I need I need the camera to come here because I want to tell you a little bit about my lemonade stand based trauma. So we had a really incredible racket going on. My dad worked at a 99 cent store in Oceanside, California. And what he did is well he would shoplift a bunch of stuff from there. And so he would shoplift the country time lemonade. He would give it to me and my brother pink lemonade. And then we would mix that with the appropriate amount of water and then we would put that in a giant gallon pitcher and then we would sell cups of lemonade for a dollar outside of the 99 cent store that he stole that from in the first place. >> Wow. So, he was stealing that 99 cent thing of Country Time Lemonade. Me and my brother were turning that probably into about 32 bucks. And that’s pure profit right there, baby. But then the owner found out and he got really mad at us because Yeah, we were like stealing from him technically. So, I’m probably never going to uh teach my kids how to do a lemonade stand. >> I don’t think that’s how I’m going to do it. >> Yeah, you shouldn’t. >> I [laughter] don’t want to. >> Every time I see a lemonade stand now, I get a little bummed. >> A Well, how about this? I’m going to make a really cute stand. And I’m going to teach my daughter. I’m having a girl. I’m going to teach her how to like build it out and stuff. And she’s going to handw write the sign and all that stuff. And then you can come get some lemonade from her and it’ll heal all of your wounds if not one of them. >> A [laughter] >> it’ll work. >> One by one. >> It’ll work. Just have an open mind. >> I will. I promise. >> Therapy without paying anybody. That’s what this is. [laughter] >> The only person I’m paying is your daughter for her lemonade. >> Yeah. And she’s not going to like upcharge you. She’ll be like, “Okay, Uncle Josh.” As you know, it’ll be fine. >> That’ll be 0.2
Episode Post Date: January 2, 2026