MK 1096: Have you heard of “brown drink?”

And I wrote an article called Brown Drink. And then I went into my local Starbucks the day after and they were like, “Are you the reason we have people asking for brown drink?” I was like, “Yes.” Um, a famous nobody read lag.com, but a famous drag queen at the time posted it on their Facebook and it went viral. And so I learned What is brown drink? Brown? It’s a joke. It’s coffee, Nicole. Jesus Christ. I thought maybe you put squirt a caramel in. No, the brown drink is the world’s most popular drink. hot bean water that Starbucks has been selling. This this poor Starbucks employee was like, “I’ve had people asking me for brown drink and they don’t know what it is and I don’t know what it is, so I don’t know what to give them.” Oh man. And I go, “I don’t know what to tell you, but I’m sorry. This was never supposed to make it out of our dying readership.

Discover more from Searchicality

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading