MK 1008: When you’re the personality hire…

You had an incredible 6-mon stint as a parillegal. Yeah. Where you really did a lot of great work with that law firm. Pretty quickly I’m realizing they’re like doing foreclosure law firm and I was like I can’t be a part of this. So I just stopped working like 2 months in. Took them took them like 7 months to fire me because they were so buttoned up. I was taking 2-hour lunches. I lost my like badge to swipe in. I was just trying to time other people’s entrances into the building. I would get there and I would just be like, “All right, all right. She’s gone.” And I would get out of my car and like kind of walk fast and try and sneak in. When they fired me, it was so funny cuz they had like a highlight reel of everything I did wrong. They were like, and this is how this is how what a piece of company was. They got everyone in trouble who I snuck in. Like they like had a record and then they showed me how little work I did compared. They had like graphs and they showed me how many how little work I did compared to like Yeah, I know, man. And I was like, I know. I was like I was like I’m shocked. I’ve been living the graph. I’m like I cannot believe this took this long cuz I was fun. That’s the thing. You can get away with anything if you’re fun%,

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