-So, I have to tell you something. Guess what it is. -You’re gonna stop dressing your parents, right? -What are you, my therapist? -Are you learning to code? -You mean like JavaScript? -Mm-hmm. -No. I don’t drink coffee. -[ Indian accent ] You’re getting married? -No, Mom. -[ Clicks tongue ] -You are buffalo testicles? -Rhett, please. You ate llama testicles? -I feel like you guys need to resocialize. -Alright, fine. You didn’t eat any testicles? -Oh, I know this. You finally sorted out your daddy issues. -I said this was an announcement, not a miracle. -You finally destroyed that haunted painting? -We promised we wouldn’t talk about that. -What about now, huh? You getting married? -Mom, stop calling. -You’re getting married? -No. -Sorry. Your mom made me ask. -Of course. -Are you pregnant? -No. I just like burritos. -Did you get a hickey? -I told you. I burned myself with the curler. -Lilly, how I print this e-mail? -Mom! -How many and where? -Seven. On my thighs. Because the curler! -You sold your soul in exchange for fame, money, and hair. -No, except yes to the hair part. -This entire time, it’s actually been your mom dressing up as you! -What? That’s crazy. [ Indian accent ] Who told you? -Girl, you finally learned how to cook. -[ Normal accent ] I make ramen, like, all the time. -Sorry, y-your mom — she made me ask. -Are you starting your modeling career? -I told you I don’t know what to do with my hands. -You’re going “sksksksk.” -Doc, I think we need to work on your slang. -And I oop. -Okay. -No cap. -Okay. [ Chuckles ] -A’ight. Say less. -Say what now? -That’s Gucci. -You’re going to law school? -Let me guess — my mom made you ask? -No. Sorry. I just…really need a lawyer. -Oh. -You finally decided to root for the Clippers? -Why would I un-champion myself? -[ Groans ] -I’ve done some things. -No! “A Little Late with Lilly Singh” is getting a second season! Aah! -Oh, okay. And then you’re getting married? -M’kay. Bye.