, me, you, me, you, me. And you hold these, and you can play them, we’ll see as we’re going here, so you go first. Can take a look at your situations. These are, we have responses to situations, and then when you roll, you’re gonna go one, so you’re gonna land on a yellow, and take the situation. – And now I try to see if I’ve got something, okay. “There is a fire at your house,” okay? So I’m trying to figure out what I need to do. – So only tell us the one that you’re gonna play, and if you can come up with the match, or something that we would accept as appropriate… You got a fire at your house. Huh. What’s your best bet? Run out of the house, do you have that? – I have, my best bet of these five, and I’m not joking, is “Go to the nearest cash register.” – It’s probably not in the house. – I mean that means I’m leaving. – I’ll accept that. – Okay, all right. – So you don’t have to move back. – Really? – I’m kinda making this up. And then you get to draw another one, so you get to add this one to your- – Well I add the blue to my thing. – It’s my turn. Oh, I’m barely on the two. I’m sorry, I knocked you over. – Okay. – So, my scenario is… “A stranger asks you to come into her car.” – Okay, all right, okay. (Link hums thoughtfully) While you’re making that decision, I will say, I’m not joking, I think this is actually a really good idea. – Yeah. – Because there’s so many conversations, I mean, as parents, there’s so many conversations that, sometimes you just think, like just the other day, my, who is now 17 year old son, was about to put something that had some foil on it in the microwave. And I was like “Bro, you can’t do that!” He was like “Well what’s gonna happen?” I was like “Well, it’s gonna spark, you can’t put anything that has any metal in the microwave.” – I knew that, of course. – And I was like, “Have I not told you that?” He was like “No.” – Bad dad. – Is that in this game? – Well, these are, maybe. “A stranger asks you to come into her car,” and I’m gonna say “Ask a lifeguard to help you.” Get in the woman’s car. – Right, right. “Help me step up into that car.” – All right, so I’m good to go, I’m gonna draw another one of these puppies. – Two. Oh, I get to do a blue one. – I don’t know how that works. It just means you get another option, which is nice. Now it’s my go. – Okay, I got another option. – Oh, I got a one, so now I get another option, you spin again. – Okay. – I like having these options. – Two. Oh, I get another one. I’m stocking up on blue cards! Of course I got two. – All right, so I’m going to two. I’m stocking up on blue cards. I got some good ones now, though. – Let’s be safe. Two. And that means here- – Your scenario is… – “You have to go to a public restroom.” – Oh, crap. – Okay, all right, all right. – That’s trouble. – Uh-huh. – I’ma tell you right now, I have the real answer, “Have a friend go to the restroom with you.” – Okay, well I’ve got the next best thing, which is “Leave the dog or cat alone.” (crew laughs) So, you gonna accept that? – Yeah, I’m gonna accept that. It’s my go here. All right, I’m at three. One, two, three. – Oh, you get another blue card, all right. And here we go. I’ve got one, give me a blue card! – Oh, okay. Then it’s my go. – Four. – I’m gonna give it a four, one, two, three, four. And I’m gonna draw a scenario. – I’m learning a lot. – “Your friend asks you to take something that isn’t yours.” – Oh, that friend asked you to steal. I’ve been in that situation. – Shoplifting a 45 vinyl record. – Oh, that’s what specifically- – Shoplifting, your friend asks you to shoplift. I’m gonna say “Don’t touch food that you find.” No. – I don’t think I can accept that answer. – “Ask a grown-up to answer the door”? Here it is. “Part of being a family is helping one another.” – Okay, yeah, so steal it, got it, all right. – I figured it out. – Now I’m going three. One, two, three. The situation is, “You find something to eat or drink.” – I had the thing for that one, too. – Yeah, so this is a little girl just finding some stuff in a park. – “Don’t touch food that you find” is what you’re looking for. And while you’re looking for that I’ll say that, if you wanna get that collectible Mythical Snackiverse lunchbox and thermos set, it’s only available to Mythical Society third degree members, and you gotta join third degree quarterly or annual by March 31st in order to qualify. MythicalSociety.com. Once it’s gone, poof, it’s only on the shelves of those who were members. What you got, Rhett, for…? – “You find food.” – You find food. – I’m going with “Say no, marijuana is not good for you.” – Okay, yeah. – ‘Cause you never what’s gonna be in it, it might be an edible inside that burger container. – That’s true. All right, I’ve got a four, one, two, three, four, my scenario is, “You are in the park, and someone approaches you and acts strangely.” – That dude is acting very strange. – So this is a dude with a pronounced midsection doing some sort of dance. – Yeah yeah yeah, wow, he’s acting very strange. What are you gonna do about that? – He’s acting strangely. – I don’t know what I would do. – “Ask a grown-up to get your ball.” Ask that dude to get your ball and then run. It’s like “Hey, go get my ball,” and then you can run, that would work. – I think I might accept that. – “Just say ‘No, I’m not allowed to ride with strangers.’” – He doesn’t look like he’s asking for a ride, he’s just kinda dancing in the park. – Or is he? That’s the best I got, man. I think it really works. – I’ll take that. Three. One, two, three. – Your scenario is… – “You are at the beach and can’t find Mom or Dad.” Oh, this, oh man, this is, ooh, I hate when this happens. – Clearly they both drowned. I’ve been at the mall, and I couldn’t find my mom. ‘Course I didn’t go to the mall with my mom. No, I do remember getting separated from my mom at the mall, and boy, that is not a good feeling. – I don’t have a good one. – So, if you find her, let me know. (crew laughs) – I mean, all I’ve got is, “Never take candy from a stranger. Tell a parent or teacher.” Now, you can’t find your parents. So, you have to find a teacher. If you can’t find the teacher, basically, when you’re lost and you can’t find your kids, strangers may try to give you candy. Don’t take it, just keep crying. – I’ll accept that. – Stay in the same place. You can’t find your parents, stay in the same place. – I’m gonna move two, one, two, oh, I get to draw another card. Now you spin. – Two. Situation is… – What have you gotten yourself into now, Rhett? – What’s wrong with me? “You can’t find Mom or Dad in the store.” Why do I keep getting lost? At the beach, I think this is my problem at this point. – You need one of those kid leashes. – This is the kid’s problem, okay? If you can’t find your parents at the beach, and then at the store, you deserve to get lost. – The common denominator is you. So do you have anything there? Anything different? Probably not. – I mean, “Ask a grown-up to answer the door.” Of the store? – ‘Cause maybe the parents are knocking. – The parents are knocking, but you don’t wanna answer it, because you need a grown-up to do that. – Ooh, one. Big ol’ one. My scenario is, “You see a strange dog or cat in your neighborhood.” This has happened to you, you’ve seen a strange cat in your neighborhood, what’d you do? – I pet it and made friends with it, and then I think it got eaten by a coyote. That wasn’t my fault. – Look at this guy, he’s just looking at a strange dog. The dog’s tail is wagging, it’s not foaming at the mouth. – Yeah, I think that this is kinda 80s, too-safe 80s, like, if a friendly dog comes at you at the park, just pet it. Let’s not teach fear of dogs. It’s not like there’s a bunch of rabid dogs in the park. It’s just not a thing that really happens that much. – I got nothing good for this. – Well draw another blue. – Oh, really? All right, fate is going to give me my answer. “No, don’t go near the car, tell a grown-up!” – Yeah, right, yeah. – “No, don’t go near the dog, tell a grown-up!” – So you can do the ol’ switcheroo. – I have to move back for that one, I just didn’t have any. – Three, one, two, three. – What’s your scenario? – “Your mom wants you to watch your sister. You want to play.” Okay, so you’re kind of like a 10 year old, or whatever, and you have a little toddler. – So you say “Yes, Mom,” but then you don’t, and you just play. You got anything for this? – “You can say ‘No’ to anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.” – Really? – Yeah, “Mom, no, I’m not watching my sister, I’m going to play.” That’s neat, it’s teaching agency. – Autonomy. – Teaching agency. – One, two, three. My scenario is, “Your little sister wants to play with you.” This is kinda similar. – Right. – No mom involved. “Smoking can hurt your body.” – Yeah, right. Okay. That doesn’t feel like a good match, no. – “Just say ‘No.’ You know alcohol is not good for you.” I think this little sister wants to smoke and drink alcohol. – (indistinct) to smoke and drink, yeah, that’s why I said no to watching her, I didn’t want her slipping me pills and stuff. – “Instead, just ask a grown-up to get your ball.” – Okay. – I get to stay for that. – Three. One, two, three. “Your ball goes into the street.” Oh, this is a good one. – Oh, crap, you about to get run over! – Okay… – Look both ways! – I don’t know why I’ve only got four cards now. – I mean I have “Ask a grown-up to get your ball.” You know what? Have some more cards. – Yeah, thank you. That would help this game. I don’t think we’re playing it right. All right, “Go to the nearest cash register,” I mean that still plays. – ‘Cause I have the correct answer, “Ask a grown-up to get your ball,” so you’re not gonna get that one. – Okay, the ball’s in the street, so, “Go to the nearest friendly house, store, or play station and call your parents.” It’s like, if you wanna be extra safe? – “My ball’s in the street!” – “Ball’s in the street again!” – “I can see it from here!” – “Mister Policeman, my ball’s in the street! I walked all the way to the police office.” – You know what? Let’s forget the board and the spinning entirely, that’s for losers. Let’s just go with scenarios. “A friend offers you some beer or wine.” Ooh, and it’s in a paper sack. Mm-hm, friend offers you beer or wine, what are you gonna do? – Let’s just see who’s got a better scenario I guess here. – “Ask a grown-up to get your beer or wine.” “Just say no, you know alcohol is not good for you.” That’s it, see, that one matches, that’s nice. I’ve won. Here’s your scenario. – Well, “Ask a lifeguard to help you.” Lifeguards are usually at least… – Always around no matter where you’re at? – Well, 16, and they can look 18, because, like, they might have, like, I don’t know, they’ve been in the sun a lot, so they’ve aged a little bit, so they can get cigarettes. – Cigarettes. – 16-year-old lifeguards can score cigs. – I like this one, man. – “Your friend wants you to damage someone else’s property.” Okay. – And the property happens to be the school. Didn’t we have people damage the school- – I’ve got the answer to this one. So “Your friend wants you to damage someone else’s property.” “Give the directions if you can, but do not get too close to the car.” So again, let them do it, encourage them to do it, but do not partake. If you get into the car, you’re an accomplice. – What else do we have here? “You can’t find your house key.” Just sit on the stoop until your parents get home, that’s what I did. “A stranger telephones you when you are home alone.” Use a really horrible Australian accent, that’s what I always did. “‘Ello! You must ‘ave the wrong number!” – You did an accent? – “Crikey!” – Something tells me that you’re not joking. – “A stranger asks you for directions.” – “Give the directions if you can but do not get too close to the car!” – I mean, a stranger’s in a car, and you’re on a big wheel. Don’t give ’em directions. This is creepy. This one’s a question. “What is bad about smoking cigarettes?” “Smoking can hurt your body.” And finally, unless you wanna do another one. – Well I’m just waiting for, yeah, gimme a scenario. – I’ve gotta give you a good one. – And let me come up with something. – “Your friend,” no. That’s just printed on the board. “Your friend starts to tease someone.” Hm. Is there one in here that’s like, anything involving like a paintball gun? Where’s the fun? – Yeah, at this point, this just feels like, “Tell him to please call back. Never say you are alone.” – Oh. You’re still answering that one. – And use an Australian accent. – Ah, got it! See you tomorrow. – They think they’re calling Australia. Still love the idea of this game. I think it needs to be updated to modern times, you know, to for stranger danger of the new millennium. Example. You’re camping alone, and a drone flies over your campsite. Drones? Very. Now, what do you do? What do you do? You just throw a rock at it? I think you I think you you lure it in. What are the drone? You lure it, and then you grab it and strangle it. What if the drone wants you? Well, the drone offers you beer or wine. Yeah. So. Yes, I want it. I want the beer and wine. Come. Come close. Come closer. Then you strangle it, and then you drink the beer in the wine. Okay. You don’t want the drone to get back. But what if the drone is going to go get me more beer and wine? Can I just take the beer or wine and then sit it off for more? What if you started treating the drone as if it was like your companion? Because you’re camping alone? You’re late. You got one. It. It’s a beer drone. You’re going kind of wild in the in the noggin. Yeah. And so, like, you’re you’re having an interaction with this drone and there’s somebody on the other end of it. And so it’s like you’re going to the big man’s going to take the beer. You’re having a pan. The wine parasocial relationship with somebody drone as if it’s there, you know, as if it’s a being that cool. Okay. Well, we’ll have to have it a game. Then you take the drone home and then you have to get in their car and they’re like, well, we’re calling Drone London about this. I think that’s it. Now let’s time travel from an old board game to some modern TikTok game. See, that’s what I’m talking about. Go to modern times. Yeah. What is this from February 17th, 2023 is the answer. Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We got some cups, we’ve got a penchant for gamesmanship, let’s put those together with a little bit of fun from TikTok. Yeah! To compete to be the Lord of the Cups in “Good Mythical More!” But first, let’s do a little Freeze Frame. Okay, and now you can explain the first one while I’m pondering what is in this. Every single thing- It’s a nasty parfait. Oatmeal, fruit cup, yogurt- Jello and mac and cheese to top it off. Jello and mac and cheese. The mac and cheese is the- So you have to get a… Yeah, exactly. Just think of your mom. As you’re trying to get to the bottom of that- Sue. This first game- Good old Sue. Is we’ve got one cup here that has a blue tape on it. I also have one of those. And the idea is to do this until you get the blue cup on the bottom. Mmkay? Mmkay? Mmkay. Do you understand? Understand how it works. I don’t think this is gonna be bad. You like? I like. Yeah, I was thinking, this feels like the kind of thing that Link would like, if you were to give it to him. I was just really enjoying the episode, win or lose. Oh, he’s going in for a second bite. I mean, the goopy stuff is good. Goopy and bland. Well, here’s the thing, you know we do our AMAs over at the Mythical Society, in the January AMA, someone asked a question. We typically don’t like getting asked food questions, like what do you prefer, or whatever, but this person asked it in a really unique way, and they were like, “Are you a fork and plate person “or a bowl and spoon person?” And I know immediately Link is a bowl and spoon person, and as you’re seeing, basically the perfect demonstration of that. Saving that for later. And I was like, you know what, I’m a plate and knife person. I’m gonna more often like savory things that need to be cut than a spoon and a bowl. You know what I’m saying? And I was like, that’s a creative way to get at something. That’s a great first date question. I saw a TikTok that was the type of TikTok where you open the comments and it’s like, “Target audience reached,” you know? And it’s about searching for the perfect bowl that kind of is like a plate with edges that come up a little bit, so that you can like feel that you have a bowl, but it’s really a plate. That’s the type of person I am. We have those. I mean, I think they’re like serving bowls. A cereal bowl would be like this big, and then the serving bowl is this big, so it’s a little too big, but it’s like half as tall. But it’s not just a lip, so it’s still technically like a serving bowl, and it’s perfect for when you order like ramen or when you make ramen if you’re into that. Oh, you make ramen. You don’t have to just order it. Just a gargantuan bowl of cereal. I like a taller wall for a soup, you know? ‘Cause I just like that containment. I don’t like to eat my soups out of it, because too much surface area cools the soup. Exactly, yeah, yeah. We’re talking like a quinoa bowl situation, you know? Quinoa bowl. Yeah, yep, yep. Okay, Stevie, I think what we’re gonna ask for from you is a count down of sorts. Oh, I can do that. Maybe a three, two, one, go. Okay, ready? Wait, what is this pre loosening? I don’t know. What is this pre loosening? All right, go, any time you’re ready, Stevie. No! Three, two, one, go! Done! That one didn’t go all the way down. Done! It’s still not all the way down. Oh, come on. Done! Oh, yours won’t even go down. What’s that, pre stuffing? Can we try one more time? That was good. So one of the things I was thinking- What was your technique? Well, I was just doing one hand, but I think that if you had time to practice this, you would end up doing some technique that was like one hand… No, I don’t know. Bet you like the person who had the world record for this… That would be cheating. Okay, let’s try again. Would have a different technique here. Let’s just keep trying ’til I win. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one, go! Okay, let’s start over. Let’s start over. It’s easy to start over, ’cause you just grab them all. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! Oh, gosh! If you don’t win this one, man. Done! I dropped my freaking cup, man. How’d you lose that one? ‘Cause I knew I was gonna win. Let’s go again. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Oh, you know what, I cheated. Gotta start over. Done. What? I’m trying to figure out, how did you, what’s the technique of moving the hold hand up? That’s really what I really need help with. Moving the hold hand up. ‘Cause once I do this… See, I just had to move the hand up. All right, I’m ready. Hold on. Three, two, one, go! Done. Can I just watch you do one? So hey, I figured out a technique. So the left hand never moves, it’s slowly moving. It’s just adjusting every single time. I’m only thinking about the right hand, which gives you the ability to just focus on the… But you know, if somebody was really good at it, it would be like this fast, , you know? All right, let’s do a new game entirely. Yeah, let’s do a new game. Balloon cup battle. Hey, I think you might find your strength here. So these are gonna become the end goals and then we’re gonna take and we’re gonna blow up this balloon, and you blow up yours. Well, let’s get these even. And then we’re gonna take and expel the balloon air- Put it further to the edge. To push it past the other goal. And then- This is more a playing field. When it goes past, you win, but like, there’s a battle happening. Oh, god. And I believe you have to turn it upside-down. The cup. Okay. Okay. You’re gonna be standing for this? You gotta put the cup in the middle to begin with. All right. No- Cheating. Cheating. I mean, the hardest part for this is blowing up the balloon. Right, okay. Stevie, let’s get a three, two, and a one. I’ll give a go after that too. Okay. Three, two, one, go. I thought I had some strategy. All right, let’s keep playing this ’til I win. I was like, you know what, I’ma get it. He’s not gonna be able to blow up his balloon. The first Link did was grr, I’m gonna… Let me stretch it out! I didn’t think you could blow up a balloon, I thought I knew you, man. Well, I thought you had the clear advantage. All right, here we go. Because you’re good at balloon blowing. All right, here we go. It’s one of the things you’re known for. Three, two, one, go! Hold on, there’s no time outs in this game. It’s the balloon. There’s no time outs in this game, man. I got it. Okay, there’s no time outs. All right, all right. Three, two, one, go! Okay. Hold on, we have a spillage over there. Okay. Okay. All right, three, two, one. Nope, I’m just telling her to do it. Okay. Okay, you have to wait for go. Yeah. Yeah, Rhett. Three, two, one, go! I realized the dumb thing I’m doing. You know the dumb thing I’ve been doing? Lay it on me. I just can’t imagine what it’s like to watch me. This is what I’ve been doing. It’s very entertaining, trust me. I’ve just blowing up the balloon and then going like that. Yeah, yeah, that’s not good technique. All right, I’m gonna pinch the balloon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m very coachable. Yeah, you are. You’re a great student. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! I think you were still pinching the balloon. I was squeezing it. Yeah. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! Oh, dammit! I’m not gonna get upset, I’m not gonna lose my cool. Don’t get upset, man. It won’t be fun for anybody. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go! I got a new balloon it’s so harder to blow up. Okay. You want to change up the strategy? No, no, no, no. See? Okay. Three, two, one, go! Oh, again? One of us is gonna faint. Three, two, one, go! Oh no, no, no, no! Hold on. I’m getting lightheaded. You almost got me on that one. There you go. There you go. Maybe my side of the table’s got more friction. I think it slopes down. Yeah, that’s what it is. Okay, all right, we have another one. We have another one. And I think for this one we’re going to bring in some additional teammates. Chase and Emily! Chase and Emily, come in here. We also want to let you know that, yeah, we’re talking about Sporked.com. The Mythical Kitcheneers, they are posting articles over on Sporked with their picks. Every week a Mythical Kitcheneer picks a product that they want to highlight. Josh’s favorite burrito tortilla, Nicole’s favorite potato chips, on and on, every week. So another great reason to head on over to Sporked to find out what you should be buying at the grocery store. Hey, guys. Hey. Okay. Okay, who wants to be my teammate? I’ll do it. I’m already over here. I don’t think it makes you teammates, I think it makes you enemies. Oh. We’re all playing for ourselves, but it’s tournament style, and that’s a bracket, and this is a bracket. Okay, Chase, we’re teammates. But the way that this works, when we watched it ahead of time, there was a long line of people standing across from each other and there were cups in between them. And then it was like, somebody, and I guess in this case, that would be Stevie is saying things like head, nose, ears, cup! And then when she says cup, you have to grab the cup. So there should be only three out, since there’s four of us. Well, it’s two against two. Oh, it’s two against two? So me and Chase need to get exactly the same distance from the cup. All right. And put the cup right in between us, so that it’s not closer to either one of us. So like in between our knees, so like right there, right? Slide all the way over. Is that in between us? Yeah. Okay. This is gonna be tough. Are you a lefty or a righty? That’s very personal. Is it? ‘Cause I’m gonna be elbowing you. I’m a righty. Okay. That’s the thing is that it’s a lot different when you’re facing… You’re both on opposite sides of the cup. Yeah. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Ears. Cup. Oh! All right, best two out of three. Okay. I know what it’s like to lose at the beginning. And you squeezed it out of my hand. Yeah, we both hit it at the same time. Okay. Oh, we should probably keep our- Nose. Chin. Shoulders. Nipples. Ears. Cup. All right, so we’re tied over here. Same, same. Well, I just won, man. That’s true. Two times in a row. Okay, so you won. I progress on. Best three out of five. No… Well, we’re tied. Let’s just do best two out of three. We got a tie breaker over here. All right. Ears. Upper lip. I don’t know why I’m laughing. Well, upper lip’s are funny. Hair. Chin. Ears. Eyes. Nose. Cup. Okay. Ooh, so meet again. Very good. That was a no look. All right, so let’s have a losers round. Okay. Yep, yep, yep. So you guys are right here. You don’t have to move from where you are. Oh, I moved back for y’all. The four of us are gonna play another game after this, so you guys get to stick around. Okay. Ready? Okay. Ready. I guess I could go a little bit that way. I think that this is between… Yeah. That’ll work. Eyes. Nose. Mouth. Chin. Ears. Shoulders. Ears. Nose. Lips. Ears. Eyes. Ears. Eyes. Nose. Mouth. Ears. Cup. Chase, you’re the second worst at this. Huzzah! All right, so you guys just slide on back. Okay. But don’t disappear. Yes, boss. Okay. So we get equidistant. I think we can kind of face it. It’s a little more like their game on TikTok. ‘Cause they were like completely side by side, you know? Okay. Do we see equidistant? Yeah. Okay. Ears. Eyes. Mouth. Goozle. Nips. Ears. Nose. Goozle. Nips. Goozle. Cup. Oh! Inconclusive. I hit it, but didn’t- No, I got it, Emily. That’s one for me. Eyes. Goozle. Cup. It’s tied up. Goozle. Nose. Nips. Your nips look like a cup? Nips, nips. I thought she said nips, cups. Okay. Eyes, nose. Wait, wait, wait, I’m malfunctioning. Ears. Lips. Goozle. Eyebrows. Nose. Cup. I keep hitting it instead of grabbing it. That one. Inconclusive. Inconclusive. Mouth. Goozle. Nose. Ears. Eyes. Goozle. Cup. It disappeared. All right, so you won, but not by much. Hey, now the funnest game- Now that’s a microphone, that is not a third nipple. The last game- I was a fan of the nipples. Bring that… This is the game I’ve been waiting for. Look at that. Bring that tray in. Isn’t that crazy looking? What’s wrong with that guy? Look at my ribcage. We’re gonna play- Oh my gosh. Do we use a water bottle for this? Is that what you’re supposed to use, like this? Oh my gosh. Oh, the carafe is better than the water bottle? Way better. Okay, so- Do that, Rhett. Do that, on me. No, but don’t cover up the face. It looks like a face. It looks like two chickens. Okay, hold on, but they’ve gotta play this game. This is the game of all games. I don’t know what’s happening. Doesn’t look like Space Ghost? Can we get a- From coast to coast. Okay, this is interesting, ’cause it’s jiggling a little bit. This is fine. So this is, we’ll go one, two, three, four, and we’re trying to add a little bit more each time and it’s the person who ends up filling it up and making it overflow loses. Make it taller. Why is it teetering? I don’t know, we’ll find out. Is this one gonna teeter? Why is it teetering? Is that part of the- I think the tray is bad. No, it’s the bottom of this, see? No, it’s the cup. Oh. It’s the cup. It’s the bottom of this, see? We got crappy cups. You see what I mean? We got cups that are not flat on the bottom. Do we have another cup? Another clear cup? I think I’ve fixed this one. That’s a tiny cup. Nope. Yeah, give us one of those. You ever had a dream and then you can’t remember it, but you can feel that you’re about to remember it? Mm-hmm. That is such a strange feeling. It’s just like- It’s shorter here, but whatever. It’s usually a bad dream too. Okay, here we go. About your nips. Yeah, it’s like, I am so on the verge of remembering my dream. That is warm. Yeah. I noticed that. I think that’s part of the game play. Oh, sorry, excuse me. This first round is just for fun. This is warm, because this is what I turned over in the first game and they had to refill with apparently- Hot water. Hot water. They always do that. Okay, now it gets interesting, right? You got a little surface tension. All it takes is a drop, a drop is a pour. Oh my gosh! Nice, Chase. This is a lot of anxiety. Whoa, Emily! Yeah, yeah, it works, you spilled on the outside, but it did not overflow. And that was a lot. Yeah, that was a good amount. That was a lot of water. Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at that. I mean, it’s definitely higher. It’s like a water muffin. We’re making a water muffin. I wouldn’t put my elbow on the table. It’s coming over. Water muffin. There’s no way I’ma be able to- You might. You gotta maintain the water muffin. Water muffins are actually more common than you would think. ‘Cause of the properties of water. Oh, there it is. That counts. That counts, that counts. Oh my god. All you have to do is get a drip. Oh! Oh my gosh, look at that water muffin! Drip on the water muffin. Do you know the water muffin man? The water muffin man. Could be Chase. No! You can’t do that. I don’t know. I think it’s within the rules. You can’t blow your ‘stache air onto the- I think it’s within the rules, because he’s technically moving the muffin when he does that. You know what I’m saying? Right. I poured water into the thing. If you move the muffin too much- I thought I was gonna lose last time, and now we’re down to it again. This could last an hour. Oh my god, this is such high tension. This is like that Mythical Society Jenga game. Yeah, I know. It’s high water tension. Oh my god. Oh, look at that muffin! Look at that muffin! Emily, you are an indiscriminate pourer. Good gosh. I am? What does that mean? I pour too much? It looks like it’s so much taller when you’re not right down. Can we see that on camera? Can you see the muffin? You drip too hard. I’ve been told. That’s what the kids say! Okay. If you do this successfully, you could really set me up here. It’s gonna happen eventually. Somebody’s gonna break the muffin. Oh! That was a lot, dude. This is blowing my mind. Oh man, is it gonna come back around? How could it come back around? Chase. How could it come back- That was your opportunity. Drop-ortunity? That initial drop. Oh! Oh my god! That was too much. It’s defying gravity. God. I’m sorry, Link. That was too much. Oh my god. Okay, guys. Oh man, this is better than NFL sports. Okay, here we go. I think you did the same thing again where it did not overflow- It didn’t, you dripped that beside it. You dripped it beside it. This is crazy. It’s gonna be on “The Yoke Show.” The what show? ESPN, “The Yoke Show.” Oh, okay. Nice technique. Yeah. How is this still going? You’re surprisingly steady-handed today. I know. Oh, let it go. What? Gosh, dang it. No matter how long this takes, Emily, I think you’re destined to lose. I know. Like the size of your pours just is not gonna be sustainable. Look at this, this is incredible. This is incredible. I feel like people who have prostate problems are not going to enjoy this. Oh! Oh, dang! That was a big one. Ah, Chase! I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. I feel like I’m adding to subtracting Emily’s years of life. I know, it’s true. Okay, come on. Who would’ve thought we’d have done this many rounds? Oh my gosh! Emily, that was like a shot. You did so much and it’s still there! Look at that muffin. It is razzing! Emily’s like bloop! This might be a world record water muffin. We set the record today. How do you measure a water muffin? What in the world? It feels so indiscriminate, yet it still doesn’t overflow. Let Morgan get a photo. Yeah, Morgan. Yeah, Morgan, get down there. This is the water muffin man. The water muffin man. Okay, golly. It’s everything but over the edge. Oh my god! The interesting thing that happens is you make a little muffin in this thing, the carafe creates a little muffin that you have to spill that muffin into this muffin. Right. You know what I’m saying? And that muffin releases, and then it hits this muffin. It’s like a donut. All right, Chase. It’s a double muffin situation. Put the muffin out of its misery. Beat it into submission. If I have to do this again, so help me, God. Oh! It spilled. Nope, nope, nope, nope! It spilled. It broke. The muffin broke. The muffin broke. Do you wanna see if I could do it one more time without it breaking further? Well, I don’t think that’s how it works. Just give it a good, strong pour. It sort of has a limit. Give it one of those signature Emily pours. Okay. It has a limit and it sort of resets itself. Just keep going. There you go, see? There it goes. We’ve officially broken the muffin. I don’t know, it’s still kind of there. Nope. Look at that. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. Man, that water muffin. Iconic. And I wonder if Emily has forgotten it. Well, she said she’s gonna be here for the rest of me. We need to ask her if she. If she’s still remembering it. All right. We’re not going to do the water, muffin, but let’s do it. Let’s do this. Now, the application for me of this game and some other ones is I ended up. Oh, you’re going to do a little prep, so we’ll just keep talking. No, no, no. You had you had something to say. I ended up doing these things with my, family at, Thanksgiving. And boy, they were fun. And let me just tell you, I got slaughtered. But once you open it up to my family and just his family together, I didn’t win any of the games I had. What are you saying? All of those. I’m just letting you know that, like, I’m actually not that good at these games. What are you saying? I’m just saying that you should be able to beat me pretty easily. I’m just saying, like, what are you saying? You put me in the general population. I’m not that good. Not that good. I children, old people beat me. Ready? Three. Two. One. Hey, come on, you can’t put your hand up there. This one. You can’t put your hand up there. Three, two. One. I mean, even put me with some old people. You some younger people. It’s. I mean, I mean, my dad beat me. What about this? He’s 79 years old. What can you do that. That was good, but you didn’t. You know, I like my eggs. Like I like my skin. Is it good? Change the subject. UN scrambled up next, unscramble the sentence from November 29th, 2022. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are gonna. You have some strange words to unscramble into quite a sentence. Are. What are you so excited about? I love this one. I love this one. Freeze frame. I’m ready for a freeze frame. You remember what we do? We don’t do anything. We don’t do anything. We just. Just like that. We just do something. And then something happens. Something beautiful happens. So let’s. Let’s bring in the sentence scramble. Challenge. You know how you can get like the words. Thank you, Lewis. Lewis. Thank you. Lewis. Lucas. Hey, hey. We’re here for, like, I can’t see. I called Sierra Siena. Yeah, it’s gonna keep happening. And now it’s only gonna get worse. Or did I call you Sienna? Sierra? My name is. Yeah. You call Sierra Sienna. Hey. But they’re both. Hey, but they’re both vans, are they? They’re both vans. Like. Like the High Sierras. Yeah. Oh, okay. Don’t don’t dab so hard. But you got some something from. Oh, you did a header out there. I did a header, dude. You did a header. That’s where that was from. I did a header. So our first sentence, is comprised of these words in a different order for not resist please of beef penis clown. The a do well please is always first. And then you got to have. Please resist. Please do not resist. Please do not resist. The the beef penis of a clown fart. Oh, gosh, how good that the heck. Wow, right? Is that. What the heck? Just. Yes. Listen, Stevie, I’m smart, okay? You know, I figured that out. Yeah, I get that. And then I’m smart, too, because I can take this ruler and I can make it level. I’m not saying the rest of them are going to go that fast, but I just felt like, oh, now what primary place should I be this impressed? You did it, man. When you do things like this and I and I get very impressed, then I, then I’m now I’m going back and I’m going, is this maybe I should be. Well, listen, this is just a part of this. The first one. This is the first one. That’s true. But you didn’t really get, you know, here you didn’t even have to. I mean, change anything. Please do not resist the beef penis of a clown fart. Because accept it. Because what happens if you do resist the beefy ness of a clown fart? They fart until you can’t resist it, right? They don’t give up. Can we talk about how disgusting describing a fart as beefy is? Yeah, like you can. You can talk about that fart. How long do you want us to talk about that? Just like 30s, a beefy fart is. It doesn’t make you feel great because you can just. It’s it’s it’s like you can feel it going through. Your nasal pass is too close to food. It’s like putting a beef jerky. You know what? I’m saying? Beef jerky in your nose. But it’s like when a fart smells so much like bad food that you really start making the connection. That’s when it gets real bad. Okay? Right. I’m going to feed these to you one at a time. Okay? Sexy. Oh, gosh, I can’t say that’s an adjective. And sexy and. Stop. Oh, don’t. Don’t move any yet, Okay. Sexy. And stop. Cat. Just justice. Cats worship these immediately. Cross-Eyed. Okay. Immediately stop and worship these sexy cross-eyed cats. Okay. Get it? That’s got to be. No. Stop and immediately worship. Stop and worship these sexy cross-eyed cats immediately. I am so impressed. Yes. Okay. I think it’s okay for me to be impressed. Yes, I found a new skill. What do you mean? Why can’t you be impressed? Well, because he he kind of made me feel initially like it wasn’t that hard, right? I mean, right, yeah. I mean, I mean, listen, you know what? The next one, I’m going to feed him the link and he’s going to show you that is super easy to do this. Okay. Cool. Right. But you did this whole trick thing where you like you at first it wasn’t right. And you acted like, hey, I’m going to stop here then. Yeah. You said you switched things. Yeah, yeah. You saw that. Stop and worship the sexy cross-eyed cats immediately. You know what? I a little bit of cross-eyed. Hey, I recently told my wife, that I found cross-eyed sexy. Now she doesn’t have him. I like cross-eyed, but I was just, like, if you get him, I think it’s. I still find you sexy. Maybe even a little bit more. As long as one goes in a little bit. Did you guys. I’m sorry. Did you guys hear that? There’s a new story just came out about that kid who was born without eyelids, and they used his foreskin to make his. He give him eyelids? No, Carney, that’s not the type of news I read. But I trust that you will tell me about it. It was crazy. It were. That’s crazy. Yeah, because it’s the same kind of skin, and you don’t really need your foreskin, but your eyelids are good. Yeah, he came out a little bit cockeyed. But besides that, like that, the surgery went well. No. That was a joke. Is it here for me? We just full. I’m glad. I’m glad I gave him a hard time because, he was trying to get us. You all okay? You. Oh, you in in hankie panky. Hankie panky. How did you get these? Oh, that’s one thing with you and hankie panky where you got no fingernails, like. Like, Flirt. Okay, we got a verb, people. If flirt could be a noun to dumpster. Dumpster? Me dumpster might. Okay. Yeah, man. You can do it, man. I blame you. All right? So I think it’s flirt first. Flirt with him a. Flirt with a dumpster, if you like. Light, lightly flirt with a dumpster. No. Flirt with a dumpster if you like hankie panky. If if stop shaking your head. Flirt with a dumpster if you like. Hankie panky me. Light an. Okay. Don’t don’t. Okay. This is my moment to shy. Okay, well, it’s pretty dull right now. But if if you like me. In. Light. If you like me and, like, flirt with the dumpster. If you like hankie panky. I mean, did you think you already knew this? I don’t think I know it, but I know if you. If you like. Hankie panky at light is what I mean. I think you’re missing. I think you’re missing out. Like I think it’s flirt with me. Or is with. Why are you doing this part with me? Like you? Oh, or, you know, I think, flirt with me like now light is the problem, a light dumpster. Is that a thing? A light dumpster, a light hankie panky. Not heavy hankie like heavy petting light hankie panky to two sides of the coin. This one’s hard. This one, I think. Light hankie panky in a dumpster. Well, if flirt with me. If you like light hankie panky in a dumpster. That’s it. Dude, flirt with me if you like light hankie panky in a dumpster. Is that it? Yes or no? That’s it? Yes. Only one guess. And it took a while. That one was more difficult. More words in that one. This is a this is a fun game. Are we inventing what it’s. You know, what made this one super difficult is the fact that like, like, can be, a verb or an adverb or what is like, if it’s not, it can be a verb. Or when you say like this, what? Do this, like that. What is like, what is the figure of speech that like? I do think the reason why we’re good at this is because we really got drilled, in, in eighth grade with, you know, a preposition, diagrams, diagraming sentences, adjective, adverb. So, like, give me everything what you’re saying. Well, it in this like, can be everything. Flirt with me. This is the verb. It’s suburban carrot. If if you. Yeah, but if it’s like, you know, it looks really realism. It’s, it’s in a, a modifier of some sort, I guess. Could be an adverb or an adjective that seems like links. Having fun with is the is the part where you take the ruler and you, like, straighten it out like that, and then you and then you put, oh yeah, my favorite part of a game. We’re a good team, which is why we invented our own game. We’re inventing this game, I think, but we also invented one with spin. We’re still good. We’re still good. It’s on Amazon held the number one hot new release across all board games for three whole weeks. And then it was toppled by the Beatles. They released a new single. They released a new game. You know how the Beatles, the Beatles still very active, very active, put a positive spin on situations using cards. And