MK 1206: Josh’s Favorite Halloween Candy

Almond Joy, >> smash. >> Skittles, >> smash. >> Hot tamali’s >> pass. >> Circus peanuts. >> Smash. I love circus peanuts. It’s like you’re chewing on a rubber eraser, but I like it. >> Nerds. >> Smash. >> Hubba Bubba. Bubblegum. >> Pass. I don’t want to chew. >> Airheads. >> Uh, smash. Airheads are good. >> Laffy Taffy. >> Smash. Especially the bananas. >> Milk duds. >> Pass on milk duds. Too hard. >> Gummy bears. Hey, pass. I no room in my life for gummies anymore. >> And finally, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. >> Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Pass. I like I like No. Smash. Smash is a good one. You ever Oh my god. You ever on a dating app and you see someone really hot and you just forget which way swiping is is yes and which one’s no. And you’re just like, “Oh no, I’ve lost my shot. >> I’m married.” >> Yeah. Same here. I mean, like in a time long ago, >> I said I’m married. >> I’m not proposing you. I’m married.

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