It was called a chicken bake. Okay. What do you What do we smell? I have heard of a chicken bake. What have you heard about the chicken bake? I saw a picture once of a chicken bake. It’s like I grew up like I don’t know. I don’t know why I never had this stuff. What fundamentalist cult did you escape from in the valley? Christianity. Oh, what? Wait, did you actually? Yeah. Oh, I didn’t know that. What kind? That’s why I told that guy. I had to tell a boy that he that I was convinced he didn’t like me in a car. I didn’t want to get too deep right up at the top, but I remember telling him specifically, I don’t know if this is too deep for this episode, but I remember right at the jump, I told him, “You don’t love me, you love God inside of me.” Like the light I shine. A Bible study leader coached me to say that. And to what end? Why did he coach me? Being like my Bible study was like, “Oh no, like he you need to convert it.” That is how a lot of cults in the 1970s really they called it honey potting. Honey potting. Honey potting. They would send a woman out there and then she would, you know, kind of flirt and convert people. But you were doing that for Jesus. Yeah. And I do that for chicken bakes. I’ve stashed a bunch of Costco food in my car. This to me represents the crown jewel of Costco food. So, as you can see, massive. It is massive. It is gnarled. It is crusty. So, what this is, it’s some sort of like pizza dough with a bunch of cheese around it. And then inside is chicken, bacon, cheese, and this is the kicker, Caesar salad dressing. No. Yeah. So, the Caesar salad dressing gets bubbling hot and melts with the cheese to form a sort of goo. And what I like to do is like a glow stick, just sort of crack it and then you get the Costco chicken bake. Okay, let’s do this. This feels like a snack wrap from hell. Yes, 100%. [Music] Oh my god.