your brain and your friends. We’re we’re so good. Amazon.com. All right, Rhett, I’m giving this one back to you. Okay. All right. Okay. I feel like, oh, they’re getting harder. I can see there’s a lot of words on this. Is guzzling swamp skin okay? Guzzling swamp. I’m expecting to sack water or something like that. Sack father. Swamp father sack father guzzling. Why? Why is question mark. Yeah. Okay, that’s a hint. Yeah, we got that. We know what’s going to start with. Why is, of your champagne? My saggy, my saggy. Can I start in? Why is, your father guzzling my sack? Champagne in saggy swamp skin? Hold on. Why is your father guzzling my sack of champagne? And I think it’s a saggy sack. My saggy sack, my saggy swamps, swamp skin sack of champagne. My saggy swamp skin sack. No, no, no. Because in I was closer, I think dazzling my champagne. Why is your father guzzling my pain. And a saggy swamp skin sack of saggy sack, swamp skin, saggy sack of swamp skin. Yes. Is that it? No. Why is your father guzzling my champagne and saggy sack? Oh, there’s no hey. 000000, my sack, my sagging sack. It does it just not that it’s this. Anybody that was camping that was very screwed up. Yeah. And my saggy sack of skin. Swamp, swamp skin. Why do you do that? I did, I do that. Why is your father guzzling my champagne? Not my champagne and my guzzling champagne in my saggy sack of swamp skin? Okay, I’m going to point out things that you got correct that you can pull up and use. Why is your is a phrase you got correct? What I love that there’s a definitive answer, even though obviously this is awesome, I’m taking this seriously. Why is your saggy sack is a phrase you got correct? Swamp skin is not guzzling champagne. And that’s all. So it’s not swamp skin. Saggy. Why is your father saggy? Sack skin swamp champagne. Swamp champagne is a. You know, this is right. Guzzling champagne in my swamp, I think. Saggy sack skin. But. But why is your what? Why is your what is not father? Why is my skin? Why your skin? Why is my saggy sack? Why? Why is your skin swamp? Father, there’s no. What? Is there a comma? Yeah, yeah. Then it’s father, then it’s. Then it’s like father, comma. Father, why is your swamp now? Why is your skin saggy? Why is your skin saggy? It’s saying you said saggy. Saggy? Why is your swamp saggy? Sack is the correct phrase in this instance. Why is your swamp in, In my skin? Why is your swamp in my skin guzzling champagne? Father, this is worse, dude. Ours is better than this. Oh, of. Why is your swamp of skin? Swamp of? Why is your of. So why is your sorry? Why is your swamp of. I don’t think it should be swamp. Why is your skin of father? Why is your father? Why is your skin in? Well, maybe its father. Skin. Why is your skin in? My father? Yeah. Why is your skin? Skin in my father? Comma guzzling. You want guzzling champagne? Saggy sack. There’s no other you. There’s not a you. Why is your skin in my father? Why? Yeah. I was really feeling great about myself a second ago. Why is your father hurt my self-esteem is in the pits now. Why is your father? Can you just tell us what is. Why is you or what’s the next word? Father? Yeah. Oh. Why not? Right then? No, no. Why is your father. No, no, no, I’m giving you the top part. Why, father? No, father. Comma, why is your skin. Why is your sea? That could have been at the end to be? Why is your sack? Why? Why is your saggy sack? Why is your. Why is your saggy sack? Why is your sack skin so supple? Why is your saggy sack girl in my guzzling? Why is your saggy sack of swamp skin guzzling skin champagne no guzzling in my. Oh, no, it’s in my champagne, I said. Guzzling champagne was correct. So guzzling champagne or together? Why is your saggy sack of swamp skin? Why is your saggy sack in my champagne? Guzzling? No, it’s a problem. Why on earth whenever I see champagne, I just can’t help. But why is your saggy sack of skin? Well, that’s repetitive. Guzzling champagne in my swamp. Yes. Oh, what is it? So, yes. This is an insult to the father. Yes. Saggy, saggy skin. What is it? What is the saggy sack of skin in this body? Oh, like, why is your saggy sack kind of like this? But this is why. Don’t. Don’t take this out. What is Rhett saggy sack? You said this doesn’t make sense. All right, it’s okay. I will cut this out this entire round. We’ll just cut it out. No, we won’t. Stevie, you feel like a failure getting. Yes, I feel like a failure. You’re going to get this one. This one, this one’s. You’re going to get this one, Wiener. You’re going to get this one wiener. I’m calling you a wiener S. This is a lot better sport than soccer in my opinion. Also it all comes down to, to this one. This one’s going to. Oh we got can we, can we do this again. We have three more mustache. We can’t which. Oh you’re going to get this one. You’re going to get this one. You’re wash wieners V or will mustache never. Which your wash the your you’re going to get this man nibble mustache you got mustaches. You got it. It could be mustaches. I think nibble goes first, which nibble? You’re which. Oh, I got it. Nibble your. Which wiener, I got it. I’ve got the whole thing. Come on, come on, you got it. Well, here, write it down just so you can say if you think you’ve got it. Well, I they didn’t give me a thing to write with. Oh, gosh. Every. You guys are excellent. You know, you don’t carry your own Sharpie. You dance. Okay. All right. Wiener or will? Mustache, wiener or mustache wash your wiener or mustache wash your wiener? Or mustache wash your wiener or mustache. The nibble, which is all right, a nibble, which is the thing. I think it’s all right. Yeah, I got it. The nibble, which I got it. I can’t write, but is what, how I got it. Your nibble. Which then. Never. Which is in there in. I’m telling you that right now. The wiener, the nibble which will wash your wiener or your mustache or your mustache like they are up for anything. There’s never is. The nibble which will wash your wiener or your mustache. But you have to choose where does it is going. You can’t get to nibble, wait to wash your wiener and your mustaches. Mustaches. I went with wash your mustache or which will nibble your wiener, but I don’t know where the goes. Wieners multiple. You’re saying you got your shark? Where does the go? Wieners and wieners? Yeah. There’s not supposed to be an ass holing her. I think mine’s better than nipple. Which will wash your wiener or your mustache. Step. Right. Yeah. Which will it be today, my lady? Tomorrow you can come back and you can have the other one wash. And if you want it to nibble, well, that’s an additional. It’s an additional cost. Hahahahaha I I’m so glad to laughs in that more carny. Your, your cockeyed joke was really, got a lot of traction with the with the people. Yeah. So, people coming left or right? Can you give it to us again? Just. Yeah, I went viral. I think. Haha. Let’s try again. Let’s see if it’s as good the second time. Do you guys hear about there was this guy who he was born without eyelids, so they used his foreskin. Actually to lose the skin from his foreskin to give him eyelids. Oh, crazy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he came out a little bit cockeyed, but besides that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, that is good. I like it. It’s still, it’s still good. It’s still good. Still good. So I kind of saw it come in that time, right? Yeah. And so did he. Yeah. Sorry. I didn’t mean to make that joke, but, Oh. Okay. Would you like to move on? Yeah. We got one more. You might think we’re going to end this marathon with a bang, but we’re we’re going out on a smaller scale because we’re gentlemen, this is playing the world’s smallest board games from March 3rd, 2021. (rooster crows) (lion roars) (logo bangs) (wheel clicks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s play some tiny games together. – But first, let’s play Who You Talkin’ About? where we read one of your comments and guess who it’s about. Sundae says blank looks like your local bike seller. It’s gotta be me. – Local bike seller. – I think, sometimes, when the hair’s up in a man bun, I get lots of, like, I get barista, bike seller, you know? – You’ve gotten bike seller. – I don’t know if I’ve gotten bike seller, but I’m just saying, barista comes right after bike seller. Bike seller comes right after barista. – The hair could be down for a bike seller. – Hey, you interested in bikes? – Why? – ‘Cause I sell ’em. – I think it’s