Welcome to “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?” We’re Rhett and Link, your guest introducer-er-ers. And we’ve been told from the guys that they are gonna microwave a live fish in this episode, and I am not for it! It’s not a live fish, it’s a robot fish. It’s called an iFish. Well, who’s to say that it doesn’t have a soul? Me! Would you microwave WALL-E? Yeah, I would, and I would enjoy every minute of it! Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this? Let’s find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. That’s why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It’s to protect our nuts, because nobody… Red fish! Blue fish! This fish? Dead fish! aquatic sound We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our Panasonic microwave, Whoopi. Jory: (in high-pitched voice) Whoopi! Jory: She’s black, she’s back! Once you go there, you stay… I don’t know! Jon: Stella got her groove back again! Jory: Oh! Look at that tail! It’s swimming to its ultimate demise! Jon: Oh, yeah! iFish! Jory: Dead fish! Jon More like “iSuck”! How long should I put it in there for? Uh, fish? Jon: I don’t know- four minutes? Jory: Four fish! Okay, let’s go! Jon: Oh, it’s sparking! It’s lighting up! Jory: Oh, wow! There’s a lot of little sparks in there! Jon: Nice, dude, nice! It’s lighting up, it’s the tumor from within! Jon: Have you guys ever heard of the vegetarians who STILL eat fish?! Now, to me, that seems like a cop-out, because, if you’re gonna go vegetarian, you should go all or nothin’! Jon: Because a fish is still an animal. This particular one is catching on fire right now! Jory: Now, Riley, don’t cry- there’s many more fish in the sea! (laughs sarcastically) Jon: You’re so funny, Jory! Riley: If it smells anything like a REAL fish, burnt, we’re all done… Jory: Or anything like a real fish, period! Riley: Or anything like my ex-girlfriend! Jory: (laughs) She did smell like a fish! Jon: Whoa! Holyl [beep]! Jory: It burst into flames! Riley: Time to kill it! Jon: Alright, go, go, go! Move, move, move! We might need the fire extiinguisher for this! Riley: Yes! Get outta the way! Jory: Ready? Jon: Stand by! fire extinguisher swooshes Jon: Did you have fun with that one? Riley: (laughs) Oh, I did! Jory: Just remember- that’s a chemical fire extinguisher, and those chemicals are, like, 51 years… They’re, like, 60 years old! Jon: 1949, and this is 2009! Good work, jackass! Riley: Safety is our number-one concern here on the microwave show! Jory: Is it cold? No, not really… Jon: Alright, good job putting out the fire! Now, is that CO2 smoke or just smoke from the iFish? Riley: Probably both. Jon: ‘Cause that thing- that was up in flames, dude! That was up in flames like nothing I have… Oh, my God! Jon: Well, Sebastian isn’t gonna have a friend to play with anymore! Jory: Let’s pull her outta here. Jon: Is it making noise?! Jory: I think it was cooking in its own juices! Jon: Aw, dude! (makes gagging sound) Jory: So, are you guys, like, a white meat or a dark meat kind of people? Riley: Swing that thing- easy! Jory: It’s trying to get away from me! Those are its gills right there. Oh, my God! Jon: Wow! You wasted that thing! Jory: You know it’s done when you can just, like, peel it apart! Jory: Or when it burns your hand! Okay, so you may be wondering… Jon: Whenever you have to crack out a 60-year-old fire extinguisher… Jory: Yeah, not a good idea! Riley: [Beep]! I had a fun time! I don’t know about you guys! Jory: So, that’s about it for “Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?” I’m your host, Jory Caron, and here with me is my partner in fighting fires, Riley, the Smokey Bear Man! Remember: Only YOU can burn microwave fires! Only you! Jory: And really, anyone can start ’em, but I’m REALLY good at it! end credits play Here with me today is an iFish. Today, it’s just lighting up as I talk. (mutters) I mean, if I talk really slowly and softly, it only lights up a little bit… (speeds up and gets louder) And if I talk a lot, it lights all the way up. Jory: (singing) And it’s a dancin’ fish, dancin’ fish, it’s dancin’! Dancin’ all the way into my microwave! Dancin’! Dancin’ fish, dancin’ fish! Jory: (still singing) Now, it’s a dead fish! It’s, like, ticking down to its own demise! That’s brutal!