- Eat it! Swallow, swallow, swallow! – [Davin] Swallow! (suspenseful music) There are a lot of obscure food world records out there, and I’m gonna find the weirdest, the dumbest, the most obscure, and I’m gonna try and beat them. After two humbling failures, I’ve decided to bring in some reinforcements ’cause if I win, it’s still my name on the record books, but if I lose I have someone else to shoulder all the blame and embarrassment so Nicole, today you and I are gonna try to beat the world record for the fastest time to peel and eat an orange blindfolded in parentheses team of two is how it’s written, and it’s held by L.A. Beast. Are you ready for this? – Nope! – Yeah me neither. Let’s do it! – 8.75. – Half the orange. – Big boy. It’s a big boy. – They got the eyes wide shut blindfolds on like that. (laughs) well it’s a good movie, its Kubrick. – He’s choking. – He’s choking. Choking is a real hazard. That may happen. Oh he looks like he’s in pain. – We need a word that’s like stop. – We need a safe word? Is that what you’re saying? – Yes! He also took his finger and he poked it through the center, and it peeled out. – They’re not doing it in one. – Oh, wait. Okay. – Ah. – Okay that’s important. As he was feeding it, he was almost squeezing the juice out, and did you see? – Compressed the bite. – Yeah he was like peeling, and squeezing, and shoving. Peeling, squeezing, and shoving. I’m worried about my hands, you know? It might break a nail. – Oh my, Nicole don’t start that now. Don’t start I might break a nail now. I might choke and die. You might break a nail? Like, calm down. – It hurts. – They can be beat, as my voice cracks because of lack of confidence. L.A. Beast, his orange weighed 8.75 ounces even though the minimum is only six ounces. – Okay. – So let’s see where we’re at with this orange. 9.3. It’s a little bigger. – It’s significantly bigger. – You know but they say, the Amish have to work time and a half what everybody else do that’s why we bowl 15 frames instead of 10. So I’m not worried about that at all. That’s fine. We’re underdogs. We’ll always be underdogs. All right so, next rule. The peeler must start with both hands firmly on the table. So you cannot be touching the orange before the clock starts. – Fine. – The eater must have their hands behind their back. – Okay, so it is a legit rule. – Yeah, I thought he was doing it for stylistic purposes. – Yeah. – ‘Cause it looked cool as heck, and then also the orange must be, “fresh, ripe, and with all the outer skin intact.” Smell that? – You have to smell this part of it actually. – Oh really? – Yeah. – I smell the bottom hole. – Fresh and ripe. – And then the final rule has to do with the blindfolds. So we must have an objective third party observer make sure the blindfolds do in fact obscure our sight. So we need to figure out how to get that objective third party observer to make sure they’re legit. – Okay. – [Lucas] Oh hey Josh. We need a little bit of help. – How are you? – Oh, I’m doing great I’m sorry. I came to you straight with a need. – It’s not all business all the time. – Not all the time. So in the video of L.A. Beast and his buddy Yasir actually beating the challenge, they make sure that the blindfolds actually do impede your sight. So we need somebody to test and to show on camera that we cannot actually see. – Well there’s a few like very silly and obscene things that we could do. Then there’s more kind of realistic things that would probably work better for the episode. So it’s kind of up to you. Silly and obscene? – Yeah, sure. – Right off the bat I got this metal pipe. – What do you wanna do with it? – You put the blindfold on and I throw it at you. – I’m also being blindfolded and I don’t consent. – Oh well that’s cool ’cause I have this hammer. – Oh, I also. – All right fine. I could just fire this Nerf gun at your face. – That works for me. How hard does that thing shoot? – Pretty hard. Ready? – No. – Okay Nicole, I’m gonna shoot you first. – Okay. – No, he’s gonna shoot me first. It’s a trick. – No, no, no. (Nerf gun fires) (screams) – Oh my God I felt it whiz by me dude stop. – Oh my God. (Nerf gun fires) – Oh God stop. (Nerf gun fires) (screams) – This is really firing wide. – I still haven’t been hit yet. – [Lucas] Did you see it? – No! – Where are you? – I think it was a good success. I think you guys didn’t see it. – [Lucas] The fear was present. – Yeah, and I think that got our adrenaline up to complete this challenge. Okay so we know the blindfolds work. That’s been proven thanks to Lucas. – Thanks, Lucas. – So now, we need to find two completely average people who don’t have the team chemistry that we do. Who don’t have the rapport, they don’t have the hours slaving in the kitchen over food prep. Who don’t have any sort of talent, and who are just in mediocrity, bottom of the barrel people. We need to find them in this office. Lucas, you wanna help out? – Yeah, totally. – All right, Lucas, Davin, we got both of you in a budget Watchmen cosplay. Davin, has thin, nimble fingers. I’ve seen him in action before. Really exquisite. Lucas, you’re gonna be the eater. – You’re tall. – Uh-uh. – That’s your eye. – Uh huh. – Okay, there it is. All right. – Did you remember where that was? – Yeah it’s kind of like above my shoulder. – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – Oh, this is a hard orange. Josh you need to stop giving me hard stuff. Man, you gave me hard ice cream last time. – Put it in my mouth. – Well, give me a second. It’s not unpeeled yet. – Put it in my mouth. Uh Uh huh Uh huh – Shove it in. – There’s two more pieces. I’m pretty sure this one has a rind on it. – He’s not letting me finish. – Lucas, you gotta eat faster man. – I don’t want to. Oh what’s the point. – Can I try again? – Okay I stopped it at 1:32. – Did I do good? – 1:32? We took a minute and a half? – Did you like it? – So the record is 14 seconds. – Yeah, definitely can do it faster Josh. – Yeah, you want another go? – I wanna another go, yeah. – No, I don’t wanna do it. – [Davin] I’m ready are you? – Who said that? (laughs) – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – I’m gonna warm up my chew hole while you peeling. – Okay, warm up that chew hole baby. Ah, its peeled okay. – Ah. – Where’s your face? – Ah. – [Lucas] One more time. Another bite. You just got one more bite buddy. You just got one more. No it’s okay, no it’s okay. Just eat it. Just eat it. It’s cool, it’s cool. (laughs) Where’s your mouth? He did it. We beat the record! (laughs) We did it! – Lucas can’t see, but Davin’s mouth is just a war zone in there. – Almost done. – Oh, no. – Time. – Stop the time. Inspect his mouth. Ew, that’s gross. – How long was that? – A minute and 25. You guys are moving so much faster, and you shaved five seconds off. – I did. What are you looking at, Lucas? – What? – You’re looking the wrong way. – I have a couple takeaways in this. – [Lucas] Okay. – One. The chewing seems to be really difficult. Davin seemed to really struggle on that. – Yeah. – And I think the way we can get around that is as you’re coming to my mouth. – Yeah. – You need to kind of smash the orange in one fluid motion. Smash the orange, and then forcefully into my mouth, because they were wasting time searching for each other’s mouths. – Yeah. – Right, so you need to smash the orange. Get it to my face, and I’ll bring my mouth to you. Davin seemed, one, he was actually choking. That was a little bit scary, but two, you also can’t be afraid of that. – No. – No one’s ever died from choking on an orange. – You can’t choke on an orange, it’s science. – I mean I got it down. – You have to say, “go,” for me to be ready to put it in. You see what I’m saying? – He can’t say words so he has to have a grunt. What’s your grunt? (grunts) – Just say, “go.” – I’ll say, “go.” – Just say, “go.” – Do you have any takeaways? – I’m scared I’m gonna break a nail. – Oh hey there. I’m sorry to interrupt the most amazing food show that’s ever existed on the Internet, except for Hot Ones, but, if you wanna see more amazing food shows starring yours truly, please subscribe to the Mythical YouTube channel. If enough people subscribe, I’ll get to make more shows. Make sure to click that little bell to get notifications because you’ll never know what we’ll be up to next, but that little bell knows. It knows everything. Couple things that scared me watching Lucas and Davin. I don’t think Davin has a small mouth per se, that orange looked real big going into it. So I’m a little big of the weight of these guys now. If the limit is six ounces, I think we should scrape that limit. – Okay. – Really try and money ball this thing. – Sure, lets do it. – Just try and get close to six as we can. – Agreed. – Also, another thing. Anyone who has ever used fresh citrus in a recipe knows you do the old Rachel Ray trick. You roll it out, it loosens everything up. When you do that with an orange, it’s actually going to break up the segments. It’s still a fresh, ripe orange. Still has all the skin intact. We’re actually breaking up the insides of it so it’s going to be easier to chew, and it’s going to be easier really to get your fingers in and kind of go through ’em. – Hold on, let’s do this. – Oh yeah. – So you’re just gonna time me peeling it, not eating it? – Just the time you peel it. – Okay. – I need to save room in my tummy. – Room in the tummy. – All right, ready? – Okay, yup! – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) (laughs) – I forgot I’m not feeding you. I forgot I’m not feeding you. – 20 seconds. 19.87. – Okay, okay. – That would’ve won gold in the 1988 Olympics? – Let’s do another one. – In the 200 meter dash. That’s pretty good. – I’m gonna do another one. – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) (laughs) (laughs) – There’s none of the big orange in here. – All right, well. You know what I think we should just try it. We should just try it. When the pressure’s on, when the cameras are on, when Michael Jordan put up 63 points when he had the flu, you know ’cause of your adrenaline spikes, so when the pressure’s on, we’re gonna be great. We have our official weight. This is a legal orange by all definitions. We have our two judges. So the way that this is going to work, is that they will each be taking separate times, when I yell, “done,” is when they’ll stop, and then Lucas is gonna check my mouth like a horse. – Like a horse. – And then the average of their two times is what’s going to be our official time. So the official record is 14.285 seconds. That’s the goal to beat. Nicole, how do you feel? – I’m kind of nervous. – Good. Just do it! (suspenseful music) – Ha! – Whoa. – Oh my God. – Sorry I needed to do that to get my adrenaline up. It’s a thing I do. – Okay. – [Lucas] Geez. – I’m ready. – All right, we’re ready. (suspenseful music) – Are we counting down? – Oh no, I’ll go “three, two, one, go.” – We were just building tension. Okay. – All right. Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – Three seconds. There is dose coming out of the orange. – Mouth. – Oh. – First slice is in, seven seconds. You’re half way there. – Mouth. – Mouth is in, 12 seconds. – It’s 12, yeah. – We got it. We’re under 13 seconds. (laughs) Wow we’re at 13.8. – No! – 13.9. – Are you gonna get under 30? – Okay, under 30 let’s see. – Well dude they’re not done yet. – What do you mean I’m not done yet? – Done! – 28.97. – He’s done. (laughs) – We have to cut that in half. – Okay. – [Davin] Yeah. – Do you learn anything from that? – Absolutely. – I feel like I held up my end of the bargain. Thank you. – Yeah, I don’t know. Okay. – Are we all ready? – On “go” I go? – On “go” you go. – Set. – Nope. – No, he’s counting in. – I was just saying I was set. – Okay. – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – That’s much faster peeling. – Yeah. Yeah, there you go. You’re houndin’ it. Houndin’ it. 10 seconds. – Mouth. – All right, all right, all right. Keep going, keep going, keep going. – Mouth. – Just keep going. – Just for practice keep going. – Mouth. – Good job. Wow. – Mouth. Is that it? – That’s it you’re good. Josh? – Ah. – He’s done. 24.97. – We’re getting better. I felt like I was. – Can you take my blindfold off? – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – They go from one to go really fast. – I know he did. Okay, now she’s hounding it. There you go. – Mouth. – Third time’s the charm. You missed the mouth. – 10 seconds. – He still got it in his mouth. – It’s okay. – It’s under 20 seconds. You guys are fine, 20 seconds. We’re moving up in the world. – Come on, come on. – I just rolled. (laughs) – I can’t do it. – You can do it. You can or you won’t! – Stop yelling at me. – Are you rushing or are you dragging? – Stop yelling at me, Josh. – Feed me I’m hungry. – Last piece. – Josh finish chewing. You’re done? – What was that like 41? – Mouth open. – This was really bad guys. – Yeah that was terrible. – Here’s the thing. – Do you guys want it? Like that’s what I have to ask at this point. Do you really want this? – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – Okay much better form here. Oh yeah, yes. That’s it. Seven seconds, you just got half of it. – Just keep going. Just keep going. Come on one more piece that’s a whole piece. That’s it, that’s it, that’s it! – Keep going! – Come on, come on, come on. – Tell me you’re clear. – Done! – 18.43. – Come on! – That was pretty close. – 18.43! Come on! – That’s the year that Abraham Lincoln died. – [Cameraman] Half of it fell on the ground dude. – What? – Maybe we need to sit, Josh! – You wanna try seated? – We should sit! – We’re sitting! – Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – How does he not know the interval? (laughs) – Open. – Oh that’s beautiful. Five seconds. Love it. Hit me with another third. – Come on, come on. – Open. Open! Eat it swallow, swallow, swallow! Swallow! – [Davin] Swallow! Please swallow. – Josh you need to swallow faster man. – Is this our last orange? Josh this is our last orange. – Nicole, this is the last small orange that we have. This is our final shot. My stomach is just full of undigested, un-chewed orange pieces. – My fingernails are full of citrus juice. – This is it. – And they’re burning. – This is the final round. – Great. – We’re battled, we’re bent, but we’re not broken. – You got it. – You ready for this? – Yes! I’m ready. – You set? – I’m set. – Okay. Three, two, one, go. (suspenseful music) – Okay, not even looking at the timer. Just believing in you guys on this one. – Yeah, I believe in you guys. – Open. – Oh, beautiful form. That’s half, okay. – One more. – All right he’s ready, and it’s on the mouth. It’s the last piece. – Last piece. – Done! – Oh, one more! Oh. – I don’t know how to count that one. – This is not an orange! That’s a peel! – I got 16.21. – Oh, no! (sad music) – We got a meeting to go to. – Yeah. – Yeah. – I don’t feel good Nicole. I thought we had it on that last one. You were peeling fast, I was eating fast, I didn’t even chew on the last one. I just let it slide down my throat hole. – I’m literally never doing this again. – No. – No. – L.A. Beast, your buddy, Yasir, I gotta hand it to you. That was an incredible feat of athleticism. We’re not done. We’re not done with this. We’re gonna find a record that we can beat. We will not leave this room. Me and Nicole are pledging that until we have a world record on our hands. And that’s the final countdown. 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