| Intro: ( C C/B Am7 ) x2 C C/B Sitting here in Earth Science class Am7 Waiting for the time to pass C C/B Am7 Waiting on puberty, and the lunch bell (Boop!) C C/B Three seats in front of me Am7 Sits Beverly (she’s alright) C C/B Am7 But one seat to the left of her is Heather (Heather, Heather) C C/B My dream girl since sixth grade Am Sure, that was only last year Am7 C But a lot can happen in a year C/B Am7 Like losing the perm and getting some bangs Am7 Making the cheerleading squad D7 And developing other things… – Like that beautiful smile. And boobs Two of ‘em G I wish she was my Bm C D G Bm C Middle school girlfriend! D G Bm C What I wouldn’t do-o-o D G Bm C To see her in her headgear D G In the moonlight Bm C D G Bm If she only knew that I existed C D G Bm She couldn’t resist this dude! C D That’s right, I’m a dude G Bm C Just look at my mustache D Ah, you’re gonna have to get a little bit closer. See it? Right in there. Oh I see it ( C C/B Am7 ) x2 You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna call her. I’m gonna pick up the phone, and I’m gonna call her. 8933307 ( C C/B Am7 ) x2 (Ringing) | C Hello? C/B Am7 Hello, can I speak with Heather? Speaking. Am7 C Hey Heather, this is Trevor. Whatcha doin’? Nothing. What are you doing? C/B Am7 Nothing. Whatcha doing? You just asked me that. Nothing. Am7 – Oh. Yeah. Uh… um, will you go with me? Sure. Ah… o-okay. See you tomorrow. C C/B Now that me and Heather are going together Am7 We’ve got a unique bond that nobody can sever C C/B Even though I haven’t really talked to her Am7 Since that night on the phone (night on the phone) C C/B And I know she still remembers every word I said Am7 That’s what she’s thinking when she’s perched up on that pyramid C C/B Am7 Saying, “Go! Go Eagles! You can do it! Shoot two! Number one!” C C/B And look, her best friend’s coming over to deliver a message Am7 Because she can’t leave her seat Even during a scrimmage C Hey, Natalie. C/B Am7 It’s Trevor, right? Yeah. Am7 C C/B Heather wanted me to come over and tell you that the other night on the Am7 Am7 phone she thought you were Trevor Johnson C C/B Am7 But you’re not, right? Am7 I’m Trevor Johnston Yeah C C/B Am7 C Well she thinks Trevor Johnson is hot and you’re like, not, so she’s breaking up with you C/B Am7 Even though she was never really going with you Am7 Pfff! Bye! I was gonna dump her anyway G She used to be my Bm C D G Bm C Middle school girlfriend! D G Bm C I never got to-o-o D G Bm C see her in her headgear D G In the moonlight Bm C D G Bm If she only knew what she was missing C D G Bm C D That she was ditching the fu——-ture G Bm C D president of the Math Olympiad Club C That’s me-e-e G G G Single and free-ee-ee G My name is Trevor Johnston, and I just hit puberty. |