Rhett, too. – Yeah. – Rhett looks like your local bike seller. Sundae. – So, local bike seller? Not, like, international bike seller? – No, it’s like- – Can I be an international bike seller? – A lot of bike sellers- – My name’s Rhett, international bike seller. – If you’re a local bike seller, some of them work out of vans. I could definitely see you working out of a van. – You’ve seen van bike sellers? – They usually drive a van out to places where I mountain bike, and then they’ll try to sell you parts. – Oh. – But not the whole bike. – International part seller. – Yeah, international. – Rhett McLaughlin. That’s my next project. – Yeah, I already know what I’m doing next time. Do you think you know what I’m doing next time so you can out-know what I’m doing next time? – Yeah, yeah, but I don’t wanna tell them. I don’t wanna spoil the surprise. – Let’s play this before I enjoy my treat for the day, when you play with my toes. What’s this called? – [Rhett] KerPlunk. – Oh, KerPlunk? – Tiddlywinks? – Tiddywinks. – Oh, KerPlunk? – So you can pull either color? You can pull either color. – And you alternate. – It’s just the first one to drop all the balls down. – Oh, as a kid, I would definitely be into something like this, but as an adult, I can’t help but think, maybe this… Oh, you just lost. – Well, mostly because I touched the top, and it… Oh, hold on, so there’s teams. One, two, three, four. – Oh, so that… All right, so you’re team four. – Well, that would make me… I should have lost points for that. – Yeah. The more points, the more you’re losing. – We don’t know the rules. – [Stevie] This is fun. – How does this play? – [Stevie] That’s a good question. – Let’s make up the rules. – [Stevie] Okay. – If it lands in your number. – I’m team four and two. – [Link] You’re even numbers. – I’m even numbers, and I get negative points, and it’s like golf, so I’m -3 right now. – Yep, yep, yep. – Okay, Stevie, what? – As an industrial engineer, I wanted to finish that thought before I forget. – As an engineer, okay, yep, as an engineer, mm-hm. – How can any businessperson justify the manufacturing of this process? I mean, how many of these are being sold? There’s a manufacturing line out there that makes these things. It’s like. – You’re talking about the miniature version, or the game? – The miniature version. I just can’t think there’s much of a demand for this thing. – Nothing fell for me. – [Rhett] For children. – [Link] But how many… Oh, you’re really, they didn’t fall out anywhere. – [Rhett] Oh, they all go into four. They automatically all go into… It has nothing to do with anything. They all go to four. – [Link] Seriously? – Yeah, so. Oh, you turn it, that’s what Morgan was trying to get our attention for. Okay. – What? – So, now, we’re gonna go to Link. Oh, you turn it each time and pull. – Is that how the real game works? – So, right now, I’m -7. – We don’t know. – Let’s see how many negatives Link can get. – [Link] See, I’m gonna go for this top one here. Oh, oh, see, now, I got a three. Now, I’m gonna put it over here. – [Rhett] So, now, you turn it one more, and now, I pull. – Yeah. – So now, you really gotta get strategic. – But, like, I mean, there’s miniature versions of board games that are, like, travel-size. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh. – [Stevie] That’s what I was gonna say. – Like, when I was a kid, I had travel-size stuff. – [Stevie] They’re magnetized. Remember those, like, little checkerboards, and you could play them on the… I had one for the plane before, you know. – [Link] Before Game Boys? – [Stevie] Exactly, yeah. – You didn’t have a Game Boy? You were after Game Boy. – I had a Game Boy. I had a Game Boy Color. It was purple. – Woo. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s right. – I had a Game Boy bee and dub. (people laugh) I played “Tetris” on it. I played the “Mario” game that came out with it. – For some reason, my parents- – And then I didn’t play anything else on it. – My parents drew the line at just getting a regular console, but you couldn’t get the little consoles. What do you think that was about? – You’d take it everywhere. – You weren’t supposed to turn it. – [Stevie] I don’t think I had, like, a PlayStation. I think I had a Game Boy before. – [Rhett] It’s over. – Oh, you lost. – [Stevie] I had a console. – Speaking of you lost. Yeah, I had, like, the travel Connect Four, and no magnets required. Never played it, never played it. Who would I play it with? – [Stevie] I played the little checkers, the magnetized checkers games, by myself. – You played yourself in checkers? Man, and you even had a sister. I mean, I was a only child. (Stevie laughs) – When you play yourself in checkers or chess, are you really trying? Like, are you trying to outsmart yourself? Are you giving yourself the benefit of the doubt? Are you like, when you’re on that side- – You’re talking like present day, as if this is happening. – I’ve thought about this though. If you play yourself in checkers, are you making moves that you think your other self on the other side of the board is gonna have a difficult time with, or do you try to take it easy on it ’cause it’s yourself. – I’d like to answer this question by you playing Uno against yourself. – Well, I gotta play Miss Little Piggy. – This little piggy. – No, I do Miss Little Piggy. Okay, you don’t play with both feet, do you? – [Stevie] There’s something on your big toe. – [Link] Can you get that off? – [Rhett] I’m not playing with your left foot. – [Link] Can you get that off of my big toe? – [Rhett] I’m not playing with your left foot. – Get that off there. – In “Queen’s Gambit.” – You did it. – I think she plays- – That was incredible. – Chess against herself. – You only touched the thing on the toe. – At one point. – Before we move on, I know no one’s gonna be impressed with this, but I want you to understand what just happened. – I was pretty impressed. – Put it in slow-mo, because Link had some lint on his toe, and I thumped it off, and the only thing I made contact with was the piece of whatever it was. – [Stevie] “Queen’s Gambit.” – Look at, I could hitchhike with this thing. – You didn’t even feel it, did you? – I saw it, but I didn’t feel it. – I feel like I could do that- – Seeing is not believing. – 1,000 times, and I wouldn’t do that again, 1,000 times. You wanna try it 1,000 times? Okay, you go with the big toe first? You know what, I don’t know. My parents didn’t touch my feet. – Your mama never played this little piggy with you? – Yeah, I just don’t remember the rules. – [Woman] The rules. (people laughs) – This little piggy- – Grab it hard, grab it like a joystick. – This little piggy- – No, like, grab it like that. – No, I’m not gonna do that. – I like it. – I’m not grasping it with my full hand. – I won. – Well, I can’t do any other. – There you go. – This little piggy. (Link laughs) – You can’t hurt it. Oh. (Rhett laughs) (laughs) Did you feel it? – It just popped. – Something just hitched. – This little piggy. – It didn’t pop, it dislocated. – This little piggy went to the chiropractor. (Rhett grunts) (Link laughs) (Rhett laughs) – It’s broken. What if you actually broke it? It does hurt. – Toes being broken’s not a big deal. I’ve had a broken toe. This little piggy. – (laughs) I didn’t mean all of ’em. – Oh, shoot. (Link laughs) I had an idea. This little piggy- – Ow. – This little piggy decided for acupuncture. (Rhett grunts) (Link laughs) – Ow. – Yeah. – Just go back to mama style. – This little piggy. – Your hands are so sweaty. It’s making my foot… My foot’s gonna grow something now. – This little piggy did cupping. (Rhett grunts) You see how each one’s getting treatments? (Rhett grunts) Cupping. (Rhett grunts) – [Stevie] This scene is weird enough, but the close up where you’re grabbing Link’s toes, and then, in the background, there’s a miniature Link with the T-shirt with a miniature you. – He’s kinda like, I’m happy. (Link laughs) This little piggy. – Look at that. – Went to the traditional doctor, and he got referred to a specialist. (Rhett laughs) And this little piggy said, I’m gonna ignore it. I’m gonna ignore this condition. (Link laughs) (Rhett laughs) And slowly, over time, slowly, over time. – Oh, oh, you’re squeezing. – The problem got worse. – Why are you squeezing so hard? – ‘Cause it’s the problem getting worse. The problem got worse and worse. And then he was like, should I go to the doctor? He was like, it’ll take care of itself. – You can just say you’re squeezing hard. – It’ll heal. – You don’t have to squeeze literally as hard as you can. – It’ll heal itself. – You’re literally squeezing so hard. Stop, it hurts. – And then he died. – Stop. Now, do it all again, but in slow motion. – Okay. – You know what? Why don’t you sanitize your hand? You know what, matter of fact, why don’t we sanitize my foot? – That’s not part of the deal. I’m not gonna rub your… Okay. Why’d you go so high on my hand? – I wasn’t looking. – (laughs) Okay. Hey, do you like my new version of this little piggy? It was, all the piggies went to the doctors, and they all did different things, and then, the last one, he ignored it, and he died. It’s a moral. – It’s immoral? – It’s a moral. – It’s immoral. – It’s immoral, what they’re doing today. – It’s a X-rated. – It’s immoral, what the doctors are doing today. – Toe game. Pictionary. Oh, look at this. Pictionary comes with a board. – That’s a lot of hand sanitizer. – Look at all of this. You got the little timer, and then you’ve got, look at that, little dice, little die, or dice, little dice. – Do you think there’s families that break this out? You know what, we have trouble keeping all our games in our drawer, in the game drawer. – And, look, here’s the. – So this is a solution for that. – Right, here we go. – Things get bent out of shape in the game drawer in our house. Golly, so much. Okay, I don’t know how to play this either. I know how to draw things. – This says categories. This only has categories on it, it doesn’t have a… Oh, that’s the. – Is it fake? – All right, here we go. – Okay, I’m gonna turn it over. Three, two. – Okay. – I wonder if the time goes faster ’cause it’s tiny. It’s kinda like relativity. – What’s that? No one can see that, huh? – Lamp? – Yes, and then, oh, I forgot I had to do more than one. – Mm-hm, well, you don’t have a lot of time, ’cause it’s tiny. You’re about to run out of time. Time. – See if you can guess what that is. – Hangman. It’s a man chopping down a- – Nope, throw. (Link sniffs) All right, that was fun while it lasted. What are these little… I mean, there’s a whole, there’s, like, little cubes for this. – Let’s move on to, what is this, Hungry Hippos? What is this? – Save this for later. – [Stevie] I had a big one of these, but I don’t remember what it’s called. You’re supposed to pull its teeth. – Yeah, it’s like you’re a dentist. – [Stevie] And then it’ll, like, close its mouth on you. – Do you use little pluckers? – What do you use? – [Stevie] The big game, you used your fingers. – Well, my fingers is too big. – [Woman] Push the teeth. – Oh, you push. – Oh, you push down. Oh, yeah. – Okay. All right, now, you push down. – What do you mean? – Just push a tooth down. You know, like the dentist does when you go to the dentist. (people laugh) – So we alternate? Leave it there so they can see it. – Yep, I’m gonna push this one down. I’m gonna push this one down. Yep, mm-hm. – I’m-a push this one down. Nope, that one’s already down. – [Rhett] Now, honey, you gotta go to the dentist to get your teeth pushed down. – Okay, I pushed that one down. I can’t tell if they’re pushed down. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Oh. – Oh, you got bit. – I got bit. – You got bit. I saw something that- – That game sucks. – Alligators in North Carolina. – Are getting their teeth pushed? – They stick their nose out of a lake that’s freezing, and then it freezes all around, and then their body freezes. – And they stay there forever. – They stay there for days until it thaws, and then they come out. So, it’s a form of hibernation, where it’s like. – You could go find alligators. – They allow their… Oh, yeah, and you can, like, touch their noses and stuff. – Well, let’s go to North Carolina. – That’s where we’re from, man. I mean, I’m from there and never heard of free, frozen-snouted gators. – I knew that there were gators in the Cape Fear from time to time, but we didn’t tell Stevie that. – [Stevie] Oh, god. – It’s a miniature eight ball. – When we crossed. – All right, ask it a question. – Should I have told Stevie about those gators in the Cape Fear? – Must likely, most likely. – Most likely, yeah, that would’ve been a good thing to say. (people laugh) Usually, they’re down towards the coast, though, so I didn’t… There was one that was spotted in Erwin one time. – Do alligators love? – Hm. – [Stevie] What? – Maybe. – Do I love alligators? – That’s a testable statement. – Outlook good, uh-oh. (Rhett laughs) – Do alligators love me? It’s hard to read. Most likely. Uno’s one of my favorite games. Very straightforward, no strategy involved, really. Maybe just a little bit of card play involved. – Wow, look at those tiny cards. – I actually think we did have these at our house once, but I just, I’m not into it. – I don’t really understand it. – You know, what’s the appeal? It’s just the cuteness of it? It’s like an impulse buy when you’re, like, leaving a grocery store, or a toy store? – I just think people collect them. I don’t know if people are playing them, I think they’re just collecting them. – Like, I just get concerned about the manufacturing process. – Yeah, the manufacturing is really getting under my skin too. – Like, I just feel like, all of it- – That’s all I can think about. – I mean, plus the environment, all this stuff is just destined for the trash, for the dump, for the landfill. – It’s not gonna do a lot to the environment though. I mean, it’s very small. – But it’s just, it’s basically just manufacturing trash. Just because people buy it doesn’t mean you should sell it, right? I think there should be somebody who’s like, listen, what are people gonna do with this when they buy it? You’re gonna trick them into buying it, but then, they’re just gonna throw it away. They’re gonna lose part of it, they’re gonna throw the rest of it away. In the big picture, it’s not good. I am actually against miniature toys. – What about the little picture? – I am against it, and I’m gonna start a lobbying group. (people laugh) This is gonna be my thing. – You’re gonna be against tiny things? – I’m gonna be against, oh, wild card, tiny things that are destined for the landfill. – All right, that’s an acronym. Tiny things that. So, TTT to begin with. – But the name of the lobby. – TTTADF. – No, no, no, you’re all wrong. – TL. Not enough vowels in that. – No, the name has to be something that tricks people into thinking that it’s obviously the best thing ever, and no one would disagree with it, ’cause that’s how lobby groups work, and they usually are the opposite, so it’s like. – We should call, something club. – Group for the Advancement of Little Things and Who Hate Landfills, but it’s really against little things in landfills, something like that. – I’m on the board. (plastic clicks) You want to take care? I’m want to take your toe out. Let me. Yeah, yank. Gonna go. Go for it, right? I mean, I, I really had a, not residual resilient. I have a resilient big toe. I’ll loosen it up for you. That day. I watching that back, I’m like, man, that’s something that I should have been bragging about. The resiliency of my big tub. It can be yanked. Didn’t pop, did all types of stuff. And there was no residual damage. It was totally fine. I’m proud of myself. I don’t think I could. You could do that in my turn. I don’t want to do that to you, to I think I, I think I would have residual damage. Yeah. Well we of course all these years later, we appreciate you hanging out with us on this marathon of games. Yep. All right. Go over to the main channel on Friday. Good mythical morning. We got a whole new marathon over there. All about episodes that were too big to stay inside the studio. Meaning they were outside. Yeah. Wonder whole season two is here. Watch the third episode early and ad free exclusively on the mythical Society. So, yeah. Whoa. This is not the big hit. The dog differences. Whoa. I’m gonna stay awake forever. I’ve got all the time in the world. What am I gonna do with myself? Tequila. You went to the 7-Eleven? Yeah. You went down the street. No one across town. But I think thought you drove in this state. All right, if you ran to the 7-Eleven. But I should have drove, I should I drove, we should drive now. That’s all we can do. It’s never too late to drive. Let’s start driving. I’ll drive in afterwards. I don’t think you should be driving. Oh, I’m gonna drive an 18 Wheeler. I don’t think you should be driving a golf cart at this point.